By Coolarrow on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 06:43 pm: Edit |
This topic is for updates on Juarez massage parlors. For good primers and reports go to Redsnake.com.
By Doctorgood on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 02:58 pm: Edit |
Juarez seems to have more massage places than anywhere
except Tiajuana and I have counted some 13 places. MY
favorite is Serena. There was a girl there that was rated
a 9-10 with unusual blue eyes. But this time I wanted to find out what
the heavier set mexican girls were
like. I noticed some really large breasts but larger
hips and stomach . I am used to normal to skinny size
women I wondered if it was different. Well I got a
really good massage that actually worked the muscle
and she tried nearly everything you can think of to
try to make for a good time and she was very pretty
with a pleasant personality. I began to think the a
little larger size Mexican women can be quite pleasant.
By Doctorgood on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:03 pm: Edit |
After leaving the Serenas, I walked across the street to the Hotel Villa
Manport to the bar to have a coke
and rest a while and then walked south on Panama and
then turned right on Jose Borunda to the Masaje Corpus. There is a taxi
stand now on Panama between Escobar(where Serena is located) and Jose
Borunda-if you need a taxi. IN the old days it was hard to find
a taxi. The girls at Serena will call you one but if
they are already closed I found out I could get the
desk people at the Villa Manport to call me one.
It is always fun walking the1200 to1500 yards
to the Masaje Corpus during the day because the building construction
designs are interesting. At the Masaje Corpus there were about 6 girls
working and I took a 24 year old who was about a rating of 9... and
about 5'2" C cup breast size and about 105lbs. She had me take a shower
first and instead of using the table laid some padding and sheet on the
floor and then proceeded to give me a rather good massage and then
mounted up on top with her feet planted firmly on the floor and
proceeded to give a rather athletic sexual workout.
Feeling very contented I then walked maybe 3 blocks west on Borunda to
the Masaje Felina, on the second or third floor and checked them out.
They had 3 girls busy and 4 girls available but I didnt see anything I
wanted to stay for and walked back to Panama and the taxi stand and took
a taxi back to my Hotel downtown. The massage places close about 9:00
and furnish great daytime action. After resting at my Hotel I walked
to the 4-10 bar , later that night, to meet the GODDESS I have described
in Part 1
By Newtexan on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 08:10 pm: Edit |
Hello to all. I am new to the Juarez scene, but I am impressed with the Massage Parlors (the prices are great and the selection is good). My favorite used to be the Masaje Venus, but I guess it closed. The girls were all 7 or 8s, once I even found a 9. Has anyone tried the hotels near the airport? there are many chicas out there, price is $60, but negotiate. Lowest was 45 and highest was 50 plus 15 for the hotel. Selection varies but I have found some girls in their early or mid 20s. Has anyone tried the escort services and if you could please post on them, I would like to try them. I will get the name of the hotel near the airport next time I go to Juarez.
By Doctorgood on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:48 pm: Edit |
newtexan- I want to hear some more about the
working girls near the airport. I have planned
to visit the airport to check on fares to fly
to the capital of ChiHuaHua. Are the girls standing on the street around these hotels are
just walking around. The problem with the escort
services is that you dont know what quality you are going to get but i saw several of them in the
Mexican yellow pages and their ads in the Mexican
newspaper El Diario of Juarez
By Coolarrow on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:51 pm: Edit |
I tried an escort service a few months ago. The staff at Motel Siesta arranged it. I later learned the service was called Candy. I asked for them to send three chicas guapas (cute girls) so I could select one. When they arrived there were only two girls. One was fat and ugly and one was maybe a 6 1/2. I guess they sent the fatty so they could claim to have provided a selection for me. Anyway, I was horny so I chose the 6 1/2, paid the $60 and proceeded to have a very unmemorable sexual experience. Actually, it wasn't unmemorable. After banging her for a while, I wacked off on her asshole in the doggie position and shot a huge wad. It shot all over her back and head and even on her face. She was digusted by this and began dry heaving... I guess I will remember that. Anyway there are much better options than the sight unseen escort service.
I would also like to hear about the airport chicas. How far is the airport from downtown?
By Doctorgood on Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 02:57 pm: Edit |
Coolarrow, the Juarez airport is just east of highway 45 about 15 km south of the center of town and I guess that would be about 9 miles. There is a regulated taxi arrangement at the airport and they charge a standard us $6.50 for the trip into town as of 6 months ago. Makes the taxis wanting $7 to go from downtown to Serenas a little expensive. Catching a taxi from
Serenas though last time the older driver only wanted $4 to town. I guess if the bargaining
started out at $3 a better price can be had. The money is not that big a deal but I dont like to overpay just on principle.
