Archive 02

ClubHombre.com: Mexico: Nogales: Bars/Clubs: Rio: -Rio Discussion: Archive 02
By Mrbill on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 07:59 am:  Edit

Aren't some of the clubs closed on Mondays? If so, I wonder if they'll be open for Labor Day because they know we gringos have the day off.

By MrBill on Monday, October 22, 2001 - 01:04 pm:  Edit

1:00 AM Saturday night: Aw, shucks. I just HAD to get to Rio four steps behind about a dozen vatos. Rio went from crowded to packed right before my eyes, so I just did a 180 and split. Damn, I was really hoping on going 7 for 7 for the Nogie tittie-bars of record. Damn…

Side note – funny thing – all that time I’ve spent looking for SGs and nada. Then I get approached by one on the sidewalk on my way to Rio (from Obsessions). “What are you looking for, baby”. I’m looking for you, sweetheart. “I gotta hotel”. How much? “$60”. Hmmm… tempting. But she was a little short of “all that”, so I passed. I told her I might be back in a couple. Wish I had been… Oh well, at least I know that SGs actually exist in Nogie. And I know what hotel they work out of (forgot the name, but I know where it is – just around the corner from Rio – to the northwest). That, and probably a handful of others right around there.

Side note – the West Side (Rio’s, Obsession’s area) is apparently the place to go for drunk, obnoxious, “Ugly American” stereotype gringos, especially late night weekends. And they travel in very large packs. Assholes… You know, the kind of Ugly American ass-wipes who shout things like, “Yeah!! We gonna get some of that cheap Mexican pussy! You guys got the best whores in Mexico, man! Gonna fuck me some Mexican whores tonight! Woo-Hoo!!” PRICKS!!! (Send the fuckers on the first boat out of town to fight for THEIR country in Afghanistan. Give em’ a .22 and send em’ on their way, please…) I will commit Hare Kare if I find out it’s because they’re reading this board. But I don’t think so. It’s probably the proximity to the underage gringo bars on the West side, on Obregon. That’s gotta be it…

Next stop, Lipstick's...

MrBillO--- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Roberto on Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 07:35 am:  Edit

I was in Rios last night. First I started out having some drinks with Jesse when Cindy and Venus joined us. They suggested that we do a threesome in the reservado. Come to think of it, I never even thought of this before. I decided to take them up on this. It turned out that there wasn't any lesbianism but it was still fun. They alternated with the bj for a while. Cindy doesn't fuck so she just watched as I fucked Venus. All in all it was a good first time 3some. Now I am ready for the real deal in TJ with two lesbians and a bed.

By Austinroberto on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 04:35 pm:  Edit

Way to go Roberto. I went out to the club last weekend and rolled with this girl and nothing happened between us. She wanted to to watch my 2 Gay friends go at it. So I am probally going to Boystown this weekend, with Jeremy.

By Roberto on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 06:44 am:  Edit

Austinroberto, when are we doing TJ? I've got my free ticket ready to go.

By Austinroberto on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 10:04 am:  Edit

The first of the year or middle of December might be good. Let me know or I'll try to call you in the first of the week?

By Justdan on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 07:51 am:  Edit

Roberto,

Elizabeth has left Rio :-(

Have you heard anything? Last night I went to Cherries, Rios, Lipsticks, Fernies, and Placers.
She is MIA, I have her cell number, will probably give her a ring tomorrow if I dont hear nothin. It will be a shame to lose her if she is gone.

justdan

By MrBill on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 01:17 am:  Edit

Okay you freebie-fuck-bastards, just for you, I inquired into the whereabouts of Elizabeth at Rio last night. One of the meseros was of the mind that she went to Lord Black. Didn't go there to find out, so I can't vouch for him, but that's what he said.

My God, what could she have done to deserve to be banished to Lord Black?? She fucked you bastards for free, that's what!!

So, if you find her there, tell her she owes me a freebie - or I will banish her yet again -- to LA CONGA this time!!

