Hacienda del Real is mentioned in 2008/12 Brewmeisterbro - Fishing And Fucking Again, Mazatlan Update

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...I was told about this place by a Pulmonia driver named Ruben.
I had breakfast with him the day I drove my friend Scatman to the airport. Scatman graciously paid for his breakfast as this guy helped him find a very nice hotel in the Golden Zone for a very low price. I was supposed to call him that Saturday evening so he could take me there in his Pulmonia.

Well, fuck that shit! I know he would not only want to be paid for the ride there but would also ask to be paid for the hours he sat in the club and drank the beer I bought for him! If I didn't pay him for both the drive and his "hourly wage" he would call the cops on me. I know this is the Pulmonia M.O. as they have pulled it on me in the past when I failed to negotiate a price upfront. My big disadvantage in Mexico is not so much that my Spanish is poor but that I am a poor negotiator.

Instead, I asked the guy at the desk of my hotel for directions to the club and he made a mark on my map where it is located. I had absolutely no trouble driving there. Man! I love having wheels with me!

For any of you readers that ever drive down there this club is on the Carretera International on the northern outskirts of Mazatlan near the intersection with Blvd. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. I will post a photo here.

This is the only club in Mazatlan where I experienced table side pussy eating like I used to enjoy at Tarrandas a couple of years back.

The Pulmonia driver, Ruben, told me that this club is owned by the same guy that owns Tarrandas. This surprises me as the women are not of the same quality. They are O.K. but not even close to Tarrandas quality.

The prices are the same. Sixty pesos for a two song TD and $200 pesos for a two song privado. I spotted a cute little, flat chested spinner. She said her name was "Mary". I said "Maria"? And she said "No, Mary".

Anyway, Mary gave a very affectionate TD. I dove right in and ejoyed eating her sweet little cunt. I stuck my tongue as far up there as I could! She said she loved "fucky sucky" and she asked me if I wanted a privado. I turned her down thinking I would come back the next night, which I did. Unfortunately, Mary was not working that Sunday and it was my last night in Mazatlan...

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I was disappointed in the quality of women there also. Very raunchy on stage and giving the audience the split beaver but I found none of them very attractive. I left after drinking a couple of beers.

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I drove by this place while in Mazatlan this month. It is no longer Hacienda Del Real. It is being renovated and the name of the new club (when it opens) will be Poles. I will try to post about it when I visit it on my next trip to Maz.