Got drunk (drinks 15-20 pesos, tip of 10 pesos per round got me VIP treatment and VIP seat and the game put on TV after they had insiseted before it wasn't available) watching the Lakers game on big screen on a comfy overstuffed sofa right under the A/C vent at a club called Matehuala (just off Madero in Centro Monterrey, near the main bus station). My seat was right behind the area where the chicas sit and wait for customers to come calling for them, and still only about 20 feet from the stage, where three chicas go starkers on the 4th song.

Headed straight for the privado booth after the game ended in OT, taking a HOT blonde (early 20's, skinny, RIPPED hard stomach) named Yaretzi for a 50 peso one song test drive. She immediately asked if I would like her to take off her pants, to which, I said, uhm, OK, if you MUST. Nothing was on underneath, and I was encouraged to touch EVERYWHERE for the 90 seconds before she started hinting about extras. Being the gentleman I AM, I had to inquire about price, just to be polite, you see! This girl was the hottest in the bar, so I expected to be blown away, surely it'd be 60 bucks or more. I was indeed blown away, but on the other end of the scale. This beauty told me it was 200 pesos for full service, 100 pesos if I wanted just covered oral! Of course it'd be 50 pesos for every 4 minute privado period for booth rental too... SOLD!!! GIMME THE WORKS!!!

She wanted 20 pesos for a condom, but I had brought my own (call me a Boy Scout!), and she slapped it on in no time and dropped to squat in front of me and start blowing. I'm glad that I took option #1 of fucky AND sucky, as on these uncomfortable folding metal chairs I didn't think she'd be able to finish me off in this manner. Watching her pretty little head bobbing on my crotch was insanely worth the 100 peso price, however. There is no way in HELL any chica that beautiful should have been performing that kind of service for POCKET CHANGE.

While not a great BJ it did get me well primed for her hopping on top (not many other options for booth sex on a folding chair), and she really went to town. As my friend Tomas likes to say, "She fucked like a RABBIT!!!", tirelessly slamming her bony ass down on my pole. Cowgirl ain't my favorite, but her rapid-fire technique while cooing in my ear got me off damned quickly. She climbed off and set off naked to search for some TP for us both to clean up a bit.

Short, sweet, to the point. I hadn't said a WORD to this chick before I met her at the privado area, and 3 minutes later she was blowing me in the booth. Her looks would be top 3% of Hottie Central at Adelitas in TJ where she would stand out due to her extremely HARD body. I ended up paying 350 pesos including the privado costs, woulda been 370 if I hadn't had a condom, for what turned out to be about a 10 minute session. Of course that was pants around the ankles, dark booth, ass pounding against a folding metal chair. Not ideal conditions, to be sure. But the sheer NASTINESS of it and the IDEA of the cut rate price for a HOTTIE got me damned excited. Still does, actually.

I ended up at Matehuala at 4 AM (after watching the big Mexico World Cup win at La Cava with a D cupped chica giving me hand massages and cooing in my ear for the price of $2 Tecates) and the late night shift on a SUNDAY was still pretty damned awesome. I counted half a dozen chicas I'd do a privado with in a heartbeat, and actually did go with a thin, pretty chica who was amazingly free after showing all onstage.

Her name was Alejandra, and again, it was no holds barred in the booth, though she said 'hands on top of the thong, please' after I fingered her for about 15 seconds. She wanted 300 pesos for the DEED, which I declined as I was low and cash by that time of night. 200 and I likely couldn't have resisted.

I got home at 6 AM and was at work by 7:15. You only live once, right?

Porker:

Let's see...just off Madero, near the main bus station...just off Madero, near the main bus station...better write this down, huh...

...I definitely have a new place to check out!...

Was there a cover charge?...Could you put an estimate on the girl-to-guy ratio?...Do you think credit cards are accepted?...

Price scale is definitely in line...and-- perhaps more importantly-- I like the customer-friendly, eager-to-please attitude that your chica's displayed...

YoungBrig

Matehuala is 1 door down from the corner of Juan Alvarez Norte and Madero. Cover on Friday and Saturday nights is 10 pesos, no cover other days.

Guys? Tip rail is packed during all open hours, but these fuckers are as 'codo' as they come. They sit there to grope the girls for free (allowed and encouraged) and barely wanna buy a beer much less a privado.

