I love beautiful women and I would wish to have
a girlfriend from some hot country like Colombia
or Brazil.But also I love to fuck and sex for
me is important.
I´m 40 years old and single,but my life is empty
if I don´t find some woman.
I visited Brazil 4 times and now I´m really
disappointed with the dirty and false attitude of
the brazilian girls.
For this raison,now I want to change and to try
with colombianas!!!!
I would like to have contact with members to
talk about experiences about this theme.
See you soon.
hotthing1492@hotmail.com

GB, I think you'll have some good experiences in Colombia. Of all the places, I found "relationships" come easy in Colombia (and the Phils) for me. Have had the luck to have hooked up with some incredible gals who are uniformly very affectionate and fun to be around. I found the gals absolutely love Colombian music and dancing, most gals are very approachable and curious. There are lots of incredibly romantic places in MDE and CTG, i.e. carriage rides, cafe's on top of a fortress walls with incredible views and music, scenic islands, etc.

GB

I think you are looking for a diamond in a bag of charcoal. This is a Prostitution Discussion board. If you want to find a prostitute, this is the place.

If you really want to find a woman to have a relationship with, who is hot and also loves to fuck, try the mail order bride sites. I think that your search there will not really have better results but your goals will be better aligned with what is purportedly being offered.

Now I'm a sucker for GFE and I often find it in my travels but I do try to be honest, with both myself and my chica de jure.

Now I’m going out on a limb here and ask, do you really want to find a “girlfriend” or a fuckbuddy?

btw, Merls is quite correct about CTG and MDE.

All hombres without women are empty and of course "backed-up" too!

If you speak Spanish or Portuguese, it will enhance your travel to either country, and finding the right relationship you seek.

But, 99% of the time, you are still seen as a "walking ATM".

Buena suerte/Boa sorte

Sf4dfish, What is "backed-up" ?

Hunter

I'm starting to see the demographics of Club Hombre changing.

Many guys are going to Brazil etc etc...and expecting to find love. I just don't understand why they think they will find it going to a prostitute. I just didn't see that a year or two ago when I first came to this website (with a different username).

Would you walk up to a hooker in NYC and want to marry the bitch? I sure wouldn't. We seem to forget that these girls fuck hundreds of times a year and we are amazed when they actually become good at it.

Honestly, if you want to fall in love with a Brazilian, Colombian, or anyone else, go there on a dating tour and if you are not having any luck then you can monger.

You are going to be in a world of heartbreak if you keeping looking for love with a hooker.

Right on Sniper,Unfortunately it happens all the time there.These girls are good at making you feel like they really like you.Unless you are strong and hip to the game,a lot of dudes fall for the b.s.The gfe is part of what makes Rio so awesome,but it's best to enjoy it while you are there then leave paradise in paradise.

Goodbehavior, a lot of dudes wouldn't mind finding that perfect girl in these countries,but it ain't that simple.I wish I had a good answer for you, but even with the so called non pros you gotta deal with b.s and games.It's even worse sometimes if you don't share the same lingo,culture and have to deal with living in different coutries.

I think these trips are more enjoyable if you don't go there expecting much and just enjoy the moment.If you go with that desparate attitude you will more likely fall into a trap.

Sniper,

I don't think it's fair to compare NYC hookers to Colombian hookers.

Not only would I not want to marry a NYC hooker, I wouldn't want to fuck her either. Not even for free. Never have. I'd rather jerk-off. And I've been in NYC all my life.

The economic situation in many countries outside the US force people to take drastic measures. There are some girls in Colombia who work as escorts hoping to find a foreignor who will marry them. That is the reason why the line gets blurred sometimes.

In the US, hooking is all about the money. Granted, what I know about US hooking is taken from television and friend's stories - but the underlying theme is the same: it's clearly defined sex for money. Get in, get out.

When you have sex with a girl in Colombia, she's not anxious to leave to get to her next John. She wants to spend time with you. Again, that'll never happen in NYC. As soon as the girl is finished blowing you, she's off to the next car by the Lincoln Tunnel (Although there haven't been "Tunnel Bunnies" since the Dinkins Administration)

And then there's the semi-pro or true freelancers. Anyone who's been to Cartagena knows what I'm talking about. Girls who are looking to make rent and bring some money back to Medellin or wherever they're from.

