Archive 04

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By Citydude on Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 08:49 pm:  Edit

Bluestraveller: I agree with YT - You'll want to banter, and do pub-talk - Do it in an off-topic discussion tree. This way, new folks can get a structured way of getting info. YMMV.
Maybe "hombre" should create a Top-level-group called day-to-day banter, and BR/AR/Co/CR folkd can engage in I-do-our-wide-and-you-do-mine-*or*-you-dont-do-my-wife-and-I-do'nt-your......

By Dongringo on Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 09:30 pm:  Edit

Nothing but information? I always perceived this to be a "virtual lockerroom". I remember a lot of information getting exchanged back in my lockerroom days, but we didn't all do it while sitting neatly at attention with our hands folded in our laps like it was a formal british tea party. No...when a bunch of guys get around and talk about sex, there's bound to be some Tomfoolery...it's part of the game.

That said, I've recently begun using Hombre's Inbox feature a lot. I've been pleasantly surprised by how much I've learned from knowledgable hombres. A lot of valuable information is being exchanged behind the scenes COMBINED with some tomfoolery This ultimately hurts the open exchange that makes this a great board.

So which is better - Too much info or too little?

By Layne87 on Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 09:43 am:  Edit

Do self righteous people like YT and citydude have the right to tell us what we can write..lets get this thing settled right now...the board is a great place but dang this is silly..

By Mitchc on Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 01:02 pm:  Edit

He said 'dang'.

By Canonperdido on Thursday, September 26, 2002 - 03:21 pm:  Edit

Layne87 us right.

By Youngtom on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 01:25 am:  Edit

Oh my buddy Layne - if you were more observative you might have figured out that this is an unmoderated board and you (or anyone) can fucking say thing that you want to say (and boy is that is scary). Please don't tell anyone about our secret.

In fact, I have Camilla, Bia & Rebecca here in my apt & there is some weird shit dripping down Bia's face. Where is the damn fire hose when you need it? Ha ha. So funny. And a pleasure to read along - I can't understand why every one misunderstands me. I was only passing this info along in a community spirit building effort.

BTW - AA seems to finally have some pretty good fares to Brazil for the first time in about a year. I'm sure this funny post will encourage folks to post more (esp. child molesters).

As always the self righteous one
YT

By Layne87 on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 06:51 am:  Edit

I SO look forward to the day I get to meet you in person oh self righteous one...

By Rexxx on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 12:28 pm:  Edit

/insert Rodney King quote here...

By Sakebomb on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 03:50 pm:  Edit

Layne, damn it...Stay in your layne!!! Mutual respect is the key here Layne. If it bothers others, let try to stop it...(no #$%&ing way) or at least minimize it. With that to say, anything which isn't related to screwing Layne's ex&future-wifes wouldn't further be allowed...

How's life treating you in Belly Horizon???

By Layne87 on Saturday, September 28, 2002 - 07:56 am:  Edit

come on I just want to buy uncletom a cup of coffee guys...really thats all...

By Sbronx77 on Sunday, October 13, 2002 - 11:08 pm:  Edit

Anybody seen Patricia??

By Layne87 on Monday, October 14, 2002 - 05:38 pm:  Edit

Yes Sbronx77-- she is an outstanding lay.I actually believe her when she says she loves sex....her skin and ass are very smooth..she is not the typical hard body found in Rio..she is very soft in the right way...all that with the outlandish personality make her a must do IMHO..as a matter of fact most of you guys should do this girl instead of Camila!!!

By Sbronx77 on Monday, October 14, 2002 - 06:14 pm:  Edit

Damn, I better get there early, 'cause it seems there's gonna be a line to get next to Patricia!! I look forward to "my experience" with her. I'm sure it ought to be one of the many highlights of being in Rio!!! I keep looking at BT's Video of her and I can hardly wait. I'm ready to "rumble".

By Athos on Monday, October 14, 2002 - 10:09 pm:  Edit

OK Layne87 if I can get to Bia, I'll leave Camila alone.

By Sakebomb on Monday, October 14, 2002 - 11:06 pm:  Edit

Bia is hot!!!
Bia-Camila or Cam-Bia combo anyone???
Wish I can quench my thirst with a "Bia"...

By Hombrecito1 on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 02:52 am:  Edit

Sakebomb,

Bia-Camilla might be too much. Both of them wore me completely out and were wanting more when I left. I don't think they are friends, so they may not be into it.