By Newtexan on Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 02:47 pm: Edit |
Hello guys. I'll be going to Juarez on 03/10/01. I'll write down how to get to the place I talked about near the airport and give you all the directions. I'll be there on a Saturday. I have never been to Genesis or Serenas, if you had to choose one due to time restraints which one would you choose??? Any girls (names) that you know? I would like to try the Masaje Corpus pretty soon to see if I get lucky with the 24 year old. Thanks
By Doctorgood on Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 01:22 pm: Edit |
Genesis did not have any good lookers then I stopped by there. There was not a Genesis sign out fromt just a sigh about Masaje and facials. I found the place from it ad in the paper and it was located on Montes de Oca which was different from what I remember ABQ writting about, although I know it was the same area. The place I found was on the second floor....so I would go to Serena and then to Masaje Corpus...the Goddess is still at the 4-10 bar also... Hey I wish I were going...
By Coolarrow on Monday, March 05, 2001 - 01:46 pm: Edit |
I agree with DRGood. Serena's would be a good first stop. It always seems to have a large number of women to choose from.
I recommend getting a newspaper so you can locate several MPs. Then make the circuit until you find what you want. Also, don't forget that Club Panama is open at 11am. If your pressed for time, Club Panama can be a good in and out (pun intended).
By Seismo on Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 10:13 pm: Edit |
I will be in El Paso on business soon and if time
allows will venture into Juarez for the first time.Can anyone direct me to a streetmap on the
web that shows the locations of various massage
parlors?Also,how long a walk from the border?
Thanks in advance.
By Coolarrow on Friday, March 09, 2001 - 09:11 pm: Edit |
I don't advise walking to the massage parlors. Either drive or take a cab. I don't know of a map on the web with the MPs marked. Use redsnake.com to get the names and directions of some MPs and use this info as backup with a cabbie. If you really want to drive, there are maps of juarez available at El Paso map shops. Check the yellow pages. Also, mexican car insurance agencies in El Paso, which are located near the border, might be a resource for a juarez map.
Probably the easiest MP to find is Serenas. It may also be the best choice for a first visit because of the large selection of masajistas. Its at the NE corner of Hermanos Escobar (a main street) and Panama. There is a light at this intersection. There is no sign for Serenas - just tinted windows and a locked door.
If you must walk across, consider the red light district as an alternative to MPs. The red light district is just to the west of Juarez Avenue. Club Panama might be a good choice. (As far as I know there are no MPs in the RLD). But use caution in the RLD. Personal safety could be in doubt if you are alone, conspicuous and dont speak the language.
Good luck and please post a trip report.
Good luck.
By Dreamingeagle on Thursday, April 26, 2001 - 08:54 pm: Edit |
I'm glad to see the Redsnake forum is alive again in a different form. I go Juarez every weekend and have an apartment there, so maybe I can help you guys out with a little more information about how to find some of these places and also how to save money.
First, at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/yoamolatinas you will find a very tiny discussion group of about four guys who go to Juarez frequently. The difference here is that we have an on-line database of whore bars, hotels, and massage parlours in Juárez. We have been careful to get the exact names and addresses of these places, so that all you have to do is print out the database and hand a cab driver the address.
Secondly, the best thing you can do in Juárez is break the taxi habit. The buses go to within a few blocks of Felina's and stop in front of Serina's and the Villa Manport Hotel. It feels a lot better to pay 35 cents for the ride instead of ten dollars.
If you want an inexpensive, clean hotel room in a place with a friendly staff I can highly recommend the Villa Manport. I stayed there every weekend for almost a year until I decided to get the apartment.
As far as the whore bars go, I can report that last weekend there were nothing but really heavy girls at The Pink Lady and that The Club Panama is still the cold, heartless place it's always been. Some of the girls are ok, but I don't care for the hustle at Panama. You might try Casa Colorado on your next visit. They always have a number of real dolls working weekend nights, and no one hustles you for beers. The girls are not forbidden to approach customers, but it must be discouraged, because you will be left in peace until you make your choice. Unlike some of the other places where the ugliest girl working latches on to you the minute you walk in the door.