Chicas? Dayshift (think they open around 2) can be as many as 20 chicas, and the day girls get off around 11. Evening girls show up anytime after 9, so 10:30 gets you a rather good selection. There were two solid 8 1/2's (including Yaretzi the blonde I went with) working the early shift Sunday, and about 4 more I saw on the evening shift at 4 AM later that night. That was on SUNDAY. The rest of the chicas run the gamut from 4's to 7's, but no true hags or gordas. Kinda 'something for everybody' selection.

You have to go downstairs to the basement to do privados, and there must be 20 curtained booths down there. Chicas dress upstairs from the main room. The bar is roughly the same size as Manhattan Club in TJ, with two dance floors, a small one in the front and a bigger one (where three chicas strip simultaneously) in the middle of the club.

Matehuala chicas can do a lot of volume in privados, and this weekend may have been particularly busy because Friday was payday for the end of the month. If your strategy is to sit around and wait for them to get bored or come hit on YOU (as I generally prefer to do), you may be have to wait awhile. Best to grab one or have a waiter do it for you as soon as you see something you like.

YB, as a guy generous enough to have left a 100 peso tip at least once in your lifetime, you will qualify as a major big spender in a place like this and Infinito! You will be worshiped as a GOD!!!

I have never inquired, but I would doubt that either Matehuala or Infinito accepts bank cards. It's a pay as you go kind of place.

It is as you say Porker... no credit cards at Infinito or Matehuala.
Much better, that way they can't add drinks to your tab.
Guys, also have in mind that in these 2 places, the girls are not there to drink. Their drinks cost 40 pesos and they just get 10 pesos per drink as a kickback.
They get more money from privados and extra services per hour than wasting their time talking with clients per day.
This is compleatly diffrent from the girls at other lap dancing clubs here in Monterrey...

Had my first ripoff session in a privado last night. Of course I was well drunk, and maybe that had something to do with it. Chick´s name was Elizabeth, and she´s impossible to miss -- big tits, long curly light colored hair and wears glasses while she dances. Everything started out fine, friendly, etc., and she propositioned me for the extras about 1/2 way into the first song like usual. 200 pesos, and she insisted I buy their condom for 20 pesos, even though I had some with me.

She blew for about 20 seconds, then hopped on. Of course she insisted on changing positions every minute or so, which led to no rhythm and she had very little energy. I guess she thought I was so drunk and wasn´t paying attention, but she started calling out for additional time for dances completely unsolicited. She´s simply supposed to respond when they yell ´time´. She did this like 3 times in 5 minutes, then finally told me I had to pay more if I wanted more sexo, as we had gone through 4 ´songs´. I had checked my watch when I entered, and our FOUR songs were about 10 minutes in the booth, and the whole first four minutes was spent before the sex started. I ended up getting gigged 250 for the dances, 200 for her, 20 for a condom, for about 5 minutes of sex. Needless to say I was a little put off about her attitude. She seemed surprised that I didn´t want to take her out to a hotel afterward so I could ´feeneesh´.

I guess all good luck has to end sometime. Of course being sloppy drunk probably had a lot to do with the ripoff attempt. Ni modo, as I got laid 3 times in the next 4 hours after I left the bar. Viva Mexico!!!

BTW, Regio, Azalea showed up about 20 minutes after you left last night. I was a little surprised she remembered me, and I didn´t recognize HER right away. The waiters immediately offered to set her up with a ´jarra´, but I held my ground and she only got one drink out of me. She asked why I hadn´t come back since that first night, and I told her because I was at home crying by the phone waiting for her call! She actually made a big fuss about writing down my number again. Too funny!

Porker... Azalia is in love with you. You know we got girls that fall easyly in love with you Americans (you lucky devils!)

Well, I'll believe it when she calls. Will be waiting breathlessly by the phone too. Really...

Had a hot experience in the booth with Laila last week, a quite thin, pretty morena with smallish tits but a VERY squeezable ass. She encouraged me to touch and probe EVERYWHERE while declining my requests for a) take out service and b) screwing her in the booth. She WOULD do oral, she said, though, and while I initially didn't think that would be able to quench my desire for her, I eventually caved and said let's go for it when she again affirmed that she wouldn't screw. The price was amazingly low, 170 pesos, 20 for the rubber, plus the money for the dances, which turned out to be a bit much as I had three with her before deciding on the 'upgrade'. A VERY nice time with a cute, fun chica.