By Mitchc on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 07:30 am:  Edit

I was very unimpressed with Bia. As far as looks go; you can't compare her to Camilla. Camilla is much more attractive (in my opinion).

By Athos on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 09:14 am:  Edit

MitchC
Was Bia unimpressive to you because of looks or because of services rendered?
It's always YMMV in looks as everyone gets it up differently :-)

By Hombrecito1 on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 10:53 am:  Edit

Mitchc,

You just had a bad session and she was probably not feeling well or something. I've heard 10 other hombres rave about her. She was one of the best sessions of my life. I can see how you might say Camilla is more attractive though.

By Layne87 on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 11:17 am:  Edit

A Bia- Camila combo would be awesome...I tried like hell to talk her into on the last day ( I even begged on my knees ) but she would only give up her best friend ...

they are friends but camila is a bit jealous over the attention Bia is collecting..they are front runners every week on takes...but they are night and day in looks comparison..another good reason why a 3way with these two should be something to shoot for...

OK Athos---there is a good goal for you...

By Mitchc on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 02:36 pm:  Edit

It was only partially the looks, but the session just was not good. I figure it might have been because I did not really spend time with her before hand. I was in there for a Sunday and I was leaving that night. I QUICKLY set up a session with her because I had numbers that I wanted to pull before leaving for the airport and time was in short supply. I don't know if that is why it sucked or not. You are right; many hombre have raved about it. She had to go on a mid-session bathroom run, which took way too long. That is also a big negative.

By Sakebomb on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 03:11 pm:  Edit

I guess you have materialized the saying "I'm gonna 'f' the shit outa her."

What's next Mitchc, "I'm gonna 'f' her brains out"???

By Athos on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 03:42 pm:  Edit

Mitchc
Women can sense men's vibes when they are not into it. So not surprised to hear about mixed session.

By The_Artist on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 03:51 pm:  Edit

Another first...I never thought I would ever read a negative review about Bia. I suppose it had to happen...a girl who does as much business as she does has got to have a bad day at some point. Bia vs. Camilla... what an interesting face off. It would be very difficult to give either of them the advantage in any of the traditional catagories: looks, attitude, and performance. I've done each of them about a half dozen times and I can't decide...obviously more research is indicated...can't wait for my next trip the first of Dec.

By Athos on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 05:01 pm:  Edit

The Artist, you gotta have an opinion after 12 sessions!!!

By Mitchc on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 05:38 pm:  Edit

I am going to try it again in a few weeks and will give a report. Now, I am actually looking forward to it.

Sakebomb, yeah the bathroom runs are becoming more common it seems. It's convenient at 4x4 where you can just throw them into the adjacent shower and then get back to business quickly. I do this with Rebecca all the time. You would think that in their line of work, they might take care of this better. It can turn a brother off pretty quick.

By Bwana_Dik on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 05:53 pm:  Edit

I'm with MitchC in my preference for Camila in the looks department. Not that I'd ever say "no" to a session with Bia, but I find Camila more beautiful in an exotic sort of fashion. And Camila has maybe the softest skin I've ever felt (tied for first w/ Rebecca).

As for performance, either is capable of killing you on a good day. Given the numbers Bia seems to run through (does she EVER spend more than five minutes out in the boite?), I can imagine her having some off-hours or days.

I've never experienced the "bathroom run" phenomenon. I almost always go with the suite option, but even there, where there is a bathroom available, I've only had one girl ask to hit the head mid-session, and that was when Samara was throwing her guts up...

By Dood on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 07:24 pm:  Edit

Bwana...

The only reason Mitch's girls need the bathroom is because he requires anal, and then they shit on him.. :)

By Dongringo on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 07:53 pm:  Edit

Dood
hahaha - quite the insightful observation about MitchC, aka The Anal Avenger.

At the risk of offending those loyalists of the board, I found neither Bia nor Camilla to be attractive.

By Athos on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 08:39 pm:  Edit

Don DonGringo
Can you give us a third option or fourth option for Luomo?

By Canonperdido on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 08:59 pm:  Edit

I see that none of you guys believe in Moondog's 3 times rule. As members of this board, you need to explain yourselves for this laspe in your behavior.

Of course, I have also asked Moondog why his 3 times rule has morphed in the 15 times rule.

These explanations, or justifications, should present some interesting reading. :)

By Bwana_Dik on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 09:19 pm:  Edit

Which 3X rule are you referring to? There are several:

Don't have more than three separate sessions with a girl;

Always try for 3 holes per session;

Visit at least three termas per day;

Never take more than three girls into a suite at a time;

Don't allow a girl to shit on you more than three times (MitchC's special 3X rule).