And as far as "dating tours" a lot of the girls that are on these tours also turn tricks. It's a very small circle, at least in Colombia. I'm not talking about any other country.

By the way Sniper, the demographics of CH has not changed IMO. Guys have always blurred the line between Pro and girlfriend. What has changed is in the past if you posted that you were interested in getting serious with a pro you would be laughed at and flamed. That doesn't occur as much. That's what's changed.

Bottom line - everyone on the board is an adult. The choice is theirs to make. And some things can only be learned through experience.

I'm not a pro on Colombia, so I'll have to take your word for it. However I think if you are going to monger, you should monger. If you want a girlfriend, get a girlfriend (from what ever country you would like). Ironically I'm not a NYC pro either, I'm from San Francisco, I was only using NYC to make a point.

There are plenty of services in my neck of the woods where you can get a GFE. It will just cost your $500 an hour. That's why I travel.

If you go on a dating tour for the sole purpose of meeting someone, you don't go after the prize right away. Any girl (on the program or not) will treat you much differently because they don't just look at you as another person on a sex tour.

I lived in Rio for 9 months several years ago. I didn't even know there was Prostitution. There is a very well developed non-pro scene there. The non-pros just want to make sure that you are going to be around for awhile before getting involved.

What I find amusing is that some guys pay for sex then expect something else other than a mere transaction. It just seems to me that I'm seeing more posts like this recently.

I just don't like to see people get hurt for the wrong reasons. They should keep their eyes open and understand what they want and act accordingly.

The "backed-up", I was refering to is when an hombre doesn't have a steady woman or women, to make luv to, and help him cum any pent up sperm. O.K.

Sniper, we really are getting that something extra in Colombia beyond the WBTM (wham-bam-thank-you-maam), which is the reason why WS and I go back so religiously to Colombia. I can't say how it is in RIO as I've only been there 2x for short trips.

IMO, you get to a point in our hobbying where you want that something extra -- they'll spend 24/7 w/you exclusively if you want, actually get jealous as only a Latina can, incur opportunity cost of making lots of $$ to travel w/ya, introduce you to their family and friends, and (gasp) sometimes carry around pictures of you. I'm not naive to think it's the real thing, but it comes mighty close. Perhaps perception is mightier than reality? My thinking is, if you want that something extra, it may come with an emotional cost just like anything else good in life. That shouldn't preclude you from giving it a whirl.

Merlin,

I just think you are playing with fire if you get emotionally involved with someone that starts with paying them money. Just my opinion.

I just hate seeing people get burned.

Your concerns are well taken Sniper, and I honestly know where you're coming from. I'm a serial ST'er at heart and never can give that up. But in my experience, I've been tagged far worse by relationships not involving money at the outset than the other way around, so far that is, knock on wood.

merlin and others.....i'm feeling somewhat vindicated even though i doubt anybody will admit i was right. go back and read my posts. Must say I noticed a certain softening in some of the recent trip reports with the exception of radioman who is balls to the walls loco....

i'm on my 3rd extended rio visit right now. 2 weeks in may, about a month in june-july and now 2 months aug-sept. i think i can comment on colombia-brasil.

i stand my ground, rio is 1000 times the monger venue of colombia. rio is all about p4p and doing multiple garotas per day like a revolving door. a total mind blowing debauchery destination. i can jump on my bike and within 10 minutes be at centaurus, solarium, monte carlo or l'uomo and have my choice of a couple hundred gorgeous girls and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. pick up the phone and get instant home delivery or head for help at night and the beach on a nice day. it is overload 24/7.

so if spilling your seed as often as possible with as many girls as you can do in a week while only coming up for air, drink and food when necessary....then rio is your destination in this hemisphere.

have a look in this very topics section for medellin….3 casas, 3 strip clubs and 5 massage parlors in a city not that much smaller then rio. huuuuuuge scene, huh?! now have a look at rio. nada que ver.

