Club Bahamas has rooms for session on premise.

I heard rumors this is 10 floors with hundreds of rooms and 500 girls at a time
it qualifies bona fide as the ultimate sexual palace..
Would somebody be kind enough to check it out?

I have been there and was not impressed. Picture yourself walking on to a used car lot, and being surrounded by vultures trying to sell you a car. That is the feeling I got here.

Within 10 minutes, about 30 girls all pounced on me wanting to go upstairs, all with two girls. Nobody wanted to leave with you, just put your money in the machine, take your candy, and leave, or come back for more.

I was looking for personal company that night, not a vending machine, so maybe that is why I was a bit turned off by this.

Other people like it, so maybe it's personal preference. Lots of pretty girls, so not all is lost just by a visit.

Moondog

Bahamas is located also in Moema, Rua Dos Chanes, 571, closed on Sunday.
Outside of Moondog, it is getting great reviews, with rooms available on site. Surrounding neighborhoods: Indianopolis, Moema, Jardim Novo Cidade Moncoes, Campo Belo, Vila Congonhas (that's close to local airport).

I went here a couple of days ago. The garotas were pretty aggressive. The cost in the end is pretty high to but this is because you end up paying 197R to the house for cover, 2 beers, a juice and the room/suite. This includes a sauna area. There are two bars and two floors of suites. Suites are pretty basic. Queen size bed, bath room. Air conditioning and piped in music.

The line up at 6PM was attractive but not Cafe Foto caliber. But a good selection of 6 and ups. No 10s but solid 8s. Ages seemed to be late 20s and under only. 50% had belly button piercings and some form of Tatoo. So you can guess the age range.

1 hour of full sex was 150R, again on top of the house charge. She offered to meet me another day at my hotel. Same rate which would save me the room, cover and taxi. (She didn't say anything but I'm sure she would have wanted the taxi fare also.) Declined because I wanted to make several other stops during the week.

Looks like Bahamas is day action as well.
Mon to Fri, from 12h to 4h, Sat from 14h to 3h.

We didn't get a good sense of it as we stopped by at 3:30am. The madam was really nice to inform us that the place would be closed at 4am and wasn't trying to fool us into paying that 197R cover. I glanced through and there were 10+ girls sitting around on the couches. The set up seemed to be better than at the Cafe Romanza. Definitely worth a visit on my next trip.

Again, the thing a about Sao Paulo is that it's so huge. If you do bar hopping, it takes anywhere from 15-25min to go from one place to another. Three or four hops take over an hour out of your pleasuring time.

From Athos' Trip Report Sampa 101: Guide to Sao Paulo for Dummies

Bahamas Club - Rua Dos Chanes, 571 - http://www.cyberbahamas.com.br/
This American Bar is a tourist trap and for well off businessmen.
The entrance cover is 97R and does not include any drinks or food so you will have to add any consumption. I had dinner there and the food was way too salty. The room is 69R. The garotas will start their quote at 400R but you can get laid for 200R.
The place is well lit and looks expensively decorated but unlike Bomboa, which has a party atmosphere, Bahamas is very cold. They have a cyber chat where girls take turn showing their boobs on the WEB.
The selection is good at Bahamas, some lookers but also some average looking ones. I'd say the selection ranges from 5 to 9, many 8's. Unfortunately most garotas are hardcore looking.
I tried Luiza with success and Angelica with mixed success. Expect DFK and CBJ but uninspired attitude. Expect also negotiation to go back and forth.
What was the scariest is half the garotas spoke very good English.
As you might guess, I did not like Bahamas Club despite nice selection.

Athos rating: Bahamas Club scores a 4.5

I also stopped inside American Bar Coniff by mistake and it was catering to locals. I thought selection was very average 4 to 6.5 but garotas attitude seemed very good so maybe Bahamas is the exception.

Athos rating: Coniff scores a 6.0

Bahamas sucks. Filled with hard core girls, and the sex I did have here was REALLY BAD. Maybe the worst I've ever had, non pro or pro, included.

#1 filled with hard core putas

#2 many ugly old ones that you would have to pay me to fuck

#3 no service or personal attention whatsoever

#4 total tourist / gringo stomping ground

i could go on. big thumbs down.

