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ClubHombre.com: Asia: Philippines: Advice/Questions/Commentary: Iligan City...The Best Kept Secret in the Philippines: Archive 02

By Arellius on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 10:29 am:  Edit

I too want to clarify something. I am not advocating going anywhere near Mindanao. By all means, don't go to any of the islands in the Sulu archipelago in the SW unless you have Delta Force with you. That is one of the areas where those crazy ass muslims hang out.

By Don Marco on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 11:20 am:  Edit

dec 19th: "I just emailed in some photos of these girls for you all to see"

dec 23rd: "I'll be taking my camera to prove shit this time"

hrmmm.... no comment.


Blazers-- You need to give hughie/others the benefit of the doubt that they can read at a 2nd grade level-- your original post was pretty obvious.

Lancer-- "Don Marco for instance is the same cat who thought that Alex Rodriguez would bring many world championships to the New York Yankees so how much can he really know?"

Lancy, lancy, lancy. Please do quote me where I associated any player including arod in the context of bringing a championship to NY? What I said was that he is one of the greatest players of all time. I hate the yanks and can't wait for them to implode (vs. win championships). If your going to quote me, please do so accurately. It would bode well for u guys in the know.

By I_am_sancho on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 04:35 pm:  Edit

My take on the whole thing. I believe I could get regular ladies very easily just about anywhere in the PI. It's the getting them to go away afterwards part and ever getting another one in the same town without the previous one causing me much grief that seems an insurmountable obstacle to me. Even the pro's seem too be troublesome on this point.

By Khun_mor on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 05:08 pm:  Edit

My question is why ?? If they really are innocent lil locals they are more likely to be starfish or worse. If they rock your world and are willing to do almost anything for you they are likely ex bar girls or whores anyway.

The biggest question is -- Hasn't anyone learned from the unfortunate marine who is now in jail right now for rape?? A non working local lass who you charm into giving it up is faaaar more likely to cry rape after you dump her.Also far more believable in court than a working bargirl.

Why even go there ?? Thay got some kind of special pussy not available for rent ??

By Hughgrekshin on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 05:26 am:  Edit

Let me see if this works. this is one of the girls I was with: my picture

By Hughgrekshin on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 05:27 am:  Edit

Jesus Christ it worked!

By Hughgrekshin on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 05:27 am:  Edit

It's amazing what these girls do for stuffed animals: my picture

By Hughgrekshin on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 05:29 am:  Edit

I guess a few more pics wont hurt anyone: my picture

i wonder if i can do two: my picture

By Hughgrekshin on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 05:32 am:  Edit

This was actually taken at the broads house. I got news for you, when they start bringing you home to meet the family, that can mean theyre trying to sell you to the family. Anyways. This girls name is Johanna. I spent 3 days with this one. I banged on this one until it hurt.

: my picture

By Don Marco on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 01:40 pm:  Edit

hugh-- your pics have some potential if you can cut out the noise. That last pose and skinny legs works pretty good ;)

By Khun_mor on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 02:38 pm:  Edit

Hmmm
They don't exactly look like your average Pinay university girl . Hot looking by any standard of course.

However-
I think their amateur status would not hold up to NCAA standards .

By Blazers on Sunday, December 24, 2006 - 11:24 pm:  Edit

Lol, no fucking way this girl is amateur...semi-pro quite possibly but she has seen her way around a bedroom and a camera. Met this one on Cherry Blossoms did ya? Or did you just stroll through their tiny mall and the girls came a runnin"...lol

By Hughgrekshin on Monday, December 25, 2006 - 02:54 am:  Edit

Jesus Christ! You guys demand evidence like this is a fucking court!

