Valt.....I guess we will have to venture into new territory on our upcoming trip! The question for you now is.....are you up for this challenging task?

Priew

Val / Priew - Don't worry guys there are plenty of other good ones. Hell I might just have to tag along on your mission since I can't get enough of these beautiful Garotas. See ya in Rio my friends. - Hemp

Funny about Angel and Babi- Last month I hit Luomo 4 times and was disappointed each time with the talent selection. I did what I considered the two best girls in the place: Angel and Babi, separate at first and then dupla. Other than them, I could never find anyone I wanted to do.

Is Bruna the mulatta with reddish hair? Is her friend, Michelle (tall, clara with reddish or black hair), there too?

yes bruna is the one, she has a taller sister who works out of Help. did not notice any michelle.
Angel used to work at centaurus then quit to work at the mall. I guess that did not cut it to páy the bills. Bruna is not exactly my type but she is a young 19 with very good attitude. She has a decent ass, her tongue is bit smallish for great dfk.

I'm game to try some new options Priew!

Hemp, you are welcome to hang with me anytime, my friend. I look forward to it!

yes bruna is the real deal, i took her back to atlantico for some afterwork activties. no complaints here. by the way hemp how the hell are doing?

Peaceman - I AM DOING FANTASTIC thanks for asking buddy. - Hemp

Guess I'll be a contrary voice. I had great luck the two nights I went to L (Thurs. and Sun.). The numbers were not high, but there were several keepers. And I'm not listing any names because that bastard Hemp will go spoil them, and then send them to Mexico to fuck rich guys!!!

Isn't it obvious that when certain posters say that "there is no doable talent" at a 'TermaX', their opinion is somewhat jaded?

With all due respect, guys like Athos, Mitch et al are TermaWarriors, with incredibly high standards. Their opinions should be read with this in mind.

Personally, I challenge anyone to take me anywhere that has a roomfull of women and watch me. I will happily fuck one of them. But then, I've been called 'easy'.

The secret to enjoying any terma is to take your USA eyes into the room and use them in the selection process!

The best comparison? Ask a kid from Utah what he thinks about DisneyWorld. Then ask a kid from Orlando the same question. I prefer to always think with my Utahdick. So I'm usually THRILLED with my findings.

DG

Right on, DeeG. You see the reports of first timers in Help? They see all 8s and 9s. Five trips later , the 8's and 9's have all disappeared.

Jaded is right. I remain thankful for the abundance of willing pulchritude, knowing that my standards may have changed, but I'm still looking at garotas beyond my previously wildest dreams.

Good point Don Gringo. In retrospect, it seems the more trips I take to Rio, I begin comparing the Brazilian women to each other and have lifted my expectations. Now that I'm back in the States, the same garotas in Luomo that night certainly are a lot more appealing compared to the Americanas.

her tongue is bit smallish for great dfk.

I would have to say this is a good summation of how picky one can get. The thing aboult quality at a terma is that for me it only takes one girl that I want to screw. DG summed it up perfect.

I will add my name to the Bruna fan list. I had a great time with her last week and was bummed I only hooked up with her the day before I left. Great time at L'Uomo, even better time in the apartment. Fun to hang out with both in and out of the cama.

Well, DeeG, you will forgive me if I don't take a UTAH dick thinking approach. My mother, two sisters and several brothers, aunts and uncles all live in Utah. Talk about a woody dropper!

Hmmm...Maybe I could have my Montana dick thinking hat on....there's nothing in Montana!

Wait - so now you're a monogamous Utahn that doesn't practise bigamy or incest?

Hunterman,

great word - pulchritude.. you dont hear it often in the states.. It truly is the word to describe our wonderful brasileiras..

Hmmm, had to look that one up! An intersting word

Pulchritude

Main Entry: beauty
Part of Speech: noun 1
Definition: attractiveness
Synonyms: adorableness, allure, allurement, artistry, attraction, bloom, charm, class, comeliness, delicacy, elegance, exquisiteness, fairness, fascination, glamour, good looks, grace, handsomeness, loveliness, polish, pulchritude, refinement, shapeliness, style, symmetry, winsomeness

I sessioned with Angel tonight. Not bad, she's really into it, I was in the mood so 3-holed her and all was good.

Pulchritude is a good word to describe the very best. It not only implies beauty, but style, and a willingness to flaunt it. A garota with pulchritude is one who's "got it, knows it, and shows it."

Angel's got some of that...The best (Bia, Camilla, Deborah) had it in abundance.

Remember the days of the Three Muffketeers?

Okay, I'll bite....Who were the Three Muffketeers and are there any obnoxiously explicit pics?

I spoke with two of the three last week! One is working at Centaurus, one is recently divorced and living off money sent to her by some guy (at least that's what someone told me). The third is married and living who-knows-where. And I don't know if there are any pics of the Three Muffketeers here. There was one pic of Brisa posted (clothed). And I vaguely recall a picture of the Threesome with Don and some other guy(s) but don't know if that was posted here or not.

Photos: Muffkateers - Termas L'uomo 01 02

Now who was that 3rd Mufkateer again... ?

Bwana that was me that took the photo of the Garotas with Don, DG and GCL. I never posted it though. It was taken at Luoma a few years back in the relax room. - Hemp

The third was GCL's ex-esposa. And I haven't located a single pic of her...

