dino--you scare me as if you are either jaded or the well has dried up finally...

Bia's latest hair style is an updated version of the Olivia Newton-John "Let's Get Physical" style, circa 1981. Scary almost.

One of these days, I will finally get around to sessioning with her.

Layne...I may be becoming just a little jaded..who knows. But check this out, my wingman (you know who he is), well I dragged him around from Termas to Termas...from 4X4 to MC, to 65 and to L'uomo and he managed to only find one girl to session with at L'uomo. And that was just a last minute desperation since he has not done one in a Terma. As for me I even was considering sessioning with Bia

sorry to hear about your jadedness...you sounded like me on my last trip a little...bia might not look like she used to but I have a feeling she can still rock your world as always....I am a bit surprised wingman didnt hit our fav spinner at 4x4.. if not for the enjoyment of her then for the fun backlash from it...

arghhh

Layne....funny you should mentioned about "fav spinner" because that was who wingman was talking to..trying to explain what had happened or gone wrong.

BTW, it was also fav spinner's birthday and wingman was trying to get me to buy her a champagne bottle and a session with her. I looked at him and said, "why me", "you do it". Besides, she's DG's ex.

Dino

In honor of Fernanda's birthday, the next time I jerk off I will use some pics of her for the visual aid.

Cat
How could you? You have no shame.

Photo: 2003 Wifey

DG -- Is she winking at you in the photo??

MP3 player with speakers placed firmly on the bedside table.

And a big bottle of oil/lotion/lube.

If you must know, that's a bottle of aloe lotion. I've been 'applying' it to the package daily for years now. It keeps my unit looking younger, and my nutsack has hardly any wrinkles.

DG, so, basically, you Turtle Wax your nads every day?

Might want to occasionally clean that infamous chair that you sit naked in.

Tell me Deeg, do you apply the aloe VIGOROUSLY to your schlong, maybe while you are in the shower? Just a wild guess...

Then too, I suppose I could try Mitch's skincare methods. Tell us Mitch, exactly HOW do you apply that mudpack?

I think I've just successfully completed trip #4-5 in a row without an episode of blow-back actually. We'll keep our fingers crossed. Curiously, It has never happened in SP, only Rio and BH. At least in BH, it was in a nice clean environment.

So what is the appropriate reaction when you're cornholing your favorite garota and she shits on your dick?

Do you bring up the subject? "Excuse me, but do you have a Handi-Wipe on you?" Do you ignore it and just finish driving it home? It's a tough spot to be in, I'm sure.

I don't usually go for the rear door, but I can't imagine what my reaction would be if I was nailing a girl and she had a Code Brown on me. Literally!

Uh... as long as we are being thoroughly gross, I usually do a "dipstick" test on my intended target. Opening them up with one finger then two is a good idea to get them warmed up anyhow. If, in the course of my "prestedigitation," I fell any "mud" then I back the hell out and leave backdoor fun for another night. And vigorously wipe my finger on a corner of the sheets, hey I'm a guy, therefore a pig. If that all grosses you out too much, then you shouldn't be cornholing in the first place...

BS

Badseed, perhaps you should give the garota the Dirty Sanchez the next time you do that.

I'm almost afraid to ask, Cat, but what's a "Dirty Sanchez". Is it like a "Hot Karl" (where she stops taking it up the arse and switches to oral without hesitation)??

A Dirty Sanchez is when you finger her ass, come up with a little brown and rub it under her nose, making a little brown mustache, kind of like what a Mexican might have.

I wonder if any of these garotas would be up for a Donkey Punch? And I have always wanted a Blumpkin ala I_Am_Sancho and one of his famous Philippines pics.

Before any of you ask, check out:

http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/Glossary.html

It's got TONS of definitions.

Badseed, remember not to bite your nails afterwards....

I actually drank enough 'caprizinha' (did I spell that right?) last night that upon returning to the cama, the south road was on my map. She passed the sixpack test during doggie with style, butt then 'detoured' me by rolling over when I knocked on the back door with my cane.

I rarely even care to venture south, but is there any suggestions on how to get her to want to? I mean, BESIDES paying extra?

