Archive 02

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By Habana on Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 02:49 pm:  Edit

haha. You, a funny guy!

By Layne87 on Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 04:15 pm:  Edit

Cmon..Dood and I have shared our wives with you and everyone else...so it is the only proper Hombre thing to do is to give her up my friend...it wont hurt for long trust me...Hell Don will do it for 2 beers...

By Dood on Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 07:08 pm:  Edit

2 beers? I think he'd do it for a hot dog.

:)

By Athos on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 08:22 am:  Edit

I had a fantastic time at Luomo yesterday. I think it is a great terma with good selection, 1/3 of garotas very doable. Uniform is white swimsuit top and very short cheerleader skirts.
When you arrive at the mall, take the stairs, make a 180 turn, reach the wall and make a left turn as you cannot guess where 143 is. Then make a right when reaching end.
Entrance fee is 40R, cabine is 130, suite is 175. Add 10R if you pay in cc.
I thought the garotas had excellent attitude and not aggressive at all. Very friendly atmosphere imho and I hope to come back for more.
Only 10 was Camilla but range is from 6 to 10 with median in the 7.5.
Am I saying I am drooling at Camilla, wow what an awesome sight...
Ended with loira Carla 8 in looks because of baby fat and not exactly the butt I can expect while in Rio. But 10 overall, as double bbbj, she was upset I came too early for her after a good 40 min of sexo. She berated me several times for coming without letting her come. So after showers I completed the job orally. The sheet was completely wet form her juices and as usual super clean and tasty lady. She wanted to fuck some more but I was not interested and too tired. Total time with Carla 2.5 hours.

By Youngtom on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 01:17 pm:  Edit

Athos - if L'umos is a 10, it will be interesting to see how you rate the good termas :)

By Layne87 on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 02:08 pm:  Edit

Athos- I figured you would like her...now you see why spending a week with her messed me up huh?!!

By Habana on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 02:25 pm:  Edit

Athos;

‘When’ you go back for Camilla. If she is taken again, ask for a girl called Michelle. Young small Mulatta from Ipanema. Dressing and looking like a perfect playboy bunny. Sweet and sexy as hell. Try her and report. I don’t think you will regret it!

By Youngtom on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 09:20 pm:  Edit

Whoops - looks like I can't read. I think athos was giving his 10 to Carla not L'uomos. Sorry Athos about my previous comment.

By Athos on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 06:50 am:  Edit

YT
Indeed Carla was a 10 in the sack, highly recommended top 10 session lifetime. She completely melted so I feel bad if i have to help myself in front of her.

Habana
Thanks for michelle heads up, I saw a gorgeous morena but can't remember her name, bit petite maybe 5'2 but what a face.

My plan for tonight has been messed up by this garota from Barbarella who wants dinner with me at Ipanema so Luomo is only backup tonight but there is always next sun.

By Dood on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 08:31 am:  Edit

Athos, who's Carla? You mean Camillia right? Shhh.. don't tell layne :)

By Layne87 on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 02:19 pm:  Edit

Dood...KMA..I like Athos....just Habana I am keeping away!!!

Athos has same taste or real close as I do...I see he did same girl I did in Solarium that no one else had done here for some odd reason?!...so his info on new girls can help me....plus he is a whore and wont stay in one place for too long ..

By Habana on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 03:00 pm:  Edit

Thanks for the flattering remark ‘Line’..

By Athos on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 08:25 am:  Edit

Carla was there last night as I did not recognize her but Camila was proud to point her out to me then make out even harder. Fortunately Carla was busy with client.
Line up is awesome at Luomo, forget Camila there were other garotas nearly as good looking with even prettier faces.
Carla I would never have picked had last night been my first foray into Luomo. But for good sexo, can't go wrong with her.
I have to rank Carla and Camila pretty equal in dfk as well as bbbj, nod to Camila for f. has perfect pussy. Camila way better in looks.
Carla is an 8 in looks but not in top 1/3 ouch...
If or rather when I come back, I will try for a festa of 3 garotas, Camila and 2 other willing garotas.

