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By Layne87 on Monday, November 11, 2002 - 07:10 pm:  Edit

dont worry CP..I will let camila know when he arrives and tell her about his plans with the sweet little blond babe...she will cut him off at the pass...those big beautiful eyes of hers will melt him in to submission....

By The_Artist on Monday, November 11, 2002 - 10:06 pm:  Edit

Canonperdido,
You are one brave man.Two and a half weeks of Bia. I'm not sure that any one man can survive such a thing. Please supply us with before and after pictures of yourself to serve as an object lesson for us all. Fortunately I will be arriving in Rio on the 3rd so I will get my shots in before your marathon begins. Maybe Rexx would like to help me double her to get her warmed up for you.

By Canonperdido on Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 06:10 am:  Edit

Really, guy I am only joking. I have a friend in Rio now, and cannot go out with Bia. Just making you jealous.

By Rexxx on Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 07:59 am:  Edit

ah, the old reverse psychology trick...let's test his hypothesis Jace and give Bia the ol' D.P., heh...and Layne, don't you DARE! lol...

By The_Artist on Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 11:21 am:  Edit

Rexxx,
Sounds good to me. I'd love to fill out Bia from both ends. I always say that the best thing about group sex is that there is always someone to hold the camera. See you in Dec.

By Canonperdido on Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 02:36 pm:  Edit

Would that be you?

By Layne87 on Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 04:37 pm:  Edit

you guys have picked the right one...I almost guarantee you bia would do it...she, I believe is up to anything....with a laugh behind it...I may have to join you two in dec to help out..and Rexx I will run cover for you if you would like...Bwana ran cover for me so I could play with Bia...worked like a champ..trouble was everytime Bwana ran cover for me on my wives he stoled them from me...

By Rexxx on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 09:46 am:  Edit

Yeah, sending bwana in to run cover in the termas is like sending in delta force to rescue a cat stuck in a tree, lol...a bit of overkill to say the least...I'm just going to bring smoke bombs with me and light one, grab a chick and high tail it to a cabine before any of the "terma wives" can figure out what the hell is going on...

By Bwana_Dik on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 01:11 pm:  Edit

Layne-
Just trying to be of assistance, What are friends for, if not stealing each other's wives? And if you didn't have so damned many wives, you wouldn't need GCL and me to cover for you all the time!
Bwana

By The_Artist on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 01:46 pm:  Edit

I would be delighted to hold the camera...Occasionally. Does anyone know the terma policies for pricing when more than one guy shares a suite with one(or more) girls? I guess it would be best to conduct these type of activities back at the apartment. Thinking about Bia getting filled out by more than one guy is just the type of fantasy I need to get me ready for this trip.

By Bwana_Dik on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 06:49 pm:  Edit

Artist,

Most termas screw you when you go that route. If two guys go with two garotas to a single room, each guy is charged for the two garotas AND the room. No quantity discount. So, yes, the group gropes work better back at the apartment.

BTW, I used your apartment last time in Rio and loved it. Great place...thanks for making it available.

Bwana

By Layne87 on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 07:41 pm:  Edit

yeah like that is going to work with her..send the artist in 10 minutes ahead of you is your only chance...when you see don ask him to draw his rendition of the widow's web...it is funny as hell

ohhhh the brotherhood runs deep here...Bwana awaiting your wife pics from SP...looks like I have to connect thru there on my future trips..

a big 10-4 on the multiple guy thing...someone told me this but I would not listen to him...pretty much they get double for the session...

By The_Artist on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 07:47 am:  Edit

This is about what I had thought. I have had some experience with the soaking the termas can give for some of these more exotic sessions. It is a mistake to assume that the pricing shedule will necessarily make sense. I do believe that such group activities would be better handled in the privacy of an apartment.
Bwana...Thanks for the kind words on the apartment. I'll be spending most of Dec in Rio and I plan to be making some improvements. The bathroom is being totally redone and I'm bringing lots of art. By the time you make your next trip it should be much improved. I'm even exploring the idea of a jacuzi for the balcony. I hope our paths cross sometime. Same goes for you Layne.

By Rexxx on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 10:05 am:  Edit

I stayed in your apartment last time too artist...great place, great location...it's coming together nicely, I'm sure it will be amazing when you're done...

By Bwana_Dik on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 02:46 pm:  Edit

Artist,
Yes, hope our paths cross. Heard so many good things about you from Rhonda (she's a good judge of character, I find). Great news on the bathroom, especially if that includes hotter water for the shower ;-)

By Layne87 on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 04:32 pm:  Edit

bwana ..no she isnt... she doesnt like me...so you dont like me either???????

