The following TripReport snippet is taken from 2004/06 Xenono – Getting Happy in Hong Kong, Madness in Macau, and Titillated in Thailand

He was up for and we decided on Bangkok Cozy on New Petchaburi Road. The bellboy at the PS got a taxi, but the driver didn’t want to take us there. I was being vague about the name of place, but I did have an address. He kept mentioning Plaza Entertainment and we kept telling him no, New Petchaburi. It turned out that his shift was ending and he didn’t want to brave the traffic on New Petchaburi Road for 100 baht. So we flagged down another taxi whose driver must have been a centenarian.

We told him to drive east on New Petchaburi while Wallstreet looked to the left and I looked to the right. Bangkok Cozy was at 2368 New Petchaburi Road on the south side of the street. Now here is the part I get confused on. I know for sure it is located before you get to Akamai Road. But two different maps I have looked at have it listed before Soi Thongler and after Soi Thongler (when coming from Asoke). Regardless, it is pretty hard to miss. There is a big Bangkok Cosy sign (spelled with the s) and you can look for it based on the picture below. Basically you can just head east on New Petchaburi from Asoke or Wireless Road. It is on the south side of the road and past RCA.

Bangkok Cozy
2368 New Petchaburi Road
Phone: 0-2314-0732 to 4
Website: http:// www.MidnightThailand.com/BangkokCozy/
Prices: Fishbowl 1300, 1600, 1800 Sideline 2200, 2600



Once we noticed the place we signaled to the taxi driver and he pulled over. Wallstreet gave someone’s great, great, great grandfather a generous tip for not giving us any trouble or attempting to take us someplace else. The tip had him quite excited and thankful.

Upon entering Bangkok Cozy Wallstreet and I were both immediately impressed. It was about 5 or 6 in the evening by now and the fishbowl was packed full of nice looking ladies. There were also a few sideline ladies available. The prices quote by the papasan were the same as on the ilikemassage.com website, which had me believing this was a no farang surcharge place and we weren’t being quoted high prices.

We had some drinks, gawked at the ladies a bit and then made our selections. Wallstreet chose an 1800 baht lady and I did a 1600 baht lady. The time allotted was two hours. The lady I chose was Da and she was 25. We went upstairs and a beautiful, spacious and clean room was revealed inside.

I really had forgotten how much I love Bangkok massage parlors. The atmosphere is so nice and laid back inside, the prices are always reasonable and the facilities are always immaculate. Oh how I dream that the US would ever get some of these places all across the country or in my hometown. How cool would it be to stop by a massage parlor every other day on my way home from work? I could stop in, pay $31-$43 US dollars to get bathed and then laid in a wonderfully clean and large room for two hours by a hot 18-25 year old woman. Man. Why do I have to fly half way across the world to do this? Oh well, I can dream.

My session with Da was incredible. I had a nice bath and then we went to the bed for some terrific DFK and a nice BBBJ. I had a wonderful session with her. I finished up and headed downstairs to meet Wallstreet, but he was still going at it with his lady. He arrived a few minutes later and was equally impressed and happy with the quality of his session.

Photos: Da 76 77 78 79 80 81 82

We both agreed that Bangkok Cozy was a place we’d both recommend.

The following TripReport snippet is taken from 2004/05 Wallstreet - Kicking Back in Bangkok

Wednesday

I wake up at 1:30pm to the sound of my Thai cell ringing. I answer and instead of Nueng, its Xeneno who's just settled in at the Dynasty and is raring to go. He's gonna come over and in the meantime I take a shower.

30 minutes later Xen is at the door. I've always admired his reports and his legendary Back and Forth report with D'Art really got me going for my first trip to Thailand. I had the pleasure of meeting Xen in New York a couple months back and he's a great guy to hang out with.

We agreed to check out a massage parlor - he had found one that hadn't been reviewed called Bangkok Cozy on New Petchburi Road, so off we went. Xen is very organized and professional when it comes to hobbying. He had maps printed out, landmarks in sight and wrote down the prices so he could argue with anyone if they tried to tack on the dreaded "white guy surcharge".

We talked to one of the President Solitaire doormen and gave him the name of the road so he could translate it to the driver - something that's very handy to have. Well, I take taxis everywhere, didn't take the Skytrain and their brand spanking new subway is due to open in June, and maybe it was luck, or maybe it was having Nueng at my side, but I didn't hit traffic or any surly taxi drivers so far this trip. That was about to change.