Hope this helps. Juárez is fun to visit, but it's an amazing place when you have time to explore it every weekend as I am lucky enough to do.
By Dougie on Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 07:40 am: Edit |
Good maps are available at stationery stores in Juarez. I got one at a place called Papererama located at the corner of S. Delgollado & Miguel Hidalgo, ~ 2 blocks west of the cathedral and the Mercado Cuahotemoc, near the downtown Zona. Club Panama is on S. Delgollado so if you just start walking south from there you will walk right into it.
I also have a map with MP's marked, I am going to scan it in and post it under "files" at our website, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/yoamolatinas . I have been dragging my feet on this one.
By Dreamingeagle on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 04:43 pm: Edit |
You can also get a map at a store called Centro de Copiado in front of the Rio Grande (Futurama) Mall on Triunfo de Republica. It was a little over six dollars.
By Dougie on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 10:03 am: Edit |
Buzzzz..You got ripped off. ;-) The same map at Papelerama on Miguel Hidalgo was $30 pesos or ~$3.25 USD. I guess someone has to pay the high overhead for a mall location.
On another note, for some reason I did not see the copy shop in the mall, besides having been in there lots of times. I guess my powers of observation are waning.
By Dreamingeagle on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 05:26 am: Edit |
Well, that map had the advantage of being right there in front of me, Dougie, and it seemed better than riding the bus all the way downtown just for one item. But the store is not in the mall. It's one of the little stores outside of the mall. I was told there is also a store in the mall called Magazin which also has maps but I didn't see it.
By Wmax2 on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 02:01 pm: Edit |
Have tried several times to access the group you spoke of (yoamolatinas) at Yahoo groups but have been denied access.
-wmax2
By Emailkid on Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 12:31 pm: Edit |
Ditto.
John
By 694me on Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 12:58 pm: Edit |
1) Have a Yahoo e-mail account with ID & PW
2) open it and keep it open
3) go to the yahoo group
this works for me.
By Dreamingeagle on Thursday, October 18, 2001 - 12:57 pm: Edit |
No, none of that will work, because the YoAmoLatinas forum has been closed to the public, and I will tell you why this decision was made.
As you are all aware, some of the people who show up in the whore bars in any zona are a little rowdy, pushy, and, in some cases, downright crude and unsavory. The problem was is that we published a database of the massage parlours in Juárez giving exact names and addresses and posted a lot about our favorite hotel, and, lo and behold, some of these creeps started actually showing up. We finally realized that the whore bars in the zona have been dealing with rowdy gringos for at least 300 years. That's where those guys need to stay.
For one thing, the massage parlours in Juárez get by on mostly local trade, Mexican guys who have a little extra cash that week or are well-to-do. In a solid year, I have only run across two other gringos face-to-face in the massage parlours. So they are not used to guys of "educación pobre", which has to do with manners, not education in Spanish. The massage parlours are tranquil peaceful establishments. They are currently still receptive to gringos, but I, for one, have no plans of showing up one day and being treated coldly because some gringo wasn't happy with the service and took a shit on the floor, as I have personally seen in the whore bars---at least not because I gave the man precise directions on the friggin' Internet.
For another thing, the MPs are also heavily frequented by young Mexican mafia guys. You see them in the parlour all the time playing cards or just talking with the girls. They are always wearing suits and driving the nice cars parked outside. Juárez is a very live-and-let live kind of city, but I don't like to think of what would happen to anyone pulling an ugly American act in one of the MPs. Getting thrown in the dipsy dumster might be the best possibility. Frankly, I would not lift a finger to help, but I don't really want to see it happen either. In the MPs you are way off the beaten path, and, frankly, some guys just don't know how to act.
Nor do I want to see anymore ignoramouses banging an empty beer bottle on the table and shouting "hey!" to the bartender at my favorite hotel. Once again, way off the beaten track. They saw maybe three-five Americans a year before we published the information. The simple truth is that a lot mongers need to learn a little respect for the locals, and we did not like what was happening as the information became more readily available.
Nor do we have any flaming on the forum. It will not be tolerated. Period. End of story. No exceptions. No excuses. It's tolerated on the big boards and probably can't be controlled, but we can and will stop it. The big boards serve a great purpose giving out information about the entire world, and who could monitor it all? It's just a big free-for-all. We don't really care about things beyond Juárez at this point. It's not a city very kind to the weekend visitor like T.J. but for those who can come frequently it offers the same pleasures without the carnival atmosphere.