if anyone thinks these guys that are doing street girls in medellin centro are macho men then you're wrong. it's stupid and dangerous. someone's going to get hurt.....mark my words!

colombia is another world. colombia does not offer any p4p experience in any location that can compare to rio or some other cities in brazil. ctg/cali is ok for the spanish challenged short time monger. Cartagena is small potatoes and that’s what I like about it because it is slow, safe and fun. those of you who want to taste the real fruits of a colombia experience need to find a good woman or two that will stay by your side as you explore the beauty of that special city and beautiful country.

i am getting a little burned out on rio (in a good way) and probably need to expand into other parts of this great country. as much as i love about this place, i can still feel/hear the siren song of colombia penetrating the sensual assault of rio.

but for now, i still call costa rica home......

p.s. of course you understand that i am a somewhat romantic and sentimental guy that worships beautiful women as more then just a 3 hole sperm depository. i probably have no right posting on a prostitution board. ;-)

Rio is a great place. If you want to explore more in Brazil, try Recife. Not as many tourists go there, it is much safer, poon is cheaper, its cleaner. Most of all its a change of scenery.

I've never been to Sao Paulo but I hear thats also much different.

I am not a fair judge on Colombia vs. Brazil, my only experience with Colombians is in my travels to Panama. I understand that they are more hardened there.

i was in sao paulo for 2 days and nights. much to big for me to handle. i'm a country boy at heart. i am used to the beach and the jungle. i am going to florianopolis for a little business next week. that should be a nice change of pace.

about colombianas one meets in panama and costa rica.....they are definitely hard and they don't much like these countries. they soften quickly if you speak spanish and can talk about their hometown. understandably they are somewhat bitter about being away from their families and beloved homeland.

Tamaroy - not only do you contribute nada to this board other than pictures of your bloated girlfriend, you don't know what you are talking about.

Medellin has a huge scene. Read Radioman's report. Read Sukhumvitter's report. Read Cubanut's report.

Get your head out of your girlfriend's cavernous twat and smell the coffee.


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Wallstreet

Don't mince words - what do you REALLY mean?

E

ws……you’re so cute when you get mad!

much more enjoyable location for my head as compared to yours positioned well up your ass. hahahah

just can’t help stirring things up a bit. all this hero worshipping, back-slappin, ass-kissin, good-ole-boy crap can be soooo boring.

i do appreciate all the valuable information to be found at CH.

ciao

And another thing,

You say to mark your words that someone is going to get hurt in Medellin's Centro - well even a broken clock is right twice a day. It is a dangerous place - you have to be on your guard.

But what's laughable about that is where you're coming from. Rio? Not dangerous? Are you guaranteeing everyone's safety in Rio?

I don't doubt that you find Centro scary. That your homebase is Costa Rica and you hang at the Blue Marlin speaks volumes.

That's ground zero for gameless Gringo's and $100 an hour hardened pros. Guys who think they got game when they talk a girl down to $70 an hour. Guys who take a taxi from the Blue Marlin to the Presidente because that 100 yard walk is oh so dangerous.

Tammy, you wouldn't have any trouble walking in Medellin's Centro. Just hold hands with your girlfriend. She's much bigger and scarier than most of the most of the guys there.

From what I have read on all the posts, Colombia is still not very busy with mongerers, thats why there is a shortage of posts.

When I was first in Brazil, the amount of information on this board was small. If we were to take the lack of reports as it was a small destination, we would have made a huge mistake.

Rio has become overcrowded with sex tourism largely because there is a massive amount of information about it. When you start seeing posters in the airport about it, you know that there are too many of us there.

So don't mistake the lack of information about Colombia as a small scene. I made that mistake about Panama and believe me Panama blows Costa Rica away when it comes to mongering, yet if you go into the Costa Rica section of CH, you would think that it is a close second to Brazil.

The same thing can be said about Russia. I would say Moscow gives Brazil a run for its money. They have at least 5 discos that are exactly like Help. Yet you don't see much about it. There are Turkish baths (like Termas) all over the city.