By The_Artist on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:03 am:  Edit

Athos,
I think the festa might be a good idea. It will give Camilla someone else to focus on and you may be safer. The last time we were together I asked her how many men she had killed. She just laughed.This probably will not work with Camilla but I find groups convenient since there is always someone to hold the camera.

By Dood on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:10 am:  Edit

I think the real question is not how my wives we have.. but how many husbands Camilla has :)

Seriously, I have yet to see a more perfectly formed female. Ever.

Add her killer personality to the mix, and like Layne, you're fucked. (Literally and figuratively of course.)

By Layne87 on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 04:11 pm:  Edit

Camila idea--lets all get together and buy her visa and she can visit each one of us here for one month...she will not last long before someone takes her off the program with her personality...I want July please...

By Dood on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 04:30 pm:  Edit

I'll take june.. I hate having sloppy 5,452nd's... :)

By The_Artist on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 06:54 pm:  Edit

A month!!! I'm not sure I could take a week of her full attention. An hour at a time is perfect. Let's leave well enough alone. Besides, even if she leaves the program next year think of the current 17 year olds she will be making room for.

By Dood on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:29 pm:  Edit

Wow.

That's some serious logic I never though about.

Damn you artist. You come up with all the good shit.

By Athos on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 07:51 am:  Edit

Camila should be ClubHombre poster sex provider, do not take her off the program ...
She seemed to have her head on her shoulder and seemed pretty smart.

By The_Artist on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 10:27 am:  Edit

If she wasn't so camera shy I'd suggest a deal to her in which she represented the talent in Rio for all those poor souls who had to stay home. She could do it as good as anyone. Fortunately not even Camilla could pull it off since one of the great things about Rio is the variety.
Thought For The Day:
There are thousands of beautiful women turning 18 EVERY SINGLE DAY. Got to love those statistics.

By Layne87 on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 02:01 pm:  Edit

Athos-- I was hoping you would join in on our monthly Camila club...she is very smart...I cant afford to take her off or I would.

Dood--I have some new pics of her I will bring with me to show you to see if they do her any better....but still the queen was better looking over all..exteme hardbody and curves...

Artist--I am afraid there are not many camila quality coming to Rio very often....nice fantasy tho....

By The_Artist on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 03:12 pm:  Edit

Layne,
I think we all agree that there are not many like Camilla, period. However, I have found that a liberal diet of 9's makes the heartbreak of a 10 sooo much easier to bear. Actually that's what initially started me in this line of endevor...a broken heart over a 10. Several hundred women later and i think I may just about be over her. Better try another hundred just to be sure. I'll send you a pic so you can see what I mean.

By Habana on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 06:13 pm:  Edit

Ditto Artist; Still think about my Cuban 10 almost every day, but I have found that building an average of 50-60 new girls each year is the my best medicine and have therefore being doing that before, during (just to be safe) and after my relationship with her. Hopefully I will be able to do the same until I reach you age Artist. Amen!

About Loumo : From my experiences the atmosphere is a bit warmer her and at Monte Carlo compared to 4x4 and Solorium, places more directed towards Brazilians. With ’warmer’ I mean more making out in the bar not so pushy about going upstairs etc. Could be just a coincident, anyone with similar experiences?

By Youngtom on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 06:55 pm:  Edit

Hey Habana - how's your portuguese? If you don't know any then all the girls will want to head for the cabine. It wouldn't suprise me if Brazilan/Portuguese was best selling Pimsleur language (just from the guys from this board).

I'd have to agree with you about 4x4. At Solarium, the girls are very willing to spend plenty of time in the boite with me. Of course, I go there often enough that they probably think that I'm part of the furniture. Being a regular has its advantages, the girls all recognize you & they know who you usually go with etc. If your fav isn't around and you are talking with another girl, then she knows that her time has finally come so they usually are very accommodating (it seems like they feel like they need to prove that they are better than the rest of the girls).

I've personally never been overly impressed with the overall talent at MC and L'umos (with the exception of one unnamed but frequently mentioned garota :) ). But I try to hit as many termas as possible each trip so hopefully I'll change my mind after this trip.

