Archive 08

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By Thumper on Sunday, April 20, 2003 - 11:40 pm:  Edit

How would it be possible to post pics from this site elsewhere? I can't even save them on my harddrive, everytime I take the cursor off the line, the picture goes away.

By Dood on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 12:13 am:  Edit

hehehe shift-print screen

oops did I say that out loud?

Alive and well Layne :-)

I know you don't love me anymore.

By Thumper on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 04:02 pm:  Edit

No problem, I will not post her pics on the site.

By Layne87 on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 06:49 pm:  Edit

no not everyone..there is still one holdout ..Bluestraveler is afraid of her...

of course I do..how much for 2 hours???

By Mangoman on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 08:10 pm:  Edit

Ceenotes,

I experienced Lohani as part of a dupla. She's an enthusiastic performer, with "no holes barred." I dont think the tits are fake, just swollen because she's still nursing her kid. She's been known to hire out for overnights and longer outside of Luomo.

By Ceenotes on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 08:52 pm:  Edit

Mangoman,

Dupla? So she likes going down on other girls uh?
Very sweet girl, She told me that they were silcon'e. unless she lied, thinking I was attracted to fake tits. Let me review my photos when I get them back and I'll get back to you. she mentioned that she wanted to hook up in the morning, but after my load I just told her to look for me on the beach in front of meia pataca.

BTW, how was her ass? was it still firm after the kid?

CN

By The_artist on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 09:56 pm:  Edit

I do not believe that L's tits are fake. She is overall very soft, but in a nice way. Sometimes one grows tired of the athletic hard body and a very feminine softness is a welcome change. I will post a photo and let you gentlemen draw your own conclusions.

Photo: Blond - Termas L'uomo

By Ceenotes on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 12:16 am:  Edit

Looks like Lohani soft body allright,
Man, I miss that place....

CN

By Rich on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 04:03 am:  Edit

Lohani got a boob job about 8 weeks ago. She returned to Luomo looking better than ever. She did not make the mistake of going too big, so the job she currently has looks very natural.

By Ceenotes on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 10:13 am:  Edit

Who is the older girl in Luomos that works there and 4x4 during the week. She has black hair looks over 30 and wears this funky eye make-up with a huge ass.
If anyone was there last week, she had a band-aid on her ass from a cigarette burn.
Too over the hill for me, but I heard she is one of the best fucks in Luomos....

CN

By Athos on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 10:23 am:  Edit

This girl works also at Help too. If she comes recommended, might be worth a spin. She has good attitude, short hair, morena.

By Ceenotes on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 10:57 am:  Edit

Long hair, morena
She has a good attitude, and very aggresive

CN

By Rich on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 11:08 am:  Edit

Mayara, and she is very nice. A great lay too.

By Coats001 on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 11:48 am:  Edit

My to-do list keeps getting longer and longer :-)).
Thanks guys.

By The_artist on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 12:03 pm:  Edit

If Rich is right about the timing then this pic was taken before the boob job. The pic is circa Dec. '02. I did not take Lohani for a spin this last trip so it seems my information is a bit dated.

By Rich on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 12:08 pm:  Edit

"If Rich is right..."

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By Thumper on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 12:37 pm:  Edit

Not sure if it is Mayara that Athos is talking about. She doesn't have a huge ass, its just super round, not big. I have NEVER seen Mayara work at Help.

(Message edited by Thumper on April 22, 2003)

By Rich on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 02:03 pm:  Edit

Mayara does not have short hair, so am guessing Athos is talking about someone other than her.

By Ceenotes on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 03:30 pm:  Edit

I'm looking at the photos of Lahani tits right here and YES, they are done up.
Does this Mayara has a rough or low voice?
I think she is the only one over 30 who is in there right?

CN

By Mangoman on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 09:08 pm:  Edit

I tasted before she got 'em fixed. She also has some of the nicest thickest nipples.

Cee, her ass felt pretty firm alright, but that was last November. We should ask Rich what the latest news on that is, as he seems to have all the latest news on terma celebrities. And BTW, in case any fool on this board doubts it for a minute, He's always tight,. . . I mean right. (I was thinking of Ambien there for a minute).