Yet there is less info on Russia than almost any other location.

So don't assume lack of info means that it doesn't exist.

Sorry, I'm on a rant.

If I were to go one step further, many CH members assume that Thailand and Brazil are the only destinations that are fun to go to. I would say that there are plenty of other places they should try just to see the difference.

If you like Rio, try Moscow.

If you like Costa Rica, try Panama City.

If you like TJ, try Venezuela.

If you like FKK clubs in Germany (like Termas), try Prague.

If you like Pattaya or Bangkok, then try Beijing or Shanghi, both have active scenes.

If you like Amsterdam, I can't help you, you are obviously a newbie.

Don't assume that there is only one good place to go. Believe me, I love Brazil, I lived there for 9 months. I had a great time. But when I ventured out (and I've been many places) I discovered that while Brazil was nice, it isn't the only good place.

I will give it to you that Garotas are probably the best in bed though.

Sniper -

Stop being logical!!!! Everything you say makes sense!!!! I can't take it!!!

I wish I was as simple as Tammy - if I don't see it, it doesn't exist.

On other threads he made comments like how could there be a big scene if there aren't tourists to support it?

What?!? Most P4P scenes are supported by the local men. What the tourist sees only scratches the surface and is usually part of a small niche designed for tourists (i.e. usually a little nicer, safer and at a premium)

He also stated emphatically there were no massage parlors in Medellin. Classic case of talking about something he knows nothing about.

Of course if your point of reference is the Blue Marlin in San Jose, it's easy to make generalizations that don't work in the real world.

WS

I think most P4P is supported locally but I think Rio may be the exception. Just too many gringos everywhere you go.

I think there are areas downtown that are mostly Brazilian and Villa Mimosa (spelling?, I've never worked up the courage to go)most definitely.

I would also say that Thailand is mostly tourist driven (I'm sure they have the local cheap places).

But I would agree if you go to Colombia, Panama, BA, Venezuela, Moscow, Prague, FKK Clubs in Germany, mostly locals. Maybe the FKK clubs have a lot of Punters from the UK.

I'd love to expose Costa Rica for the fraud it is. I think Costa Rica is towards the bottom of my list for mongering destinations. Nice place to see wildlife but shitty mongering compared to the other places I mentioned.

Back on the subject though, I will part with these words (not mine, I don't take full credit):

If you want a Porno Experience, go to Rio. If you want a GFE, go to Colombia.

I monger, no questions asked. I will take the Porno experience anyday over the GFE.

Sorry, this is becomming the Sniper rant thread, feel free to ignore me.

But if I were to rank the places I've been in order of quality of service and fun I would rate the countries in the following order:

1. Rio
2. Moscow
3. Germany FKK Clubs
4. Bangkok
5. Panama City
6. Prague
7. Barcelona/Castel De Fel
8. Buenos Aires
9. Latvia & Lithuania
10. Shanghi/Beijing
11. Caracas
12. TJ
13. Costa Rica
14. Helsinki
15. Amsterdam (Yes, even I started here)

SEA is not on the list nor is Colombia because I've never been there. I'm sure that would make my top picks.

Sniper: A couple of differences of opinion:

If you like Prague, try the FKK clubs in Germany (not the other way around; Prague is too damn expensive for what you get).

And to "If you like Amsterdam, I can't help you, you are obviously a newbie," I would add "or a doper."

One thing i can agree to.... centro in mde is dangerous. I suspect radioman looks hispanic to be able to pull what he did. If you can't blend in and don't have experience as a street monger, then i advise that you stick to the sc's and mps, or do the taxi method that ws does, otherwise you may get hurt.

never been to rio, but i've been to mde and ctg. It's not a huge mongering scene. SEA blows it out of the water in terms of quantity. It is, however, what you make of it and has some great potential for non-pro/semi-pro action. if you work it right, you can have some high highs, and some low lows.

Well, Soc we disagree then.

I guess we have different definitions of huge. To me huge means there are many different types of venues and an almost inexhustable amount of women to be taken from these venues. Between the strip clubs, casas, massage parlours and street girls MDE meets my definition of huge.

