Yeahhhh....nice indeed!

They both are nice, the 18yo is "hot".....ya ratbastard, not remembering her name!
Referrals are a bitch! lol

wow copabrasil1 the white skin is killing me.very nice....I have been there so many times in the past 12 months and never seen either one..every day changes...

Hi all, anyone know a sonya who works at Monte Carlo?

Does anyone know if there is a Joycie that works there?

DHx240: If you call ahead to Monte Carlo (or a number of other termas) and explain that a girl named Joycie is what you want I can almost guarantee there will be one by that name when you arrive.

DHx240 They probably have identical twin Joycies's if the money is right!

Just to let you guys know, seen the 18y/o in the photo above and she doesn't look nearly that good anymore. She's already put on at least 15 pounds.

That's terrible, she will be over the hill by age 20. You guys must be pretty demanding-damn.....

Yeah
Joyce is still there ( MC) typical 3 holer from Loumo now at mc.

In regards to the photo of the "Monte Carlo - 18yo", that girl looks very familiar to a girl I was with back in May. But, the girl I know was taking the "Bomba" and she had quite nice-sized butt for a young girl. So, there could be 2 girls there that seem to have the same faces.

As for the "Joyce" name, some people that work at the termas know the real name, some know the termas name and some know both. So, in reality you could ask for a "Joyce" only to find out that her other name is really someone completely different. Then confuse the phononics of the names -- like Cindy is pronunced "Shin-jay", the plain lack of even bothering paying attention to what you say in which the person might not care, and a bad connection....and I would say you are fucked to think you could ask for a girl's names and get the right answer.

(Message edited by cincoleche on August 10, 2007)

Talent reasonably good this past weekend. Favorita (Luiza) no longer there due to fight with another chick on my last trip, which I witnessed. Lots of average bodies and tat's but generally was able to find something to choose from on all three trips. Very few dudes on all visits so girls mostly were available unless one of your buddies is banging them. Do it.

This place was pretty fun last Thursday night. My two favorites are gone but still plenty of tail to choose from. Very few dudes in there again and a pretty large selection of girls.

(duplicate post-sorry)

(Message edited by copabrasil1 on January 12, 2008)

Here is a classic. The picture does not do her justice. She photographed horribly. She gave me her number and told me to call her at midnight when she got off. I waited at the bar around the corner and drank until 1:30 AM. She finally showed up saying "her mother had to go to the hospital and she had to go home." I thought it was hilarious that she'd think I'd buy such a typical gdp excuse. Sometimes I think these girls are so stupidly confident that they actually believe their own lies. I told her, "No problem, I need to go back to my condo and shampoo my cat!" She did have what I considered a typical "Carioca Ass" and to her credit she did suck my dick for at least 30 minutes (and swallowed) since it was my third session of the evening. By the way, the talent at MC was pretty good.

Photo: Carioca Ass - Monte Carlo

Copa
"I thought it was hilarious that she'd think I'd buy such a typical gdp excuse. Sometimes I think these girls are so stupidly confident that they actually believe their own lies." This is because of the old addage: if you throw enough shit on the wall some of it will stick!
Sooner or later they say something you believe [add want to here] or whoever the Gringo is the naivete level is quickly achieved.
Your most recent wingman can attest to all this!
CFK

MC allows all charges on a CC with no extra fees. Also, you can go to their site
http://www.termasmontecarlo.com.br/promocao/terca.php

and just enter an e-mail address. They will send you an e-mail to print out and take there on Tuesdays for a free cabine.

If you have not been there in awhile, I highly recommend a visit. They have a new female manager who is great. The girls love her and because of that, a lot of the best girls from other clubs are now working there.

BTW, Solarium has the same promotion on Mondays.
http://www.solarium.com.br/promocoes/festa_do_internauta.php

(Message edited by exectalent on January 29, 2008)

(Message edited by gln1054 on January 30, 2008)

I visited MC on three occasions between the 25th and the 27th Jan. MC used to be my favorite. I left without having a program on all three occasions. This is a first for me. I shall give it a miss for a couple of months and try again. Hopefully they have changed the staff by then. That includes the bar staff, what a miserable bunch of bar stewards. Ninay the locker room lady is an angel she always makes me feel welcome.

Gln,
I felt the same way about L Uomo, went there once, looked around for about 20 mins and hopped in a cab back to the hotel. The last time I went, on a recomendation for a certian girl from a friend, I had a great time. A very attractive 3 holer, who spoke english. As a matter of fact she called me the next day and asked me out to Nuth.... go figure.