The driver understood New Petchburi Road and you could tell he was very annoyed. He kept saying that New Petchburi is a very long road (true) and he wanted an address. Xen wouldn't give him the name, just in case Bangkok Cozy paid taxi commissions. Xen and the driver kept going back and forth, neither one giving in. I was sitting back enjoying the show. Xen finally budges and said the 2300 block. The driver countered with - need name, numbers hard to read (also true). Xen finally gave in and said Bangkok Cozy Massage. The driver wanted to know why so far, many other massage parlours. Xen said no - Bangkok Cozy. Then Xen noticed the driver hadn't turned on the meter and wouldn't do so even after Xen asked several times. It was about 4:45pm and we were by Asoke Plaza and the driver said he couldn't take us because his shift ended at 6pm and if he took us, he'd be late returning the car to the garage. It was now raining and the driver pulled over under the underpass so we wouldn't get wet and could hail another taxi from there.

Xen was pissed because he was sure the driver wasn't going to get a commission and that's why he wouldn't take us. I was still reserving judgement.

It took us 30 seconds to get another cab and this driver was much more accomodating. He was about 130 years old and spoke no English, but after several tries, he understood New Petchburi and happily went in that direction. We made the turn off Sukhumvit and came to a dead stop. And waited. And waited more. The worst traffic I've ever been in in my five trips to Bangkok. But the driver didn't care and the air conditioning was on, so we just sat back. Like we had a choice. Luckily Xen is a great conversationalist and the time went by relatively quickly.

Xen and I are very different when it comes to the hobby. I just go with the flow and Xen is all about the numbers. He approaches the day with a firm gameplan in hand and his retention of details amazes me. The boy knows his stuff. Me, I'm happy I'm getting laid and I'm happy with one girl taking care of me and having the occassional "tryst" on the side. Anyone who's able to hook up with Xen in "the field" should consider himself lucky. This is also a better board because of his contributions.

It was almost 6:00pm when we hit the 2300 block and we could see Bangkok Cozy across the street. So the first driver was right - it was far, it was bad traffic, and he wouldn't have made it back to his garage. In fact, the traffic was even WORSE going back. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

The meter read 110 baht and I gave Grandpa 200 baht for being such a good sport. The reaction from the driver was one of the highlights of my trip. I have no idea what he was saying, but he was ecstatic. He was grinning from ear to ear, the one tooth in his head gleaming in the rear-view mirror.

Knowing we would never make it across 6 lanes of traffic and a median, we walked to the nearest overpass and quickly made our way to Bangkok Cozy. We enter the parking area and some guys standing outside greeted us and pointed to the door, which is not obvious. We entered with great anticipation wondering if it would be worth the hassle of getting here. We turned the corner and saw the fairly large fishbowl well-stocked with ladies. As we got closer, we knew it was going to be good. There was a LOT of talent behind the glass.

We sat in a booth that was close enough to get a general feel, but too far to read the numbers. The set-up was from left to right with three classes of girls (Xen will correct me if I'm wrong and I think the prices went from 1,300 to 1,600 to 1,800, depending on the color of the girls number. There were also 4 sideline girls - don't remember the price.

A manager sat in our booth and welcomed us. Xen whipped out his notes and confirmed the prices as listed on the website and the the session was 2 hours, not 90 minutes. The prices were the same - no Western surcharge. Xen then insisted that he was going to pay the tab for my girl. I enjoy picking up the check and get embarrassed when someone buys me something, but Xen wouldn't listen to my protestations.

We ordered drinks and looked over the girls. It was really hard to make a choice. Xen had a couple in mind as did I. We then walked over to the glass to get a closer look. We both made our choices, giving the numbers to the manager. He called the two girls out. Here's my knock on massage parlours in Bangkok. There's no interaction (although I found out later - from Xen, that you can call girls out and have a drink with them and not be obligated. But that means nothing, as Xen will attest later, I'm sure).

My girl looked just as good, if not better than she did behind the glass, but she turned out to be a midget. Well, almost. She was the smallest girl I've ever done. Barely came up to my elbow. Number 16, her name was Em, 20 years old and MAYBE 4'9" and 75lbs. The elevator was out of order, so we walked up to the third floor.