BTW, one place you can't score girls is Mango's. Juan from the Torre Poblado was full of shit. Ask any waiter? Go ahead and try.

Small would be San Jose, where everything is in Gringo Gulch and there are maybe a 1/2 dozen places outside the gulch. You could hit every place in a short weekend. I have.

Thailand is Thailand. There's no place like Pattaya. That's not huge, that's colossal. That's Mecca. I don't use that as a point of reference - how can you when the estimates are there are 15,000 working girls during high season and when the fleet comes in.

As far as Cartagena, I think the scene there is small - very little street girl action, a handful of casas, no real strip clubs to speak of - but there are a lot of semi-pros there so it's a really unique situation.

BTW, I could pass for a Latino quicker than Radioman - and you know what I look like. Plus the guy is like 6'6, 280' - he's not exactly blending in with the crowd. But we all have our own styles. Nothing wrong with that.

wallstreet.... you’re a schmuck and this is the last time I will address you. Where do you get this "hang out at the blue marlin" shit? at risk of divulging my identity i will only say…….YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!! FUCK OFF

.....or is this a dose of my own medicine! LOL

Tammy,

What a mouth on you!!! How many Blue Marlin Golf Shirts do you own? One for every day of the week? Do you color-code them with your panties?

I have the right guy - and I got your number, douchbag.

Thailand is Thailand. There's no place like Pattaya. That's not huge, that's colossal. That's Mecca. I don't use that as a point of reference - how can you when the estimates are there are 15,000 working girls during high season and when the fleet comes in.

I would increase your guestimate of girls working in Pattaya's high season to be 40K+. This does NOT take into account all the girls in the "legit" massage, Family Mart, 7-11, restaurants, shops, etc that are looking for a "boyfriend" for a few days of shopping and fun...

E

damn I miss LoS....

Wallstreet--

It must be the cologne-- u sure attract the rats...

I would say you have a way of bristling the hairs on folks, but I know better... Your one of the easiest going, humble and mellow gents I've had the pleasure of meeting... so I'm certain these are just locusts buzzing about... ya u tammyfoolery.

You know what - I just changed from John Varvatos to the new Dunhill cologne - so that must be it.

I have no problems with guys expressing their opinions. But I give very short shrift to guys who only contribute misinformation based on their own shortcomings. And then present it as fact.

As Teddy Rooselvelt said: Every man is entitled to his own set of opinions - but not to his own set of facts.

Look for Tammy's reports. Can't find any, right? Look for any posts that actually contribute info rather than disparage what others do as macho or crazy - you won't find any.

Ask him for the name and address of clubs he's allegedly been to and he suddenly develops amnesia. Duhhh, I was with my girlfriend (who's a spitting image of Rosie O'Donnell) and I just followed her around. Nice contribution Tammy!!!

He even admits he has nothing to offer - just likes to "stir things up." That's how he really gets off (I mean, could you get off with Rosie O'Donnell?) I guess he's graduated from ringing doorbells and running away to the safety of cyberspace to get his kicks.

And even that I'll let go. As long as it's not in a thread that I'm active in. If it is I will come down on him with the full force of my considerable weight. Every time.

And back to Epi's estimate: incredible! 40,000 LBFMs all calling out the handsom man for a good time. While I'm firmly situated in Colombia, I have very, very fond memories of Thailand.

laguy-I had to think hard on the FKK vs. Prague question. If you do the apartment girls, Prague is very reasonable. But I admit it is a tossup.

Wallstreet-Tamaroy has only mongered in a few places his entire life (based upon his postings). I can't give an opinion on Colombia (as I said before) but if he thinks Costa Rica has hot chicks, I need to question that. I found that the top talent in CR knew it and charged a lot of money for poor service. As I said before, CR doesn't hold a candle to Rio or probably MED either.

Sniper, regarding Thailand, I lived there for about a year and I can assure you that the sex scene for tourists is just the tip of the iceberg.

For the locals, there are many many cheap places, to the more expensive ones (in local currency terms), where you will meet far better looking girls than where the tourists hang out.