By Canonperdido on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 10:13 pm:  Edit

Moondog's 3 times rule of never going out more then 3 times with the lady.

Hay. MitchC's 3 times rule I have not tried yet, but I do not know everything.

Can't do the 3 termas / day at my age, but great if you can.

Heck, without Geritol, I could not do the 3 girls at once rule. Probably, I would have a heart attack.

Oh well. I guess all rules were make to be broken except the 3 hole rule. I still think that I would have fun violating this rule. :):):)

By Cortogringo on Tuesday, October 15, 2002 - 10:35 pm:  Edit

I have to along with Layne87 on this one, Patricia has moved up the chart. I mean did you see the video!!! But, next has to be Camilla. Don't know what all the fuss is about Bia.

Bwana Dik, liked your explanation of the 3X rule, and to think I was looking to Bluestraveller for advise.
CG

By Dongringo on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 04:20 am:  Edit

Athos
Raphaela is a good 3rd option at Luomo.
For a 4th, how about a double with Raphaela and Brisa.

Bwana gets my vote for ironman. His triathalon is 3 holing 3 garotas at a time in 3 termas. That's 27 ports of entry in one day. How would you train for such an event?

I always wondered why Mitchc carried baby wipes around with him. But the diaper rash cream still has me guessing...

By Bwana_Dik on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 05:01 am:  Edit

DG-
I've never pulled off the complete trifecta (the triple triple triple). Best I've ever done is three doubles in one day at one termas. But I have something to shoot for in January. Now, the challenge is to select the triples at the three termas...

By Bluestraveller on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 08:07 am:  Edit

CortoGringo,

I don't make the rules, I just break them.


Bwana and DonGringo

That would give new meaning to the Triathlon event. I don't think that you train for the event. It's like the lottery, you just jump in and start playing.

A more important question is what do you win?

Raphaela and Brisa are actually good friends. When I did my Brisa/Bia double, Brisa told me she prefered to go with Raphaela, and in fact that was the first double with Brisa and Bia together. Yes, I am a lucky guy.

As far as Mitch's special 3X rule, I am staying far fay away from that one.

Adeus,

BT

By Moondog on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 08:13 am:  Edit

CP,

Hell, I like the girl. That's why the 3x rule was broken.

By Moondog on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 08:14 am:  Edit

After 3x though, you just have to be careful which head you are using for brains. :)

By Moondog on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 08:19 am:  Edit

I think she is worth breaking the 3x rule for. :-)

By Layne87 on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 08:56 am:  Edit

I would do her more than 3x but only for you Moondog!!

By Canonperdido on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 09:37 am:  Edit

Moondog. Just be careful that she does not have vaginal teeth. You never know when those can bite. They pop out when you least expect it. You cannot see them or even feel then until whoops.

We look up to you as one of our leaders that provide guideance to all of us. We follow your path, and then you divert from your own teachings. What are we to do?

CP

By Canonperdido on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 12:50 pm:  Edit

Moondog. She really is a beatiful lady. I see why rules are made to be broken. :)

By Moondog on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 - 02:46 pm:  Edit

We let each other have their space, but a re-union is always nice. :)

By Dood on Tuesday, November 05, 2002 - 04:06 pm:  Edit

Well.. it's confimed with my very own eyes..

Just got back from L'uomo and Bia is still there, and quite busy as usual.

By Hemp on Tuesday, November 05, 2002 - 05:31 pm:  Edit

Thank you Dood for the info. Now I can go to sleep knowing she is safe and sound doing 8 to 10 guys a night. Oh God I need a blue pill (Valium).
Hemp

By The_Artist on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 - 06:51 pm:  Edit

Good to hear about Bia. Thanks for the heads up Dood.

By Rexxx on Sunday, November 10, 2002 - 08:04 am:  Edit

/rubs hands excitedly thinking about upcoming december trip and Bia...

By Canonperdido on Monday, November 11, 2002 - 05:15 am:  Edit

I have Bia reserved from 22 Dec to 10 January. We will be vacationing is Souther Brazil, and Argentina. Sorry Rexxx. :)

By Rexxx on Monday, November 11, 2002 - 07:11 am:  Edit

I get there on 12/6...I'll make sure she gets some practice in so she's ready for ya', lol...