I dodn't go last week, in part scared off by Regio informing me that there was a crackdown in progress on privados in many bars, Matehuala being one of them. Something about PROSTITUCION being practiced in the privado booths... What a bunch of CRAP! Everybody knows there are no PROSTITUTES in these bars!!!

Anyway, I got the bug to go BAD on Monday night, and am happy to report that the chicas were doing a rather brisk privado business again, though I didn't partake. I don't know if I've ever mentioned it on the board before, but the young thin blonde Azul is frickin' HOT!!! Too bad she REALLY IS one of the non-prostitutes in the bar.

Oh, and in a rather weird development, big titted Elizabeth (of baseball cap and glasses fame) came up to me and apologized for her ripoff during an EXTRA SPECIAL privado in a previous encounter. While I doubt I'll try the EXTRA SPECIAL option with her again, her tits are so nice I might try a 'regular' privado with her again.

Regio, my milk supply seems to have disappeared. See what happens when you take a whole week off! But the MP fave is saying we should spend a leisurely afternoon holed up in a hotel room at the end of the week. Might make me late for lunch at Obsession, but then again, knowing my luck, she won't show up!

Still not back to normal, with cuartitos and curtains, the privados are still out in the open. But in my 3 song begging (for some SEX; fruitlessly, as always) session with the incredible looking Azul, I did see big titted Elizabeth getting banged missionary on a couch turned toward the wall. I would seriously pay the 750 peso per hour privado rate for a cat-bird level seat to just watch all the action going on in this place!

Everybody seems to think that things will be back to normal in the bars soon. Apparently things ARE at the Infinito a couple blocks away, and girls are much less amenable to doing 'salidas' because of it. Personally, I like it, cuz booth sex is lots more affordable than a salida, though surely less satisfying overall, unless you're into the sleaze. Of course THAT could never be said about ME!!!

I think prices are going up for full service at Matehuala. I have been been pretty successful at avoiding booth sex lately and sticking to massage parlor girls, but I usually do ask out of curiosity when I go with a new girl, and my recent quotes have been 300 pesos. And most of the girls KNOW that I am not a rookie there. There have been several reports of similar pricing from posts in Spanish at the palace of all info on Monterrey:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Monterrey_Extra_Curricular/

The latest report has a guy telling about banging my old amiga Elizabeth doggie style while her tits were draped over the sofa they have downstairs in the 'privado' area where there are STILL no curtains. As he mentions, it's plenty dark down there though. You can still hear people going at it though!

Matehuala is STILL an incredible place, a must see in Monterrey.

I agree with Porker: Matehuala is must see in Monterrey. Check my map on the map section to find this place, but some advice would be not to go alone to the Matehuala unless you know your way around Monterrey and that you speak Spanish fairly well.

I concur with both of you. Matehualo is extreme. Hotties about 22, six pack abs, and nasty as hell.

I was visiting Monterrey on business and thought I would check this place out. I met a bunch of hot chicas there.

I did have a hard tearing myself away from that place however. It was like I was in a new candie store and my money was burning a hole in my pocket.

Downstairs even the most beautiful chica becomes a body that you can touch rub and caress almost any way you want to.

It did take me a couple of times to get the routine down pat, but after I did, I loved it.

My first chair bang was not too comfortable and I could not see a thing, and the second one was still a little awkward. But by the third one, I told the chica that we were not going to be sitting down........doggie style while bracing against the wall worked well.

Money handling is difficult in the dark so I recommend taking a mini-flashlight with you so that you can check for anything you might drop or lose.

The sofas in the middle of the room are very comfortable and although the lights are basically out, you can see the chicas body much better. I was able to get one hottie to give me a much needed massage for the price of two dances, and then she stuck my hand inside her panocha and frigged herself off while staring at my face.

I cannot wait to go back there again tomorrow night and see the second shift girls.

Glad you like it Chicamo.
Best time to arrive at night is at the 10:30 lineup, when both the afternoon shift and the night shift are onstage...
Best lineup in the whole of Mexico.

Regio, both shifts at the same time, wow.

Damn, I must have missed again last night. But I am not upset in the least.

I met a hard body gorgeous hottie named Leslie and was downstairs with her during the "line-up" for multiple songs, etc.

