I agree on the dollar going up.This 2.5 sometimes 2.6 shit is killing me.Last time I was here it was 2.9 and I could deal with it.Thank god It's low season so I can kind of hang with the prices.This is one of the reasons I don't get
girls out of barbarella anymore.With the exchange rate where its at 400 reals is a rip off.The problem is once you get drunk in there and don't want to deal with help you end up paying for a girl anyways.Everytime time I go in there It's at least 250 reals for drinks between me and my friend and the entrance fee.But it is a good place to warm up for the night.

If a guy doesn't see anyone they want to session with, will he be refunded (less entrance fee) upon leaving?

Solid,
When I used to pay up front, I never had a problem finding a target. Actually, even when I haven't paid up front I have always sessioned there. But, given the lack of management's customer service orientation; I would say it is highly unlikely they will give your money back. But, I do not know this for a fact. Any time I have been with someone that didn't session there, they had not paid up front.
CG

Back in the day, when I was allowed to enter Centaurus, I never use to pay up front. NEVER!

Having said that, I also never saw them fail to return the upfront payment for a girl if a client failed to find a target.

Centaurus management sucks and I hate them with a passion, however, I do not think they are dumb enough not to refund a clients money for services not rendered.

Sorry I can't comment about the refund as I never pay up front. Kenmore I bet they will let you back in again?????? Want to try? Hell we can always hit Solarium then if they say no. Anita told me I give her "Girl Wood". - Hemp

I must have missed a story somewhere. Why aren't you allowed to enter centaurus kenmore?

I also wanted to let everyone know that our boycott is working! I received calls or emails from three girls there this week saying how crappy business is and how they are going to have to do something to increase their income. Actually it is probably just cause it is may and not because of us but I still get satisfaction knowing business is slow there (not because I don't want the girls to make money, but because I hate the management there). Just thought I would share the good news!

if you have ever met Kenmore you know why he cant enter. He isnt the sort you would want in your place of business. Or Hemp for that matter.

Every time I go to Centaurus, I keep a sharp eye out for tattoos.

It must be Ground Hog Day? Look who came out of his hole. Hi GCL

Thanks for the insight guys...without a possibility of a refund, it certainly is "buyer beware"...One just has to take his chances...

Hemp. good to see you. Your invited to my 45th birthday party (in 2008).

Hemp
If there is a god, the groundhog will see his shadow and return to the hole from which he came, where he will lie dormant for weeks to come.

GCL - Thanks for the invite but I checked my calendar and I'm pretty booked in 2008. How about your 50th in 2013? Ok buddy? DeeG I couldn't agree with you more. Well guys I gotta go shower and wash "Little Hempy" because he has a big weekend planned. - Hemp

Apparantly, the $5,000 Reais that I gave this girl to remove the tattoo, simply was used to get the Tattoo covered up. So the tattoo is not visible anymore....Thank God.

People continually go on about the shitty management of Centaurus. And I agree, they suck. I am pissed as hell at them right now. However, I like having Centaurus as an option they usually have hot chicks. In my book, the more options the better. I also believe that if you make it clear that you want a full 40 minutes and you want a solid performance, the girls will produce. The more girls you know there the better. There are some scammers there (or at least there was when I was an allowed Patron). IF you befriend a girl or two there, they will gladly point them out to you.

I actually am going to try to re-enter Centaurus again soon. I spoke with a couple of girls from Centaurus about my issues and they had an excellent idea. Basically, I will let them know when I am coming in and the girls will be waiting in the little waiting area. The girls will come and grab me and throw a fit if they deny me entrance. I guess why not...

I am still not sure how to react or feel about having a Brazilian whorehouse reject me. n OUCH!!!

Ohhh, Thanks for the kind words GCL.

I guess their thoughts are, since there's no peace in the Middle East, Kashmir or the Korean Penninsula, at least they can keep the peace in their little part of Ipanema by keeping you seperated from the the pack of ex-favoritas you have there. Hey, it could be worse - you met the guy from NYC who got his ear bitten off in there by a pissed-off garota, right?

Come on Kenny. Fess up. Tell us why you cannot reenter Centauras.