The rooms were nice, the only knock I have is there's no toilet - that's down the hall. Otherwise spacious and clean. Em and I settled on the couch and ordered drinks. We got to know each other and as soon as the drinks came and the bath supplies arrived, we started kissing. She knelt down in front of me and undressed me, neatly hanging up my clothes, while the bath was filling.

She stipped down herself, revealing nice b-cups. She had a fine, tight body. Em led me to the bathtub and I got in. She joined me in the tub and starting washing me in a very sensual way. Hmmm, I hadn't been to a massage parlour since my first trip to CP2, in search of the elusive Thip. That session (not with Thip) left something to be desired and I focused on the go-go bars since then, preferring long-time sessions.

The bath took up close to 30 minutes, but I wasn't in a hurry. I had two hours to kill. There's no raft here, but the girl does soap up her tits and scrubs you down with them. Em dried me off and I laid on the bed, waiting for her to join me.

She started off with a nice massage and then I turned over for a very nice BBBJ. After a good fifteen minutes, I stopped her and had her ride me cowgirl. We switched positions sveral times - Em was VERY accomodating and took instruction well. I wasn't taking notes and wound up having three sessions on three different days so it know gets foggy but I think I only popped once with this girl and twice with another girl the next day. So we'll call it one pop about 1:30 into the session. She cleaned me up and rubbed me dowm - Em wasn't in a hurry either.

I then took a shower, dried off and let Em dress me. It was time to go, though no phone call came - this place will give you a 10-minute warning as I found out on Saturday. I had a really good session and I usually overtip anyway, so I gave her 1,000 baht, which obviously made her very happy. If you like VERY small ladies, I highly recommend Em (#16).

We went downstairs and Xen had already finished. I believe he had a very good session too, but I'm sure he'll do a blow-by-blow in his report. The manager thanked us and after he gave me his card, I gave him 100 baht. I was pretty sure I was coming back to this place and I like to have people look out for me. In fact, on Saturday, the manager ALMOST saved me 2 hours of waiting time - but I'm getting ahead of myself. His name is SomSak - he has glasses and a terrible bolbous nose.

We left and hailed a cab and the traffic was bad, but not as bad as coming over. Word to the wise: Do not go to Bangkok Cozy during rush hour or ANYTIME on Friday. The traffic is that bad. Trust me.

The following TripReport snippet is taken from 2004/05 Wallstreet - Kicking Back in Bangkok

We head back to the PS and Xen calls wanting to do something. I said I was up for anything and let Neung have the afternoon off. Xen came over and we decided to try another unreviewed massage parlour, Zodiac. The address was very close to Bangkok Cozy so if the place sucked, we could always walk across the street. It wasn't quite 3pm so we had a shot at avoiding the rush hour traffic.

We went downstairs and got a cab who had kept offering to take us to Cupidy. He evn turned into the Cupidy parking lot. That 500 baht commission must be hard to pass up. We made decent time and although the number is very close to that of BC, it was a good klick down the road on the opposite side.

We entered and was disappointed to see only three girls, none in the same class as those of BC. We chalked it up to the early hour and headed towards the BC. It was about 3:45pm and there were a good amount of girls behind the glass. We took a seat in the front booth and almost immediately identified two prospects sitting on the right side with one girl between them. One was very animated and the other wasn't. I liked them both and so did Xen. I suggested we take them both before someone else grabbed them as businessmen were starting to walk in. I gave the numbers to SomSak who was very happy to see us. I wound up giving the wrong number and the center girl was called out. We both started shouting "no, no" and I went right up to the glass, got the right numbers and SomSak called out our ladies.

I deferred to Xen and he picked the animated one, me taking a girl in white who had some clevage showing. Xen suggested we have drinks with the girls first, which I didn't know you could do. If you get a bad vibe, you're under no obligation to take the girl. Animated girl sits next to Xen and is very talkative. My girl sits next to me and doesn't say a word. Xen's girl does all the talking and mine just sits there not saying a word and not smiling. Looks like Xen got the better end of the deal.

We take the girls upstairs and go to our respective rooms. I order drinks and start up a conversation with my girl Ae (# 157). She starts to loosen up and things are looking up. I find out she's 19, been working at BC for a year and comes from Sukothai (sp?) a 7-hour bus ride from Bangkok (300 baht each way) as opposed to a one-hour plane ride at 2,000 baht each way. She deems Sukothai the second prettiest place in Thailand after Uden (sp?). It's time for the bath and after undressing me she takes off her clothes. What a smoking body! Baby c-cups pointing up - my favorite. I am cursing myself for not bringing my camera - they are a sight to behold. Not perfect, but pretty awesome. She's about 5'6 and has a tiny bit of baby fat which she is very self-conscious about, but I find her superb.

