Archive 01

ClubHombre.com: South America: Brazil: Advice/Questions/Commentary: Rio Trash Talk: Archive 01
By Youngtom on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 02:06 am:  Edit

This thread is decicated to teasing your buddies about stuff that you are doing in Brasil when they can't be there.

By Dood on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 08:32 am:  Edit

I feel like I need to contribute here, but I think we already said all we could say about fucking each others wives. :)

By Layne87 on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 01:59 pm:  Edit

Well I guess we have been sent to our rooms by webmaster YT...

By Youngtom on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 07:49 pm:  Edit

This is a great topic - all wives beware I'm off to Rio in 15 days :) Lucky for you Dood that one of my wives works in Monte Carlo

By Dood on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Hey.. Who's your wife? ;)

By Youngtom on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 08:24 pm:  Edit

If I told you then I'd have to kill you (old line sorry). I met her when she worked at another termas; she's new at MC.

By Dood on Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 08:30 pm:  Edit

Damn it.. now I'm just going to have to do them all. Well, except the one that that looks like an oompa loompa. I hope that's not her! :)

By Layne87 on Friday, May 03, 2002 - 04:00 am:  Edit

PAOLA!!...outstanding girl...came over from our fav terma Solarium...

Dood..your welcome since I know YT is going back to Luomo to finish what he started on his last trip when some gringo wouldnt give her up...

By Dood on Friday, May 03, 2002 - 07:57 am:  Edit

Paola is The_artist's wife! :)

I never had a chance to try her because my wife was always there, or he was there with me.

By Layne87 on Friday, May 03, 2002 - 04:20 pm:  Edit

I think that was her name ..I did her at Slorium back in Feb then saw her in MC when I did your wife...walked by her and said she have done you instead(sorry but she was just too small..at least what she claimed)...blonde "c"'s with a couple of tatoos...The only girl in Rio to do Anal...

Good make sure the artist knows I did his wife too since he did mine...damn all is fair in Rio...all you have to do sleep with about 30 of them and you probably will have most wives covered...

By Layne87 on Friday, May 03, 2002 - 04:32 pm:  Edit

Dood- wrong Katia from franks...the one I did had a six pack stomach and an ass from Rio...maybe not as pretty as I usually like them in the face but great performer...at least we did do different girls see..

By Habana on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 11:52 am:  Edit

Layne

Relax; I don’t have Camilla’s number. Not yet...

By Dood on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 11:54 am:  Edit

Hey.. I do.. :)

9185.......

By Habana on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 12:28 pm:  Edit

haha again Dood!

Not important for me right now as I am not heavy into phone sex! If she is not at L'Uomo next trip I will just track her down and you know I will. Should probably be done quick for ‘less’ than a hot dog :-))

By Habana on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 12:39 pm:  Edit

Cool thread;

Since it felt like I did half the shift at MC, when I think about it...; I actually think I did The artist's wife at MC as well. Nothing special if you ask me,lol. :-))

By Layne87 on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:52 pm:  Edit

Yes Habana this is our own personal play room as we three have been sent here for acting up on this mature site....I dont blame them as we are having a bit too much fun with each other and taking up the Brazil space....

I notice the pics somewhere else today there Habana ...cmon give us your wife and I will give up the number for the next time you are there..yes Luomo is fun but she is so much more fun outside the terma...cmmmoonnnnn...and are you kidding Paola is one of the best sexual performers in Rio....

By Dood on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:55 pm:  Edit

I have my ex-wife's number :) Who wants it?

Shhh... don't tell Don..

By Layne87 on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

you mean the one that is not in Rio???

By Dood on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:22 pm:  Edit

:)

By Layne87 on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 09:22 pm:  Edit

just in case you forgot where it was...

By Dood on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:49 am:  Edit

:-P

By Habana on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:23 pm:  Edit

Friends: My comment about Paoula was a teaser, as this thread was created for that...