If you are not the kind of person I'm talking about, then I'm sure that you can understand our reasons. If you cannot understand, then you need to keep getting drunk and dancing on the go-go stage down in the whore bars and shouting at the locals, because we don't want you, and I could give a flip if you flame me here or not. I will be glad to tell you how to find Club Panama, The Pink Lady, and Casa Colorado, and even a couple of smaller places where you can have a good. You just can't into my world unless you find it on your own.
I have selected one person for new membership after seeing some thoughtful posts here on the TJ forum. But not just because he likes pussy and has been to J. town a few times. We already know where to go. We are looking for intelligent guys who can appreciate being part of a smaller, more specialized forum which deals exclusively with Juárez and have something more insightful to offer than how good some girl sucked his dick or how he talked her down to $10 for the blowjob. If you think you might be that kind of person, email me, and we will go from there.
By Gregorio on Friday, October 19, 2001 - 04:15 pm: Edit |
Good post Dreamingeagle,
As a person who lived on the South Texas border for seven years, way back when, I can totally relate to what you are saying, about breaking through into the inner circle. But that does not come overnight. Trust must be earned. Once earned, the rewards are excellent. It's not all about getting your rocks off that's for sure. It's about meeting people, going places and feeling at ease. You don't get there by being a shit head. I've seen many ugly Americans in my time, and they made me cringe. On the other hand, I've seen some damn good visitors from our side of the river too...
Juarez is the only city of note on the Texas-Mexico border I have never visited. Had a trip planned there the summer before last but it fell through. Hope to maybe get out there this summer. If I do, I'll try to hook up with a likeminded guy like you. Hasta entonces, Gregorio...
By Emailkid on Saturday, October 20, 2001 - 03:42 am: Edit |
Great post!!!
I agree with you about the Ugly American syndrome, it's what ruins it for those of us who try to learn a little Spanish and try to blend in.
I live in the greater Houston area, and outside of work people don't see me in pants from April to November. But when I go down, I try to blend in by wearing pants and a long sleeve shirt. Still hard at 6'2" and blue eyes, but at least try to avoid looking like an idiot. Guess it's not as bad if you only want to go to the tourist traps, they are probably used to it, but especially if you want to sample the local fare, don't show up in a Hawaii shirt and an attitude to match.
Just my 2 cents worth.
By Cire on Monday, October 22, 2001 - 01:16 pm: Edit |
I thoroughly researched the Juarez scene in August via this and other websites. Never did I see any post on what to wear. It was hot my friend and I wore shorts and short sleeved shirts. Was this the wrong thing to do? We caught a taxi to Serena's and then walked to 3 other places. We ended up not getting a massage and ended back at the Zona. My biggest problem is the language barrier. I would like to get to know a chica a little before the act. I am learning some basic spanish before going again. I will be making another to trip to the parlours and would like to know the dress code so I don't make a fool out of myself again!
By Dreamingeagle on Wednesday, October 24, 2001 - 11:09 am: Edit |
I have noticed you rarely ever see a Mexican guy in shorts, even in the height of summer, and, come to think about it, I do not believe I have ever seen any of my neighbors in shorts. I think a pair of jeans, a decent shirt or t-shirt, and just a pair of tennis shoes is probably about right for kicking around on the streets. A lot of people feel like they have to dress down in Mexico, but sometimes I like to even wear a very casual sports jacket and jeans to the bars.
If you go to Saloon Mexico across the street from Futurama, you will see the ladies really dolled up, and some of the men, too. This bar has the best live music in the city.
I really expected to come back here and get flamed for that Ugly American post, so it's nice to see you guys understand what I am saying. Like Gregorio said, it takes a little time but once you have the trust of the people it changes the way you view them forever. And, of course, the rewards are just what one dreams of---lots of girls in your life and even love, if you want it.
It's even a whole other world in the whores bars once you have friends there. Most of the girls have cell phones. You can call 'em during the day, and they'll come see you just to hang out, or at least for a lot less than you would have to pay for them in the club. My trouble is I have a girl in the apartments and don't want to mess it up by having other girls over. (She would know within 24 hours.)
I know one guy from Indiana who comes once or twice a year, but I can't go into the hotel where he stays without someone asking about him and when he will be coming back. The key word is respecto.
Or I guess you could come every weekend for the rest of your life and never get to know anyone. Those guys will never know what they are missing.
