Archive 23

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By Mitchc on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 12:41 pm:  Edit

Anyone done the Monique recently? She still around?

By Gibletpie on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 05:31 am:  Edit

Monique was at MC as of 2 days ago....

GP

By Mitchc on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 12:37 pm:  Edit

Nice. Thanks.

By Bwana_dik on Wednesday, August 01, 2007 - 06:19 am:  Edit

Hey boys,

I was in L last night and had the pleasure of making the intimate acquaintance of Ohana (no, not the Ohana of 4X4 fame). This Ohana has been at L for a month, and was at MC for 7 months prior to coming to L. She moved to Rio 8 months ago from the NE. She's a morena with wavy hair and is probably about 5'4".

She is also a total nymph. We did the usual flirting from across the room (she dances well and is a bit of an exhibitionist). I waved her over and within 3 seconds she had her tongue down my throat and her hands on my cock. We played in the boite for about 30 minutes and headed back to a cabine.

Let me tell you, it been a while since I've popped twice in a 40 min. session, but I had no problems here. She's a true three-holer and is safada as any girl I've met. She had a bag of toys which she put to good use. She gives excellent head, is very enegetic, and clearly is intent on getting off herself (guys with weak hearts and limited stamina should avoid this one).

Favorite moment: I'm pounding away at her gorgeous cuzinho, she's got the vibrator jammed up her twat, and then, with her other hand, she pulls a huge cock-shaped dildo out of her bag of tricks and starts sucking on it like her life depends on it.

Essa moça é tão diferente! She is a "nota mil" and I highly recommend her.

BTW, the place was deader than a doornail last night. I was there from 5-8:30 and there were no more than 6-7 guys in the place the entire time.

By Diversity on Wednesday, August 01, 2007 - 05:45 pm:  Edit

you only popped twice with ohana, she loved having her video taken with her vibrator, loved the pics, not the cutest, but what a performer....

By Mitchc on Wednesday, August 01, 2007 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

Looks like a cross between Chuckie, Rich Hall and Alfred E. Neuman........with a dildo in pussy.

By Catocony on Wednesday, August 01, 2007 - 07:48 pm:  Edit

If you're thinking Rich Hall then I guess it would be a dildo stuck up the sniglet.

By Cincoleche on Saturday, August 04, 2007 - 02:32 pm:  Edit

LMAO at "Chuckie"...I was thinking the same thing when I saw the wicked midnight-blue eyeshadow. With the size of that dildo up her buceta, looks like she would enjoy a good fisting as well.

By Coats001 on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 12:43 am:  Edit

Hmm I know her in person. I thought she looked pretty good. Don't know what happend to her in that pic??

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 07:52 am:  Edit

She does like that pose, doesn't she?

And she's proud of her cu.

By Arellius on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 03:35 pm:  Edit

I've seen this girl in L, and while she does remind me of Chuckie in the first pic, she's a cute girl in person.

By Jrsx on Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 08:56 am:  Edit

I always make a stop at Luomo on all my visits to Rio. At 5:00 in the afternoon on a holiday Friday there were about 15-20 girls to choose from. There were at least 5 girls that were a possibility for me.

For my first session I selected Melissa. Melissa provided a covered BJ. This was the only one of twelve girls I did last week who insisted on a condom for the BJ. Despite this I still thoroughly enjoyed my session.

Photos: Melissa - Termas L'uomo 01 02 03

For my second session I selected an exotic beauty named Cacau. I had a great time with Cacau. Cacau asked me not to post any pictures of her face so I will honor that request.

Here is a rear view picture of the bronze beauty.

Photo: Cacau - Termas L'uomo

The total cost including drinks was 436R.

By Solid808 on Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 10:58 am:  Edit

Thanks for the nice post and pics Jrsx!

Ahhh I remember spending time with Cacau. She has a nice tight petite physique and is really cute with the braces on her teeth. And she has a great attitude...Wow...all the things one would want in a girl.

(Message edited by solid808 on September 16, 2007)

By bluelight on Friday, October 12, 2007 - 08:13 am:  Edit

Went to L twice this trip, completely different experiences. The first time was with Ohana. Based on the feedback given here I didn't go thru the interview process with her. If I had I would of figured out she is a hard-core pro, not a GFE experience. She has a nice body and a routine in the room. You'll get your pops, she ordered a RedBull from the room. She said something about it will be better. I had no desire to even talk to her the 2nd visit.