As to the Medellin or Cartagena scene not being big, depends on what your definition of big is, there are certainly no where near as many massage parlours or hooker bars as in Pattaya, but there are still several hundred in Medellin, a few dozen in Ctg.

As with any developing Country nearly every single women is up for it in Colombia if you are not in a small provinicial town, where as in Thailand you will find less ordinary girls up for it, because to be seen with a foreigner is generally frowned upon, because of the large amount of foreign sex tourists there, so many girls don´t want to be labelled as hookers.

Hunter

Good observation Hunter, IMO, the "hugeness" of a scene is subjective. Unlike some other destination,the important thing for me in Colombia is that I never run out of options or opportunities at all times of the days. There are many gals who can become interested or willing partners. It's not "in your face" like Pattaya, but there are many "sleeper cells" of potential non-pros that will rise to the cause. I've been to some places with lots of conspicious working gals, but either they weren't my type or not otherwise accessible/desireable.

Hunter, the Thailand observation suprises me. I would have never known. Maybe my next visit should be with someone who knows other places to go. I wouldn't mind seeing where the locals go, as long as its clean.

I know in Rio, there are also a bunch of local places. Just not as many as you would imagine anymore. There are a bunch of them a block off of Avenida Atlantica on the street that parallels it (I don't remember the name). They are in office buildings. There were a few times I thought I was going to the Dentista and BANG, there it was. Very low key and cheap. The quality is lower and is used almost exclusively by locals. There are other places like this all over the city. But still not to the same extent as tourism is there.

Gringos are even starting to infultrate the downtown scene in Rio.

I have to believe the same exists in Bangkok. Just the level of cleanliness is probably something that most of us don't want to deal with. Along with the language issues you run into in Thailand, I just guess we don't see it because it is way off the beaten path.

On the MED comments, I can't wait to get there. I think January is my trip out there. Probably not the best weatherwise, but its the only time I can pry myself away.

Hundreds of places qualifies as big to me! Thanks for all of the good info.

Well, Hunter would know as he lives in Medellin. I think you'll be very happy after you check it out.

Also, the weather really doesn't vary - I've been there in January and it's great - no problem there.



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w.s., what i know about mde is what you and juan have taught me so i guess we were working on different definitions of the word huge. Without reading into the debate, I automatically took huge to mean quantity. I agree, Mde does have many venues and has plenty of girls to choose from.

btw, sorry to hear about mangos. I thought juan knew what he was talking about...

As for centro being dangerous...I thought you told me that. Also thought that was the reason you stayed in the car and called the girls over to the taxi vs. getting dropped off in the streets to hunt on foot.

Based on my experience, centro (main sg territory) felt much more dangerous than the streets of tj. I've had a few robbery attempts on me in the mexican streets and avoided being taken by being vigilant and taking certain precautionary steps. In centro of mde where the sgs hang out, i felt the same vibe coming from many of the street lurkers when i in on foot during nighttime hours. i have also heard some horror stories from a couple of girls that work there. Perhaps i was being paranoid, but i'd rather be safe than sorry.


(Message edited by socrates69 on September 01, 2005)

Ok let me see if I got this straight…….medellin has over 300 massage parlors just waiting for our patronage, the cute little spinner maybe 18 y/o $5 sg’s in centro are thick as flies in a meat market; in oviedo, tesoro, and parque lleras the model quality worlds-most-beautiful ladies are easy pickins and available 24/7, and all the rest of the hot sexy gorgeous regular paisas that never even met a gringo but were born with the buried and burning desire to bed us cigar-chompin, potbellied, gray-haired gringos are primed and ready for the chance at some short time fun or more.

That’s right!......come on down boys the waters fine and it won’t be long before it’s as big and easy and plentiful as rio/pattaya!!! Don’t worry cause we know exactly which rooms have working a/c, which taxi guides know all the ropes and no problem if you want to bone our favoritas cause now they’re partial to us hombres since they love to see their pussy pix on the internet. and if you like, we can even arrange to have someone hold your peepee while you weewee ……

Tamaroy, I don´t think there are 300 hundred massage parlours, but several hundred places where there are hookers, massage parlours, bars, casas.

