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By Ablissman on Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 07:28 pm:  Edit

I am not saying that a therma girl would make a good wife; I am just saying that they are no more mercenary than USA women who bitch at a man while bleeding him dry. A Therma girl will at least keep a fellow sexually satisfied even if she is bleeding him dry!!!
Notplanningtogetmarriedperiod!!!

By Layne87 on Monday, September 22, 2003 - 08:43 am:  Edit

Luomo has brought in some new talent and it is doing ok ..the loss is noticeable but the place is by all means till worth doing for a night...there is a new girl forget her name but absolutely perfect face ..so so on the body compared to shayla..still a few PA white skinned girls in here..

By Explorer8939 on Monday, September 22, 2003 - 11:26 am:  Edit

A lot of chicas with the same body type here, not bad, but not really great, either. Once you get past the sell, what's left is a 40/60 minute experience for some $R200, up to you if its worth it.

By Mangoman on Monday, September 22, 2003 - 08:50 pm:  Edit

If Luomo has gone downhill somewhat, as several of you have suggested, which terma is now most like Luomo was in quality and friendliness, say a year ago? Luomo was my favorite terma, but it seems most everyone who worked there a year ago is gone now. (sigh)

By SOG on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 03:06 am:  Edit

Dont pay much attention to Explorers disatisfaction, he is currently of the mindset that nothing will please him.

By soccer on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 04:29 am:  Edit

At Luomo, the only woman that has lasted at least three-four years is Marina. Luiza almost made the list, but she got married this year. At Monte Carlo, there is no one. Given its periodic purging of women, that isn't surprising. At 4x4, there is a handful.

By Explorer8939 on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 04:56 am:  Edit

I'm not dis-satisfied, I'm cheap, that's all. Luomo wasn't bad, but with an entire day left here, I'm not sure if I want to plunk down another $100 for an hour of fun.

By Badseed on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 05:21 am:  Edit

Jeeez, dude! you're getting food and lodging in Rio for free, so live a little! Anyway, a Termas run is more like US$60, and that's at a top-level tourist clip joint like "L", there are plenty of cheaper places where you can get your fun for 20 bucks or less. Believe me, I'm the cheapest bastard in Brazil, and generally avoid paying Rio tourist prices for pussy. But you know damn well that it costs $100 and up just to TOUCH a girl here in the States (lapdance bullshit), so what are you complaining about? Relaxe e goza!

P.S. Ahn, yeah.. according to you Russia and Eastern europe are full of blonde godesses who will fuck for peanuts. Well, what can I say? Dosvedanya!

BS

By Athos on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 08:27 am:  Edit

Damn it's cold in mother Russia.
Explorer, too bad Rio is expensive for cheapskates. But that's nothing new. If you had read any trip reports, you would have known that R$200 is the magic number in Samba country.
You can get laid for less if you avoid the tourist places. You can get laid in the R$25 to R$80 range in Brasil but you need to get out of tourist places. And you need to do some research to play at that range. I am surprised you did not try any Prive in Sao Paulo or Rio, plenty available in each city. You would never have gone over R$100. But bitching and moaning well I guess it's too late...

By soccer on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 02:51 pm:  Edit

200 reals compares favorably to a place like the Safari Lounge ($80 per hour) in Moscow, and the lap dances (and more) are free in a termas. As you well know, it gets considerably cheaper (almost dirt cheap) outside of Moscow and St. Petersburg.

By Sbronx77 on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 09:55 am:  Edit

Soccer: What the longest a garota can work at Luomo? Four years is a long time for one garota.

By soccer on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 02:37 pm:  Edit

At LUomo, I think it's up to the garota to decide when it's time to pack it in. There probably is a point when the management pulls the plug -- like when the woman isn't getting customers and is taking up space. But LUomo doesn't do a periodic and almost systematic house cleaning like MC.

By Catocony on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 05:52 pm:  Edit

Well, if Marina has been there 3-4 years, she'll be there for some time to come because she has a very steady stream of customers, at least the two times I've been there. I would say there is no chance of Luomo management putting her out to pasture anytime soon.

By Sbronx77 on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 09:16 pm:  Edit

Well, doesn't age play a role in a garota's longevity? A steady stream at 30 or 35 yrs of age?

By Cueball on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 10:17 pm:  Edit

I was wondering if there is ever a shortage of girls working in the major termas and if there is a waiting list for them to get in ? I was in Rio Antigo about a week ago and I can swear to you that there were some very ugly chicks. If I was the boss I would of fired the person in charge of hiring the talent. I don't think 100 mg of viagra would of helped.

By soccer on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:17 am:  Edit

Thumper: Can you share what your happened after your friend heard from you? What was "her" story to him, and are they still together?

Cueball: I've heard termas vary, when it comes to hiring women. Some screen (health screen, aside) more than others. Some will take about anyone, but how long they last is another and more important story.

Sbronx: Marina is actively seeking an exit (out of the business) strategy. Her going to school is part of it. Looking for Prince....

