Archive 01

ClubHombre.com: South America: Brazil: Advice/Questions/Commentary: Controversial Garota Ratings: Archive 01
By Basilio on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 05:32 am:  Edit

I have looked through every Rio Photo on this site (sorted by score) and I have found something very alarming:

A lot of you guys don't know what SEXY is.
Where I'm from a girl with big hips, thick legs, and huge ass is HOT. The more disporpotioned the waist to hip ratio the better. Yeah I know to each his own and blah blah blah but if a girl's hot then she's hot. If your going to be subjective then don't vote, some of the best looking girls I've seen where rated low and they were sexy as hell but recieved 5 6 and 7's yet the Brazilian Olsen twin Taiza is up and down the first few pages of photo's(sorted by score).
70% of the high rated girls are thin and ain't good looking at all. I love thin Brazilian girls too (Adriana Lima and Anna Beatriz Barros are incredibly gorgeous and my favorite Photo is Mirror Mirror WOW!) but if I see a girl I don't like I simply don't vote, so if you aren't into Bubble Booties do the same!

By Phoenixguy on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 07:51 am:  Edit

>>>If your going to be subjective then don't vote

Every rating is subjective - so you're essentially saying no one should ever vote. What you find hot is obviously different from what I find hot, which will be different from the next guy, and the next, and...

I believe what you've discovered is that the majority of guys have a different idea of what's "hot" than you do - so the ratings don't match your subjective opinions. That's neither good nor bad, it's just the way the world is. Seldom will a sizeable group of people agree completely on anything.

By Xenono on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 01:42 pm:  Edit

The ratings of photos here have long been a point of discussion and contention for many people.

I would take them for what they are, just something to have fun with.

For me personally, one of my best photos is Sasha 01

She was hot in person and looks hot in the photo, but it only scored a 7.4 and is not even one of the highest rated Argentina photos. Take another picture that scored .3 higher because it shows more skin and more of her legs. Sasha 03

One thing raters often take into account as well is composition of the photos. They rate the photo itself and not the chick. So low light pictures or badly composed photos score badly even if the chick is hot.

Another thing is that nude photos generally score higher, regardless of composition or attractiveness of the lady.

Also consider that the highest rated photo EVER on this site is only an 8.6. So I would add 1.4 to every photo score to get their true ratings.

By Larrydavid on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 03:50 pm:  Edit

I think that Big tits always score high, I personally think the Indy photos ,the jill photos, shayla/raquel, and luomo booty are my personal faves. I only look at photos from latin america ,europe and africa. the asian girls just dont do it for me .

IMO big tits and blondes are rated too high, and black girls too low.

We all have different taste so what can you do , oh yeah alot of the mexican girls arent even fuckable IMO

By Epimetheus on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 04:32 pm:  Edit

LD

I'm with you on the Mexican girls - many are as big as a HOUSE!!

Now I know a few are drawn to those enormous women like a moth to flame, while others are concerned with only certain characteristics (enormous rack/ass, looooOOOOoooong legs, great face). I don't rate a girl HIGHER just because she's from somewhere - I rate each pic on the merits of the pic itself.

Some will let feelings about the photographer affect their voting. It's a shame that some of these guys are willing to be pricks over petty bullshit, but that's life.

Too bad you don't look at the Asian photos. I feel that I've got some GREAT pics from this last year, even though I've not posted those pics yet. Perhaps I'll send you a PM when something a bit more "acceptable" comes across Hombre's plate...

E

By Basilio on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 04:39 pm:  Edit

Sexy is Sexy regardless of what your into. If I wasn't into blondes I could still look at one and say man she's hot but not my type. When I first took going To Brazil seriously and hooked up with this site I actually thought to myself that "maybe this place is a little overated" until I looked through all the photo's. A lot of you guys are worse than the BCS. BTW I'm not going to judge the lighting of a photo I'm going to judge the light glimmering off some girls ass!

By Epimetheus on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 05:24 pm:  Edit

"Sexy is Sexy regardless of what your into."