Cat

"you met the guy from NYC who got his ear bitten off in there by a pissed-off garota"

I've had a hummer from her. Talk about putting your head between the jaws of a lion. Brrrr

Thank GOD it was just his ear

Deeg,

That's even worse than getting a BJ from garotas with braces

DonGringo,

Did you think that my entrance was denied due to the STD that I contracted while banging your favorita? Actually, its not the reason. Centaurus knows that I no longer bang chicks after you have "taken care" of them.

Damn that shit itched like hell. Did you ever find an antibiotic that would kill that rash you had on your Johnson.

Seriously, the grey haired owner dude of Centaurus is a total prick. I don't think that even DonGringo could charm this asshole.

That farmacia on Miguel Lemos gave me an antibiotic that had to be refrigerated. Sadly, I was renting an apartment from GCL where the a/c AND the icebox were broken, and the prescription spoiled after one day. So I'm still scratching, but not as bad as when I caught scabies from visiting his old 'office'.

Perhaps you could teach GCL where to buy working refrigeration? Rumor has it you like buying name brand appliances...

And speaking of grey hairs, I am getting FAR too many. And hairs in my ears and nostrils. Last month I noticed my first grey chest hair!

I'm keeping a full bottle of rum on hand for when i notice the first grey pube...

I have to call you on the table on this one.

Am I the only one that read about a GREY pube being discovered nearly a year ago? Was it TRUE or are you in DENIAL?



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Am I in denial? I don't know. Wanting to know the truth, I contacted some friends to help me

Photos: Breast Friends 1 Breast Friends 2

I shared my concerns and asked them to keep an eye out for any wayward whites in the wig

They left no stone unturned in their search

Upon close examination, my entire unit has been certified 'silver free'.

Thanks for your concern GCL. I appreciate it when my elders look out for me. Butt I'm not sure how many more noses I want in my business.

DG

Nice tits

Me amigo Kenmore I just left Centaurus and asked them why my friend can't enter? I told them your a very good friend of mine, told them your name and they didn't understand either. They told me to bring you there and it should be ok? We'll see? Give me a call when your in town and let's see if we can get you back in there. No promises but I think we have a good shot. It was SMOKIN there tonight with lots of Garotas and a lot of new faces. I caught one on her first day on the job and her first P4P as she worked the last 4 years at Rio Sul shopping in a store. Fantastic GFE and would you believe she was not a blond. My life will be complete if I can get my friend Kenmore back into Centaurus. - Hemp

The last time I was getting groceries at the local Zona Sul I saw Kenmore's face on a milk carton. I think the good folks at Centaurus would recognize him if he showed up

Hey Deeg-how come that bottle of brown hair color you left at my place was half empty???

The good news is I saw about 40% turnover compared to 6 months ago with the not so pretty ones being gone. Solid line up but mostly 7´s and some 8´s. I saw Gr8ter Clara, gorgeous face but she is 24 so not sure whether I´ll pull trigger. I am enamored with a young one but she was busy all night last night. 1/2 the girls are doable. I tried a 7 Luma, recommended, but most girls are safada here so hard to find a bad apple.

Not my luck last night, most garotas are good na cama at Centaurus but this one I took the plunge despite bad vibes, 18 year old Mona Lisa, probably 8 in looks, from Belo, morena clara, very pretty face, nice B cup. Not only bad session but she was using her teeth way too much, cbj and lousy fuck, rush session. I´d say stay away. What a shame as she was so wet, I was not sure who was the provider.
Saw an NBA guard with his entourage, these guys pick in 1 min. Clueless morons.

I just got home from Centaurus and guys it was rockin tonight. Mondays all the girls MUST work. There was not that many guys there so the girls were dancing up a storm just to keep from being bored. I felt like a King in a harem. I must be slipping because I repeated with a beautiful "brunette" from last week. What a sweetheart and the sex was outstanding. - Hemp

"I felt like a King in a harem"

"the girls were dancing up a storm "

"the sex was outstanding"

Listen Hemp. You are becoming a royal pain. Just know that while you're holding court in Rio, we peasants toil away at our obligations and begrudge you your noble status. Life in America is 'feudal' after all.