By Thumper on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 01:02 pm:  Edit

She called him later that night and confirmed that she had worked, claiming that she was "Sorry" and "Didn't know why she did it". Needless to say they are not together anymore. Thats why I am a firm believer in telling the guy what his woman is doing behind his back. If he chooses to ignore you or doesn't believe you, fine. But at least tell him the truth, don't just have a good laugh behind his back while all of Copa is fucking his girl.

By Gringasnomas on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:34 am:  Edit

The past two days at Luomo have been very good, with an ample selection of tall thin model quality garotas.
I have been particularily impressed with the performance of one Carina. Even though she is 29 and the face isn't her best feature, she has the body of 19 yearold. Gerberbabybottlepufferswithincrediblenippstoo. Add experience and a great attitude and you have a winning session.
Last night the garota/hombre ration was very favorable. Better than 4:1

By Athos on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 08:51 pm:  Edit

Warning I had a Rio Tourist Fuck at Luomo, I apologize I forgot her name but incoming trip report should have her photos. She is tall and pretty, 19 or something, from Bahia, morena, speaks some English. I guess my fault too as I did not bother to listen to vibes nor do any interviewing. I was so pissed I never returned to Luomo on my last trip.

By Athos on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 08:53 pm:  Edit

Larissa just returned from hiatus in MG, she looks burnt out at 20. Her C cup starting to sag. Good news her braces are gone. She keeps telling me she loves me then shows up at the terrace with her Brasileiro bf, priceless.

By SOG on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 04:37 am:  Edit

From the description the Bahian sounds like Kamille. I had a superb session with her, so definately your mileage my vary. She can be a bitch...so if the vibe isnt right pass on her. On the other hand, if it is then you should be fine.

By Bwana_dik on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 12:04 pm:  Edit

I had an excellent session with Camille as well, as part of a dupla with Mayara (who has since moved back to MC). Spent a fair amount of "prep time" with her in advance of the session. She is, though, only a two-holer.

By Sterling on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 01:52 pm:  Edit

I caught Camillie on her first day. It was a great session, but it may have been because she was trying hard to please on her first day. It was a funny session due to her inexperience. She couldn't even find the cabine's. She led me into the girls dressing room, then the men's showers before I finally steered her through the right door.

But as BwanaDik said, she's only a two-holer. Unfortunately, I think I was the guy that she disovered that with. I asked about anal in the bar, she said sure. Then, in the session it became apparant that she bit off more than she could screw. To here credit, she tried hard and never said "no more". Finally after a few minutes of trying, I had mercy on her and let her off the hook.

Sterling

By Sbronx77 on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 05:17 pm:  Edit

Athos: Looking forward to reading your upcoming trip report. Your reports are ALWAYS enlightening!!! When will it be ready?

By Athos on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 08:23 pm:  Edit

SBronx
I have not started...still recovering from Kamille session.

By Sbronx77 on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 09:58 pm:  Edit

By Zeus_trafalgar on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 10:10 am:  Edit

I took Kamille (Camilli?) to my apartment in September; not the wildest time ever. I note however that the hour was late and we never quite clicked. I wouldn't call her a bitch - she made real efforts to speak English and be friendly; called when she said she would the next day, etc. I think a guy just has to capture her attention (Hahaha) My trip report will have more details. She is utterly beautiful though, and there is a lot to be said for catching the right vibe. When did she start t L'uomo - maybe I got her before she was well indoctrinated into 'the program'?

By Sterling on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 02:09 pm:  Edit

She started at the end of May. My last day in Rio was her first day in L'uomo. I was on my way to the airport and made a final stop at L'uomo. I was eyeing her when my buddy pointed to her and said "Well, are you gonna get your Vanessa Williams on or what". Seconds later we were on our way to a cabine.

Sterling

By Aldaron on Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 06:10 am:  Edit

Friday night wasn´t bad at all. Several on my hit list weren´t there though. Met Bianca. She did a great show, but I left without sessioning. I told her Sunday.

The crush of horny fuckers hasn´t hit this place yet. The real test is today and tomorrow though. Sunday is their anniversary day, so I am expecting this place to be packed.

By Aldaron on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 05:47 am:  Edit

For those of you that can't be here, here's your update.

Yesterday was one of L's anniverary party days. All of the girls were dressed in their "uniforms". I've never been here during one of these. At times it was crowded, but not as much as I expected on a Sunday. The girl selection was very good as most were there, although no Bianca or Camillie.

By Catocony on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 10:37 am:  Edit

I did a cute girl last night with a nice set of 36-Cs on her. Facially, kind of looked like Shannon Doherty, her name is Nicole. She is not to be missed - I give her a solid 3.75 on the finger scale. Loves to look at herself in the mirror while fucking and, while nowhere near Bia's volume level, is a real singer while in action. Gives a great BJ and really gets the Samba-Sexo action going while on top.