This is what Johanna looked like the day I met her.

my picture

That was the day that I began to sweet talk her and finding out through talking what it will probably take to get her to open her legs at my hotel. I bought her lunch and then dinner and I bought her about $2 worth of shit at a boutique. This included the lipstick gloss shit or whatever it is that she had on in those previously posted pictures. She tried to dress up on the second date when i went to her house. She ended up looking like a hooker. After her folks left, she changed her clothes and i took more pictures. When I fuck these broads, I usually get them to let me see and eat their pussy first. Because its a fast way up to slide my cock in there when I'm eating. I can tell by how they act, how it looks, how it feels and what it does if it is probably virginal or not. It took a few tries to get my cock in her, when I did it was an incredible feeling. This girl has that kind of pussy that grabs your whole cock all the way in, instead of like choking it. She seemed to enjoy it. I didn't realize until I wiped my cock of that her pussy had bled a little bit. If this broad wasn't a virgin, she CERTAINLY didn't have a lot of miles on the odometer, thats for sure.

By Hughgrekshin on Monday, December 25, 2006 - 02:59 am:  Edit

I met her about 20 minutes before that last photo was taken, in a photo shop. She was waiting for some pictures to be developed that were of her little cousins birthday party. I saw those pics that proved that, so THERE!

By smitopher on Monday, December 25, 2006 - 12:32 pm:  Edit

Hugh, relax. While I'll agree with Blazers about her, so f*ing what. She is cute and I'm glad that you had a good time. You paid me about how much my armchair psychoanalysis is worth so enjoy the bounty that the PI has bestowed upon you.

By Tujunga on Monday, December 25, 2006 - 09:37 pm:  Edit

I'm just trying to follow the thread here. You say this last pic (73990.jpg) was taken 20 min after you met her, and the previously posted pix (73975.jpg, 73977.jpg & 73980.jpg) were taken the following day, right?

By Hughgrekshin on Monday, December 25, 2006 - 11:36 pm:  Edit

Tujunga, one was taken with my camera and the others with hers and I didnt get it until much later.

After I got tired of doing this one, I found Sheila Mae. Sheila is another one that it took several push attempts to get it in the snatch and ya it bled. Is she a virgin? Who knows. I think she was. First pictures I am buying her lunch and subsequently she is getting ready in the bathroom after a serious dicking. Once I do 'em, I never knew 'em.

my picture

my picture

my picture



I didn't bring back juicy pictures because when you go through the airport for a domastic flight, they turn your camera on.

By Hughgrekshin on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 02:43 am:  Edit

Happy Monger,

The Hotel I stayed at is the best in town and a huge room cost me 2600php (roughly $50) This has aircon/cable tv/toilet that flushes - see last pic. There are much cheaper places to stay. If you eat at fast food joint you can spend 300php ($6) on a good size meal easy. I am not sure what exactly causes my streaks of luck here but spending like $10 on one of these girls, telling them where you're staying if they don't already ask and just a little charm keeps getting ME laid!

By Blazers on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 10:30 am:  Edit

But you still met them on CHerry Blossoms and not in the mall or street. That site I have met hundreds of girls who have little to zero experience that I could fuck at the drop of a hat but I also know that these girls sometimes pin their hopes and dreams on guys they presume are serious but are really cherry hunters like yourself who just feed them a line of shit, fuck them, and gone. I am in no way a pillar of ethics but guys like you will fuck up the game for others who might actually be serious in finding a cool chick in the Phils. Kind of like the scammer girls and bullshitters who fuck it up for the really nice girls who have good intentions....they start to paint us with a broad stroke after a while also.

For those that want to follow the footsteps of Hugh, the places that have the girls to find like this whether semi-pro or oterwise is Iligan and Bislig in Mindinao. As far as major cities go, Cagayan de Oro seems to be a place that most of the chatgirls searching for Romeo tend to live.

By Laguy on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 10:32 am:  Edit

Tujunga: If I am following your drift about the pictures, I believe the numbers you referred to are assigned by the website and are not numbers from the picture taker's camera.

Hugh: About your comment--I didn't bring back juicy pictures because when you go through the airport for a domastic flight, they turn your camera on--are you referring to domestic flights in the Phillipines? That sounds rather odd, but I guess it is possible.

By Hughgrekshin on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 06:46 pm:  Edit

Blazer, I didn't meet either one of these girls on Cherry Blossoms. I mentioned that I had just met this girl in a photo shop. Stop jacking off and read.

I only met one that I met on Cherry Blossoms and she is nothing worth posting about and was what I consider to be a mercy fuck. Maybe I will post her picture so laguy can check if the picture meets his standards for legitimacy.