Recently went here, 20+ gdps on duty, none to my liking. After 2hrs of waiting for a doable I also left without having a program. Rates slightly higher than last yr.

entrance 60

40min program:
room 60
girl 130
total 250

60min program:
room 80
girl 200
total 340

I promised myself I was going to give MC a miss for a couple of months after my last three visits. However I found myself at a bit of a lose end late one afternoon. So as usual my normal complaint of having plenty of will power but bugger all won’t power took precedence. The place has taken a turn for the worse, but did have a very good session with very special young lady. The girls in reception are very pushy about tipping. I gave a twenty; this did spoil my visit a bit. It feels like tipping the pimp.

Gin,
they all are very special young ladies-lol! However I hope to hell that wasn't $20USD or you will be guilty of screwing up the economy..........are we clear on this? Party on.\


CFK

CFK
20 Reais but that’s still $11.70. Along with the fact that’s more than my wife’s maid makes in a day (her and the other 60%). Still they know their business, they catch you when you’re the most vulnerable.

I tip. I tip a lot and to a lot of people. However, I rarely have tipped a receptionist. I am friendly and social but have rarely had a reason to tip them especially when they ask.

What is it that they do that deserves a tip?

ET

Beleive me it won't happen again.
GLN

I've never been asked at MC for a tip, and if I ever was I would simply laugh, but why in hell would you hand over R$20 as a tip? Pretty stupid, but I guess that's why they ask foreigners for tips in the first place.

Occasionally the doorman at 4x4 will ask for one on the way out, and my usual reply is "I'll start tipping after all the brasileros start tipping first". That shuts him down in a hurry.

Once again, and it should be written in stone and every newbie made to carry it, tipping in Rio is verboten. 10% at restaurants, no more. Round up to the next real with taxis, unless it's at 10-20 centavos when you can actually round down. Tip porters at hotels R$1.00 per bag. Tip locker room attendants at termas R$2.00, no more no less. Never tip garotas for incall or outcall, certainly don't tip termas garotas. Don't make it a habit of just giving money away, and only tip for things that a brasilero would tip for, which sure as shit isn't much beyond giving a few Reals for food delivery and that sort of thing.

This reminds me of what the leper said to the terma girl: You can keep the tip.

Now I know what a cat feels like when it coughs up a furball!

Cat
I would love to think of myself as a newbie, but I’m afraid to say it would be a lie.
I was around for a few trips to the Saigon county club in 1974. Have some fond memories of Anson road Singapore (and a few odd ones from Boogie street), Kota (Jesselton), Have been to and from all Latin America (first mongering trip to Brazil in 1973), Africa, CIS countries and many more, for more than 35 years. Before you say you should know better you old fart. I still like to think there’s enough of the gullible kid still left inside. Who can still be parted from a few Reis by a wink and a sexy smile especially after a few beers and just getting my ashes hauled. So please cut an old vet a bit of slack for breaking protocol.

I’m in Venezuela at the moment should arrive in Rio around the 2nd April.

(Message edited by gln1054 on March 22, 2008)

Well the advice is for newbies and but it applies to plenty of old guys who keep making the same mistakes over and over again. Someone who hands over cash for a wink and a sexy smile is defined as a sucker in pretty much every location in the world. And the goal of any monger is to not be a sucker.

I've known plenty of the old guys you’re talking about. Your right, there is no bigger fool than an old one. At the other end of the scale. There are more than a few that are so focused on chiseling every bit of value out of their dollar, they forget to enjoy life. I was recently out and about with an Old Italian friend. If he thinks he has spent R$2 over the odds it spoils his whole week. He can be painful to be around.

"There are more than a few that are so focused on chiseling every bit of value out of their dollar, they forget to enjoy life."

I totally agree. There is a point at which obsessively squeezing the last dollar out of every transaction is counterproductive.

Dogface,

I feel much better now about buying a GDP a can of Pringles, Thanks.

The talent here is definitely down from 6-12 months ago but it was a pretty high level back then. Still some winners, but the atmosphere in here has seemingly gone back to where it was a few years ago. A minimum of five tattoos per garota lots of failed due to covered blowjobs and no anal.

i was at monte carlo about 2 weeks ago,the girls was vila mimosa material at best
iggy

Was there last night, and in my opinion, the talent was pretty damn good.