About your x-wife at MC Dood; it was in fact me that got her e-mail address for you, so I believe you owe me something for that:-). Say what; I don’t want/need her number, but since you are going to live there soon, %&#%&”&%#”&%#”# you! :-), I much rather like that you share some of your local info next time I arrive. OK?

I would also consider buying you a, yes you know; ‘small’ hot dog for that, but don’t build any expectations.

Layne; Did you like the look of Flavia? Planning a trip to BH soon?

By Dood on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:23 pm:  Edit

hahah habana.. :)

I might owe you something if I got the right email. The one I got from you through Don isn't correct..

Email me offline if you want. dood@clubhomebre.com

By Layne87 on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:13 pm:  Edit

No BH trip planned..I have hopefully learned my lesson..(hopefully)

Dood--your dates again please ...and how firm are they??

By Dood on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:56 pm:  Edit

Right now it's 5/30-6/9..

My friends are giving me shit about not being home for the big three-oh though.. I might have to bump it up a week.. I'll know in a few days if I'm going to give in...

By Layne87 on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 09:18 pm:  Edit

let me know ..my 5/23 date looks bad for good reasons..so I am replanning for 5/29

By The_Artist on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 01:26 am:  Edit

Gentlemen,
I am happy that some of you have had the pleasure of meeting my MC wife Paola.We have a very good understanding of such things which is precisely why she is my wife.BTW Layne, Camilla would have sent her regards, but when we finished she claimed to have forgotten who you were.Anyway I try to keep one wife and several mistresses at each terma. This makes for a lot of upkeep work, but I do what I can. Under these circumstances I am greatful that my friends help me to keep my wives satisfied...especially since I may not get back until December.

By Layne87 on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 08:15 am:  Edit

artist- Thats cold man...you fit in on this thread just fine....so you renting out your apt so all the wives will already know the address?

By Dood on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 09:34 am:  Edit

ALl the wives have a "sock drawer" there already. :)

By The_Artist on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 02:12 pm:  Edit

Absolutely. I want everyone to feel right at home.I was thinking a wall sized rack of personal toothbrushes for all the regulars. Maybe we should make a "wives only" rule for the apartment. What am I saying? I'm not sure we can absorb that much traffic. At any rate I think it will become a well know address in short order. I guess this is my way of realizing my lifelong dream of owning a bordello.

By The_Artist on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 02:21 pm:  Edit

BTW Habana,
In reference to your crack about Paola...chivalry demands that I point out that beautiful women are often like fine sports cars and the quality of the performance is often heavily dependent on the skill of the hand at the wheel. An inept driver will often get only indifferent performance form even the best machine. Just a general observation in the spirit of the thread.

By Habana on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 03:23 pm:  Edit

Artist; your observations are correct, just tried to be funny, you know :-)December? That is really sad! Anyway, chivalry also makes me want to please your hart by bringing back some ‘good’ memories. Hint here is ‘Highest rating, but don't come weak’. Remember?

Went though all ‘gears’ with her, quite challenging vehicle if you ask me. lol
Picked her after Don gave her your recommendations. Thanks.

By Layne87 on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 05:54 pm:  Edit

Habana--you should not try Camila then because you will not like her as Paola is probably one of the best at her trade I thought....she was the last girl of trip #1 right before I got on the plane and like I said before she will do anything and do it well...yep just stick to dons wife...

Artist--so you never answered my question if the apt is going up for rent or is it going to be an incall bordello for all the wives to live and work out of...

By Dood on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 08:39 pm:  Edit

In case he doesn't get back in time.. Yes.. It's for rent. I've been in it, although the ink was wasn't dry from closing yet when I was there. The place is going to be awesome.

With "the_artists" concent, I'll post some of the video I took of the place on here. Spectacular penthouse apartment with an awesome balcony. The video was taken when it was empty though.

I think I'm one of the first, if not "the" first tenant to be staying there on 5/30. It "should be" ready by then... right?