By Fallen on Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 02:58 am: Edit |
I agree with Dreaming Eagle, just use common sense and be respectful. This last weekend I found myself walking back behind the Cathedral area after leaving a friends B-day party around 10pm. Got a lot of stares but had no problems.
Dreaming Eagle thanks for the heads up on Saloon Mexico. I'll have to give it a try. Here are a couple of other places that you might find interesting:
Oeste Viejo its a bar one block West of Felinas &
Cuerpos. They have the best botana I've ever had in Juarez - Carnitas on Saturday - and if you make it a habit of tipping the server well, he will give you a very generous serving. Plus the bar maids are beautiful and fun to talk to.
The bar inside of the Pueblito resturant complex. I don't remember the name, but I took a date there a couple of weeks ago and it was loaded with beautiful women (in packs at the tables). Seemed a little high class, but everybody was friendly.
The Yankee bar - yes, the one on Juarez avenue. It is a great place to take a date. Go to room at the back of the bar. They have a live band on the weekends. Its the same group of people who used to work Emelios, (my ex-favorite romantic bar) which was recently converted to a Disco. The music is of the piano bar variety, but it is dark and private which make for a great atmosphere getting to know your date.
The Cave: also on Juarez avenue. This once was a haven for the drunken teens from El Paso. But recently they have been doing more live music from a variety of musicians. Its almost like an open mike thing. The stalagtites and stalagmites make for an interesting backdrop. Also very private and dark.
By Dreamingeagle on Friday, October 26, 2001 - 11:41 am: Edit |
Wow, Fallen, you have turned me on to couple of places within walking distance of my apartment.
I really, really thought I was going to draw a lot of flames with that post, but it's nice to see a few guys understand what's really here.
I'll be walking west from Felina's looking for Oeste Viejo tomorrow night.
Nothing in the neighborhood would surprise me. Same neighborood I got lost in in July of 2000. Scared shitless. Paid a Mexican $5 to walk me to 16 de Septiembre where I could hail a cab. Was only three blocks away and in no danger at all. Just didn't know it. He must have thought I was nuts.
Well, I will report back on this place Fallen has told us about.
By Borderjumper on Monday, December 31, 2001 - 05:29 pm: Edit |
Another place in Juarez overlooked is the Polo Bar inside the Viva Mexico complex on Lincoln Ave. English woods style, live music on weekends, quiet and romantic. a beeter class of clientele frequent it. Also, for a change, the Viva Mexico restaraunt is a nice change of pace especially with the floor show. I've taken several girlfriendds and my wife there. The G/F's enjoyed it. My wife was bored, muy aburrida! Go figger
By Borderjumper on Saturday, January 12, 2002 - 02:21 am: Edit |
Just spent 6 hours at GENESIS Massage hiding from the local constabulary. The place was dead. PERO, most of the old girls went home for xmas and there is a new crew. Monica and Annette are still there in addition to the new ones, Selena, Lilliana, Julie, Lesly. My favorita, Lesly. Tiny petite with a really unusual look about her face. Sensuous, captivating, it hard to describe. On a body that; Hell, I can't describe it. Check it out yourselfs. She is a fucking doll! Pun intended! And to make it easier, Talk to Chaves and tell him you read about it on Club hombre and he will give you a $5.00 discount off the regular session price. A full hour, no tipping ever. This is not a commercial endorsement. Friends helping friends!
By Rabidkang on Saturday, January 12, 2002 - 11:30 am: Edit |
Thanks friend.
I have been staying away from the MPs lately for no particular reason other than I want to spend a little time in a more personal way lately.
BUT I really could go for a massage. I used to go to the Paraisio on Malecon. There was a girl there who gave me the most heavenly massages. HELL, the massage was better than the sex. Her name was Perla, wore glasses, sort of red hair.
Other chicas just try to get you horny. I guess they think sex is less strenuos than giving a massage.
By Borderjumper on Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 06:49 am: Edit |
Yeah, This MP is the only one I care for. There is no psuhy people getting you basck there then "demsnding" propino. You get what you go for!
By Weevil on Thursday, January 17, 2002 - 01:18 pm: Edit |
Hi guys. I'v been reading the Juarez board for 2 days. Not much of a poster but found very valuable info on TJ for my first trip last Feb/01.
reason for my interest in this board is I'm coming to El Paso on business 1/24-1/28. I'll be traveling with 2 customers so my time will be limited. I plan on making a run or two down across the border plus check out the SC scene in EP. Again just wanted to say thanks for all the info & will be checking board daily for juicy tidbits.
