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I have met two squirters so far - the one in Luomo, and one that I picked up a few years ago in the Shennanigans Pub. She was a little slut looking for a gringo to marry. I used to love doing her, even so I had to take protective measures in advance for my bed... she ended up marrying some other gringo and lives in the US now. I get to see her a couple of times a year as she visits her family in Brazil - as long as her husband does not travel with her! There have been times she just tells me to lay flat and to do nothing, while she rides me on top and finally gets an orgasm and starts to squirt. Good stuff, but I definitely prefer squirters in the terma and/or hotel versus in my own bed!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4eCP5lBPUM

I looked everywhere for Gibletpie but couldn't find him. Suggests that the group rented the place out for the event...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIWTjZzHDo&feature=related

He wasn't in this one from the Bip Bip, right next door to Don's office.

I wouldn't be too surprised... There wasn't a single actual L'uomo girl in that video either... Or a single attractive one in the Bip Bip clip. Though if I had to pick the common thread? I don't like terrible music...

Find the hot and dirty girls, and that is where I'll be ;)

Gibletpie,

that's the spirit, an equal opportunity pervert.

CFK

I think at Bip Bip it was the sound quality. I recognized at couple of musicians from that group who are professional. The one with the greyish beard is composer nicknamed Ratinho and the black guy to his right I've recognized from other venues. Sorry Gibletpie, samba is one of my favorite brazilian musics.

The first song I agree stinks.

L'uomo has three World Cup promotions. The first one is a free entrance if you arrive between 3 and 4 and do a program anytime before you leave.

For the second promotion, if you guess the score of the 3:30 game, you win a bottle of champagne (one of those small bottles, I'm sure)



And when Brazil is playing, the house will buy a round of beers every time Brazil scores a goal.

anyone know is 4*4 has anything like this ?

I've never heard of 4x4 having any type of promotions beyond the standing offer of doing a program before 5:00 PM and entry is waived.

4X4 has somewhat regular festas, where they decorate the place and the girls where themed costumes, but they don't have any other promotions...Cat is exactly right. I haven't heard whether they'll have a WC-themed festa (girls in tight shorts and see-through soccer jerseys), but something along those lines is likely.

As Giblet would say, "festa day is the same whores and the same mongers, just with balloons".

And the balloons don't last long, as there's a group of putas who loving popping the fuckers.

As I love fucking the poppers

That's the elements of a 4X4 festa: Popping fuckers and fucking poppers.

L'uomo has been spectacular this week. Loads of hot girls, some old--Leila (ex-Bia), Nina, Bia, Giselle, Patricia--and many new--Luana, Natália, Karen, etc. The place was in full festa mode every night I went, resulting in my closing the place every night I went (along with CortoGringo).

I thought I'd gotten caught in a time warp when Leila (ex-Bia) came out and did her famous "Gato Negro" strip show. When she finished, they started playing "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones. The older Rio vets will recall this as Camila's signature song for her amazing show. I half expected her to appear on stage. Instead, another song came on and little Patricia (she can dance!) came out and spent a good chunk of her show with her bunda in my face. Good times!

Anybody coming to town soon needs to hit L. And for those of you who do, I highly, highly recommend Luana. She is stunningly pretty, a great kisser (real GFE stuff) and a very good performer if you connect. The other nice aspect about Luana is she's not one to hit you up for Red Bull and Whiskey. She's a cerveja girl. It's worth noting that she used to work at Centaurus, so you can have C talent and L prices.

sweet. My favorite terma with new hot girls. Cant wait. So is Leila still a must do?

Bwana,

How was the birthday party at Luomo? After reading your post I'm really sorry I didnt get to L this trip. Sounds like its more like the good ole days now than it has been in recent years.

Mangaman

Mangaman,

The birthday party was great. Lots of alcohol consumed, shots of tequila, etc. In L, copious quantities of alcohol = lots of dancing and outlandish behavior.

It felt like the good ol' days!

BD

so you can have C talent and L prices

Why guys put C girls on a pedestal above the other main termas is something beyond me. In my experience most of those girls switch back and forth to the other termas/ cheaper casas anyway -- just that they may now be dressed in cuter matching uniforms. My last trip I hooked up with a 20 yo girl 150R for a few hours and now this trip I heard she is working at C for 500R (or whatever the hell they charge there). Cheap casa garota, to Centaurus, then to Luomo, so this is a deal (maybe for her I suppose)?

Going along the same brasilian logic, those who liked paying a premium will be happy to know Solarium raised their prices again. Now 80R for just the entrance! I think the breakdown for the minimum 40 minute program is 80 + 70 + 200 = 350R. Chopp beers are 8R. Factor in another 30R or so for transportation so looking at over 400R. Again for 40 minutes in small cabine room.
Girls either with cute faces, not so good bodies or good bodies with not so good faces. None IMO that had both.

Anyway, good to hear 'L is back to the girls engaging guys and are in a festa mood. For awhile there, they seemed bored out of their minds and constantly watching their wrist-watches waiting to get the hell out of there.

This price breakdown is useful... could anyone provide a similar breakdown on current prices at the other major termas these days?