PS
I MAY have forgotten to wash that thumb afterwards, however, I did manage to wipe it very clean on her pony tail.
In honor of their famous duo, I'll call that the "Thummy and Share" show.

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I'm speechless....

Wiping it on her hair is kind of drastic, I prefer, well, you know how sometimes the girl, after you've had your finger deep inside her, will grab your finger and start sucking it like it's your cock?...

If you guys can get off your fecal matter topic long enough, this is more Luomo related. It looks like a former L legend is retired for good. Lohani is off to Portugal to marry. Packed up, sold her cell phone and left for good a couple of weeks ago. I wish her well. (even though she hates me)

Damn, I wonder why??

You wonder why she left or why she hates Aldaron? Perhaps she left because she hates Aldaron because...well, I won't go there.

In Memorium

A carioca marrying a Portuga? She'll be back....

BS

And so will he! She's gone through a pile of guys just over the past six months.

I think her Swedish guy is on the board, so it would be interesting to get his opinion on the nuptuals.

Seems to me that Portugal is one of the best possible locations for her to end up, being they speak Portuguese.

Actually, being that there is a huge Brasileira sex industry in Portugal, and Euros are much "tastier" than Reais, she may stay over there. She'll be back to "a vida", but not back to Rio...

BS

BS:

I think that you might be able to get a flight to Lisbon cheaper then Rio. Maybe we should start going there.

OH

Lisbon is usually cheaper, but Brazil is more fun. Besides, the big hotspot for Brasileira GP's is Braganca, which is flyspeck of a town on the Spanish border...

BS

test

damn....you boys are really sick...

What's the current lineup at L'uomo's?? Any new faces??

Four new girls as of about 10 days ago, of which two blonds (one short but not a spinner) and the other 21 years and a hardbody, with a fantasy name of Paloma. The other two you would give to your dog for dinner. Little Mayara was about to return to Spain along with another bahiana from L, and generally now the talent's thinner as others have observed.

We hit Luomo yesterday (Sunday) around 630pm. I didnīt see Bia or Shayla working. There must of been 30 guys and around 8 to 9 girls. Maybe 2 were doable. We left after 2 hours. The word is that alot of the girls are going to Europe to make the big bucks.

I am assuming you would have counted Bia in the "doable"catagory? Please explain.

Hey Cueball I believe the Europe thing...my regular at 4X4 leaves for Madrid April 29th..she says the cabines are only for 1/2 hour and the girl makes 50 euro. I said I bet it is a pimp's story and that she'll get locked in some brothel and be forced to fuck all day for a pittance. She says no, she has friends who have done it and she is going with a friend who is going back. She says the house pays the necessary initial bribe for proper documentation.

I believe it. I have talked to a few girls who told me that they have made over 100,000R within 3 months by working in Spain.

Mayara from L'uomo left for Spain last week so I guess there must be others doing the same. I wonder if they will have a job when they come back as the managers of the Termas will have replaced them all.

Isabella and Natasha are on their second tour of duty in Spain this year, right now. Even the twins went to Spain late last year, and they were planning a second tour of duty, but the namorado of one of them proposed marriage, which ended that trip. The twins went with three other termas girls.

The last two times I was in RDJ, it seemed like half of the male population of Spain and Italy was in town.

Luomo gets my vote for best terma this trip..they have 2 new blondes in here that are pretty damn good...one being so damn good GCL is rumored to have done her..and we all know he doesnt do blondes..her name is luanna..guys she is hot..solid 9 face and body..decent skills and oohhh so tight..the other is possibly the whitest girl in rio..katia used to hail from franks 2 years ago..believe her pic is still on the board somewhere from dood or artist,,,thanks you two for telling me she was back..buttheads...anyway..katia has better skills but luanna is smokin hot...possible wife material if she opens up her heart a bit..

A correction on Maiara. She was out of town last week with family in Espirito Santu, not in Spain. She's back in town this week but is heading off to Spain for 3 months shortly. It makes sense as we are coming up on the low season in Rio while southern Europe is about to explode.

Layne, wait Katia was not very good 2 years ago while at Franks, are you saying she is bbbj these days?