I am hoping you will see me in dec ...but I guess this means I wont be in your apt AGAIN....someone else needs to buy a place...BT....thats means you...

By Bluestraveller on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 05:41 pm:  Edit

All right. I'll buy a place, but whenever I am down there I can never find the time to look for a place. I just get too easily distracted from the mission.

BT

By Bwana_Dik on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 06:59 am:  Edit

Layne,
Sure she's a good judge of character...after all, she doesn't like GCL (just kiddin'). But I like you despite how she feels about. I mean, only a really nice guy would put up with my screwing all his wives.

By Canonperdido on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 08:30 am:  Edit

In Layne a muslum? They can have up to 4 wives. How many wives does Layne have? Most of the rest of us just do girls, and live in sin by not getting married, but Layne, he has to have wives.

Just don't understand that guy.

Layne. Remember, you are limited to 4 wives.

By Rexxx on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 09:07 am:  Edit

Hey Bwana, I figured out the trick for that shower after nearly going into shock my first time, lol...since it's an electric water heater (go Gas Jace!) you have to LITERALLY turn off like every electrical appliance in the apt. so all the electricity is focused on the electric water heater...THEN, because it heats the water as it comes thru the spigot, you have to have the water running REALLY slowly for it to heat up all the way...do this and ta-dahhhh...hot showers at the Artist's place...heh...

By The_Artist on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 09:45 am:  Edit

I have instructed Rhonda to get the best water heater available for the shower. I'll get this shower problem licked yet. It's just really hard when I'm in the states and the apartment is down there. One other thing I'm working on is a sex and erotica libray for the apartment. I'm bringing down about 25 volumes this trip and I would welcome suggestions or donations for expanding the collection. My next priority will be a jacuzi for the balcony if the building will support it.The girls really seem to like having sex out under the stars. Those in town during my Dec. trip are welcome to drop by and visit. I have decided to name the apartment the Safado Palace.Suggestions for improvements are always welcome. I'm just sorry that I can only work on it when I am there.

By Bwana_Dik on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 11:35 am:  Edit

Rexxx,
Rhonda told me about the trick, but I was always in a hurry or had a garota there, and didn't want to be taking showers in the pitch black at 3 a.m. I'm used to taking cold showers, since I do so after my workout and steambath every day, but the garotas were less keen on the idea ;-)

Artist,
I'll try to bring a few gifts for the apartment next time. I have a few books around that might add to the collection (although I'll keep my 1st edition of Psychopathia Sexualis). I'll be staying at the Arpoador Inn next trip (surfs often up in Jan. and I like being on the water then), but will try to get your place the following visit.

A jacuzzi would certainly be awesome. Warning: I have a big one at home and they are a pain to maintain. Kind of like owning a horse...

By Iggy on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 08:42 pm:  Edit

hi canonperdido!after hard studies of the koran ive have come to this conclusion 4 is the perfect quantities of wiwes.if you have 1 she will naggin you.2they will both be naggin you.3 two of the wiwes will be against one and the lonely one will complain to you.4wiwes it will be 2against2 and all four of them will leave you alone.iggy sca.

By Canonperdido on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 10:12 pm:  Edit

Great insight.

By Rexxx on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 10:34 pm:  Edit

When are you in Rio again artist? I'm there 12/6-12/14 with some friends in tow...

By The_Artist on Saturday, November 16, 2002 - 08:09 pm:  Edit

Rexxx,
My dates are 12-3 thru 12-25. We will definately hook up. Don knows where to find me if you don't see me at Alcazar.

By Wisconsin on Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 08:38 am:  Edit

I recommend L'Uomo for both new and experienced guys. This termas has very attractive and nice friendly women that do not exert alot of pressure on a guy. It is conveniently located and well maintained. A tip - The women here often are reticent about approaching a guy. I suggest that you sit at the bar and signal (wave your hand) at a attractive women and ask her to speak to you. Their faces light up and the come over immediately. Otherwise, you may end up with the most aggressive woman, and not the best. Also, buy them a drink and buy their friend(s) a drink. It is cheap and they seem to appreciate the generosity. Also, if you want a twosome, always let the first woman pick the second. They know who they work (play) best with.