By Ardgneas on Sunday, April 27, 2003 - 05:12 pm:  Edit

CN,

Is the girl you're referring to Lebara who Mangoman has a picture listed off as Libari? She fits the description particularly the funky make-up. She used to work in Monte Carlo but I got the impression she'd left as I've seen her in MP and Help. I haven't seen her in either 4x4 or Luomo though.

By The_artist on Sunday, April 27, 2003 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

Lebara was still working Monte Carlo as of April 4th this year. I have also seen her occasionally at Help over the last year.

By Ardgneas on Sunday, April 27, 2003 - 06:47 pm:  Edit

The_artist, thanks for clearing that up. I haven't been in MC for reasons explained on that forum. I'd seen her quite a bit in MP during early evening i.e. termas hours so thought she'd left.

By Ceenotes on Sunday, April 27, 2003 - 10:15 pm:  Edit

Ardgneas,

I wouldn't touch Lebara with a 10ft pole.
She is one rough favela chic. Guys tell me, she likes it hard in the ass, while tied up in handcuffs in MC. Lebara never sleeps, I see her at meia pataca, the beach, the terma and then Help everyday.
I'm talking about Lahani, short fake blonde and fake tits, garota who works in Luomos.
I post the photos soon...
CN

By Ardgneas on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 05:01 pm:  Edit

CN,

You mean you didn't know she had a twin sister. :-)

I was with Lebara last year and she was very much the anal queen but I wouldn't class her a rough favela chick. A dirty fuck yes but there are a lot nastier girls floating around, and not many of them are half-Scottish like she is.

In the last 6-9 months she has put on some weight and her ass in particular has ballooned. Also any time I saw her recently she seemed out of it whether on alcohol or something stronger. Maybe it's Guaraná to stop her sleeping. :-)

By Thumper on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 08:25 pm:  Edit

Lebara is half Scottish? I never would have guessed it! Lebara is not a rough favela chick, she is cool person who loves to fuck. Fuck is the key word, she doesn't make love, or have sex, she FUCKS!!! Most guys don't like her because she likes that WWF style of fucking, you better have your wheaties if you want a session with her.

By Ardgneas on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 07:38 am:  Edit

Yeah, I think she told me her Dad was Scottish. Given the surname she gave is a typically Scottish name I have no reason to disbelieve her. Not the sort of thing your average Termas chick could, or would bother making up.

I agree that the cabins/superb in MC are very good. However, when I get the hump I tend to avoid places on principle e.g. I've never been to Centaurus as I object to paying 100% up front and being charged more than the brasileiros.

By Ceenotes on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 01:02 pm:  Edit

Yes, she is a favela chic, raised in the hood.
My buddy used to date her and both of them went back to her old part of town to party and see freinds. He told me he was a bit concerned while partying in the middle of the favelas with over 3000 people.

CN

By Ardgneas on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 04:01 pm:  Edit

And which hood was this?

By Ceenotes on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 08:38 pm:  Edit

Ardgneas,

A hood that you won't last a minute at.

CN

By Ardgneas on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 02:33 am:  Edit

Of course not, whereas your buddy lasted no problem? Who is he, Beira-Mar's little brother?
She probably brought him to a samba school or bloco and he got a little panicky.

By Ceenotes on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 01:30 pm:  Edit

Yeah, Ardgneas go fuck that rough pussy Lebara, better yet have her put you in her favorite handcuffs and spank you the way you liked it as a little boy and stick some of her toys in you. Then maybe by asking, she may bring you to that run down samba school or day care an hour away.

CN

By Ardgneas on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 06:15 pm:  Edit

Yet again Ceenotes you resort to abusing a fellow (not for the first time in this thread) CHer for asking a question/having an opinion. Thumper and myself simply opined that Lebara was not a rough chick. You seemed to know her rather better and what area she was from. When I asked what area it was, you get abusive.

I’ve no desire to get into a cycle of trading insults as in the “Asian Men in Rio” thread and bore everyone else who wants to read about Camilla. However, I have to admit you bemuse me. Just a few points, seeing you decided to become objectionable.