Blaze, YOU, shouldnt be thowing any stones when it comes to morals.

Laguy, Those pictures were taken with a very low pixel setting and are hardly website quality, wouldn't you agree? Also, She can't put on makeup worth a god damn due to lack of experience, I imagine but it made her look like a hooker, so I thought you would like pics like that.

I take a lot of pictures and my camera keeps starting over with the same starting number, so my pictures have to be renamed when I save them. The mass rename feature on the sony photo editing software renames them like that. Thank you for your concern about the legitimacy of photos posted here. It's good to know that we all have someone like you to check everything out for us all. it's also good to know that you an post about what sounds odd and what doesnt.

You guys are really something else, but you make me laugh.

By Laguy on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 07:03 pm:  Edit

Hugh: That was a really odd response to my question about which airport they make you turn your camera on for a domestic flight. Tell us, are you losing it?

Also, if your penultimate paragraph above was directed at me, it would appear you don't have a clue what my (rather obvious) point was, namely that the numbers Hombre assigns to the pictures have nothing to do with the order in which they were taken, an issue raised by Tugunga, not me. I never raised any concern whatsoever about the legitimacy of your photos. Again, we would like to know whether you are losing it?

By Jaguar on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 07:15 pm:  Edit

Hugh,

Relax, the guys are just having fun with you. They do the same thing to me all the time. Hell, if they didn't like you, they wouldn't post anything in response to your report, would they?

BTW, do you live in Beverly Hills? I'm asking because I'm trying to settle an argument with another board member.

Jag

By Laguy on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 08:07 pm:  Edit

Jag: I guess the other question of interest is whether he has an ex named Cristiane who apparently wore combat boots. I'm not sure though, that may be before your time.

By Sandman on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 - 10:29 pm:  Edit

Hugh,

Chill bro and just submit photos with girls and CH with a date written on their ass in lipstick.

All will be resolved. And the photos will get high marks on the site....

By Hughgrekshin on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 03:02 am:  Edit

I know sandman. I'm havin' fun. It's all good. That's pretty funny. I am going to stop posting on this trip report and i'll put another one out after I come back .

By Hughgrekshin on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 03:07 am:  Edit

Just to finish up my record, I will put the last pictures I have of Johanna.

my picture

my picture

my picture

By Don Marco on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 08:23 am:  Edit

Actually all the pics without noise were taken mid october of 2006, no question bout that-- it's in the exif on a sony f828.

By Gcl on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 10:13 am:  Edit

I have just gotten 3 stitches in my tongue because I have been biting it too hard.

Hugh, great report. Nice photos. Sounds like you had a hell of a time; and it was nice of you to share your experience.

Do you think it is possible the girls you were with were in fact professionals? My experience is not as vast as yours but I am obese and bald and I have never had girls banging on my door at 4 am to come in and fuck me for free. I am suffering incredulity.

One other question... do you agree with the premise that we always pay?

By Laguy on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 10:22 am:  Edit

GCL: You forgot to mention the huge mole you have growing on your forehead (with all due respect to all other hombres who have large forehead moles). And since I'm not a regular frequenter of Luomo, I can only speculate on what grotesque body characteristics can be found under your robe.

By Blissman on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 10:48 am:  Edit

Mole? It looka more like a gopher!

By Hughgrekshin on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 05:48 pm:  Edit

You mean some of my photos are verified ligitimite??? Oh my god! Someone give me an award of flowers and let me walk down a walkway while people take pictures and mongers in the audience throw un used condoms at me. You guys should have done your forensic research BEFORE you insulted me.

Like I said before, this is like a god damned court of law except for I have no burden of proof and I dont know why I keep proving it. Maybe I will get some recognition as a non-bullshitting person some day. This post was like a courtroom experience from the very beginning:

Bailiff Masterbates: All rise! Face the street whores and recognise the principles for which they stand, you may be seated. Honorable Don Marco Presiding.

Judge Don Marco: Bailiff you may call the first case of the day.

Bailiff Masterbates: People of Club Hombre vs. Hugh G. Rekshin!

Hugh: Hugh G. Rekshun in Pro Per representing myself your Honor.