The second visit I talked to about 1/2 the girls and Lavinia convinced me she was the best. I wasn't excited that she spoke english and has lived in the US. She is Cuban, but her family moved to Brazil when she was in her teens. No kids. She didn't talk about this in the boite, but she has just finished her first video and has a contract to do 2 more. She told me this after our session. In summary, she has excellent skills and a total GFE.

So another lesson was reenforced, do the interview. Everyone doesn't like the same thing.

By Copperfieldkid on Friday, October 12, 2007 - 08:42 pm:  Edit

Bluelight,

you have to admit tho that Ohana puts on a good "show" with all her toys! For pure raw sex she's great, GFE-no way (LOL)
There's no doubt she failed Girlscouts

CFK

By bluelight on Sunday, October 14, 2007 - 03:26 pm:  Edit

CFK, may I suggest that you experience Samantha at 4x4 for "raw" sex. She tells me that she has a 12" amigo at home she plays with.

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, October 14, 2007 - 03:51 pm:  Edit

Bluelight,

thanks for the suggestion....is her 12" amigo a toy or the real deal? I would hate to stretch anything out! let alone ruin a perfectly good relationship......
BTY, I will be there in a few days if you are around lets get together.

CFK

By bluelight on Sunday, October 14, 2007 - 05:14 pm:  Edit

I don't know if she a real one or not - but I do know she has a toy one she loves. I just got back today. last trip for this year - I would love to hang out but not this time.

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, October 14, 2007 - 05:35 pm:  Edit

BL,
I will carry ON in true Rio tradition!
They all love their vibrators, second only to $$$.

See you another time-CFK

By Mitchc on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 - 07:13 pm:  Edit

Unimpressed with talent last Friday night. Settled for a repeat with Rebecca. Decent session, nice girl. Staff still awesome here. Real nice people. Seems kinda geared toward chubby-chasers lately. Might skip next trip. Actually, only visited on Friday because all other clubs were closed (holiday). Move forward.

By Cincoleche on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 07:28 am:  Edit

I was there recently. I was surprised to see so many black girls at a termas. Not trying to make racial remark, because I think Ingrid is hot...just a unusual observation based on what I am used to seeing at termas since brasilian guys aren't prone to paying for black women.
I ended up with Priscila, a nice-looking morena who was uneventful in the cabine.
Overall, the place was fairly empty with paying customers. I'd imagine girls are leaving there quite a bit without a program.
Music and smoke levels are the highest there as usual.

By Catocony on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 10:27 am:  Edit

Luomo has always had a higher percentage of black garotas than the other main termas. That percentage does seem even higher nowadays.

By Hemp on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 11:16 am:  Edit

That fucking DJ must be deaf or probably related to the owner. I and others use to tell them many times to turn the music down and they did for a short time and them blast it again. Shit that place could be empty and he keeps blasting away. When I hit the Lotto and buy the place he is HISTORY! - Hemp

By Itasca on Thursday, November 01, 2007 - 12:45 pm:  Edit

There weren't many guys in there last night for Halloween. I didn't session as usual. I'm still on my Copa terma boycott. They still haven't figured out that when demand goes down, you cut prices to increase it. Their $R60 entrance fee is obscene too. I think the only guys that ever session there anymore are the ones on their first trip, or on their once yearly trip.

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, November 01, 2007 - 05:44 pm:  Edit

Last week Luomos was the best I have seen it in years for Garota selection!

By Happyboy on Sunday, November 04, 2007 - 12:39 am:  Edit

i went there once this time in my trip... early october... You basically pay the door fee for the comforts.... less guys, more room, and the buffet ... I try to just take my time there, relax, eat some of the buffet, go into the wet sauna, etc..
I had a solid session with lorena.. she is the typical garota.. morena, black hair, beautiful skin, round firm bunda.. and she has incredible natural C-D cup breasts... Total GFE, no rush, great time..

By Itasca on Sunday, November 04, 2007 - 07:05 am:  Edit

Complete dickfest in there last night. More Brasilian men than I have ever seen in there at one time.

By Cincoleche on Sunday, November 04, 2007 - 03:02 pm:  Edit

Itasca.

If you have a Copa termas boycott and a negative experience at L on Halloween night, why did you go back 3 days later the day after a major holiday?? The beginning of the month is the time mostly all brasilians get paid....therefore, you should have expected a cockfest.
I don't especially like L because of the DJ, but there are some decent girls there. As HappyBoy said Loraine is very cute and a good performer. In my experience, the bartenders offer good service. I like the different kinds of caiprinhas. The buffet is decent. Cabine rooms and facilities are better than average.