By Borderjumper on Thursday, January 17, 2002 - 01:33 pm: Edit |
Thanks Weevil! You can't go wrong visiting GENESIS MP. If you need directions or anything or a personal referral, e-mail me. I've found that this MP is the only one I've visited where you actually get what they say you will. I've been to others where they get you to the back room and then wnat a tip for any extras. Here, one price covers all. They also have a new selection of ladies that should satisfy even the most jaded amongst us. Perhaps I sound partial to these folks. I guess I am because the owners are good friends of mine but still, a very enjoyable experience!
By Dreamingeagle on Thursday, January 17, 2002 - 05:11 pm: Edit |
My experience with the MPs has been somewhat different over the past year and a half. I live within two blocks of Felina's Mesaje and Mesaje Corpus. Genesis and Mesaje Petit are both on Monte de Oca. (They often get confused for one another. But Genesis is in a house type building, and Petit is on the second floor of a small strip center. The window sign of Petit is easy to see, but Genesis has a small sign which is hard to see.) It's a short bus ride to Monte de Oca from my apartment and then a short walk to both of them. Or I can take the bus to Futurama and hope on one on Lopez Mateos and hit Masaje Roma.
Serina's is across the street from the Villa Manport, as you know, and El Encanto is only half a block away on top of Papaguyo's Bar. Masaje Venus on Abraham Lincoln (not far from the Villa Manport) has become a favorite now that I am driving in the city.
I have been hearing better things about Genesis and El Encanto, and will have to check Genesis soon based on BorderJumpers report. In the past, however, there was never anything there except gorditas. I must have poked my head in the door and turned my nose up at the offerings so many times I'm sure that guy hates to see me swing the door open. El Encanto has been hit or miss, just like Masaje Corpus.
Serina's, Felina's, Masaje Roma, and Masaje Venus invariably seem to have the best selection of muchachas, if you have to have them slender and attractive, as I do. Unfortunately, all four of these places charge $45. In all this time, I have only seen a couple of stunners in the $35 MPs. You get what you pay for, I guess.
Now and then you may get asked for an extra $5 if you want a blow job, but this has only happened to me a couple of times. There is one girl at Masa Roma named Geena whom I have learned never has relations with the customers. She's so good with her hands and her mouth she will get you off before you know it. She is really that fine, but no mas.
Also, some of the girls will ask for a tip. They only get half of the money you pay, and the tips are what makes the difference for them. A $5 tip is appreciated, and remembered.
*But*, having said that, in 70-something consecutive weekends I have never had anyone else refuse full service anywhere. Nor has it ever even been an issue or had to be discussed. I mean they come back to the room and put a condom on the table of shelf. Penetration is part of the price, no haggling. Ask up front if you are leery, but, trust me, full service is guaranteed.
By Dougie on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 02:41 pm: Edit |
I hate to be the one to report this, but I recently returned from a trip to Juarez and I have to say that there was WAY too much pork on the menu in ALL of the massage parlors I visited. The quality of the chicas has really taken a dive in the last year. Bummer, hopefully things will get better for they would have a hard time getting much worse. Sure, there were a few real pearls but I had to shell altogether too many oysters to find them.
By Borderjumper on Sunday, April 28, 2002 - 02:29 pm: Edit |
This is the point I've been trying to make all along!
By Porker on Sunday, April 28, 2002 - 03:33 pm: Edit |
Fallen and his amigo took me barhopping a month or so back and they even led me up to Corpus. 3 chicks at 5 minutes to 9 (closing time), all rather meaty. I kinda like 'em that way, though, and had a nice time for 30 bucks with one. My first MP experience in Juarez, and nothing really to write home about. Better than a sharp stick in the eye, though!
By Fallen on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 03:30 pm: Edit |
Hey Porker That was Encanto that you went to. Its a lot like Corpus low rent & mucho gordas. Funny that you mention it I went with my running partner to Venus MP last Friday. Its a little more expensive, but the chicas are better looking for the most part. After a not so spectacular session with the prom queen (I usually know better) we ended up at Papaguyos bar the one below Encanto MP where we had beers with you. On a whim I went upstairs to check out the chicas, not really expecting to repeat so soon after the earlier session and beer drinking. Well, lo and behold, there was a cute thin chica (Lorraina) with a nice rack my weakness and I figured I give her a shot. Anyway, it turned out to be a good decision she was nasty and very well schooled in making tired equipment respond. Went back down to Papaquyos after and all the bartender chicas were getting drunk & extremly friendly - all and all a good night.