Porker, you were right, there is no way to explain the sheer joy when a chica this good looking goes downstairs for $5 a dance. High volume or not, she is still far more beautiful than anything I have met in a USA bar and definitely much more erotic.

The softness of her skin, the twinkle in her eyes, and the after glow radiating from her hard body make me want to go back and see her over and over again.

I love Azul. Just had to re-state that for the record. Unfortunately, she's the only 'virgin' at the Matehuala.

As is the fashion in this club, she was wearing a shirt emblazoned with the number '69' last night. I called her over and asked her, "Uh, what does this number mean?" She started blushing and hemming and hawing... I told her anytime she wants to try '69' out she need only look me up. This chick is INSANELY beautiful. Unfortunately, she knows it... Guys buy her privados despite the fact that an accidental finger insertion is the best you can expect from her.

(Message edited by porker on May 03, 2003)

Azul is very pretty but I could not go with her knowing that there is nothing more. But my friend did and said it was good for the value, a whole $5 bucks. I wrote in El Infinito thread about the thrill of being watched while you enjoy the services of a fine chica and the same goes for this place. I personaly liked Matehuala more that Infinito. However, that is not to say that I will not go back to Infinito and bang some more of those hot chicas.

Azul letting her pussy hair grow out (now a full 4-5 inches above the top of her thong) is making me fucking CRAZY! She's just adding to the tease... I might HAVE to pay 50 pesos to try and rub my knuckle against her bush this afternoon just to sort of scratch the itch. GodDAMN I want that girl!!!

Dude, I offered to pay for a privado with A-ZUUUUUL for you but you didn't want it...something about being on the wagon I think and not wanting to fall off - lol! I did go back and while she is attractive and the whole patch growth enticing it is a frickin' tease in the end. Even with my lack of Spanish and my feable attempt at telling her I was "timido" she saw through it...she must have seen me bang the hell out of two other gals there - lol! Bottom line I didn't get anything out of Azul other than some bouncy bouncy dances in the middle of the room...so you know she ain't about to lose her "virginity" in the booths anytime soon!

Other than that this club rocked big-time. It is the sister club to Infinito but the superior one IMHO. Again there are numerous chicas here and they are in the 5-8's range. You can and will find someone you like here and at decent prices.

Over the course of several visits here, I personally received the following:

A couple of privado dances from 2 different chicas whose names now elude me. First one was so-so and she was my first. But at 50peso a 4-minute time slice who cares?!? The next one was way better. I kept her for two 4-minute time slices or thereabouts. She nearly had me undressed and was rubbing on me and even giving me an oral sampling (no cover). She is a brunette chick with a large round ass similar to Brazilians. Her hair is long and wavy curly and she while not the prettiest thing going is decent. Can't recall her name but she always without fail ends up on-stage during presentation time with her nice juicy ass cheeks kind of straddling the metal railing at the top of the stairs to the stage making you wish you were the railing - lol! Damn I should have done more but she was my 2nd girl ever in Monterrey so I was just getting my bearings!

Full Service from Leyla
Ahhh...what a piece of ass this one is. She is one of the 8's of this place and has a real nice ass on her with a large tattoo above it - some tribal thing if I recall correctly. Nice rack too. A nice slim tanned beauty. Total cost was 620pesos (250pesos for her, 350pesos for seven 4-minute time slices to the club and 20pesos for the cover), because I had to just nail her as much as I could. Oral and full service were great with her as was Deep Souther Exploration (DSE). Only negative was she kinda balked after the 4th 4-minute time slice. I guess she wanted me to finish but damn she was fine. I had to have her in all sorts of ways. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie. It was good! Quite the trip doing her in an open booth for all to see. Never knew I was such the exhibitionist but I was getting off on that too - lol.

Joceylin?
Can't recall name for sure but she was a nice brunette with a similar bod to Leyla. Not as pretty but still fine. Similar deal with this one except 200pesos for her and I was able to finish a little quicker, on the order of 250pesos (five 4-minute time slices) and 20 peso for the cover. She was willing to go as long as it took and all sorts of postions as it took. Even returning to oral in the middle. First time I tried missionary in a booth and as you might think that didn't work out. I can't even explain how we did that position. Even in my B-Day suit it still didn't work for all that long. But in the end, doggie was her forte and it was good (to quote myself again - lol!).

Bottom line, an excellent club, AC sucks with too many guys (i.e.: almost always), good chicas and good service. I would, did and will return! You guys in Monterrey have it real good.