The streets of Centro are certainly not thick with hookers, several dozen to a hundred or so, although my info on that is a bit out of date, but thats the gist I get from the guys I meet.

The street with the wall to wall hookers behind Mangos, there are several hundred hookers.

Many of the casas, bars, street girls, in my opinium, not worth doing, but others may differ.

I have never been to Rio, there are 2,000 beer bars alone in Pattaya, plus the Go Go bars, massage parlours, etc, so there are far more hookers on the ground there, but there are probably far more girls in Medellin, who would turn a trick than there are in Pattaya, but Spanish skills, contacts etc., basically time is needed which is against most mongers visiting Medellin.

So from a mongers perspective I would class Medellin P4P as a lot smaller than Pattaya.

Hunter

Sniper, some of the places are top notch looking establishments, some of the places are OK, many are dumps.

If you look around the web and find some Thailand specific forums, you might find them mentioned there, or when you are in the Country and have the time and make some local contacts they will take you to them.

I haven't really been keeping up to date on information from Thailand, but the information that I had in the 90s, was that only a few percent of the hookers in Thailand were doing the foreigners, about 97% of the hookers there were doing the Thais.

Hunter

OK Tammy, you win. I've gone through all of the posts and realize that you're right and I'm wrong.

My 15 or so reports are full of inaccuracies and downright lies. You caught me. Of course, I have nothing on you because you've never written a report, but again - that's just me trying to cause a diversion now that you've exposed me for who I am.

Tammy is right. Medellin has very, very limited P4P opportunities and it is very, very dangerous. Hey - the US Gov't has a travel advisory saying so - and the Gov't is never wrong. Again, I digress.

I suggest we all follow Tammy's lead and use Costa Rica as our base. San Jose is wonderful - it's safe, they speak English and there are bargains all over the place. Why, I remember a street kid offering to sell me genuine Cuban Cohiba cigars for like $20 a box!!! That's 1/4 of the price they cost in Panama!!!

Tammy, I am sorry. It's just that I'm so jealous of you and your great life and that gorgeous girlfriend of yours - and I know I'll never be man enough to land someone like her.

Wow - it feels great to get that off my chest! I feel like a new man.

Tam, please let me know the next time you're in Medellin. I'd enjoy buying you a drink and maybe you can give me a few pointers on how to live the life I can only dream about at this point.

WIth warmest personal regards,

WS

Wally……costa rica is not my “base”, it’s my home. I got married here almost 30 years ago. Children, business, the works. Do you want to tell ME something about costa rica?????

I will tell YOU something about costa rica……this tiny country of a mere 4 million people has an incredibly huge number of beautiful and wonderful women like no place I’ve ever been. (not to mention many other positives. it's not the place i stumbled on 30 years ago but what is?) Of course you have to get out of gringo gulch to know that. hahahah

Happy to meet you in mde and who knows we might find common ground to share and become life long friends. If you click on my handle you will see I did attempt in my own “humble” way to contribute but I quickly got into trouble with one of the other superstars of mongerdom over the very same question……”if mde is huge what is rio?”……which I have decided to make the title of my soon to be published memoirs! LOL



(Message edited by tamaroy on September 02, 2005)

(Message edited by tamaroy on September 02, 2005)

Look, up in the sky. It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Sarcasm going right over Tammy's head!

Bird yes...plane no.

Plane didn't make it. Delayed by security. Passenger refused to surrender his deadly Mach III razor!

WS do you get it? Sarcasm!

AJ

How many Brasil or Colombia (or SEA for that many) vets among us consider Costa Rica to be for amateurs (for girl scene, certainly not for natural beauty options like ocean, rain forest, volcanos, etc.)??

As soon as I hear a poster make comparative claims of CR being better than any of the others I've listed I immediately put my shit deflector up.

AJ - I understand and actually appreciate sarcasm - yours was good. I find it sad that some people have their heads so far up their ass that they can't read between the lines.

Hook, line and sinker. Wow!