You spent a lot of that thread abusing me and the garotas I’ve picked up, and were quite the expert on Brasil. A week later it turns out you’ve only been to Rio twice and are still asking newbie questions such as
- where is hooker beach and how much does an afternoon session cost?
- how much to rent the chairs?
- how do you tell a hooker form a non-hooker?
Talk about Copa 101.

Similarly the women I paid R100 for in Help were in your words favela whores or the shit you kicked into the street. Yet a month later you’re surmising whether the girls (all 10s I presume) who accept R100 inside will take R77 outside.

You thought it was sad for someone who’d been down there 15 mths to go to Help, yet you haven’t met one guy who’s hooked up with a good-looking non-programa girl. Don’t worry I’ll introduce myself to you next time you're down. I'm sure many other CHers could also help you with this conundrum.

I’m always glad to help newbies, and whilst everyone is entitled to their opinion, it’s preferable if you don’t abuse people who have spent a lot more time down there for theirs. Failing that you could at least do us the favour of being consistent. In the meantime you’ll excuse me if I pay more attention to the real Brasil experts on the board like Badseed, Thumper, Bwana Dik etc.

Finally, as for the comments in your last post, I’ve only done one session with Lebara so I don’t know what equipment she has. You seem to have a rather more intimate knowledge of her bedroom foibles. I can only assume that this vehemently negative attitude towards Lebara is a result of her chastising you a little too severely with her toys in the past. Still, at least you learnt the Portuguese for “Who’s your Daddy?”.

By Ceenotes on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 09:39 pm:  Edit

The reason about Lebara, I cant tell you who exactly was with her. Some guys on this site may know him and I just dont want to stir up the pot. I wouldn't touch Lebara and never will. if you did I know we wouldn't have conflicts and once again Ardgeans is up to no good again with trash.
The reason for me knowing about her trashy side is because I was in Rio a few weeks ago, actually flew in on April 12. I met some guys in MC that had a session with Lebara a few nights ago and they were telling me how freaky she gets. Is that enough resources, do I have to give you every fucking details when I just want to post my two cents. Do you want to know what was the exact temperature at the beach for that afternoon and what was the soup of the day at meia pataca.
I know I'm an not an expert on Brazil and I don't want to. I have my own life here in the states. I am only 26y/o and just making Brazil my favorite destination so far as a young man. I am not going to devote my life and spank my monkey on Rio as you do everyday. I'm still up to my old tricks in Rio, I trash the girls at Help, I lowball the prices but hey, that's just the kind of guy I am, just a young idiot. We were all there at one time, But at the end I always get a garota who loves it and wants to spend days with me.
I notice on this site, you always like to challenge me when I paste a post. You always reply in a negative way as if I made everything up. So in response I'm going to write additional negative comments on you and your ugly whores.

Badseed, Thumper etc.. Yes, these guys know the drill and make the best of it and write great reports. In return you should hold there jackets or better yet get there slippers for them in Luomos.

CN

By Thumper on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:39 pm:  Edit

I may know the drill about Rio, but I would be happy to have a beer and ogle the women in 4X4 with any monger from the board. 3 Weeks baby!!!!

By Turk5555 on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 01:27 am:  Edit

Hey Ardgeneas,

This guy CEENOTES is a jerk. He could've just minded his his own business, kept his mouth shut and wished me good luck with my Brasileira girlfriend, but instead resorted to insults and making fun of the fact that I am a mature guy with a much younger lady. At least I do not hangout in the Termas, but I do not go around poking fun of you either. It just is not my style. The last straw was when he insulted my girlfriend. I wish CEENOTES would grow up and show some respect for people. PERIOD. If CEENOTES has become abusive, can you image what it must be like after 4 or 5 beers. I do not know who CEENOTES hangs out with when he is in Brazil, but he could not be a very pleasant person to hang with. CEENOTES, should just shut his mouth, keep it shut. I will say this to all the hombres, I do not like CEENOTES. CEENOTES, if you are reading this, and I know you will, you can go screw yourself. Now you have two people who do not think much of you.

By Sandman on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 09:28 am:  Edit

Well, a few updates to this thread, and hopefully get it back in the right direction;

I did a dupla at Luomo with Lohani and they are definately silicone but Like Rich mentioned, they are not too big and very well proportioned. She was a lot of fun and very agressive in the dupla.