She gets into the tub and starts washing me very thoroughly. I enjoy every minute. We head over to the bed and she starts with a great massage. I turn over and she starts with a great BJ. OK guys, here's the negative - she doesn't do BBBJ. I ask twice and she declines, but for me her body and personality make up for it. After about 15 minutes I pop. We head over to the couch and relax, After about 15 minutes I go back on the bed, which surprises her a little but she doesn't hesitate to join me. Start again with a CBJ then move onto several positions including one new one for me (hard to describe - had to be there).

I could have popped again in 15 minutes, but I savored every moment and lasted an hour. We cleaned up and then headed downstairs.

Xen was done and disappointed. His girl turned out to be a loser - total opposite of her act at the table. Goes to show it's a total crapshoot.

We say good night to SomSak and Xen wants to see if there's a better selection at Zodiac as it's now primetime. Maybe 2 more girls. Cross Zodiac off the list. It's starting to rain and things go downhill from there. Traffic is so backed up going in our direction that we decide to chance it and hail a cab in the other direction, hoping he knows another way to get back. Might have worked, except we couldn't catch a cab to save our lives. 20 minutes, nothing. Xen wants to take a cab in the traffic jam, but I suggest we walk to the next major intersection which is at least a mile away. Xen isn't thrilled but agrees. The traffic is so bad that we make substantially better time than the cars in the parking lot known as New Petchburi Road. We get to the intersection and once you pass the light, things start moving. We spot an empty cab and head back to our respective hotels. Xen wants to get in a good session and I'm spent. We agree to hook up later.

I have been at BKK Cozy last weekend.
I took a girl called SAI (means left in thai language, 223 years old). Sorry I can't remember her name but she has the biggest and best tits of the whole massage.
Very very good experience: usual routine for massage parlours but she seemed really to enjoy sex.
She did everything axcept anal (but I didn' ak for it). Paid 1500 baht.
I talked a lot with her and she is realy funny.
I invited her out to discoteque (Night fever) for tomorrow night and I will post the report.
Regards.

Thanks to my fellow brothers here and the reports they have made I decided to try this place. I had an excellent 2 hour massage with some young beautiful girl from BKK area. She did everything except anal. She wasn't trimmed very much is my only complaint.

The assistants downstairs tried baiting me with a surcharge. Watch them some will try to rip you off. Go in knowing the prices.

Selection at 4 was decent, about 20 girls. When I finished at 630pm the selection close to doubled.


Traffic going there wasn't too bad at 4pm. However returning to Sukhumvit area was bad. Spent 45 minutes in the cab at 630pm.

Well worth the time and had a great experience. My girl told me most customers are Thai.

I finally made my first visit of this trip to one of the big MPs. I remember reading good things about Cozy, and had never been there, so it was high time. Rolled in at about 4:30 yesterday (Saturday) and the lineup wasn't too bad. There were a couple to choose from. Took about 10 minutes and finally opted for one with a big rack, as I haven't had one of those this trip, despite the fact that her body wasn't up to my normal standards.

However, I was not disappointed, because the girl was a pussy clencher. Yahooo! God I love it when they do that. She got me off twice in 40 minutes, covered, and I had already blown a load that day. Some feat.

Came out at 6:30 and took another look at the fishbowl. A lot more girls were in there, so I made a mental note to make that the time of my next visit. Will definitely be returning. Oh, also found an easy way to get there: Skytrain to Thong Lo station; moto or taxi to up Soi Thong Lo to Petchaburi Road; hang a left and go @200 meters or so. It's on the left. Also spotted some other MPs on the way that no one has reported on. If I have time, I'll do some more investigative work.

Other MPs in the area you may want to check out are Meri-lee, and Evita, which are across the street from one another. Maybe six or seven blocks down from Bangkok Cozy, just past Ekamai (sp?). Best way to get to them is to take the Skytrain to Ekamai and then a bus or taxi to New Petchaburi (if my spellings are even close, it is only luck), at which point you'll be about one block away.