Judge Don Marco: You got balls, hugh.

Hugh: Thank you, your honor.

Judge Don Marco: No, I mean your balls are showing. Adjust your shorts or I will hold you in contempt. Atty Blazers, you may start your opening statement.

(Prosecuting Atty Blazers in court with his opening statement)

Atty Blazers: I have a feeling the poster met nearly all of the girls on Cherryblossoms as that sight caters to Mindinao girls almost exclusively. Seems that Iligan City and Davao are the most common cities that the girls are from. Once you meet some of the girls, I would imagine that they would also introduce you to relatives and friends and that's how it works. I seriously doubt this guy just starting walking down the street and just starting pulling cherry girls and regular girls to go home with hime and fuck on the first date.

(This opening statement is pretty good for a who claims to be an attorney that can't spell the word SITE.)

Futhermore, your Honor, the Defendant is futher accused of posting pictures that are not of his own.

Judge Don Marco: Mr. Blaze, call your first witness:

Blazers: Your honor, that people call to the stand, Smitopher.

Judge Don Marco: Smitopher, do you swear to post to the site, the truth, the whole truth and occaisionally none of the truth at all, so help your horny ass?

Witness Smitopher: I do.

Blazers: Smitopher, what do you think about the Hugh G. Rekshin post?

Wit Smit: The fascination with "good girls", "non-pros" and "semi-pros" is a manifestation of a mans failure to accept what he is doing. He is paying a prostitute to have sex with him. Wanting a "cherry girl" is even worse.

I have no problem paying a prostitute to have sex with me. I do my best to participate in the illusion of "GFE", treat the girl with respect and be wary of being played the as the fool. Works great, and less filling too.

Blaze: Smit, what does that have to do with this post?

Smit: Nothing, I just want to be judemental.

Blaze: I'm done you honor.

Judge Don: Hugh? Any questions for this winess?

Hugh No.

Judge Don Smit, you may stand down, however remember, youre still under oath. Blaze, you may call your next witness.

Blaze: Your Honor I call Laguy;

Later on...

Blaze: Laguy, what do you have to say about this posting?

Laguy: Hugh had said that this site is about discussing how to get pussy via the cheapest means possible, so I told him, You have confused this site with trailertrash4U.com.

Blaze: does that have anything to do with this post?

Laguy: No, I just like to interject my mindless, needless opinion that has nothing to do with the price of pussy in China.

Blaze: I call to the stand: RT Gooch.

RT Gooch: forget whether or not all the extrvagant claims are true -- bragging that you bareback virgins (or any girls, for that matter) is downright creepy. Maybe you won't catch anything, but you show a total and blatent disregard for these supposed girls that you are supposedly bagging for free, right off the street. These are people, not cum receptacles.

And no, this site is not about "discussing how to get pussy via the cheapest means possible," it is about "the single adult traveler seeking excitement(sex), adventure(sex), and some of the most beautiful women(sex) the world has to offer (see the opening page of this site)."

Smitopher's right: Hugh is creepy.

Blaze: What does that have to do with this posring, Smit?

Smit: Nothing, I just like to complain.

Judge Don: Blaze, do you intend on calling ANYONE that has something relevant to say about travel and sex? something relavant to Hugh's post?

Blaze: No, your honor.

By Laguy on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 06:15 pm:  Edit

At least he finally answered my question about whether he is losing it.

By smitopher on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 07:08 pm:  Edit

I think we can call the Brazil crew back. He's starting to go again.

By Masterbates on Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - 10:34 pm:  Edit

Hey, hey, hey- just keep me out of this. I was enjoying the entire thread (and LOL big time) until my handle was thrown into the judicial arena.

Master Bates.

By Sandman on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 04:22 am:  Edit

Can't wait to see the defense's side of this trial. Should be interesting!

By Gcl on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 04:42 am:  Edit

Guys, it is times like these,and the complete meltdown we will soon witness that are the truly special moments. I love this stuff.

By Jaguar on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 04:45 am:  Edit

Your Honor,

I'll defend him.

Our insanity plea will have a slight twist on it from the norm. After I get to question smitopher, RT Gooch and LAguy ( I might even question Blazer, too), the Judge will most likely find that I'm insane and eventually rule in Hugh's favor because of insufficient and incompetent representation. So much for fucking Justice.