L'Uomo termas girl tip - Angel. Angel is Sara's little sister (Sara is a tall blond with wavy hair. Angel is 21, long blond hair. Why is she good? She is new to the Termas (has a 4 month old baby) and is relatively inexperienced. She reminds me of my early girlfriends. She is sweet, loves to kiss and is very affectionate. She will not rush you into a cabine or during the session. She loves the attention. Give her a try.

Honesty - The staff is very honest.

Tipping - Always tip the locker room women (5 Reals is nice)

Leaving - Never walk back to the Beach. Always accept the doorman's offer for him to call a taxi and let him escort you to the taxi.

By Mangoman on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 08:53 pm:  Edit

W, thanks for the tip regarding Angel. I had considered her, but passed on the opportunity. Actually, Sara whom I had several sessions with, suggested a sisters dupla. Sounds like I should have gone for it. I did get to dance with her a bit on my last Luomo trip before one last round with Sara and then heading for the airport. She seemed like lots of fun.
BTW, done any biking lately, or is it too cold there?

By Cortogringo on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 08:03 am:  Edit

I also would recommend Anzo(Angel), kind of regret that I only went with her once on the last trip. She had only been working at L'uomo for 3 days. Also, Lorraine(Lohani) and Sabrina are high on my repeat list. Damn, I just love that place.
CG
Wisconsin, sorry I am going to miss you on your Jan trip. I get in the day you leave.

By Wisconsin on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 06:11 pm:  Edit

Mangoman - Can you give a review on Sara. She is very cute with those long legs and sweet smile.
Cortogringo - I did not know that you went with anyone besides your future wife, Bia. I am sorry that we will miss one another. It is your turn to help me find my way home after a night at Luoma. Fairs, fair. Just kidding, I was glad I was able to safely get you back to your apartment. The second best part of Rio is the comradrie amongst the guys.

By Cortogringo on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 07:24 pm:  Edit

W-
I really did appreciate the help that evening and would return the favor in a second.
CG

By Mangoman on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 07:24 pm:  Edit

Sara is a real sweetheart. After my first encounter with her which was a dupla with Lohani she hung out with me in the bar for sometime, was very affectionate, said all the complimentary things that terma girls can say to us to stroke our egos and seemed very genuine. The next time I came in, she gave me a warm greeting, and cuddled on the sofa for some time. Never rushed me into a Cabine. During each session, lots of kissing, breast play (my speciality!), but more importantly than specific acts (eg does she do . .. etc) was her warmth and friendliness. This seems to be true of a lot of the Luomo girls, but I recieved it spades from Sara. We seemed to have good chemistry going. (Giovanna accused me of being in love with her!)

And yes, she basically offers all the usually inquired about services. She is very open to duplas. When I first asked her about it, she suggested three or four girls she was comfortable with doubling with, till I finally settled on Lahony. As I mentioned in previous post, she initiated the idea of a dupla with her sister, which I passed on because I really enjoyed Sara, and just wanted to spend 40 golden minutes with her alone.

My last night before heading for the airport I came to end my trip with her. All the cabines were full, so she sat with me on the sofa, and then danced together for about half an hour. Once in the cabine she made it clear she wanted my last time with her to be special, and pulled out all the stops to please me, including some bunda action.

YMMV, and I dont know if she's as warm and accomodating with every client, but she really made me feel special, and that's why I kept going back to her. Probably a good thing that I left Rio before breaking the sacred monger's 3 time rule.

By Rexxx on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 11:06 am:  Edit

I have to concur, Sara actually broke my Rio cherry, as she was the first termas girl I went with on my first trip back in August, and was actually the first pro of my life...I chose her because of her really sweet, non-aggressive attitude, and she really was a great choice...her "sister" (I love how all the girls are either sisters or cousins, lol) Angel is a real sweetheart, and her being new to the game is definitely appealing...she looks great considering she just had a kid, but I wasn't really all that attracted to her...she seems like an easy GFE if that's what you're looking for though, as she's not become hardened or jaded and doesn't seem to "fake" it all that well yet...there were quite a few newbies this trip that I thought were cute as hell, most had been at Luomo for only a matter of weeks, including: Barbi (maybe Babi, I'm not sure), Fernanda and Giselle. All of these girls were between 20 and 22 (though they all looked younger), were friends with one another, and came from the South (Santa Catarina and thereabouts). All had very western European looks and were very cute, I called them "the cheerleaders" because that's the vibe they were kicking off...I went back with Barbi, but still regret not having enough time for 'nanda and Giselle...