I had mixed feelings on Bahamas. I was totally stoked when we first got there, I was practically drooling over this blond. When I saw her close up, she was a bit older, but still hot and seemed like a great attitude, then she quoted the price which I thought was too high so I passed for the time being but did her later when she brought the price down a bit. The session was decent, but only half-inspired.

Athos and I sat with a couple of other girls that we liked. Athos didn't get good vibes so he sent his away. Her friend was only giving me moderate vibes but I still might have taken her, but she thought we were dismissing both of them so she left too. She looked pissed at me the rest of the night. I didn't see anyone else talk to her. I was suprised because I thought she was hot, but she did look like she had an attitude, especially after she left our table.

A couple other girls caught my eye, but they seemed to have attitudes, too.

I finally ended up doing a threesome with a blond with a huge chest and her older friend for the price of one. It was a joke of a threesome with them obviously faking being into each other. I got annoyed because they had convinced me they were into each other before the session, so I just stopped and decided to call the session quits. The older one went to shower, and the cute girl and I started at it again and she ended up saving the session.

I'll go again, but I agree with the others about watching out for the pros.

The girl d'Artagnan mentioned, I saw her at the terrace in front of Help last month. She did not stand out in regular clothes. I hated Bahamas Club and would never return. One cute girl from Bahamas just started at Bomboa last month, I was really shocked, on her first day she was batting 0 program by midnight. I would have gone with her but as soon as she mentioned Bahamas, deal was nixed.

Bahamas sucks. Owned by Penthouse Brazil owner, and he makes a lot of money. But you can tell it is the "factory" of boates. Pay money, insert penis, go go go, and move on. Forget that.

I wish there was a way to punish crappy boates so they improve girls and service, but too many clueless businessmen still go to these places based on recommendation of taxi drivers / advertisement.

so they continue to exist, and continue to rip off mongers.

From 2003/07 Onewolf - São Paulo Trip Report

Bahamas – I had high expectations from the reviews I had read about this club. Again, it was a R$20-25 cab ride from the midtown area. Entrance fee was R$90 and the girls usually want R$200 for an hour session, rooms for another R$50 (??? Or 100, sorry, I don’t remember) . I didn’t have a chance to go to a cambio that afternoon, so I had mostly dollars. I didn’t want to use my credit card, but the front desk person said that they would exchange at R$2.00 per dollar, what a big ripoff. This unfriendly exchange rate put me in an unhappy mood before I even entered this club. Inside, there is a long bar, a decent amount of seating, a pool table, and a small dance area. Downstairs are lockers, bathrooms, showers and private rooms. There were 50 or 60 girls that night, and about the same number of guys. What a disappointment unless you like girls with lots of big ugly tattoos and/or overweight girls with hard looking faces. The quality of street girls on Av Atlantica in Rio is a definite step up from these girls, plus you don’t have to spend a lot for a taxi and entrance fee. There were only a couple of girls who made it up to a low 7, most were 6’s, and there was a high percentage, about a fifth that were 5’s or less. Needless to say, I left without any action after about an hour. I won’t be back to this club unless a Sao Paulo expert tells me they got rid of all the old girls and imported the best girls from Café Photo.

I agree with Moondog. I went there because my customers wanted to go, so I've been there many times. Of the 30+ sessions, all (with the exception of one) were so-so and not worth the money. The one expection was worth the money of all the other combined plus more ;->

I had great sessions there last week, but the number of girls was still pretty low most days. The girls quote prices which are out of range also. However, I had great sessions there. Beer is expensive.

I was here on a Saturday midnight in early March. What a disappointment. No 9s or 10s. Some 8s. Certainly tried to overcharge me for drinks on the way out. Most of the girls did not want to leave the club, prefering the back rooms. Finally found a friendly 6 who wanted way too much R$600, got her down to R$400, but she did stay all night and would have stayed longer. Still, in the morning, it was disappointing to look at her, even if she was friendly as hell, a real GFE.

I would like to formally be on the record as discouraging all human beings from ever stepping foot in this club. if it´s on the expense account, fine. otherwise, you will be wasting your time and money.

Mitchc,

Bahamas used to be very nice one but all feedback and recent data points confirm your exprience. It's shame that such nice facility is being wasted.