Who was that Centaraus girl that bit the guys' ear off? Here's hoping the next time you get your scepter polished, little Prince Hempy will meet the same fate as so many other French Kings.

Beheading is actually too good for you. You'd enjoy the foreplay too much.

DG

DG what a terrible thing to wish on Little Hempy. He's a friendly little guy who just loves the warmth and affection of the Garotas. Beheading? I need to take a valium now! - Hempy

Every time Deep takes a potshot at one of the guys, I like to think of some Korean hajima somewhere loosening up her knuckles, biding time until Deeg returns to her "massage" table.

Ever notice that DeeG feels compelled to work his love of the French into nearly every post? Maybe it was really a French massagista that reamed our comrade...

The word for the day is "Blow me"

I will now demonstrate the use of this word in a sentence.

"I would tell y'all to blow me, but since I am such a gentleman, it's 'BeLOW me'

May your next puta be allergic to your cocks and sneeze while she is deepthroating you. All of you sicken me.

If you had ever had a garota sneeze while deepthroating you, you'd be dusting her nose with pepper to get more contractions. Geez, I thought you'd tried everything, what with your Koreans and stinky French unmentionables.

I was about a half second away from sticking a garota last April when she queefed on me. It only stopped me for a second, because I wasn't sure what would happen if she backfired again while my dick was in her. I didn't want her head to explode or anything, let alone fart. Perhaps I would just feel a breeze on my nuts or something and that would have been it. Still, I don't like to have my dick in any orifice where body gasses are actively violently exiting. It's like not climbing an active volcano if you can avoid it.

I would be real worried if a garota sneezed while blowing me.

Indeed, Cat. It's damn hard to sneeze with your mouth wide open. The mouth (and teeth) come pretty close to being closed at the end of the sneeze. No thanks.

DeeG, after subjecting yourself to the fistings of French and Korean massagistas I can understand why a blow job from one of your CH colleagues might sound appealing, but it's just not my thing. Sorry, you'll have to stick with the reamer girls for now.

Don't you just love a good pussy fart? It speaks volumes to me.

First, it means that the pussy is clearly small and tight enough to form a vacuum seal around my microunit. This is good.

The joy of waiting for her buceta to burp is akin to the thrill of the hunt. Taggin it for so long in the same position, with lots of popping in and out is like pumping up my old BB rifle. I find doggie style to be the position that best elecits vaginal vapors.

When she finally does blowback on ya, immediately say "ripeta??!!" This will of course make her laugh, tightening her abdominal muscles, which will in turn force more air down the pipe. I then grab both of her hips, enter as deeply as I can, pressing my groin around her labia for a better seal, and stronger reverberation. Hermetically sealed queefing like this is far more dynamic IMHO.

One time I got a garota laughing so hard that her third bucetabelch was right up there with 'Bluto'/Belushi in Animal House. Calling her 'mau educado' made her laugh even harder to where she cried and almost wet the bed.

Ah the good ol' days...

Dongringo,

I just joined the Club today and got a shit load of laughs reading your description of bucetabelch. I don't know a single word of portuguese so understanding most of what is posted finally soaks in. I am planning on visiting Rio, but not sure yet. Just kind of evaluating the situation. The real is now worth 2.5 to the US dollar. That seems like a pretty good rate of exchange to me. But are the girls worth the price. What is a good price to pay for some fun and games?

Dongringo,
I just returned from central america a few days back. In the spirit of your post, I just wanted to let you know that I did one of my favorite colombianas last Sunday and at a critical time in our session and her experience she let one that sounded like a 2x4 piece of pine lumber snapping. Further, she let one that sounded like a circus tent ripping slowly in the wind.
A lesser man would have been offended. A delicate man would have been intimidated. I, on the other hand, looked her straight in the eyes, smiled and suddenly it sounded like a truck load of lumber turned over under the bedcovers.
We, humped, moaned and laughed until daybreak. Ain't life great?

Centaurus seems to be the only terma that tolerates their garotas to get completely drunk. Personally, I dont like that as I want full attention from a garota.
I tried this very pretty morena clara Luisa, hard body my type, not safada but recommended anyway for looks maybe an 8.