I took Bwana's advice about Luana today, and still have a smile on my face! I think she will be a definite repeat before I head home. Met Ken and Don from Americano Travels this trip for the first time. Top notch people to deal with. ....mncpa1

az, i will get her all warmed up for ya

CL-
That was sort of my point. The girls at C are no different than the girls at other termas. They constantly move from one to another. The only thing unique about Centaurus is their prices. Cortogringo and I both did girls at 4X4 that had worked at Centaurus. I doubt that the sex was better when they were at C just because it cost more.

Mncpa1-
Glad you got to experience Luana. She's a sweetheart.

Azguy-
I didn't try Leila. You'll have to ask others. Given my friendship with CG, I'm on her "no-fly" list.

BD,
So you obey your buddys no fly list, thats cool. What should I do about AZguys no fly list? There are 27 names on it!

My rule of thumb is they get one. All others are fair game.

If anyone were to ever tell me not to fuck "their" garota, that's the first one I'll grab on my next visit and will make sure to stick it right up her ass. Even ones that I normally wouldn't even consider doing a program with will still go to the top of the list.

I know this is mostly joking, but there are plenty of fucktard rats down there that do try and lay claim to "their" garota and will cause all many of trouble to try and "enforce" their claim.

What usually happens is they are on the no fly list one day but the next day its usually, "go ahead fuck her, I don't care".
Unless of course, it's CFK. When he puts one on the no fly list its for a lifetime. Shit he hasn't traveled for 2 years and I am still reminded of the one who remains on the no fly list.
I think Snooky is correct. They get one. I mean if you fall in love for the week and you take her out to eat and sleep all night with her and then the next night shes waking up with your roomie.. thats weird!

Shut down L again last night. 3rd time this trip. Great time! Girls dancing constantly. Shaking those sweet Brazilian bundas. Lap dancing me even after sessioning. Joking around together. I just love the place.

LL-
It's not CG's no-fly list I'm on. It's Bia/Leila's list. She has the good sense to avoid unnecessary drama. She's a very savvy girl. And believe me, she'll fuck pretty much anyone but me. I guess Hemp is also on her no-fly list ;-) As for AZguy's list? Fuck 'em all ;-)

Raphael-
It really was like old times in L. Good stuff!

I just talked with Bia/Leila on her cell phone. She told me I am "definitely" on her Fly List. I am checking airline reservations now so I can go to Rio "AND FLY" . Bwana a message just for you:

I guess if I want to get a good session from Bia/leila, I should not mention CG,Bawana or Hemps name. I had no idea you guys were so popular. Well maybe I could understand it in Hemps case.

Bwana, since I am rooming with LL the only list I have is a very short list of the ones I can fuck.

Although I would like to see you guys, I am kind of hoping you wont be there so Bia will have some free time. She was one of the first garotas I did on my first trip to Rio. She set the bar pretty high.

Thanks for the update Bwana. Saw Giselle this summer, gotta love those German/Brasilian girls with the big tatas!

I just noticed you can follow L'uomo on twitter. Welcome to 2010, where you can get updates from the terma on your cell.

Bewanna,
Bia/Leila's no fly list is due to looks, nothing else... lol.

"Due to looks"? well that assures me a "Ride" Thanks Hemp

Hemp, they have your picture at the front desk of L. You are on the "não entrada" list.

Ok Bwana that does it! I am sure you had something to do with it? My message for you my ex friend

Hemp

Well tonight I was at Luomo's when Bia/Leila came out to dance in the strip show dressed as a nun. Holy cow batman, was that something to see! Great time once again at that place.

This, so far has the best talent. I have been here 3 times in the past few days and there have been new talent at the highest caliber each time. Had a couple 10's here, the best was Lorane, she was dancing funk in a way I have never seen. This place is a must right now

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A brasileiro gives Laila (ex-Bia) an informative review in the Hotside forum.

Speaking from personal experience late last year, she is still an A ticket ride. She is physically different from before. The review lists the physical differences, if you compare your memory of her from what she looks like now. The one difference he doesn't list and wouldn't know (if this was his first time with her) is that she has ever-so-slightly filled-out.

Probably from swallowing to much protein !

Termas L'uomo is mentioned in 2008/08 Zoltarpictures - Zoltar Speaks!

Termas L'uomo is mentioned in 2011/11 Bwana_Dik - Rio Trip Report, Twitter Style :-)

I did a 40 minute session with Isabel at Luomo last week. The experience was ok but I must say that the all-natural tits on this girl was an amazing find.

Photos: Isabel - Termas Luomo 01 02 03

Termas L'uomo is mentioned in 2012/04 Bwana_Dik - Rio: Goddamn This Place is Expensive!

(Message edited by Bwana_dik on December 02, 2018)

Saudades de L'uomo

ALl I have left are memories, two t-shirts, and a wonder L'uomo robe.



(Message edited by Bwana_dik on December 02, 2018)

is it closed down?

just checked web site.....gone

Closed in 2012...so, yes.

Those were the good old days. I miss L'uomo, Karla Models and being under 40. I've not been back in 15 years and somehow I doubt I will despite the great airfares I see at this time.