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Roberto on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 04:51 am:  Edit

Jesse said she works at Lord Black. However, I was there yesterday and I did not see her. She does go home to Sinaloa or wherever she is from occasionally. She'll be back.

By Justdan on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 10:30 am:  Edit

Good job Sr. Bill, finding Elizabeth

you definitely deserve a freebie from Elizabeth,
next time I see her I will put in a good word for you

justdan

By Roberto on Monday, November 19, 2001 - 07:53 am:  Edit

We are all retarded. All of us were there simultaneously but none of us met up.

By Justdan on Monday, November 19, 2001 - 08:58 am:  Edit

dude,

I was there on Fri. Bill was there on Sat. When were you there? BTW do you know the chica I was talkin bout in my Nogi report at Placers with the glasses? I thought she was the hottest I seen in Nogi-land

By bluelight on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 03:21 am:  Edit

First time here, I really wanted to check out Monersat first hand :) Nice club, alot of great girls here. I tried a table dance with Mariola on Kandew's 5 star review of her. What a perfect little body, better then Placer's/Barbie IMHO. Very good table dance - this girl has the right adittude. But with Monersat in the room, she remains in 2nd place in looks and I had other plans for the night. I passed on any spending more time with her.

By Cheftaz on Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 01:34 am:  Edit

Okay, so I went tonight on a Wed. night after it had been snowing and raining all day. Wasn't expecting much, got there and didn't even have my beer yet and some girl (never got her name, wasn't interested) was sitting down and rubbing my leg and cock telling me she was from Culican Sinaloa, and did I want a dance, when Nicole passed by. She remembered me and said hello with a nasty look on her face. Couldn't get rid of the other one fast enough. Some girl Ashley, nice body was dancing, can't wait to see her again, but I was waiting for Nicole to come back. Great experience in the past, one drink a privado and $20 mas and FS. However 30 minutes later and she never returned so off to Placers and Lipsticks I was. See trip report for more info.

By Justdan on Saturday, January 05, 2002 - 04:18 pm:  Edit

After Cherrys went to Rio.

Guys I have to tell you, the last several times I been here its dead.... Now admittedly I was there kinda early, but ever since Elizabeth left it is weak. Had one beer and I was out.

By bluelight on Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 03:22 pm:  Edit

I think the hottest girls are at Rio but the weirdest stuff happens in Rio. Everytime I go there I see 2 or 3 I would love to take home but it never happens. Do these girls work for money? Or do they just go there for the drugs?

New girl, Ashly = very hot.

By Canonperdido on Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 05:09 pm:  Edit

A very strange thing happened today. I am in town visiting with a lady that I met a Centarus last May. I must be very nice becuase I am owning paying for the hotel room. Also, she is going to Lima with me in two weeks for 6 days. The only cost there will be the place ticekt, food & drink, hotel etc.

Today, I was walking with her in the big Rio Sur shopping center Copabana / Leme. I had just gotten something to eat and we were looking for a place to sit, when she ran across two girl friends. It turrns out that one of her girl friends was Jessica. Jessica was the first lady that I saw at Centarus almost 2 years ago. The other girls works as Centarus now, but Jessica does not.

I was not quit sure to say when I am with someone, and we met someone else that I had been with. Of course, I was reminded of this, and we just sort of laughed, and I just went with it.

The interesting thing is that Jessica does not work at Centarus now. She works at Barbarella. On listening tow them talk, it turns out that business is really down at Centarus. The raising of prices, economy in the states with less people traveling, and other factors has really reduced traffic in Centarus. This lack of traffic there may be one of the reasons many of the people in this board complain about pressure from the ladies there. What would you do if the traffic is down. I did not visit any place on this trip because I did not have to, but the lady I am with is complaining about the lack of business there right now also.

Anway, Jessica says that she is much happier working at Barbarella. She picks her own hours, works what day she wants, and if I understand correctly, does not have to give a cut to the house.

From what I can tell, there is a real pressure my the management on the ladies to produce. They have to work a least 8 hrs a day, it is hard for them to take time off, etc.

Maybe, for a more relaxed visit, there may just be better places to go now then Centarus.