Not sure what other termas you've been, but all the other quality termas are 60R for entrance except for 4x4 and Cancun and they are still 40R. Count a taxi in there and it is a wash.

I get a kick out of the fact there is a whorehouse in a shopping mall. Walk around a bit and absorb that fact. I don't know of any malls in the US I can find a whorehouse, pay 60R, and have some tanned brasiliera sitting on my lap tongue-kissing me. Sit back, enjoy a kiwi-caiprinha. Negotiate with the garota you will only take her to room if she licks your ass, takes it in the ass, and you cum in her mouth.

Guys go to these termas wanting that perfect-10, not fully appreciating it is the services that make these places better than just about any evening back in the US. (oh yeah, I am suffering Rio decadent sex withdrawal)

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, November 04, 2007 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

Cinco,
I haven't even been back a week and am going thru withdrawal! Thanks for bringing it up...
As I stated L was great not only this trip but 6 weeks earlier also. I was early so the DJ was not a factor....maybe you should bring him some new CD's........your comment about the whorehouse and mall was exactly what three of us were discussing as we headed for the escalator, laughing all the way!
CFK

By Cincoleche on Sunday, November 04, 2007 - 08:44 pm:  Edit

CFK,

I've got to say my last visit to L was not intentional. I needed 3-prong adapter, extension cord and a few other things. So, I went to the mall. I bought my stuff, got a juice and was just walking around like any other mall.

Since it was only 4:30pm, I thought I would just pay the 60R to visit L upstairs. Well, when I entered I was the only guy and I counted 16 garotas. Talking about feeling like fresh meat. 16 bikini-clad garotas staring me down, licking their lips, winking, spreading their legs... 2 garotas took me into the lounge and just about raped me. Yeah, 60R is obscene....

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, November 05, 2007 - 06:07 am:  Edit

Cinco,

to quote a quote: It's good to be the King!"

By Itasca on Monday, November 05, 2007 - 09:03 am:  Edit

Why did I go back?

Cinco, if you were down here for 6 weeks, you might be looking for something to do to pass the time too over a holiday weekend. There was no Karla/Scort Friday, Sat or Sunday, and my girls in my phone weren't cooperating, so it was either MC or L for me Sat, and I chose L.

Guys, I don't think I ever disparaged the talent. I should have been more clear. What I meant to say was that I am boycotting sessioning there. I'll still go there just to hang out and see my friends. There are still some cute girls in there. I never said there wasn't. However, you can get the same thing, with more choice, downtown.

By Catocony on Monday, November 05, 2007 - 10:49 am:  Edit

Sweet boycotted L about 10 times over a 2-year period. Myself, I didn't session last time there and for the most part am bored with the place, but if it's the only thing open go for it. I much prefer MC these days but you always need a change of pace.

Here's a tip - be a brasilero, go to L, grab ass, eat the buffet, have some drinks, maybe get a massage, and then go do a dive termas or apartment in Copa and have a program for R$50-100 instead of giving Phillippe R$200.

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, November 05, 2007 - 11:35 am:  Edit

Itasca,
as mentioned, Sweet boycotted Loumos for a long time, with no results, and if he couldn't get them to change with his unusual/normal commentary, the fact is you don't stand a chance!
Crater, give in, succumb, call it quits,throw in the towel (just have your underwear on for the sake of all within seeing distance!) and have a good time, that's what it's all about!
MC and Cancun are excellent choices..
CFK

By Itasca on Monday, November 05, 2007 - 03:12 pm:  Edit

Sweet bought enough Meilo from them, that they should have given him lifetime free entrance.

I go to Luomo for the shower now. Best water pressure in Rio.

By Hemp on Monday, November 05, 2007 - 03:25 pm:  Edit

Brings back memories - the last boycott I remember from Sweet at "L" was when they wouldn't allow him to bring in his cell phone. I lived down there then and man did the shit hit the fan. We use to say hey Dougie let's go to "L" and waited for the reaction "It wasn't pretty". RIP Dougie - Hemp

By Latinalover on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 - 01:32 am:  Edit

CL
I think the termas will always be hit and miss. I was in L in August, stayed for 20min. and left. This time, late Oct. I went twice with CFK and both times we had a blast. 15 to 20 garotas and 3 or 4 guys. I saw at least 6 or 7 real hotties with sweet dispositions. Only problem was i ran out of milk...lol or I would have done all of them. If you go to L, I recommend go early, right at 4, you will have you pick and watch the stream of girls coming in for about the next hour or so. Retreat to the rest area and have some buffet, very good this trip by the way, and hang out and watch the girls pop in from time to time looking for a session.