By Catocony on Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 06:25 am:  Edit

Here are a couple of pics of my new Luomo fav:

Photos: Fave - Termas L'uomo 01 02

By Tight_fit on Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 08:16 pm:  Edit

Catocony, I gave the second shot a 7 but it should have been 7.5 or more. She has an awesome body and a pretty face to boot.

By Catocony on Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 08:41 pm:  Edit

Tight fit, here's another one:

Photo: Fave - Termas L'uomo 03

By dfenderone7 on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 06:52 am:  Edit

Went to Lúomo last night with a friend and SFhombre. SFhombre said that Bia is back but did not see her. Was also surprised to see Ingrid back working again (used to be GCL's favorite awhile back). There were at least 25 girls working and I saw alot of new faces but didn't see anyone that really impress me to have a session.

By Gcl on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 07:02 am:  Edit

Awwww....Ingridi. I never got tired of banging her. So I have therefore stopped doing so. I dont want to get tired of her. However... many months ago I saw Ingrid at the beach, and was turned on all afternoon as a result. So I called one of my free booty-calls and met at a nearby love motel. Inside the love motel I turned on the porn channel, and there was none other than.... INGRID taking full on anal. (She later told me this was her one and only film). It was one of those anal scenes where the guy pulls out of the "gaping" rectum. So at this point, I have even seen her innards...(and they too were pretty).

By Sterling on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 07:14 am:  Edit

GCL,

"It was one of those anal scenes where the guy pulls out of the "gaping" rectum. So at this point, I have even seen her innards"

Geez, rarely do I get a visual like that before breakfast. Actually aren't "innards" what you Southern boys have for breakfast?

Sterling

By Gcl on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 08:16 am:  Edit

Sterling, if your gonna hang with the bigboys you have to be ready to discuss everything...even before breakfast. If your queazy, dont EVER ask MitchC to describe various ...ah hem.. "accidents" he has endured.

BTW Sterling...you dont call, you dont write. And did I meet LAGuy the other day when I saw you? I am an admirer of his work.

By Sterling on Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 06:50 am:  Edit

GCL,

I've also experienced "blow back". In fact, I have photos to prove it. We should share them over a meal of chocolate pudding and sausages.

As for LAGuy, No he wasn't at the table the other day. I told him that you two have got to meet since you both love the Centro R1 per minutes places. Our last day is Monday. Are you free for lunch? We could meet in Centro, grab a bite and let you two swap some stories.

Sterling

By Gcl on Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 10:16 am:  Edit

Sterling, I would be happy to meet you guys for lunch, I guess I could learn a few things from LAGuy. Personally I have never tried one of those 1R$ places, I am sure he has some stories to tell. Give me a call, I work till noon I think, but am free after.

By dfenderone7 on Friday, January 23, 2004 - 09:44 am:  Edit

Finally saw Bia with her new hairdoo. Sorry Cortogringo but I did not think much of her punk rock spikes hairstyle. I couldn't help but chuckled when I saw her.

GCL...it was good seeing you again.

I thought the selection at L'uomo was still average at best.

By soccer on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 - 01:18 pm:  Edit

Are Tatiana, Isabella, Marina or Larisa still around?

By Pervnpat on Sunday, March 07, 2004 - 07:21 pm:  Edit

I don't think Isabella is working there anymore. Too bad... Can't say about the others cuz I'm in f$ckin NYC.

I really only went to L'uomo for the free feijoada anyways. shyeah...

By Sweetmesquite on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 07:45 am:  Edit

luomo is at alltime low. went thur,fri , sat--sucked. was going yesterday and gcl called and said go to mc and to save admission as worst he ever saw it

By Catocony on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 12:19 pm:  Edit

Sweet,

Have things improved at 65 this week? Being Monday afternoon at 5:15 Rio time, I assume you're there now

My plane lands in 64.5 hours.

By soccer on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 02:09 pm:  Edit

All-time low? Bia is MIA too?

By Ablissman on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 05:41 pm:  Edit

Sweetmequite,
Luomo on its worst day in history would look simply GREAT to me right now. Damn...it has been 6 weeks and OH SHIT!!!! I cannot return until April, dammittohellawwwshit! Keep the ladies in practice and tell them at Luomo I will be there as soon as I can!

Cato?
YOU MAKE ME SICK! Don't you know how painful it is to hear that you are practically THERE and it is OVER a MONTH before I can be there?

OK...my rant is over...have fun and tell the ladies all about me....no, better yet...make up some good stuff!

By Downandup on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 05:58 pm:  Edit

I'm surprised it's so bad already. It was good November and better in January. So in slightly less than 2 months it has gone downhill?

Geesh, just as well my Namorada would never allow me to return there.

By Cortogringo on Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 08:14 am:  Edit

Hemp,
I am sorry, bad timing.
CG

By dfenderone7 on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 11:29 pm:  Edit

I have to somewhat agree with Sweetmesquite that L'uomo quality was not as good as before. About 3 girls have left and gone to work at Solarium.

Saw Larisa and she had taken off her braces. Also saw Bia still with her weird haircut. Saw about 3 new blondes working there but nothing spectacular.