I had a good experience here. In fact I really enjoyed my time here. I first was going to go to Bomboa at about 5pm however when we got there it was closed because of the independence day the cab driver suggested Bahamas. I did not want to go because what was posted but I said okay I can always leave. When I arrived there was about 10 guys and 10 girls. I ate and observed for the first hour the meal was 25R and the beers were 15R. Non-alcohol was much cheaper. When I first got there a blond who spoke english sat with me for a while around a 7 and she was nice explained how the bar works as I told her it was my first time there. i.e. pay the bar for the room 50R negotiate with the girl. She asked me what type of girl do I like I told her morenas or mulattas. At the time there was only one there so she just told me to relax that more would be showing up shortly. She told me if I had anymore questions to just ask her and she left me alone. I finished my meal and started looking for dessert. I was here for about 1.5 hours at this time and yes over that time another 10 girls had shown up. The hottest morena there was just snagged by another but this tall and thick girl started giving me the eyes and she came and sat down. We chatted for awhile she commented to me that she was told that I could not speak portuguese so when she found out I could to some degree she was suprised. (I think the first girl that talked to me gave the lowdown on myself to all the girls there as later another told me she wanted to session with me but I do not like blonds.) It turned out that she was mulatta she said she is white but her brother is all black. She was from Salvador small boobies but very muscular. In the room I asked her if she was an athlete and she said she played female football for Flamengo as most of her family lives in Rio now. Her first quote was 350R. My reply was "350R Nao gosta de mim?" She got quite a kick out of my reply and countered with 300R and she kept laughing and repeating my reply. So I think this might be a good ice breaking line for the negotiating period keeps some humor in it. We went up to the room and guess what she likes rough sex we were throwing each other around the room slapping each other. She got so hot when she realized she could slap me and I would slap her and pull her hair and bite her. The sloppiest blowjob I have ever had but to the root. Almost pulled my tongue out of mouth when she was sucking on it infact the skin underneath the tounge ripped in my mouth. Really good sex with her talking nasty portuguese the whole time. (isn't that the best) When we finished she asked if she could come back to my hotel. I told her no then she said can I sit with you until you leave. It turned out she was 36 years old never would of guessed. A real sweetheart and a classy woman we talked for about an hour after the session. I asked for her email and number because I will definitely see her when I back in the next couple of months. Sonja is her name. I had a girlfriend in Rio who was from Salvador and she liked rough sex too it got her so hot. This was the first girl in Sao Paulo who liked her ass slapped hard. Maybe Salvador girls like rough sex.

Is it possible to see her without getting the skin on your tongue ripped? I'm not into tongue rippings.

I think so but you might want to ask to make sure. I'm not into tongue rippings either and it still hurts 3 days after. When it happened I tried not to let it affect me but it fucking hurt and I told her too. She was incredibly muscular all over. She says she is at Bahamas quite a bit. Works in Rio sometimes too.

I was here for the first time in November and can't say I had a good time. Like Irv1gf, I left the hotel around 5pm with the intention of going to Bomboa but my cab driver suggested that Bahamas would be better on that particular night -- could have been the same guy!

When I got there, I thought it was going to be a calm night because there were very few guys and only about 15-20 girls. After a couple of drinks, I started chatting with a cute, dark haired European looking girl named Carol. After a while (and foolishly before negotiating) we headed upstairs. Sex was very good and we tried multiple positions. However, after showering I was hit with her "charge" -- R$400 in cash on the spot. I had (again foolishly) assumed that, like Centaurus, you could do your business upstairs and pay one big bill downstairs. WRONG! I was so surprised and disgusted that I just paid out the cash and stormed downstairs.

However, I managed to salvage the evening. The waitstaff was absolutely great so in addition to giving me the opportunity to practice my portuguese, they set me up with this very pretty young girl from Porto Alegre, Daniela. Cute European face with large and firm natural tits. We chatted for about ten minutes, headed to an outdoor bar in Itaim then back to the hotel for a bath and some boom-boom. Sex wasn't great and BBBJ was short and cautious because she did have braces but I would repeat.

With so many other places to try in Sampa, I will probably not be going back anytime soon.

Heard this place got raided and shut down a few months back. Any word on this? Are they back open?

Yes they are back open. I have been here twice. Its just too expensive and the women are a bit cold for my liking. I think Kilt, Bomboa, Connection, Mill. Cafe, are by far better places...

Wow, this place was just fantastic last Thursday night. There were tons of dudes but the place was just stacked with tail. Might have been one of my best club experiences ever.