6
PS: An attempt to do a "salida" with Leyla at the end of her shift didn't pan out. She did say that she would like to but had to go home...whatever that meant...was it a brush-off, I dunno...maybe I'll try during her shift next time.

I turned down a free privado? PLEASE SLAP ME next time I am that drunk!!!

Actually Regio had to twist my arm one day at Premiere to let him buy me a table dance with the apparently now retired Alexa. It was the same excuse: While the first one's free, the dozens that might follow could break me in a HURRY! I keep telling him I am going to return the favor and get him to take Azul downstairs with him next time he's going to screw a girl in the booth so she can do her little naked talk show act with him while he's banging away! Actually, I might have to do THAT myself! Of course the horror of seeing me naked may cause her to leave the profession forever...

Leyla is indeed a gem. If she only knew the esteem with which I held her outstanding efforts and how I blow her horn to everyone who will listen -- a true 'jaladora'. Instead she's pissed at me because I never took her downstairs again after she sucked me off the first time -- a chicken/egg thing: I took somebody else, she got pissed, I won't take her because she's pissed.

I really do think she would have done a salida with you '6', but most girls at Infinito/Matehuala would at least need time to plan it out beforehand if they're not going to do it during their shift. As we saw when we walked out, she had to give some chick a ride home, at the very least. She did give me shit the next afternoon when you were still there, as I had told her that the night before was your last night in town and she was going to be your going away rememberance!

The A/C at Matehuala is best at the very back of the club, by the back wall between the DJ booth and the bathroom. Unfortunately it's also the worst place to see what the hell is going on... But when it's REALLY packed, it's not gonna be very good there either.

Excerpt from longass trip report posted 6/1/2003:

After about an hour, 5 drinks and 2 trips to the buffet table at Obsession, Regio dragged me kicking and screaming to the Matehuala where we were running quite late (as is HIS fashion!) for a meeting of some guys from Monterrey’s Spanish Yahoo group. And sure enough, as we got there about 5:45, some amigos were already waiting for us. We caught up with them for a little while, while intermittently some of us (mainly Regio!) would disappear for a few minutes to do a privado. At 50 pesos per four minute song, and with 35+ chicas working the payday afternoon shift, why the hell NOT indulge when the urge strikes? After about an hour of pure conversation and window-gawking, I decided to pull a chica offstage myself for a test drive while they were all lined up for the 7 PM lineup presentation.

Her name was Baby, and she had been introduced to me by Regio a few months back after he had taken her downstairs for a privado. He told me later that she had refused to do extras with him, and I am glad I didn’t know that ahead of time as it would have severely prejudiced me even though I really didn’t plan to do anything more than to play with her BEAUTIFUL C cup tits when I grabbed her offstage anyway.

Baby is approximately 20 years old, light colored hair, light caramel covered skin, kind of bewitching brown eyes and a VERY nice smile. Her body is thin but voluptuous, and I find it incredibly sexy. Nothing jiggling except her boobs, but no unsightly bones popping out either!

Baby walked with me hand in hand to the stairway to heaven and patiently waited while I paid my 50 pesos for the initial 4 minutes. She led me to a booth about ¾ of the way to the back and then had me sit in the back chair, took off all her clothes and sat on top of me. She encouraged me to kiss, lick and probe her entire chest area and then made sure that all areas were avaialble for probing fingers below. Short of full on making out and overt dick grabbing, this is about as good as I can imagaine a privado can be. No limits. I even rubbed the starfish a little, although I was a bit chicken to actually enter it with my finger. Hadn’t trimmed the nails that day (yet…)!

I called for a second song, and my chica seemed a LITTLE surprised by this. I was having fun playing with her, but honestly, I was also amused by what was going on in the booths directly facing us too, as some other chicas in the back were apparently giving some extra special dances. Just another thing to LOVE about the Matehuala. Originally I cursed the removal of curtains on the privado booths, but now I am thinking that it was the greatest thing that ever happened to that place!