Short answer: Bullshit

Long answer: "Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest."

Scores on this board lead me to believe that what I find not sexy is what most are attracted to.

I look at many of the pics from Brazil and wonder what all the hubbub is about. They have plastic tits, an ass that can be used as a floatation device and skanky blonde hair. For some, this is a big neon sign that's SCREAMING fuck me. Personally, I look at a girl with dark skin, small titties, asian features and a flat ass and find love.

It's all PoV. Don't try to explain it or fight it, just accept that you vary significantly from the "average". Hell, look at it this way - fewer guys competing for the women you think are sexy!!

E

By Basilio on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 05:39 pm:  Edit

Sexy is Sexy regardless of what your into. Bottomline, I could look at the same type of girl E, and if she's hot she's hot. You just described the young girl from the "Fresh Prince" not my style but she's still good looking, nah mean

By Larrydavid on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 06:33 pm:  Edit

I dont think many of the brazileras have implants.

My ideal girl is morena to negra with brown curly hair , firm natural tits , no matter how big or small , brown nipples and a big , high ass , and an innie doesnt hurt either

By FLhobbyer on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 07:48 pm:  Edit

IMO there's NOTHING sexy about a big ass, or worse a disporpotioned sized ass. I'd say that proves that photo ratings are pretty much about opinion, as is what's sexy and isn't sexy.

By Catocony on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 08:45 pm:  Edit

Epi, you poor misguided dude, I've banged probably 40 garotas at this point and I think two had breast implants. It's not that common down there.

By Epimetheus on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 11:48 pm:  Edit

Cat/LD

I hereby retract the "plastic tits" remark - mea culpa.

Bas

"Sexy is Sexy regardless of what your into."

Sorry, gotta agree to disagree on this point. I've barhopped with a number of gents that are just blown away that a woman "that pretty" exists on the planet and I think she looks like a dog's ass. It's all PoV. Yes, there are some generic features that would be described as universally appealing. However, there are girls that I think are BEAUTIFUL and Blazers would label her a "primate". "I know it when I see it." These are famous words that apply here. One man's sexy dream is another man's nightmare.

The pics on this site do not do justice to ANY of the women photographed - would you agree? Because I've looked at a number of the women with 7+ ratings from Latin America and I'm not impressed. I do not find many of the Latin women photographed here to be very attractive.

Now this does NOT mean that I find Latin women unattractive. Quite the contrary, there are some BREATHTAKING women in Central and South America. However, when I'm faced with a Latina vs. Asian option I find the Asian to be more attractive. It's just a preference.

E

By Basilio on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:52 am:  Edit

Sexy is Sexy no matter what your into. Bottomline!
fLhobbyer you don't find JLo and Beyonce asses sexy?

By FLhobbyer on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 07:51 am:  Edit

No, certainly not... since you ask.

IMO JLo has a FAT, ugly ass. Any ass I couldn't handle with too hands is just way to big for my tastes. On top of that, having seen her up close in person, I don't think she's attractive at all. She's a dumpy, stubby, chubby short girl that I wouldn't even hit on at a party. I agree in print/videos/movies she's made up and can look pretty at a glance, but that ass is just too large for my tastes, not sexy at all. Now, I do admit she has a sexy quality, something in her look/eyes maybe - but that's off topic here.

Beyonce is not my type either, her ass is just too big. But I can admit objectively that she's sexy, on look only (her religous, virtous personality kills any image for me).

Obviously we dissagree, but that's the point, that these are opinions and thus subjective.

But, it should be noted (and has been here a few times), that even a subjective opinion (redundant) can be 'statitically rationalized' when collected as a pool. Thus, when one sees a photo ranking with 40 or 50 votes, and one completely dissagrees with it - one needs to chalk it up to having an opion off of the norm (mean/median), or loosely defined 'wrong' (meaning assigning right/wrong to a subjective mark).