By Roberto on Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 06:52 pm:  Edit

This post is in the wrong place.

By Kandew on Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 09:28 pm:  Edit

Yes it is. Also, Lipsticks is under Ensenada.

By MrBill on Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 04:56 pm:  Edit

Rio mini-report:

Long story short: Rio is looking up, fellas. Lots of lower-top-tier talent, cheap beer, cheap lapdances - and what's got to be the longest lapdance in town. I'd call it the best club right now, but I haven't been to Placer's in a while.

"... Next stop, Rio. Would have liked to check out Placer's, but was running short on time by now. Too expensive anyway. Rio was pretty hoppin' - and they got lots of hotties these days - way more than Lipstick. It is too dark in there, however. But some of the chicas still take off your shirt for the lapdance - nice touch. And I think I can confirm that your usual lapdance, already a bargain at $7, usually lasts 1.5+ songs. Woo-hoo!!

No Alejandra - damn, I miss that sweetheart - and no Brianna - I wanted a familar, friendly face. But oh well, there's more where they came from. Got a couple laps from 'forgot-her-name'. Pretty underwhelming - not bad but not great. Funny looking but nice, natural B-cups..."

... Samantha report under Samatha thread ...

"... I wasn't ready to split just yet. There were just too many hotties running around. I wish I had another hour or two to burn - I would like to have test-drove about another 3 or 4 chicas. One of them, a VERY pretty, alta, flaca brunette - had an absolutely statuesque pair of natural B-cups. There was also a cute, little blonde I wanted to lap - short gal, big kinda frizzy bleach-blonde hair - sound familiar?

I did manage to pick out this blonde chica with a damn near perfect body - except I was fooled by the implants - nice, round small C-cups. Still, a nice compliment to an almost perfect, young bod (NOT skinny...) One of the mesero's said her name was Donna, but she told me something like Gabriella (? - really not sure - one of those damned multi-syllabic names that's too hard to remember after a six pack or so...) Anyway, the lap was average (i.e. pretty good) - and that bod was indeed spectacular. Baby soft skin and a nice, round, hard ass - VERY nice, round, hard ass. I will have to find out this gal's name for sure.

Not bad - I was 3/4 on hard butts tonight..."

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By MrBill on Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 07:59 pm:  Edit

MrBill said: "a VERY pretty, alta, flaca brunette - had an absolutely statuesque pair of natural B-cups."

Could this be La Samantha Famosa?

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Happyboy on Sunday, February 03, 2002 - 01:48 pm:  Edit

Wow , this place was jumping again...Good to finally meet Roberto and see Bluelight again...Sorry about not talking with you guys more..but i had to get another monger friend back home so his finance wouldnt trip out.....But I was really impressed with the quality of the women there.......

By Justdan on Saturday, February 09, 2002 - 08:48 pm:  Edit

Rio has always been verry verry good to me. :)

guys this place is very happening. Spent time with Nicole, (reported above). There were lotsa hotties last night. Monserat was there strutting like the queen puta she is. I never paid much attention to her before, but last night as she was walkin with some dude to a privado, she gave me this look. Wow sexy. Then she touched my lips with her fingers, now I'm intrigued. I know it doesnt take much. lol

I also saw Alejandra cute, I saw Dominique very cute and hot, and she has a friend that hangs with her I didnt get her name but she was the cutest girl I seen in Nogi since Daniela (the Neve Campbell look alike at Cherries).

Damn! Why cant Nogi be more like TJ. It would have been easy to have been with all these girls, if they only had fucken bedrooms.

I won't do more than one chica in a privado in Nogi outta principle. I know whatta time for a monger to have principles with all these hotties running around.

go figure
jd

By Phoenixguy on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 03:33 pm:  Edit

Was in Rio for a while Fri night. Once again, the place was hot. Do they not have a working ventilation system or what? Damn.
And the boleteros (at least Luis) are damn annoying. Couldn't sit and enjoy my beer and the show for three minutes without him coming over to try and pressure me into buying a lap dance or privado. Maybe my mistake was tipping the door guy a buck (hey - it got me a "free" beer two weeks earlier). Once they think you have money to spend, they bug the hell out of you. I find Placers to be much more laid back. They ask about dances, but it's nowhere near the same hard sell.