Jag

By Catocony on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 05:29 am:  Edit

So Hugh's bareback banging hookers on the rag down in the ass-end of the PI but is claiming they're virgins and free and definitely not hookers at all. Am I still up to date on the proceedings?

By Felix on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 05:30 am:  Edit

After Jag gives MBL the Confederate bond she will state the Hugh took her cherry in China. Or was it Bobs? I'm shure if pressured she will not be sure which. Felix

By Jaguar on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 06:06 am:  Edit

Felix,

Yeah, the last time I spoke with MBL, she told me she was still a virgin.

Jag

By Gooch, RTGooch on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 06:22 am:  Edit

Catocony said:


quote:

So Hugh's bareback banging hookers on the rag down in the ass-end of the PI but is claiming they're virgins and free and definitely not hookers at all. Am I still up to date on the proceedings?


Cat, that was close. You forgot to call him creepy.

(Message edited by rtgooch on December 28, 2006)

By Don Marco on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 07:22 am:  Edit

"So Hugh's bareback banging hookers on the rag down in the ass-end of the PI but is claiming they're virgins and free and definitely not hookers at all. Am I still up to date on the proceedings?"


Judge DM: LOL. How much do judges get paid anyhow-- I could use some coin!

By Arellius on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 09:19 am:  Edit

Hugh are you familiar with the line "thou dost protest too much".

Methinks

You don't have to defend yourself to anyone. You are starting to sound like a REtard.

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 12:01 pm:  Edit

Which museum were the virgins located and housed in? Last time I saw (translate/had) one was 1973.......

By Hughgrekshin on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 11:27 pm:  Edit

GCL,

I dont think everyone here always pays,but if youre on this site, there is a pretty good idea that you're interested in stories about paying for it.

By smitopher on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 11:49 pm:  Edit


quote:

I dont think everyone here always pays


You ALWAYS pay, especially when you don't pay with money

(Message edited by smitopher on December 28, 2006)

By Masterbates on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 11:50 pm:  Edit

Jesus, H. Christ. All I did was ask a friend (an ex-ClubHombre member) to sign up once agin to ClubHombre and post about his wild sexual romps upon his recent return from the philippines.

I guess I'm partly to blame for this entire discussion. I simply asked this friend of mine to share his experiences regarding the SEA sex tour. I didn't expect this flame war.

I'm not taking sides as to the credibility of the post, as there are veteran posters here as well as mongers whom I've met personally. And everyone seems to have a legitimate concern.

All I will say is, I guess I'll have to accompany Hugh G. Reckshin on this next venture to PI and take one for the team!

Incidentally, my recent post on the main Mexico chat thread, "Is Tijuana Becoming "Old News?" was all about the author of this post.

Master Bates.

p.s BTW, Where the fuck have you been, Epimetheus? Did it take this flame war thread to make you take a break from dragging your penis through PI and sit up and pay attention?

By smitopher on Thursday, December 28, 2006 - 11:56 pm:  Edit


quote:

p.s BTW, Where the fuck have you been, Epimetheus? Did it take this flame war thread to make you take a break from dragging your penis through PI and sit up and pay attention?


The so called "Master" may drag his penis through some pretty dark and stinky places but lately I don't think it has been the PI.

By Epimetheus on Friday, December 29, 2006 - 02:15 am:  Edit

Where the fuck have you been, Epimetheus? Did it take this flame war thread to make you take a break from dragging your penis through PI and sit up and pay attention?

As Smitty noted I've not passed through the PI in almost 2 years. Enough bad feelings and experiences to keep me away for a while. Was skulking around other parts of SEA for the better part of this year but now suffering back in the USA...

Personally, I find this whole thread here to be some funny shit. Some posters in this thread (including the original author) seem hellbent on smacking each other with their cocks while others are just here to stir up trouble (myself included). Hugh ended up posting pics of cute girls (regardless of their virginal/professional status) that I sure wouldn't mind seeing more pictures of.

You've no idea how much I'm looking forward to Hugh's NEXT report!!

E