By Sandman on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 07:51 am:  Edit

One mans 6 is another mans 10 and after photographing hundreds of girls over the years I can honestly say there is no rhyme or reason to varying taste. It is what it is in the eye of the individual. For many, my taste would not even turn their heads nor theirs mine. I personally think that is great cause there is more to go around and the old saying holds true; "There is someone for everybody"

Now, back to some "in the flesh" investigation!

Sandman-

By Epimetheus on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 10:15 am:  Edit

Bas

Looks like "sexy is sexy no matter what your into" does NOT work for everybody. So sorry to disappoint.

I've partied with friends that have been GOOGLY over a girl that I thought was unsavory at best. Just look at some of Porker's pics or MasterBates and it's obvious that not everyone thinks alike.

FL

Adherence to the mean/mode/median is not my strong suit.

Sandman

I too appreciate women that do not necessarily turn the heads of others. I've got a LOT of pics of girls that are, to my eye, sexy. I've shown these pics to friends and received a ho hum response.

E

By Catocony on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 11:31 am:  Edit

Beyonce from the stomach up is great, her massively thick legs and ass are horrible. She better keep up on her exercise plan because by the time she's 30, if she doesn't she'll be cottage cheese city.

J Lo isn't nearly as good looking as half the girls you see eating lunch outside in Hato Rey or walking around Condado or even Ponce. I've been all around Puerto Rico and of the girls I've seen she would be in the 80th percentile there at best. 80th percentile isn't bad but she's not the drop dead gorgeous type, and there are plenty of those in PR.

In Rio of course, Beyonce would rank a 5 and JLo maybe a 6.5 or a 7 on a good day.

By Larrydavid on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 12:08 pm:  Edit

I agree, with sandman I like when an ass is big while looking fom the side not the back, Beyonces legs are huge. And if you see the puerto rican girls in the bronx ,jlo is average at best

By Basilio on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 02:08 pm:  Edit

Sexy is Sexy regardless of what your into.
I'm not talking about a person's individual taste I mean a Sexy girl is a Sexy girl.

I don't like skinny girls, but Rebecca Romijn is sexy.

I'm not into big breast, but Dolly Parton's are sexy.

I don't girls with no ass, but Jenny Finch(Olympic softball pitcher) is sexy.

See my point, even FLhobbyer agreed that while not into big booty found JLO and Beyonce sexy, to be honest I don't really like them either but their bodies are incredible.

By SF_Hombre on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 03:14 pm:  Edit

Right. So large as to be incredible.

By Catocony on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

I'll be the one to say it - white guys and black guys are pretty different in what they see as sexy. Easy as that.

By Larrydavid on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:04 pm:  Edit

A least we can all agree pussies are sexy

By SF_Hombre on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:44 pm:  Edit

Got that right! No matter what size.

By Catocony on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:01 pm:  Edit

SF, you're just glad when the ones you pick up have pussies!

Have the nightmares stopped yet?

By Epimetheus on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:03 pm:  Edit

SF_H

Size does make a difference. I don't wanna fuck some girl with a pussy so big I gotta strap a board to my ass so I don't fall in!! Frankly, fucking a girl with a big box is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway and I'll trade that one in for a snug fit...

E

By Basilio on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 05:41 pm:  Edit

Thanks Catacony. White guys don't like booty, but why?

By Catocony on Friday, October 08, 2004 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

Difference in taste.

By SF_Hombre on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 04:21 am:  Edit

I'm not sure about that. Cat, do all booties taste different??

By Basilio on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 05:53 am:  Edit

I know what it is but don't have the BALLS(clue) to say it

By Sandman on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 06:39 am:  Edit

Aw comeon guys. Has anyone ever seen a "pretty" pussy? (SF-no response required)

By Catocony on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 06:42 am:  Edit

SF, I'm not into giving BNs so I can't really attest to that. However, as far as women go, I do have a maximum size limit that I try not to go over that often (please reference Sweet's conversation on comparing garotas to menu items, in that sometimes you do order up the chicken-fried steak with gravy and cheese fries and let the cholesterol be damned) and girls with thick legs and overly thick asses tend to be over that limit.