Thanks for the guys for printing and showing photos to garotas. I have been completely shut down at centaurus this week, batting 0.000, too bad as I found couple of 8´s.

Athos, have you tried asking them in the boite if they allow pics? Let them know that the programma includes pics or otherwise you will choose someone else. Worked for me at MC, 65 and 4X4. Give it a shot.

Thumper, you´re right I will do that from now on, but sometimes you´re in a bind timewise. but only terma where it´s been a problem.

i dont understand, is the problem that someone printed and showed the pictures to the girls and therefore they wont talk to you or the management found out you were taking pictures there and therefore you are not welcome? someone a while ago showed my pictures of clara to her and she got kinda upset, but eventually got over it. anyway it is better than the czech republic where i am now, they search you for cameras before you enter the place.

Was in Centaurus on Monday and sampled from from Valtria - tall morena from a city nearby recife, Hozzana a dark morena carioca of very petite stature & Lumma a morena with beautiful blue eyes (frankly wasnt paying too much attention they couldve been contacts).. While all three are very nice girls the standout in my mind was Lumma.. First, i am a sucker for dark skin and light eyes. I will not be taking away from the Loira fans of the world. Second she is a lot of fun and has wonderful oral skills. Lastly, i did see a half dozen 8's walking around on Monday. Best - LB

If Lumma is the girl I think she is (blue eyes that are so blue they definitely look like they should be fake, even if they aren't, long dark hair, brown skin, big ass, small breasts, around 22 years old or so) and fairly tall, I have lusted after her a long time. I haven't been with her yet cause she is friends with my "girlfriend" but I have hung out with her a lot and she is definitely a class act, a great girl, beautiful, honest, and a lot of fun outside of work. In my opinion, if you wanted to spend time with a girl outside of work or travel with a girl, she would be the one I would want (or right up there) cause she has it all. I don't know if we are talking about the same girl though because the girl I am talking about we always call Lu, not Lumma, and I don't know her name inside of work, or if her real name is Lumma but we just call her Lu cause she wants to be called that. It sounds like it is probably the same girl though. Oh yeah, and if it is the same girl, she doesn't have any kids either. I was at a party once and she was there wearing a tube top and tight ass jeans and she had the most perfect ass I have ever seen, I was staring at her ass the entire time cause I had never seen one look so good in a pair of jeans and her brazilian boyfriend caught me peeking a few times, lol. I looked to see if I have a photo of her but I don't, if you have one I would like to see if it is the same girl.

Gr8ter,

She has a big panther tattoo on her arse and yes on closer review today they are contact lenses but still looks good all the same. I think i first met her about a year ago so she is no rookie at Centaurus.. After i was done sessioning tonight at 9pm the place was abolsolutely packed with women. i would say there were 40 ladies with maybe 10 guys. I have heard the sad luck stories from so many of them but it does appear they are hurting on a "relative" basis to how things were in the past.

Just returned from Rio, and was at centaurus tuesday, and let me tell yah: I have never seen such a large collection of beautiful women in my life. There were about 50 girls, and at least 35 of them were cover girl material. And being the only black guy there, I was the jungle fever connection. They were all over me. Fuck, why did I choose that place to go to on my last night there.

One problem, though, it's very expensive; the girls sometimes use rather high pressure tactics; that fuckin old bitch with the glasses fucking bothers me, and that 90 reals entrance fee is stupid, but small price to pay for prime-time pussy.

Oh, and one other thing you guys have to know about centaurus: the taxi drivers in front are all fucking dedicated rip-off artists.

Everytime I leave, the fuckers try to overcharge me. I'm not talking 4 or 5 reals, more like 10 to 15. I guess they think you're so pussy whipped, whose gonna notice you're paying 20 reals for a 5 real ride. My last night there some dick tried to charge me 20 reals for a 7 real ride, max. I told him to turn on the meter. He said "nao preciso, 15, ta bom?" I said no, and he turned off the engine and I got out the car. Other taxi drivers called me over, but I kept walking. Took me 10 minutes to walk to my apartment, the fucks.