About the middle of the second song (while petting the starfish!!!), I started to inquire if my chica ‘did more than dance’ downstairs. She said yes, she did ‘everything’, did I want to? OF COURSE I DID! I mean seriously, how many of you would simply say uh, NO to a BEAUTIFUL sexy 20 year old hottie that asked you if you wanted to get sucked and fucked by her? But being the dedicated cheapskate monger that I am, I had to ask the price. And her response was the expected 300 pesos – 50% more than I am used to paying, though usually with girls that aren’t as hot or nearly as young. But due to principle I said that was too much. A second later she offered a BJ for a mere 100 pesos, and while I usually can’t finish this way, I figured that watching a chica this hot bobbing on my (covered) knob would be well worth the fee. She called for a condom, and we were off.

Her BJ technique was pretty damned good, and she deep throated a couple times which simply made me GASP in pleasure. And playing with her very RIPE tits (this girl OOZES hormones!) made it immensely pleasurable. A good two songs of this, though, and I was pretty sure that I couldn’t finish this way and was going to end up frustrated. SO I asked her if she wouldn’t want an extra 100 pesos to fuck instead. She though for a second and said she’d do it for 150 (250 total tip for her). My desire to fuck her superseded principle, and pretty soon she was lowering herself on top of me, trying to shoehorn my knob inside without any lubrication. Pretty soon she had corkscrewed her way inside and was wriggling away.

A couple minutes of this and I got her to stand up and bend over for doggie. Some chicas won’t do this in privados for fear of embarrassment, but Baby was a true trooper. Except as is often the case for me, with chicas wearing high heeled hooker shoes, her legs ended up being a lot longer than mine and I don’t like fucking uphill!

So, painfully aware of the clock ticking and not wanting to have invested 400+pesos on a non-finishing session, necessity became the mother of invention, and I wanted to somehow try missionary (my normal fail-safe finishing position) with her. So somehow I got her to sit all the way on the back of the little chair in the booth with her legs up in the air and I ended up squatting on top of her. This felt GREAT, and she was remarkable compliant in what couldn’t have been a terribly comfortable position for her. But my reverie was interrupted after a minute or so when I felt a burning in my thighs. I am NOT in shape to be squatting like that (2 feet off the ground) for an extended period of time!

So it became a race: Could I finish before my legs just completely collapsed??? Talk about the monger’s olympics!!! With the help of my chica, I ended up winning the race by cheating. I ended up climbing on top of the chair too, putting pretty much ALL my considerable weight on poor Baby’s lap, thrusting away in the process while gripping the back of the chair for leverage. When I FINALLY popped, I don’t think I have ever felt so ecstatically RELIEVED in my LIFE! Adding to that, my perverse sense of cheapness was stoked when they called TIME as soon as I crawled off of her. I had just saved myself 5 bucks!

Anyway, I simply cannot believe the spirit of cooperation and work ethic of some of the chicas at the Matehuala, of which Baby is just the latest example. Try getting your average Tijuana street girl to accommodate your rather unusual and at times physically uncomfortable requests and to screw for an extended period of time without anything extra (tip-wise, anyway) coming their way and they’ll kick your ass all over the room trying to escape. At the Matehuala? All done with a smile and a peck on the cheek at the end. Baby was simply INCREDIBLE! This girl is fucking HOT and she fucked me like her life depended on it. Total cost ended up being 575 pesos: 250 for her, 300 for the dances (2 of which were spent purely playing around and negotiating), 25 for the condom which the girls can get in trouble for not buying while giving extras. This was rather expensive for me, but man, what an experience – something only a FANTASTIC booth fuck can provide. The problem is, they are damned addicting and I am a POOR MAN.

A certain UNNAMED amigo made himself 'comfortable' in a privado here last week by taking off his cellphone, and then forgot it in the booth after he came back upstairs. He inquired downstairs and it had apparently vanished in the two minutes since he had been gone from the booth.

We went to my favorite waiter, the short guy named Juan Manuel that works in the afternoons, and he got involved. Magically the cellphone re-appeared. This little story just confirmed what I had suspected for awhile: Juan Manuel is a class act, and will bend over backwards to help you out if you take care of him every once in awhile. Something to keep in mind for some of you guys that may be a little apprehensive about going into a place like this without an experienced partner. Juan Manuel works until about 10 PM 5-6 nights a week.

Of course, I suspect that many of the waiters at the Matehuala would have done the same thing. Another thing that makes the place feel like a second home.

Damn that's expensive for you dude! She must have been a real hottie. You did explain the whole missionary position debacle better than I could have. Thanks...I'll have to check her out next time I'm in town.