By The_Artist on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 01:12 am:  Edit

Habana,
What do you mean "my age".Everyone knows I'm only 25 (in my mind at least)
L'Uamo and Monty Carlo have always impressed me as more friendly than the other terms and the management there has always bent over backwards to see that I am pleased. The same cannot always be said for some other clubs. I have specifically had bad experiences with the management of Solarium. (Details in my new Rio report) Yes, the girls at the Copa termas might not be the most outstanding beauties in Rio, but damned if they don't try harder and effort counts in my book. I never leave these clubs unsatisfied.Besides, you never know when you will discover a diamond in the rough.

By Youngtom on Friday, May 17, 2002 - 01:37 am:  Edit

If one goes to any club long enough at some point, you will run into some kind of problem that will end up involving management. I totally agree with Artist regarding the management at Solarium. If you have any financial disputes, the management generally does not give you the benefit of the doubt. Fortunately, things generally go well at Solarium so there are not many disputes. The only termas management that is worse than Solarium in Rio is the one & only Centarus. That is the reason that you pay up front there, if you get pissed off & decide to leave (or any other reason)then well they have their money & they don't give it back. Generally, life is good in all the termas but every once in a while something will happen and management needs to listen to your story & give you your money back but at Solarium & Centarus that generally does not happen.

By Layne87 on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 - 05:52 pm:  Edit

Camila is gone..told ya she would not last...Man from Germany is taking her tomorrow...let us bow our heads a moment in silence for those of us who got to enjoy this special girl...

By Dood on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 - 07:33 pm:  Edit

:(

By Youngtom on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 07:20 am:  Edit

I finally completed the termas cycle (been to all the major Rio termas & checked out the cabine) last night. I went to L'umos and actually ended up hitting the cabines with a cute garota. I have to upgrade my L'umos talent rating from a strong sell to a hold (requires more study - worth returning to). I think that the Brasilan national basketball team must have had an off week & were working in L'umos to pick up some spare change as all the girls in there were very tall (of course some of those are those 9 inches heels that they all wear). I picked the only one who I though might not be able to dunk the basketball (but as I was discover, she had other talents). There was a screw up with them trying to figure out where customer #05's (me) bill was while I was in the cabine and we were doing to deed. They called twice asking for confirmation that I was #5 and banged on the door 3 times to look at the key. I would have thought that they would have realized that would be a bit distracting ;seems like working there paperwork problems out after the session might make more sense but what do I know. I had to laugh after each time my girl showed them the key, she would prance back to the bed and leap into it, jump back into the ready position and gleefully instruct me to get going. And you know me, I'll always follow orders like that.

Camila was there & looking fine. Although she was feuding with some drunk guy there so I provided some free psychiatric, she told me to call her, and I ended up going to the cabine with another girl.

By Dood on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 12:54 pm:  Edit

Camilla was there?? Layne said she was gone...

By Youngtom on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 01:33 pm:  Edit

Yep, currently there. I believe she left when Layne was here on his last trip & then has since returned.

By Dood on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 02:07 pm:  Edit

Layne said she was moving to germany today or something.. I dunno.. He'll chime in soon for sure.

By Layne87 on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 05:06 pm:  Edit

I just got off the phone with her..she is at the airport right now...plane leaves at 1030...she says she will return..maybe...just have to see..as long as the girl is happy...she deserves it...

By Sakebomb on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

hic..hic...why do you have to rain on my parade like that Layne...j/k...there goes the future mother of my children. I haven't seen her yet, but just hope she'd come back in late June to bear my baby in a cabin at the terma...hic...hic..

By Layne87 on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 05:30 pm:  Edit

you may want to get her to MC then ..she wants twins...

By Athos on Friday, May 24, 2002 - 08:44 am:  Edit

Layne87
I believe Camila has a gf in Germany who married a hombre. So maybe she is just visiting her amiga.
I understood her to support some members of her family but again what is to believe.
She mentioned dating two americanos in the past, one from Boston and one from LA. By dating I mean the guy stays with her in her apartment with no money being exchanged.
Garotas are willing to move to USA or Europe. Give them an orgasmo and you'll be enlisted right away.

