By Alphaman on Thursday, February 05, 2009 - 06:58 pm: Edit |
For shits and giggles, and since its Oscar Season in the USA...and lets imagine CH is the Academy of Bundas ... if you had to vote to nominate for the "Termas Oscar" in the following categories who would get your vote*?
1. Hottest overall looks (name / terma)
2. Best sexual skills (name / terma)
3. Best overall terma cast (terma)
*Active girls only
By Majormajor on Thursday, February 05, 2009 - 07:21 pm: Edit |
What about these categories?
Best Anal
Best Dupla
Best BBBS
Maybe you might have some other categories.MM
By Johnnyroc on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 01:33 pm: Edit |
how about best BBBJ, best photo from a cabini, best squirter?
By Alphaman on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 02:03 pm: Edit |
Ok so who do you like in ANY of the mentioned categories?
By Copperfieldkid on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 02:58 pm: Edit |
For
Best Anal
Best Dupla
Best BBBS
I will nominate three that have consistently provided great service; Bia, Ohanna, and Cindy [4x4]
They have worked at several termas and anyone here should know them by name.
CFK
(Message edited by copperfieldkid on February 06, 2009)
By Hemp on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 03:12 pm: Edit |
Si Amigo
By Laguy on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 03:29 pm: Edit |
Before one can vote on the movie Oscars, the Academy is supposed to provide opportunities for the "members" to familiarize themselves with each nomination, in the case of movies by viewing them.
Would someone please box up Bia, Ohanna, and Cindy so they can be delivered to my doorstep (or bedroom) so that I can be similarly fully-informed when I vote?
Actually, having already experienced Bia (there should be an Oscar for any Brazil monger who hasn't experienced Bia, since he would be truly unique) I'll settle for Ohanna and Cindy.
By Catocony on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 05:01 pm: Edit |
I talked to Cindy a bit this afternoon. She's switched to one-piece bikini, the girl is getting very soft in the middle. Bang her now before she really plumps up.
That said, the plumpness is making her tits even bigger.
By Topfotog on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 06:55 pm: Edit |
Could someone post photos of the contenders? I personally did not have the pleasure but I heard great things about Joycee from MC.
By Catocony on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 07:18 am: Edit |
These would be some of my categories:
Best Fake Orgasm
Best Fake Favorita
Best Fake Fiance
Best Fake Heterosexual (half of GdPs are dykes you know)
Best Fake Job You Tell Family and Friends You Do
Best Fake Family and Friends You Tell Your Clients You Have
Best Bullshit Lie That A Client Believed
By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 07:28 am: Edit |
I agree with Cat!
Even a blind man knows a good sexual experience, but try seeing thru all the excuses, stories, etc we have all heard and experienced in the various countries and cultures our hobby takes us. Some of these truly are academy award winning performances.
CFK
By Blissman on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 08:49 am: Edit |
So, CFK, what are you trying to say? You mean some of these ladies are not entirely honest? Say it ain't so...
By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 10:00 am: Edit |
It ain't so......
They have a deep and abiding love for you... unless it gets in the way of the money.
They have an average of 999 ways to separate you from your money, not including your own ways
CFK
By Bwana_dik on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 04:20 pm: Edit |
They have an average of 999 ways to separate you from your money, not including your own ways
The words of a true expert, who has had every one of these 999 methods tested on him. All worked...
By Bwana_dik on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 04:27 pm: Edit |
(there should be an Oscar for any Brazil monger who hasn't experienced Bia, since he would be truly unique)
It's truly an honor to accept this award. I would like to thank my co-star, CortoGringo, without whom I could never have been nominated for, let alone won, this award. Thank you all, members of the CH Academy, from the bottom of my heart!
By Laguy on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 04:54 pm: Edit |
I neglected to include the rather obvious caveat that Bwana is no longer eligible for this award because his recent travels have disqualified him from status as a Brazil monger. We are talking about Bia from Brasil, not Bia from the Philippines, or god knows where!
Any bona fide takers for the Brazil Mongers Haven't Done Bia Award out there?
By Bwana_dik on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 05:25 pm: Edit |
Laguy,
You can exclude me when the total # of days you've spent in Brazil surpasses the total # I've spent there . And were you not recently seen poking some of the Tulip girls in Bangkok???
My travels outside Brazil are done solely for scientific purposes...to recalibrate my P4P rating scale. I am, first and foremost, a Brazilianist. But I find that the depth of my appreciation for the complex culture of Brazilian garotas de programa is greatly enhanced by occasional study of putas in other, divergent cultural and economic contexts.
Thus, I wish to re-state my claim for this award. Should this request be denied, you will be contacted by my legal team. I am, however, certain that we can resolve this matter amicably, without resort to formal mechanisms for dispute resolution.
By Laguy on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 05:36 pm: Edit |
Bwana: You'd be surprised how many days I've spent in Brasil. One of my big fears a few years in a row was whether Brasilian immigration actually had the computer power to know when someone stayed longer than 180 days in a year (I knew they would be unlikely to count all the days by looking at the numerous stamps).
That said, you busted me on Tulip. However, the Tulip girls do qualify as quasi-Brasileiras and so I think I'm absolved.
(Message edited by LAguy on February 07, 2009)
By Hunterman on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 08:58 pm: Edit |
Alas, I am eligible for the Brazil Mongers Haven't Done Bia Award. I didn't want to confess this in previous discussions that posited that anyone who had spent any time in the termas had done Bia, because there was no actual Award involved.
And I believe the Tulip girls are actually Brasileiras who were victims of drug injections gone wrong that were supposed to enlarge their asses and thighs, but instead slanted their eyes. They certainly perform like termas garotas. So Laguy IS absolved (although of what, I'm not sure).
By Cincoleche on Saturday, February 07, 2009 - 09:26 pm: Edit |
I will throw out some names for some active nominees.
Overall looks (Face/Body): Evelyn (4x4)
Best Overall Performer: Sayuri (4x4)
Best Anal Provider: Lorraine (4x4)
Best BBBJ/CIM: Joyce (Cancun)
By Azguy on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 04:35 pm: Edit |
I think the best advise I ever had was when Don and I walked into Luomos and Bia was standing there. Don said grab her, she wont last long. Thanks Don.
Ohanna was great too. but who is Cindy? Anyone have a picture of her?