Pretty much sucked. Mostly mediocre girls and they were price-fixing at 400r. Did run into a girl that looked like that brunette in Sex and the City but she had a lousy attitude. Left empty.

During my last trip, a group of five of us Rio vets, spent three nights in Sao Paulo. We went to Cafe Millenium, Cafe Foto, Connection, and Bahamas. Bomboa was closed. For me, the best by far was Bahamas. One thing that I have learned about Sao Paulo is the best night to go out is Thursday night. And we went to Bahamas on a Thursday. The worst, IMO, was Cafe Foto.

I was taken here against my will by a taxi driver, but Bomboa was closed, and it was 8pm and I needed to kill some time before the Nestor area clubs opened. All I can say is WOW, good call! I always thought this place was a clip joint, and maybe it still is, but I was a little wiser this time, and I was floored by the talent level! This is where all the hotties have gone! I would say 40-50 girls that early in the night, ranging from 5-10. Yes, a few model looking 10´s and 9´s. Cover was 121R no drinks included but includes use of the sauna if you are into that. Beers were 15R, mixed drinks 30R. Rooms on premises were 99R. My visit started out rocky as I was deluged by a not so cute girl that spoke english and would not take no for an answer. I finally shook her the third time I told her to leave my table. (She did have a good line. She wanted to play pool. If I won, it was free. If she won, I had to pay. If she was half cute I would have played her.) I finally found an incredible blonde with a gorgeous face and a killer American style ass and nice fake tits. I knew the night was going to be a long one, as this was going to be my first stop, so after one beer each, I took her up to a room. Her bidding started at 500R and we quickly settled on 300R. She was full of energy, and I was ready to go myself, and, again, she seemed amazed when I did not cum instantly. It seems that if you don~t cum right away, the girls seem to get themselves into it a little more, letting themselves enjoy it. Anyway, we traded positions around the room, but of course she (and I) seemed to enjoy the doggie style pounding the best. All said including shower, I we used the entire hour. It was kind of cute afterwards, as she called me "american superman" and told me that I was a very "proficient" lover. We traded phone numbers and I was on my way..............

(Message edited by mrveen on November 17, 2005)

Oh, one other note, the cab drivers DEFINTELY get a kick back from Bahamas. My cab driver actually got out of the cab and went inside to collect his prize.

Bahamas this week, save yourself R$120 entrance, truly awful, wow unbelievable, many ex bomboa. I was yawning. Many customers. I was not interested in any girl. 5 to 6 range, maybe 2 or 3 interesting ones out of 100+.

I was impressed with the talent in here on Thanksgiving night. I spent the entire night drinking downstairs however. Upstairs was so crowded that you could not move. Talked to some true stunners and stayed for several hours. Asking prices were offensive. Only suggestion is to make more money and negotiate as best you can.

Mitchc: Another possibility: there's always Alameda Jau 480, one of your favorites, as a backup (actually, given some of their recent "talent," even I have given up on that place, at least for now).

I was there last night. They were just about the only club open on Saturday night. It is still $121 cover for nothing. I mistakenly thought it was like the other 99 boates in SP where the cover was a minimum you need to spend. Needless to said my bill was $300R for a few club sodas, a meal, and some billiard. Didn't pick anyone because I didn't feel like talking them down from $500R. That is the standard starting price with Americans. There weren't any more better looking girls than Connect the night before. I should have read up on Bahamas but like I said, I only ended up there because Millenium wasn't open yet(they have a special promotion at midnight to 4am) and Romanza didn't open until 8pm.

Any updates? I'm there on Thursday.

Hit Bahamas last night (Saturday). Not too bad of a lineup for a Saturday. I actually talked a whore down to 200R. That is actually quite an accomplishment.

Went to Bahamas earlier this week. I arrived in town at 8:30 and was at the bar by 10:30. What a great way to start a few days of business in SP. There were about 50 girls working and around 20 guys. The thing I really like about Bahamas is that the girls wear bikinis and there is absolutely nothing they can hide. On the downside, the exchange rate is an ass kicker right now and makes the bar an expensive visit.

I hooked up with Luana, loira.... total knockout. The sex was good but not great. Cost for an hour with her was 300 reals. She quoted 1000 for take home for the night and I seriously spit out half of my drink. Maybe times are changing. I still enjoy hitting Bahamas once during each trip I make to SP.