Dood

By The_Artist on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 09:22 pm:  Edit

Thanks Dood. I'm not always too prompt in my answers. Yes, Layne, it will be for rent. Don will be handeling it for me so you should direct your inquiries to him.I just spent the last two weeks trying to get it set up to the standards I know we all like...new beds, new AC, New hot water for the shower, new furniture, etc., etc.
It wasn't complete before I left, but I put it in capable hands and it should be ready for occupancy by the end of the month.Dood, hold off on the pics until you are in. I think it would be better to give a more finished look after the furniture is in and the changes are complete.
Thanks for the offer.

Habana,
Ah yes...the lovely Fernanda... a fine sports model if ever there was one. I am delighted that one of my recommendations worked out so well, but, with talent like F.,it is hard to go wrong.

Layne,
I like the idea of the incall location, but I think I will keep the penthouse for us. Why should the wives get the best property.This isn't the US afterall.

By The_Artist on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 10:23 pm:  Edit

Layne,
Could you e-mail me a photo of Camilla for my collection. I have to have a reminder of who I'm supposed to stay away from. Im willing to trade a pic and the location of a girl who is Camilla's equal in skill and beauty although a totally different type physically.

By Layne87 on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 11:52 pm:  Edit

Dood--you said you were staying home for your 30th...Don has already gave it to me! I hope he bought soft beds. I hate the beds in Rio..they are good to f... on but damn they are too hard...

Artist--sounds like an even trade..hit me off the board on this one please...she is one who does not like her pic to be taken and since I will marry her within the next 15 years I should not post anymore of her publicly....

By Dood on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 08:57 am:  Edit

Layne.. I didn't give in..I'll still be there 5/30 - 6/9 :)

By The_Artist on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 12:12 pm:  Edit

Layne,
contact me at jace@gate.net and we will set that up. I bought one of the beds for the place and it is excellent. The other bed is new as well.
The place is a two BR. If you boys promise to be good maybe you can share. Up to Don however.

By Layne87 on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 05:51 pm:  Edit

Nahhh..I know he will want his privacy...guess I can sleep in the street...plus I dont want to watch him do my wife...

Is the girl pic in your report your wife..if so not the same one,,,dang...the one I did was at Solarium and then I saw her in April at MC...blond with a couple of tatoos and pretty nice C's...same name tho...

By The_Artist on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Oh come on...I watched him do your wife and it was FUN. (just kidding) Besides...two BRs = privacy. Check it out.

By Canonperdido on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 09:16 pm:  Edit

Whose name did she scream?

By Dood on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 09:27 pm:  Edit

Not for nothing, and I've never met Layne... but just from what I've heard it would be rather difficult to confuse us.

But to answer your question, she was screaming habana's name. :)

By Layne87 on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 09:37 pm:  Edit

you guys crack me up...he wishes...I kept him at bay for a whole week..I know he will return intentionally when I am not there next time...

Ok Canonperdido...ya joining the bad boy thread?? you know the price of entrance dont ya!!!!

By Canonperdido on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:18 am:  Edit

I never said I was joining, I just wondered if there was anything like true love here. I usually just say "Lay down, I think I love you." Anyway, I hoped she screamed both your names because I am sure there is enough to go around.

By Habana on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 05:58 am:  Edit

Yes, I admit you had a full control with Camilla. In fact I kind of understand you, being so much in love and everything... Who wouldn't? I hope we can all be grown up monger-friends and not play 'childish' games like that in the future. Anyway, thanks for you trust, lol. No hard feelings Layne :-)))

By Canonperdido on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:07 am:  Edit

Layne. Did not mean anything personal.

By Layne87 on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:54 pm:  Edit

Hey this is the place for this...its ok one of guys will find a 10 somewhere and I will come swooping down to collect...

Canonpedido---believe me none taken...

By Layne87 on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 02:01 pm:  Edit

I see Athos has been reading our trash thread as he has found her also...smitten and he hasnt even been with her...another one bites the dust...

By Habana on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 02:15 pm:  Edit

Layne; I love to be the next!! You fix? :-)