By Riojake on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 - 03:23 pm:  Edit

You know, the whole buffet thing at L is great. When I was there last is was during the Pan American games and at one point there were more people in the lounge area watching the game and eating buffet than in the boite. When the game was over everyone sort of looked at each other and realized that they were not at a party but at a Temas and the girls all scurried back into the boite. Hilarious.

By Mitchc on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 04:27 pm:  Edit

Went to L on Friday night and last night. Almost no dudes on Friday night and plenty of bored chicks (decent selection too). Tried Lana and had an awesome time. Recommended. I returned on Sunday and it was packed with robe-wearers. I had a great session with a fat blonde chick with big boobs (forgot name). I walked out of cabine after 9:00 pm and still made it to work in Florida this morning.

By Dongringo on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 09:32 pm:  Edit

Mitch writes I had a great session with a fat blonde chick?

Hombre: Either Mitchc has developed a taste for the rubenesque, or this may be a breach in your sites security. Please check to make sure that noone has stolen Mitch's password and hacked into his account.

I vote the latter.

Concerned,
DG

By Gcl on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 11:30 pm:  Edit

Deeg, If she was cute and not "elderly" (translation = over 25) then I could see Mitch going for a rubenesque Gdp.

Mitch?

By Mitchc on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 - 03:44 am:  Edit

Sitting in boite at 8:15 pm on a Sunday evening with a 10:35 pm American Airlines ticket in pocket, I had to make a sensible move.

By Dongringo on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 - 05:13 am:  Edit

Sitting in boite at 8:15 pm on a Sunday evening with a 10:35 pm American Airlines ticket in pocket, I had to make a sensible move.

with two hours and 20 minutes till take off, and a 40 minute ride to the airport, one might think the sensible move would be to a waiting taxi instead of falling into the heavy arms of yet another garota. just a thought.

when settling your tab, did you have enough cash to pay for the fat chick? or did you try to barter with the terma and offer women's garments?

By Zoner on Sunday, January 13, 2008 - 08:29 am:  Edit

Price update:
entrada 60.
entrada reduced to:
50 if you session once,
35 if you session twice,
0 if you session thrice.

cabine 60 40min
garota 140 40min, 180 60min.

Total cost for 1 40min session 250
Total cost for 2 40min sessions 435.

During the 1st week of 2008 looks quality was the worst I´ve seen in Luomo. I was told by the gdps that Viki, Sara, Sandra, Kris no longer worked here.

2 million crowded Reveillon at Copacabana to see the midnite fireworks show that was not as good as previous New Yrs´, 2.3 million in Sao Paulo. Lots of opportunities to hook up with young female civilians/tourists from all over the world.

By Catocony on Sunday, January 13, 2008 - 10:25 am:  Edit

Zoner,

That's been the pricing for a couple of years now. Good to see (knock on wood) L/S/MC haven't raised prices since November 2005.

By Zoner on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 12:41 am:  Edit

Thanks Catocony. I was charged a little less in 2007 vs 2008

By Cincoleche on Sunday, June 15, 2008 - 03:07 pm:  Edit

I am not sure how long it has been in affect, but entrance to Luomo M-F (and before 7pm) is 30R. If you do a girl, they don't discount it further.
It includes a buffet which isn't too bad.

I don't know if it is just me, but this place I always have to watch my bill.

Something else of interesting note about a recent session. The garota took off her shoes and suggested I did as well before entering the room. The room's entire floor was a padded bed.


(Message edited by cincoleche on June 15, 2008)

By Solid808 on Monday, June 16, 2008 - 02:51 am:  Edit

There's one cabine in Luomo with the padded floor. I kinda liked it.

I did notice that they tack on a bartenders tip in the bill at Luomo.

By Cincoleche on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 - 10:18 pm:  Edit

Anyone see a garota named "Isabelle" (morena, gym body) back at L'uomo. I heard she left back in June to get her breasts augmented. Just curious if she returned.
She has a great fitness-type ass and fairly good-looking face as well. With her tits done right, I am sure she would have killer-body.

By Gibletpie on Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 04:53 am:  Edit

Isabelle has not been back yet.