Originally posted by Defconsul in his trip report 2005/02 Defconsul - Quien Vives? Nicaragua, Jan 2005

Vale Todo - Despite rumors, it is not closed or down for remodeling. It is still smoking, and in my opinion is the best mid-range good time. I was there this trip, one night, with two friends. We were all pretty tired from pimping all day at the Bellezas, and after repeated refusals to go back with the young ladies, our waitress (a costena who spoke perfect english) said that if we bought one $80.00 US bottle of Absolute Vodka, we could all three each pick a lady and go to the VIP room together for 3 hours. Um, all three of us? $80.00? DEAL! Luck would have it we picked the sweetest ones in the whole lot. Problem was we kept getting interrupted by the waitress. No problem, 10.00 tip buys us some privacy. It was absolutey the best time I've had at a traditional strip club in Managua. Anything we wanted, how we wanted it, for as long as we wanted it. If you are with a group of guys and are not shy, this is the way to go. After a full three hours, we collectively tipped them $100.00. So normally, to go back to a normal room with one girl, you would buy her a drink (10.00) and then $100.00 for the session in a very uninspired room with rushed service. One person, $110.00. For the bottle of Vodka and mixers (which all six of us drank), the room for 3 hours, three stunning-do-anything girls the complete tab was $190.00 - and badda-bing, that how you hang Nica-style. On another note, there wasn't a single bad looker in the entire place that night, and we walked in sober. Vale Todo get the 5 star this trip - better than any time I had in Brasil - albeit, the stars lined up just perfect that night... In all Managua strip clubs, you are gonna get the lady-drink sell - just remember the awesome power of "No, gracias." As long as you are drinking something, don't ever feel uncomfortable about declining a young lady when she wants a $10.00 drink. Take this time for example - they obviously were getting no place with us in regards to the lady-drinks, but we were paying our way - so they decided to sweeten the deal for us ;->

Went to this strip club on a weeknite. Located in barrio Monsenor Lezcano. Open 9p-4a. Cover C50, cerveza C40, lady drinks $11. 10 chicas working, none better than a 7, dark inside the club, large round stage. Quoted $120, room on premise.

Vale Todo is mentioned in 2009/02 Socrates69 - Managua, Nicaragua Notes/Updates