By Bewildered on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 03:09 pm:  Edit

Sandman

Photo: 2004 MultiOrgasmic

Maybe it's just me, but my favorita has the prettiest axe wound I've ever seen. She's an

By Sandman on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 04:48 pm:  Edit

As far as camel toes go it is a pretty one by god but geeze, would you be seen wearing it in public?

Here are a few more I liked but I'll be damned if I would call any of them pretty.

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By Sandman on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 04:54 pm:  Edit

As far as camel toes go it is a pretty one by god but geeze, would you be seen wearing it in public?

Here are a few more I liked but I'll be damned if I would call any of them pretty.

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By Sandman on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 04:56 pm:  Edit

didn't mean to do that twice. I'll try again later. PC hiccupped

By Mello89 on Sunday, October 10, 2004 - 06:25 pm:  Edit

Basilio,
Please, say what's on your mind.

By Basilio on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 03:03 am:  Edit

The only reason I can fathom someone not finding a juicy Beyonce/JLO type ass sexy is if you have a small penis.

Take the nicest ass you ever seen and multiply it by 5, what's not hot about that? Might want to address your selfconfidence.

By FLhobbyer on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 07:11 am:  Edit

I find JLo's ass ugly!... she'd have me soft in minutes... not sexy at all but to me ugly in a disproportional way. I said that yes, in magazines/videos they can make her look sexy (and hide the ass just enough), but that's the gimmick of video. She is IMO not sexy, but rather a dumpy little Rican IMO, with an ass that I would call just too big, universally un-sexy.

By Badseed on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 09:06 am:  Edit

Huh, and I always thought that J.Lo has a small-to-average ass. Guess I'm just spoiled by brasileiras...

BS

By Larrydavid on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 09:46 am:  Edit

I dont really like wide asses either just thick ones

By Basilio on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 11:21 am:  Edit

There's No such thing as an ass that's to big, as long as the shape is right, their are only small men who try to convince themselves that that's not sexy. The secure aren't buying it.

Big up Badseed

By Laguy on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 11:25 am:  Edit

Where has GCL been lately?

By Hemp on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 11:45 am:  Edit

Laguy - good question??

By Catocony on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 12:09 pm:  Edit

Some of Basilios lovelies:

Admin: Photos removed. Please do not post copyrighted photos on ClubHombre. Please feel free to link to them though...

By Larrydavid on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 12:13 pm:  Edit

I agree about the shape being important, and Im sorry but wide asses, or wide hips rather arent sexy IMO,

By Laguy on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 03:19 pm:  Edit

News Flash: It has been brought to my attention Basilio is Bammer's kissin' cousin, who is doing a recon in Rio in advance of Bammer's planned trip there. Don't encourage him or the next thing you know Rio will be overrun by expats from Alabama, a truly dreadful prospect.

By Safado69 on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 04:13 pm:  Edit

That big ass at the bottom of the threesome above is actually Basilio.

By Larrydavid on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 04:47 pm:  Edit

I hope Im not labeled a racist after this post actually I dont care really but the disclaimer is required in these politically correct times and actions always speak louder than words.

Maybe Basilio is wrong and while the average black dick may be larger than the average white dick , thats another discussion, did it ever cross your mind basilio ,when you imply white guys cant reach the honey pot ,on the well endowed ladies ,that it would be equally rediculous to state that black guys will pretty much fuck anything?

How else would the 300 pounders who arent residing in a red state gonna get laid?

By Laguy on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 04:59 pm:  Edit

Is it really good board etiquette to post pictures that make hombres on this website nauseous? Do we really want a heave-a-thon? I know we have been down this road before with some of MasterBates beauts, but isn't enough enough? I rest my case.

By Catocony on Monday, October 11, 2004 - 05:18 pm:  Edit

LAGuy,

I was just helping out, everyone knows that big and thick is Sexy, right?


(Message edited by catocony on October 11, 2004)