By Layne87 on Saturday, May 25, 2002 - 06:01 am:  Edit

Afraid it was another Hombre from Germany. I believe she will be back but the dollar figured indicated was quite high so it may allow her to stay away longer..

Yes she was to marry the guy in Boston...yes date was like what you did with her..if she asks to see you on the outside this is because she likes you not because she wants money from you...I bet you she did not ask for money when you saw her outside the terma..

By Athos on Saturday, May 25, 2002 - 07:31 am:  Edit

Layne87
You're correct no money exchanged during date. I am such a putanero, very sweet garota but not exact chemistry for me.
Ah these europeans, they do not have to go through the visa b.s. so I can understand.

By Athos on Monday, May 27, 2002 - 03:19 pm:  Edit

I can't figure Luomo but for guys on a budget, Luomo always seems to have a discount so 40 min can set you up as low as 150R.

By Stayawayjoe on Friday, June 07, 2002 - 06:56 pm:  Edit

As opposed to Centaurus, I have always been lucky here. That had some nice tall ones. I like them about 170m and above.

By Roger on Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 07:00 am:  Edit

Has anyone recently seen Luiza at L'uomo? She was there the last two times I was in Rio. Small girl, dark skin, appears in the second scene in the Buttman movie on Carnival. Nice girl.

Going back to Rio soon, will need other recommendations at L'uomo if Luiza is no longer there.

By The_Artist on Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 08:53 am:  Edit

I believe I know the girl you are speaking of.She has been at L'uamo for at least 3 years.Very cute, anal specialist, wears a lot of blue eye makeup? She is featured in pic #20 and#21 of section 3 of my Rio Extravaganza report.(This may not help since I don't show her face ,but she wears a gold star of David on a necklace.) If this is her she is still there (as of June 1) and just as sweet as ever. Check out my report for other recommendations at L'Uamo.

By Athos on Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 12:39 pm:  Edit

There was a Luiza working at Luomo in May. Petite, 5'2, very nice hourglass, average face too oval and yes lots of eye makeup.

By Bluestraveller on Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 08:34 pm:  Edit

This has to be the same Luiza that I was with when I visited L'Uomo in May. However, I did not know that she was into anal or had was in a porn movie. She had artificial breasts as I recall.

BluesTraveller

By The_Artist on Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 10:59 pm:  Edit

The Luiza that I know is all natural. I am not certain that this is the same girl Roger is refering to but she is a great little worker. In fact she is the only girl I have enjoyed on every one of my trips. I almost neglected a visit with her this last time but I'm certainly glad I corrected that potential oversight.Very much a GFE.

By Roger on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 04:29 am:  Edit

Luisa is all natural, rather large lovely breasts for a very small girl. Dark skin. I have photos. Will have to figure out how to post them. Or rent Buttman does Carnival and watch her in the second scene. Very hot. But she never did all that for me. Nice girl too.

Not sure how to access the extravaganza trip report..guess I have to learn.

By The_Artist on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 10:15 am:  Edit

Roger,
To access the trip report click on"TripReports" in the lefthand menu. Scroll down until you see one entitled "Rio Extravaganza: The Big Leagues"
I believe her pictures are in section 2 of the report (#20 and #21). Like I said, these pics do not show her face. I do have some shots of her face...if you wish to compare let me have your e-mail address and i will send you one.
I will have to go out and get that Buttman video.I love to have professional videos of girls I have done. Thanks for the tip.

By Bluestraveller on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 08:22 pm:  Edit

Artist,

I have to believe that it is the same Luiza. I remember the blue eye make up very clearly, and it seems improbable that there are two petite brunettes working at L'Uomo named Luiza. I would not have known her breats weren't real, but she told me so.

Anyways, I'm going back at the end of June, and I will certainly get to the bottom of this. Literally. LOL

BluesTraveller

By Roger on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 08:59 pm:  Edit

Artist, let's exchange email and photos on this. I have some of Luiza you will like. And thanks for the info on trip reports, I found your report but don't have the right membership to see photos yet.

rroger222@hotmail.com

Guess Luiza will be busy, I'll be in Rio second week of July...hopefully at the bottom of something...or someone.

Artist, other recommendations at l'uomo or Rio welcome.