By Justdan on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 06:17 pm:  Edit

Hey dude,

You need to hook up with this ticket seller, his name is Michaelo(sp?). He is very cool, last time I was there 1 week ago, I sat with this girl for over a half hour, he never bothered me to take her for a privado. In fact when I bought this girl a second drink, I told him to charge me in a little while cuz the girl was sitting on top of me and I didnt want her to get up off me. :-)

Btw the $3.00 cover gets you a free beer. The door guy is pretty cool too. I think his name is Mike? He can let you know how the girls are, as far as attitude and performance. He told me that Nicole was cool, and she left me with a big smile on my face.

Placers and Rio are my two favorites in Nogi. I look foward to seeing Titanic this coming weekend. Two of my favorites work there, Baby and Elizabeth.

Hasta

By MrBill on Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Luis and Michaelo are the alter-egos of Rio's. Michaelo is a down-to-earth super nice guy. Luis is a good guy, but can be pushy. Luis has offered to get me girls outside the club, but I haven't taken him up on it yet.

Hey Justdan - is this Elizabeth the one that used to work at Rio? Never got a chance to "meet" her.

I can't wait to check out Titanic - hopefully some of the convention-goers will be up for a quick trip down there. Actually, I'd like to see the convention go off as something like a "pub crawl" - I say let's hit every joint in town - even Obsessions!

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Wbb on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 09:55 am:  Edit

Hey Phoenixguy, The guy you need to hook-up with his name is Miklo (This is the correct spelling). I have known him for about 8 months now and he is a good guy. He won't rip you off. Just ask for him and he'll take care of you. I was there on last Saturday night, the place was totally packed, no seats. Miklo sees me, he grabs a table from a group of young Anerican dudes and sets me up with my own table! All of the dudes standing next to the bar gave me dirty looks. Totally cool mesero! I think he has worked there for over 2 years.

By Wbb on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 10:08 am:  Edit

Oh, BTW it was hotter than hell on Saturday night inside Rios. Miklo said that some of the girls complain about it being too cold and that's why it is so hot. It must have been about 85-90 degrees. And when you get through with the little dance boxes, it feels like a sauna in there!

By MrBill on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 01:47 pm:  Edit

I still haven't had a bad time here. Miklo the nice-guy mesero greeted me and took good care of me all night. Place was packed! Busier than any place in town, including Placer's. It's the place to be, and for good reason. Chock full of hotties, near-constant floor show (and a good one) and $7 lapdances.

My Rio fav, Alejandra was occupied with some guy that bought her 10 PRIVATES!! Sheesh!! So Miklo brings Samantha #2 over becuase he remembers my favorite drink, and my two favorite chicas - good mesero...

Side note - there were about 4 kollege kiddie kouples in Rio, a more common site thes days. The gringas were, as usual, trying to turn their boyfriends on by pretending to have a lesbian fantasy. But it was fun to watch. One gringa had, eventually, three other gringas grinding on top of her. Then the most excited (read: drunk, "x-ing" or whatever) gringa took the next step and got on stage. The *real* pro on the dancefloor helped her off with her bra and eventually her panties - very nice ass, actually. This gringa was on and off the stage for the rest of the night - rudely, frankly, trying to upstage the real pro's. But the Rio's gals were good sports and thankfully helped her off with her clothes - good girls.

Side note - forgot her name, but I saw the hottest (or at least best) stage dance I've ever seen. This super-hot flaca with LONG hair, tight, tight little ass and sweet, sweet little perky A-cups did a show to remember. She was all dolled-up in heavy metal-type, feaux-S/M gear (leather, spikes, and a stainless-steel-cupped bra) - straight outta a fuckin' heavy metal video. Hot hot hot!! Outfit - 10/10, Appearance - 9.5/10, performance - 9/10. 1st place!! You metal-heads woulda creamed your pants... There's your Whitesnake video masturbation fantasty - and she's all yours!! Viva Mexico!!