6

Dulce from Torreon: I caught her standing on stage with no customers for 5 minutes, and took her downstairs for a 50 peso ride. An excellent body, but I wasn't too excited about her personna. Once we were done, I stumbled upstairs and noted that Dulce was doing privados non-stop quite a bit, maybe there's more pesos in that business than I had guessed.

6, Carlos can point her out to you if I am not around (won't be until August), and yeah she was a pretty natural looking hottie. The price kind of just kept adding up, though, and that's what tends to happen to me in booth sex situations like that.

Explorer, some of the chicas know they can just stand there and look sexy and somebody will pick them and they don't try real hard. Some only want to do extras, and if you don't mention it, they'll just bide their time 'til time's up. And if they've already made their dance quota for the day/week, they may not be too motivated either. Of course maybe she just didn't like you! Not everybody can be a chick magnet like ME!!!

Baby, Porker's friend had a rude awakening last week. She got in a fight with another girl and was hit in tha face with a bottle, gashing her nose and cheeks. By what the girls tell me, she'll be out for a long time... maybe she might even not return.
But for the meanwhile, her cousin Estrella is still dancing... much more better than Baby, BUT she charge 300 pesos for a F/S.

Hold on here... 'much more better than Baby'? How? Certainly not in looks, and I'd BET not in attitude either. And just cuz our amigo pays 300, that doesn't mean that's THE price!

Well... she looks like she is good and worth it.
OK... so am not paying that, but she sure is pretty

Hey guys, one of your chicas showed up in Adelitas ( in TJ of course) this week. Her name is Perla. She leaves to go home again on Monday next week.

She was wearing a american flag bikini top and the skimpiest white miniskirt possible with white boots that went about six inches over her kneecaps.... and very friendly.

I thought she was a skinny little girl when I first looked at her, but her excellent training at the Matehuala makes up for any misgivings I might have had.

Saphire braces, and a fire in her eyes, she was wonderful to meet and relive what it was like to go downstairs with a 21 year old Matehuala hottie....

She says she also works out of Reynosa but I cannot remember the name of the club....something like babesteca??

There is just something about the babes from Matehuala almost begging for penetrations in all of their orifices.....

Does she ring any bells?

I almost forgot her tattoo of a scorpion on her belly (or was it her lower back, lol).....

She had a second one on the back of her neck I think but to tell you the truth, I wasn't paying attention at the time......

Perla from Infinito? Sounds like it. Good career move for her. She'll be a star in NO TIME in TJ if she stays there. IB6 and I both comment on her in the Infinito heading for Monterrey.

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The Matehuala bar is opening a new "wing", mostly they took over the motor workshops that lined Madero Ave. (with the exception of the food stand) and that gives the club over 60% more floor area.
That includes a new catwalk. The idea is to have 7 girls dance at the same time.

Went to the Matehuala several times and this place was off the hool as usual. My favorite beauties were there, Leyda, Azul and a new chica that I noticed thanx to Regio, Sharon.

Sharon being back at the Matehuala in the afternoons ensures there's a spinner available in their 'something for everybody' lineup. Of course Jordana of the porn star body was missing last week and the tit model Elizabeth has been AWOL for months.

The new stage at the Mate is kind of weird. It's like the stages are now too far apart to truly be able to see ALL the action on all the stages simultaneously. Still, anything that gets more chicks naked at the same time is a good thing in my book!

Jordana was there Saturday eve, just ask "6".

A minor ripoff here the other day, but I was in the mood to argue because the bitch flat-out lied to me, so I kind of made a fuss and next thing I knew every girl in the place was all over me! So I promptly LEFT!!!

Some (moderately attractive) cunt named Yahaira came over to me on the verge of the 5 PM presentacion and told me that I should take her for a privado. Girls are rarely this aggressive with me at the Mate (maybe I look like a serial killer or something, I don't know...), and I kind of just said 'no thanks'. She then told me that if I bought 2 dances she'd blow me for free. THIS got my attention, but I was leery of paying first, because this is the oldest scam in the book to get a dance (or two, if you're dumb enough).

I offered a small counter of buy one and 'we'll see' re: getting more, and sure enough, halfway through the first song she started sucking me after an interrption when she insisted on going to get a condom, which I think is more of a bribe to the door guys than anything.