What did they charge you at Bangkok Cozy? I was there a few weeks ago and paid 2,000 baht for either an hour and a half or two hours (don't remember). I thought it might have been a slight overcharge (the two MPs mentioned above are a bit less and I didn't remember Bangkok Cozy as being more expensive than the others), not that it matters a whole lot at these prices.

Forgot about that. Prices were 1600, 1800 and 2000. I opted for an 1800 girl. Sessions were 2 hours. Riviera is directly across the street, and there is a place called Angelina directly across from Soi Thong Lo where it makes a "T" with Petchaburi Road. Mano Ponderosa and I are going to try to check these places out later this week.

Angelina used to be Zodiac. A few weeks ago it appeared to be undergoing renovations. If it is now open, let us know how it is.

Last time I poked my head into Riviera (which may have been a couple of years ago) they said they only let Thais in. I'd be interested in whether that has changed.

Mano Poderosa and I visited last night. Got to the fishbowl at about 5:30 on a Saturday. The selection wasn't bad, and there were a few girls I could have taken. We both wound up taking one up. My girl had a great attitude and was fun to be with. Unfortunately her box was shallow, which really impacted my ability to get a deep stroke and get off. Finally got one pop with her, and held back on the second, as I had decided I was going to hit Tulip afterwards. Overall it was a nice session, with an enthusiastic BBBJ thrown in.

When I got downstairs a little after 7, the meat locker had some prime beef in it. One in particular was sitting outside chatting with a potential customer, and I couldn't take my eyes of her. Damn. This place is definitely worth a visit. Highly recommend arriving between six and seven. My two visits have been on Saturday evenings, so I don't know if the weekday lineup is as strong.

I think Mano liked his girl as well, but I'll let him speak for himself.

Indeed I did. In fact, this was the first massage parlor experience I've had where the girl was actually horny, and, for a pleasant change, didn't immediately turn on the television. She wasn't the best looking MP lady I've had, but she was by far the best performer...even dipping her tongue down to certain "forbidden areas" on our second go-around. The problem I have, in general, with the MPs is that you usually don't get a chance to speak with the girl or fully analyze her body before making your selection. For example, I'm into tall women with very slender legs. It's difficult, depending on where they're seated, to gauge their height and/or the size of their thighs. It's also nigh unto impossible to figure out if they've had a kid, or not.

Reservations aside, I had a great time at Bangkok Cozy. Frankly, if I hadn't been with you, I might have left without taking anyone. I've probably done that in 80% of the MPs I've been in. I'm damned glad that the "pressure" of being with another hombre stopped me from ducking out early, this time. I really need to go out with friends, more often. When I do so, I'm much more likely to leave a given venue with a woman, rather than convince myself that there's always something better around the corner. Two of the best looking women I've been with in Bangkok were pulled on nights that I was out with a friend. One girl worked at Diamond in Pattaya and the other still works at Rainbow I. I normally wouldn't have pulled the trigger on either because their attitudes seemed questionable. On both occasions, they were outstanding in bed and I'm really happy that I altered my usual course of conduct. Basically, if a few hombres lived here, I think I'd get laid alot more often...

As to the venue in question, from the outside, BKK Cozy looked like a dive compared to, say, Poseidon. Once inside, however, the interior was of a high standard. The rooms were also large and pretty nice. As it is not directly on the MRT line like most of the Ratchadadiprisek venues, I may never have made it to this place. Kudos to Murasaki for introducing me to BKK Cozy...and for not howling like a coyote when he finished, as our rooms were adjacent...

Manos.

Oh, yeah, and you were right about the fishbowl after 7. I got downstairs 5 minutes before you. Within 2 minutes of being seated 2 outstanding lookers were pulled out of the fishbowl. I easily would have taken either, and it isn't often that I see a fishbowl with multiple women who flip my cork.

Manos.

What a difference a year makes. The lineup at Cozy wasn't anything like my last visit a year ago. And the girl I got was a dud - actually my only bad session during my pit stop. I don't think prices had changed. The girl I got was one of the 2000 baht girls. I believe the other prices quoted were 1700 and 1900. If not precisely, they were pretty close to that. 2000 was the top price.

Murasaki,

Bummer to hear about Bangkok Cozy. This was always one of my favorite places along with New Cleopatra, and Atami (dead).

Your post actually just made me realize I haven't been to Thailand now in almost two years! Wish that baht would fall sometime soon!

Thanks for the update.