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Kandew on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 02:35 pm:  Edit

Luis the waiter told me I could have 10 minutes with any girl for $70 total. I asked if that was always good through him and he said yes. I have a feeling he'll renege when I bring it up in the future but you guys might want to try it as well...just say he told you last time down.

This is the bargain...we should all be going to TJ! $70 will get the best for 30 minutes in a bed!

By Sittingbull on Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 09:04 pm:  Edit

I dropped in to try Rio on Tuesday evening around 7pm. At first there were quite a few girls, maybe 15 and about the same number of patrons. However, the crowd thinned and so did the dancers. The girls were willing enough and the lap dances good. I did the closet with a girl named Ruby who had a lot of talent and sexual enthusiasm but doesnt have a fabulous figure. In fact no fabulous figures were present, an no Montserrat. The mesero from Lord Black is there now and is too enthusiastic. I wondered if I would have liked Rio better if I had come in later. Still, a good time was had as usual. Viva Mexico!

By nogi_boy on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 12:24 pm:  Edit

I'll be at Rio's or Cherry's this afternoon (early). Wearing royal blue t-shirt, jeans and work boots.
Come up and say hi if you're there.

By Justdan on Sunday, March 24, 2002 - 07:42 pm:  Edit

Went to Rios pretty much the same ole same ole. Didnt really see any new chicks, got a table dance from this flaca. Dont remember her name, nothin spectacular.

Little miss pregnant (Monserratt)was there. Didnt really look bad at all for 5 months. Looked like a typical chica belly to me. Seemed to be in a good mood flirtin with me. Damn when she has her face made up, that is one sexy chica.

Spoke to this one girl who claims to be Elizabeths sister. I had heard she was dancing in Tucson. Well according to this girl she is in Sinaloa and will be back in August. Asked if she was pregnant. sho enuff.

By bluelight on Sunday, March 24, 2002 - 07:50 pm:  Edit

2001 christmas must of been some party at Rios - both Elizabeth and Monseratt got knocked up!

By Msorayas on Sunday, March 24, 2002 - 08:35 pm:  Edit

does anyone know if Rio's still has the Tuesday special of 10$ privates and 5$ laps (2 for 1)?

By Msorayas on Monday, March 25, 2002 - 09:05 pm:  Edit

does anyone know if Rio's still has the Tuesday special of 10$ privates and 5$ laps (2 for 1)?

By Roberto on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 03:35 pm:  Edit

Does Elizabeth know who the father is? I don't need any more.

By MrBill on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 04:31 pm:  Edit

Msorayas - I'm not sure - only place I know for sure that does that is Cherry's, but I think others do.

MrBill

By Opentrail on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 12:58 pm:  Edit

Msorayas, from what I can gather from the Internet. Rios and Lipsticks still have 2 for 1 on Tues. Some of the other places will match this but you have to ask,its not standard.

By Opentrail on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 06:15 pm:  Edit

just got back from my first sex trip to Nogales:
I started my day out @ TD's in Tucson to get warmed up. The 2nd dance a hot blonde drove my nose into her bush. I wanted to feel her pussy, but this being the USA,I couldn't;so it was off to Nogales to feel some real pussy in MX.
It was surprising how close Rio's is to the border. Your on top of it after only a minute. Then just walk in and pay a $3.00 cover. The cover included a beer. There were 3 girls out on the floor. A 7,8,and a 3. And a few others inside the private rooms. A heavy guy and the 7 came over to me after about 20 seconds. I agreed to buy a $7 dollar ticket for a table dance. The girl jerk & rubbed my cock on the out side of my shorts and let me touch her tits and pussy. Then I went back to my seat and told the heavy guy I wanted the 8.
So I paid for a table dance in which she jerked and rubbed my cock inside my shorts for about 30 seconds. Then tried to get me into the private room. I agreed,her being the best looking girl in the place. I paid the fat guy $40 dollars
for 25 minutes in the room and another $60 for full service.
The girl was 19 and hot. Her tits were a handful and real. It took me forever to get two fingers inside her,she was pretty tite for a stripper. After she blew me with a rubber and I fingerd her. She kept trying to fuck me, but I was having trouble keeping my dick hard enough to fuck her inside those small rooms with a rubber on. By the time she got my dick out of her mouth and into her pussy,I went soft. So I never ended up fucking her for long. after about 20 minutes of her blowing me with a rubber on and letting me finger her for a long time. She jacked me off, with no rubber,till I came. There was cum everywhere.
All in all it was a good time, I think next time I will try La Conga, So I will have an easier time getting fucked..