By Layne87 on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 08:56 am:  Edit

new blood has infiltrated luomo...most of the old timers are not there..bia of course still is...she still is tops as of yesterday..camila duante(other husband in town)...the new girls look good but again no stunners running around these days...I hope I have not become jaded !! I noticed athos getting tougher on the scale rating on his last report....I dont think this is it..girls are still sweet and perform up to most standards for sure...just talent is no better than the off season...more girls yeah...I have noticed the availability of more white skin girls this time so far...

By Fooledagain1 on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 09:48 am:  Edit

Layne-- Thanks for the Terma report, was wondering if there are alot of tourist there now ?

By Canonperdido on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 10:09 am:  Edit

Layne. How long are you there? Getting down to BA this time?

By Athos on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 10:21 am:  Edit

Layne
You have become jaded :-) 8.0 seems to be the key in Brazil.

By Layne87 on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 08:20 am:  Edit

FD1-welcome...yes there are alot of tourist here ..the termas have never been so crowded ..still I have arrived very early and still be the only one of a few men...please do this as it gets damn hard to get a room later..solarium was running over an hour wait time last night after 7pm...help the same thing...ratio seems to an even 1:1....the beach is horrible on the ratio damn packed but I dont see the usual few girls that are doable there..

cp- only in town for a week this time...no time for BA yet but getting closer ..I am running out of space here to find the new ones...everywhere I go there are the ones I have done on previous trips anbd usually they are still the better girls..I dont like to repeat this many times like I have started to do...half of my sessions are repeats now???

Athos- I think turk has an answer for you and I for our elusive 10 spot...

By Athos on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 11:02 am:  Edit

Layne
You may want to diversify and look to other cities in Brasil: Curitiba, Porto Alegre, Belo Horizonte, Fortaleza, Manaus, Sao Paulo.
I am not into chasing other guys garotas as I have noticed my tastes are different but I hope Turk wil post photos.
Were you in SP? How was Photo and Bomboa?

By Canonperdido on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 01:10 pm:  Edit

Layne. E-mail me directly when you think you might be in BA.

CP

By Ceenotes on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 03:08 pm:  Edit

I was at Luomos last week and does anyone know the two sisters that are working there.
I think they were mixed with german

CN

By Fooledagain1 on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 05:19 pm:  Edit

Layne-- Thanks for the info !

By Cortogringo on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 06:14 pm:  Edit

Ceenotes,
I believe you are referring to Sara and her younger sister Angel(Anzo). There are some posts about them in this thread.
CG

By Ceenotes on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 10:37 pm:  Edit

Cort,

Your right, thanks
My buddy had a session with Sara and said she was wild.
He actually went for her four times in one week.

CN

By Layne87 on Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 07:34 am:  Edit

luomo- I have found a new theme song for this trip..dancing with the devil..techno song about guys sword fighting ...this place was wall to wall sword fighting...the only game in town on monday,,,,a few new girls showed up and they were solid 8-9 but again when supply < demand= attitude...

bia was backed up 7 sessions deep at one time but the girl is a damn trooper and every guy coming out of the room had big smiles including trent who I have been hanging with..

athos--sorry it is trent who has info on the ffk in germany...he has talked most of us into running for a look..rio is just a bit crowded for me this trip is all...

By Athos on Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 10:29 am:  Edit

Layne
Get all the info from that german dude. Frankfurt seems to be a cool place for short trip.

By Ardgneas on Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 04:18 pm:  Edit

Layne,

What's the mix of nationalities down there? Is it Americans drawn by weak Real v the US$ or Europeans. The reason I ask is that before Xmas I heard anecdotal evidence from friends in the UK and Scandinavia that cheap flights to Rio were harder than usual to get. The reason proffered by the TAs was that many tourists (presumably mongers) had switched from SE Asia to Brazil after the Bali bombing.

Does this stack up with what you're seeing? It may explain why it's so busy down there. Whilst it's good to spread the word on this Board we don't want Rio to become TOO popular to the point it affects garota selection and prices.

By Layne87 on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 07:39 am:  Edit

I would guess the mixture is even among the nationalities...with everything open yesterday it is still packed down here...

athos ,,,trent is actually an american who has spent many a moons there..will pass all info to you..I too think a short trip is in order in late february...

By Athos on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 10:47 am:  Edit

Layne
If you don't mind the cold and the snow, you should be able to fly to Frankfurt for $300.

By Layne87 on Thursday, January 23, 2003 - 07:38 am:  Edit

yeah for baby doll blondes from russia and poland..a little snow is worth it..met germans in terma 65 last night..they also confimed more expensive there but worth it all the way...