I haven't had a chance to finish my TJ report - too much damn work. I at least put out a short version soon. You were right about TJ being the land of volume & beautiful chicas!
By Porker on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 04:30 pm: Edit |
OOPS, re: the name. You guys hauled me to so many places my head spun. The beers helped too! The friendly female bartender deal looked like fun if you have the time to put into getting to know them. I think I'd lose patience too quickly and ask them if they wanted to put out in the bathroom or something. Yeah, I'm Sr. Suave!
Please DO report your thoughts on TJ. I'm dying to figure out how y'all found it. Well, actually, I love hearing about your takes on Juarez too, now that I think about it! Keep the reports coming!
Is it all hot all the time in Juarez yet? It's been 40 degrees celsius in Monterrey the last few days, and I don't see much relief in sight. Makes for an absolute sauna in places w/o A/C, which many don't have. Makes it just a little easier to save up for a killer trip this summer. Of course sitting here sweating like Cool Hand Luke in the sweatbox in my Apt. ain't much fun either!!! God bless the third world!
By Borderjumper on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 07:22 pm: Edit |
Come on up to NL and visit us some weekend Porker. CLoser to home and a lot better variety. I think ol' Beavis done got that figured out!
By Porker on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 09:00 pm: Edit |
Borderjumper, I do rank NL a lot higher than Juarez. But I actually like Monterrey better than NL, and Monterrey practically IS home. I hit NL about as often as I hit Juarez, when it's on the way toward visiting family in the states, depending on which direction I'm going. It's looking like fall before I'll be headed that way again. You should check out Monterrey! A little light on brothel bars, but the massage parlors and fun and the strip clubs have a lot of talent. It's getting hot there these days, but I doubt NL's any better.
By Beavis on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 09:25 pm: Edit |
On the weather note Nuevo Laredo was a nice mild 100 Motherfucking degrees on Saturday. You could cook an egg on the hood of your car.
By Porker on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 09:47 pm: Edit |
High today in Monterrey: 101. Forecast for manana: A HUNDRED AND SIX! Forecast for Weds. 107! Happy holiday! Gonna cool off to a chilly 91 by Friday.
By Beavis on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 10:52 pm: Edit |
You better get your winter clothes out for thursday then.
By Borderjumper on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:21 am: Edit |
I'm gonna try to get to Monterrey here soon. Leave Lola in Monclova with her mother and slip over although she's wanting to come to Monterrey too. Someone told me Saturday nite at the Marabu that you don't have to have a letter of permission from your finance company to get a vehicle permit so I'm gonna try it. At least he says he's never been asked. I'm getting tired of paying for something I can't use. !06...damn, I'm glad I'm in Nashville today where it is a balmy 72 degrees.
By Beavis on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 11:23 pm: Edit |
Hey BJ you have to have a letter or the title. Been there done that but without it you won't get your permit. Give it a try but I doubt it will work. I just got back from NL where it was a mild 106 this afternoon. I crossed the border at 9:25 pm and it had cooled off to a chilly 98
By Borderjumper on Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 04:35 am: Edit |
Do they confirm the letter or just look at it and say OK? I had someone, Mexico Mike, say to forge one. On the computer, that wouldn't be too hard. What format does the letter take or how is it worded. Anyone have one, I would be interested in seeing it. Especially from FMC>
By Beavis on Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 08:39 am: Edit |
I dont know I have the title to the vehicle I took down there. I had to have a drivers license, FM 3, Credit Card and the title all in the same name. You don't have to have an FM 3 but with it they give you a one year permission instead of 6 months. If things go right I am going to drive to Ciudad del Carmen in June and I will be able to tell you more. I'm going to take the novia and go visit some friends. Also talk to a company so it becomes a business trip (write off)
By Borderjumper on Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 05:33 pm: Edit |
I'm going to try something even if it's wrong. Lola wants me to meet her mother in Monclova and I hate paying for something I can't use as I see fit. I thought it being Mexico, a $500 peso note attached to the other documents would do the trick. Perhaps in Juarez it would, I'm not sure about NL.
By Flaco1212 on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 09:11 am: Edit |
Not much activity in this thread. Where are you all ? I plan on checking out the talent at Princesas (massage parlor) and will report back.
Hope this will get this topic going again.