By MrBill on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 06:40 pm:  Edit

Opentrail, how did you manage to get 25 minutes in the room?? Damn, I'd say you did pretty well for your first time!

BTW, fellas, is the "TD's" of Tucson the same "TD's" that owns most of the clubs in Nogie? Seems like I heard that somewhere...

MrBill

By Opentrail on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 08:37 pm:  Edit

Mr. Bill, By the way, thanx for your map, I used it to find Rio's. I got to the club around 2:30 PM and it was not too crowded. The guy told me $20.00 for 10 minutes;I told him I would pay $40 for 25 min. I guess because it was not so crowded he agreed. Yes TD's has 2 clubs in Tucson and I believe the same guy owns Obsessions in Nogi. I hope to go back again and try La Conga or Placers if I have enough money to afford the $150.00 for 1/2 hour @ Placers. By the way, I am tough when it comes to rating girls, so if I say a 7 and a 8, most guys would be talking 8 and 9. I have never given anyone a 10. Most good looking girls fall into the 7 through 8.5 range for me. with 9-9.5 being slim pickings. So the two girls and Rio's were better then I expected...

By MrBill on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 08:03 am:  Edit

Thanks for the info, Opentrail. Well, if you go to Conga, you can have your bedroom for 1/2 hour for about $65 - but by your scale, you won't likely find anything better than a "5". Good luck... But the chicas at Placer's are the hottest in town.

MrBill

By El_Tecolote on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:38 am:  Edit

Chicas usually lie about being married or having a boyfriend, exactly for the comments above.

I always assume they have a boyfriend or husband somewhere (though often in another city) even if they tell me they don't.

By El_Tecolote on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:42 am:  Edit

Sorry, the above post was meant to be under the Cherry's discussion. So, it does not make sense here.

By nogi_boy on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 05:49 pm:  Edit

TD's at the Mexico clubs simply means "table dance" if you look close, each and every club will have td's on their signs, and they definitely do not have the same proprietorship.
Obsessions may be attached to the Tucson td's, but for sure Cherry's, Lipstick and Rio's are not, I know the owners and they are local Nogales people.

By Roberto on Sunday, April 14, 2002 - 09:56 pm:  Edit

Just to clarify a rumor going around, Elizabeth is not pregnant. I caught up with her last night at Placers. She just took a 4 month vacation back home in Mazatlan. I was able to get her back to Hotel Granada for a freebie.

By Lordbrs on Tuesday, April 16, 2002 - 05:39 pm:  Edit

Stopped by for a visit on Saturday. It hand rained outside and was quite cool...at least, until I went into Rio. It was so bloody hot up there I left after one drink. I won't be back until they start turning on the coolers.

Lord Blackrose

By Justice on Friday, May 03, 2002 - 11:08 am:  Edit

visited on tuesday 4/30. dominique moved to phoenix.not expected back for two months. if anyone knows where she is in phoenix, please post. two new girls andrea and her sister. young, early 20's w/young tight body to boot. claimed no full service but the ticket seller sez she had been there for three days and because this was her first experience in the business she didn't want to do full servcie, but she quoted $40 for bj. i deferred but did some nice lap dances w/andrea.

By MrBill on Tuesday, May 28, 2002 - 04:57 pm:  Edit

Hey, I take it Rio closes at 10 PM on Mondays? Hmmmm. Anyone know which other clubs are open Mondays and when they close? I like to be at tittie bars at closing time, for some reason...

MrBill