As the clock was ticking on the second 4 minute dance she whips off her panties and says that if I buy another she'll give me 'everything'. And so when they call time I give the OK for 'otra' cancion. She keeps doing what she's doing, alternately yanking and sucking, and I start rubbing her box and say, 'uh, time to put it in'. She then tells me 'oh, that costs 200 pesos'.

So after a minor plea to honor her promise which fell on deaf ears, and fully aware that I was only a minute into the 3rd 'song', I ripped the rubber off in disgust, pulled my pants on and went to the front where the timekeepers wrote '2' on the ficha for extra songs I had to pay above. I sat and argued with them, they told me to go argue upstairs, so I went and did that, and finally got the privilege of telling the whole story to some manager guy before he told me, 'uh, that'll be 100 pesos more please' while getting impatient for his evening carbo-fix.

While I did order the 3rd song and it was obviously 'double dumbass on me' for doing so before the promise was delivered upon, I was PISSED that the girl had lied to me and I wanted everybody to know it. Of course afterwards four separate girls started giving me the 'LET'S GO eyes' that as I've mentioned doesn't usually happen to me at the Mate. I guess they saw a good opportunity to finish off what somebody else had started?

Moral of the story: Get them to show their cards before you ante up. Oh, and don't be a dumbass!

That has been going on a lot here lately over there. When we were there"6" got the same deal and pretty much the same result.
That sucks man, sounds like the USA chicks, maybe they have an american tutor or something, hahaha.

Porker,

I don't know when I will get over to Monterrey but I will definitely take all of your advice.

To be quite truthful, I read about everything you post because you are consistently one of the best writers on this board. Jesus do I get a kick out of your stories.

Batsterwhohasnoreasontobrownnose

Hello all. This is my first posting. I will be making my first trip to Monterrey and definately want to check out Matehuala. Any suggestions or tips for a first timer? Thanks for the help in advance.

Rocket

Monterrey is a cool place.

Aside from the many beautiful women I saw there, this club is a bit out of the ordinary. Simply put, you drink, you grope, you pick, you fuck, you leave (unless you're out for a 2 pop). The game here is the same as everywhere in terms of milking the money tube for as much as the traffic will bear. You MUST speak Spanish or have someone with you who will stick with you to translate. Chances are you will not take the translator to the back where you do the girl, so you will be on your own. It is a wild experience to be sure. Production line sex. Some of the girls are knockouts. A full range. Interesting place but not my cup of tea. They pat you down for weapons before you enter and also verify that your cel does not take pictures.

I loved Monterrey by the way. A beautiful city. I had girls brought to the hotel (Plaza de Arco) for $60.00 per hour full service and went out on the town a few nights, delivered a hug for an hombre and met some of the most delightful people ever.

The USA has much to learn from Mexico. We got it all wrong. Go to Monterrey and enjoy the city. Try not to act like an American. Be nice and polite. A little goes a long way. Monterrey has a lot to offer. The posts are VERY accurate and you can rely on them so review review review.

(Message edited by Countryjohn on April 30, 2004)

Iam glad you enjoyed your trip to Monterrey... try to stay longer next time so you can get to see more....

Had fun at the Mate yesterday afternoon with my friend Regio checking out the girls. Had MORE fun with his amiga Sharon the tight bodied little spinner downstairs. 200 for the deed, plus 30 for a condom, plus the dances. My session with her was about as good as it gets at the Mate, and her body is simply amazing for that place. Can't miss her, she's the one that weighs 80 lbs. soaking wet. Enjoying the relatively cheap drinks, lively crowd and slutty girls is a pretty fun way to spend an afternoon. Whether it's worth a cross-continent trip is for all of YOU to decide.

I hear what you are saying dude.

Sa Sa Sa

Sa

Sa Sa Sa...

La Mesa que aplauda mas fuerte... la mesa que aplauda mas fuerte
Za Za Za
Za Za
Za Za
(Gregorio... you know the most popular songs played at the clubs!)

I HATE that fucking song. With a passion.

I liked it about the first 25 times I heard it recently...After that, geeze, Porker you said it all. Regio OBVIOUSLY still loves it.

Yes I do. Specially when I see the girls dance to it at the Harem during the girls presentation...

Regio,

I have a feeling that if Porker could somehow convince you to accompany him on a 10-day tour of the Philippines, when you came back to Monterrey, you would forget all about songs like Za, Za, Za. The only music you'd want to hear is "The Cheeky Girls."