Also, a lot of new faces at Luomo but not many real appealing. Most of the regulars are still there (except Camilla)

I did not see Camilla all week but I believe BT said he saw her walking past Alcazar. Did have a beer with her boyfriend with the funny accent (he he) Seems like a nice enough guy. More power to him;

Re Centaurus. You should have seen DG push back on the guy at the counter with 5 of us standing there; No taxi, no tourist tax. We did pay up front but got change on our exit. Total for drinks and session was $R278. Not that much more than Luomo and a bevy of beauties.

4X4 was up to its usual standards with a lot of their regulars and some new faces as well. Taiza was not there when we were. Must have been her time of the month. I went with my regular favorita cause no one else in there can hold a candle to her (JMHO) and I am admittedly a little fond of her.

Help was kind of off and on over different nights. Kind of a hit or miss deal but the snake pit at Atlantico was always hoppin and plenty of choices and selections to be had.

Gotta love that place;

Now, you two lads simmer down and lets get this thread back on course. Take it off line if you need to.


Sandmanenjoyingreadingaboutgarotasandexploitsnotflaming

By Ceenotes on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 02:16 pm:  Edit

Turk,

Oh! I'm so hurt, that two guys in Brazil don't like me. I better cancel my next trip to Rio and adjust my attitude.
Stop crying, like a 10yo your a big baby. Your the only guy on this board who gets possessive over a working girl. Again, dont let me catch your girlfriend at meia pataca, if I cant pull her, one of my buddies will surely do the job and well all fuck her; with photos and I'll post them on CH.


CN

By Dood on Wednesday, May 07, 2003 - 09:49 am:  Edit

oops

(Message edited by dood on May 07, 2003)

By Dood on Wednesday, May 07, 2003 - 10:01 am:  Edit

winner :-)

By Sandman on Wednesday, May 07, 2003 - 03:10 pm:  Edit

Dood...You da man!

By Billcink on Wednesday, May 07, 2003 - 05:32 pm:  Edit

Priceless Dood.Just priceless.LOL.

By Layne87 on Wednesday, May 07, 2003 - 07:23 pm:  Edit

way to pull one out of your ass man..that was too funny...

By Ceenotes on Wednesday, May 07, 2003 - 10:23 pm:  Edit

That's so low........

By Sonnyp on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 11:21 am:  Edit

oh the truth can hurt sometimes cant it?

By Ceenotes on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 01:21 pm:  Edit

Sonnyp,

No, I dont want to laugh, because I'm still in my 20's and if I ever start a family and Karma comes back, how would you think my kids may turn out.
It's like guys who talk so much shit about fat chics and they end up marrying one down the road.
You may be in your 60's with grandkids in college so you can laugh. Not me, on this one.

CN

By Billcink on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 06:01 pm:  Edit

Ceenotes, So the man with the vile mouth doesn't like a little sick joke.Suit yourself.I find it very ironic that with all the name calling I read from you that would take offense over something like that.OK.Now here's your chance to jump on someone else now.Let me have it tough guy.I don't agree with you.I like sick jokes.I must be a scumbag along with many other guys on the board.After all were just a bunch of 60 something perverts.You're in your 20s.You know everything.

By Ceenotes on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

Bill,

I like to talk alot of shit, but I only talk about people like yourself who can defend
themselves. Why should I pick on people who are Unfortunate and didn't have a choice of where they are today.

CN

By Billcink on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 08:10 pm:  Edit

Ceenotes, Maybe you missed the the underlying msg.Read the fine print underneath the picture.Think about it.Do you think maybe there was a reason it was posted on this thread.You may not like the joke,but I think we all hope you'll get the hint.

By Ceenotes on Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 08:40 pm:  Edit

Bill,

And who ever is in the bridge club with him.
If I see a post of a Ugly girl posted on this site Yes, I going to start ripping.
I'm sorry that you feel that she was a 10 and I think she's a 2.
Let the shit go, it's only my two cents. Alot of guys on this board have to remember, I'm ripping on your $3 whore and not your daughter. It's a whore.
WHORE IN BRAZIL= get's fuck 5+ times a day, only looks at you like an ATM and will never in her dreams make you her boyfriend because you pay for pussy.

CN