Those pics bring back fond memories. Those two nearly killed me one time. And I have permanent hearing loss thanks to Brisa. I was dining at the Y and when she came she slammed her thighs together, with my head still in place, and popped my left eardrum. I've never regained full hearing in that ear.

Hemp,
Post it. I'm sure DeeG, GCL and Don won't mind

The blond looks like a garota in Centauras named Isabella. If she's the same girl, she provided a nice DFK and was tons of fun.

Bwana I would first like to get permission from DeeG and GCL as I don't know what their current situation is? It was a great photo that brings back great memories of my first trip down here when I first met those BASTARDS.- Hemp

Solid808 The blonde does in fact work at Centaurus now. She must be one of the most enthusiastic, energetic lays I've ever had. Too much so if I remember. I think she contributed to my need for hernia surgery.

Here's a someone who MIGHT have been the 3rd muffkateer, shooting me a bird when I wanted to take a photo of her ass. And I thought ALL brasilieras liked to show off?

There was always fierce competition as to who would be the Fourth Muffketeer. Samara was too psycho. Shayla was an up-and-comer at time, as was Bia. The Black Widow would have been the one. Deeg's newest ex-fav was around back then too, if I remember.

It was good to see the talent at Luomo was much better the other night than I have seen in nine months. Luomo certainly has a permenant place in my heart, although Termas SweetMesquite once again showed yesterday why it's the best. Vanessa has returned (Anita at Centaurus briefly, Vanessa at Solarium as well) and we went at it for the first time in a long time yesterday afternoon. I truly do appreciate a true Rio 10 - 20 years old, perfect skin, light brown hair, perfect body, natural 36-C bazoombas, beautiful face, branca with a golden tan and an absolute animal in a cabine.

Nine days in Rio really went by fast, it will suck getting on the plane tomorrow night!

Anyone got a pic of Vanessa (from Luomo if I read the above post correctly).

When the blonde was at L'Uomo, her name was Giovana, ne? Before L'Uomo, she was at Monte Carlo and has spent some time in Spain.

DeeG,
That is, indeed, the 3rd Muffkateer.

And you're correct, soccer. Her name at L was Giovanna. The Three Muffkateers were Brisa, Giovanna, and Raffaela. Giovanna left me with a few injuries as well. I swore off sessioning with her for about a year for fear of injury. But she's a real sweetheart. Just gets a little carried away in the cabine (better than the opposite problem, I suppose).

Popped eardrums, hernia tears, and a 'few injuries", all from taking on the Three Muffkateers.

Hombre should offer trip insurance.

I have photos of Vanessa from Solarium. They were taken at my apartment as she was best friends of my ex namorada and use to come hang out at the pool in the day all the time. I never sessioned with her as she was just a friend but I understand she was AWESOME! - Hemp

When I told my audiologist how I blew out my eardrum, I thought he was going to die laughing. He said he thought he'd heard it all until I explained my injury.

Trip insurance...good idea as a profit center for CH.

Speaking of Giovanna, she damn near killed poor Barnes on his first trip to Rio. You can't question her enthusiasm...

Hemp, ya big tease...I don't want to HEAR about the Vanessa pics, I want to SEE them

Val - I'll post a few this evening but I am headed to the Hippie Fair now "with a garota". Hemp

That DOES look a lot like GCL's ex. If so, she wasn't flipping you the bird, she was just airing it out after another digital exploration of his nether regions.

:P

BS

Bwana, be honest. You didn't get that big strawberry on your forehead from doing a header while surfing, some garota was using your face as a bicycle seat while 69ing, you dug in too deep and somehow her bunda rubbed your forehead raw.

That's a much better story than the truth, at least I think so

That would be a better story. The garotas kept trying to rub that spot off, thinking it was lipstick. I thought the damn thing would never heal!

And I have to say...the Black Widow was never competing to be the fourth Muffkateer. She was (and will forever be) in a class by herself. She was (and is) good friends with the Muffkateers. Bia, on the other hand, really was a loner. She did her own thing and didn't socialize with the others much. That woman had a work ethic that remains unparalleled, but the only people she would fraternize with were guys with 12 inch tongues.

Sorry Val I must be a real "Bobo" because I can't figure out how to post a photo? - Hemp

Hemp, look under "Help/Support" on the left column, then go to the Phot/Video Submissions link. It is all explained there!

You're just playing dumb to troll this along aren't you....Bastard..."Headed to the Hippie Fair with a Garota....Bastard!

(Message edited by hemp on June 05, 2005)

I have been asked by certain people NOT to post photos and I will honor their request. - Hemp

Luomo was my favorite on my first trip to Rio in May. Saddly this once great institution has fallen on hard times. The lin-up was weak all three times I was there. The last time, I did not even session.
The one redeaming factor though is that the gal there that gives the massages (I think her name was Jaquelina or something like that) was AWESOME.

Any more Bia sightings? Or did she really return for only one week?

She only returned for the one week. Rumor has it that she was marrying a rich European.

Did Bia still have that very short hair style that all the hombres "loved".

I did not see her before, but this trip in she had fairly short blonde hair. She was both beautiful, and booked solid!

Solid,
No. She went back to the "old" style, a lttle more natural blond color though.
CG