Melissa, formerly of solarium, arrived 3 days ago and WOW! She sure gave me my moneys worth.

She is one seriously fine girl. A 20y/o with a face you can´t appreciate until you see her up close. But she also has a really nice body, as well!

After having a hot little tussle with Carla, formerly Giselle from solarim, and Dominique from Mike in Brasil (great girl by the way), we were chatting, and even she commented on how fine she thought Melissa was! She said in her broken english, ``she havi nicee face.´´

I had great sessions a few months ago in Monte Carlo. One was a very hot, morena, clara, spinner, her name was Vanessa, she has left for S.Paulo because business was so bad. The other was Simone, very hot thin with a great ass.
I also counted another 1 or 2 I did not get to.

Everson, who had moved from managing MC to manage 4x4 6 months ago, returned to MC at the beginning of Sept and the rise in talent was immediate! There were 50+ girls there on the first Thursday of the month. Just 10 days before it was the worst I'd ever seen it.

If you don't know who Everson is he's the manager there who looks like Emeril. Next time you see him thank him!

Yes, but a girl wanted to slide her leg over my leg to make it all cozy and comfy, but she told me Everton said she couldn't do that. I thought that was odd, so I spoke to him about it. He just had time enough to tell me "she can't do that." Nice guy, though. He knows be by my first name, but that's gotta change.

Was at MC last night and the talent has improved dramatically. Lots of blonds and fair skinned girls with normal bundas. If you like dark skinned girls, you will not find many there right now.

Definitely worth a visit.

I also was at MC, 2 days before Exectalent. Good talent, and the most reliable place for duplas, in my opinion. If you take the time to find two nice girls, who really are into each other also, then you can have a fantastic time, with such strenuous activity that your cardiologist will be worried that he is losing you as a patient. Make sure to book the suite for the dupla early, since they only have one suite there.

What was funny, though, is that they have 4 to 5 huge fat women there, I mean K-mart type women. Without clothing, imagine that! Bloody unbelievable... but there must be a market for that. Big big loiras, humungous bundas, I have never seen anything like that in a termas.

But again, if you just can get over that view (or rather, what's blocking the view), MC is quite good.

Monte Carlo A+++

Thought I would give L'uomo another chance tonight. Again about 12 guys and only 20 girls. Good news was Ingrid is back and looking as fine as ever. Bad news is, she was pretty much it.

They must have made some kind of off season trade with MC, because when I arrived there I could not believe my eyes. In November/December I did not even bother with the place, now it is the place to be. There were 50-60 girls working and yes, some of the girls with huge butts remain, but there are a number of very fine new girls working. Extremely impressive was the variety. Blondes, fairskinned brunettes, mulattas, and even a few very dark girls. Some were new to the business others came from Centaurus. During the time I was there about 40 guys were in the house, many Brazilian. The music was all Brazilian which was nice for a change.

I will still visit L'uomo but if you are coming to Rio and avoided MC before, you have no reason now.

Do be aware that prices have increased. Entrance is still R$60 (I belong to the frequent visitor club and got in free), cabine is still R$60 but the girl's fee is now R$150 up from R$120 previously. This may be the reason that the best girls now are there.

So, R270 before any drinks for a 40min session?

Entrance - R$60
Cabine (40 minutes) - R$60
Girl's Fee (40 minutes) - R$150

Total R$270

There are two ways to reduce the price. They have a promotion for Tuesdays. Go to their web site and fill in a valid e-mail address. You do not need to fill in anything else. This will give you a free cabine (R$60 off).

http://www.termasmontecarlo.com.br/promocao/terca.php

Also, you can join their frequent visitors program. They have a device which takes your finger print as ID. It used to be once you accumulated R$500 you received a free entrance. I seem to get them all the time so I am not sure if it is still R$500.

At MC, with the frequent fucker plan, for all intents and purposes every other entry is free. Then use the coupon for Tuesdays, they sometimes have other promos as well. By far, the termas with the best price break options.

Whew, every time I return the termas seem to raise it pricing by 10%. Monte Carlo now 70r enter, 70r cabine and 170r for the girl. Total 310r!

Wow, that's a big increase from 60/60/150. I know these guys are pretty stupid but do they not have a clue what raising the price 15% in one shot does to business?

I guess when I'm back down next month I'll go there for coupon night and to use my free entry.

I guess the only day I'll be stopping by MC, if at all, will be Tuesday. These increases are just nuts.