Godd did you have them fooled!

Rookie, you are going to have to e-mail me with your number. I can't find you in my address book!

Hey Rookie qw rt ty

The border wait was terrible tonight I got there at 9:20 pm and didn't get across until 9:25

Smartass!

Hey BJ I bailed on the Childrens Sex Discussion and shit talking board (WSA). I now can concentrate on weather reports and border waits here. I'm off to work talk to you soon.

Enjoy your time at sea my friend. While you're dodging horney sailors, rest assured that Lola and I will be having wild, unbridled and passionate sex each and every weekend. We'll think of you of course. Don't drop the soap Mano. Right now, I came down with the flu last nite and the codeine cough syrup got me feeling right for the flight! Take care my friend!

OK Beavis had a short trip and is heading South to the Border in about 2 hours.

GOT LUCKY LAST NIGHT IN PARADISE.

I usually don't go to strip joints on weekend nites, because the girls are too busy. But last night I was tired of the bull shit from the "nice" girls of Brownsville, with one eye on your bank account and the other on the favorite divorce lawyer friend, so I crossed the river to Paradise. Sadly all my regulars were busy. My waiter told me not to cry however, as a brand new girl showed up tonight. She was too shy to dance naked, but that she was a perfect ten.

We have all heard that from Mexican titty joint waiters before. But since my regulars were all tied up, (four in the back rooms), I told him to bring her over for one drink.

MAN. WHAT A SHOCK. I'll never doubt that waiter again.

This was a Monterrey beauty if there ever was one. A perfect body, and a lovely 18 year old smile to match. No kids. And her figure proved it. Large firm boobs, waist like a wasp, flat tummy, and a tiny belly button. Finished off with a super rounded, fertility symbol big, ultra feminine, gorgeous ass.

And she loved to talk. I kept it in English at first. Hers was passable. Took me $50 in drinks, and several nervous consultations between her and the female manager, (you sure he's OK?), but she was finally persuaded to leave with me. This after much getting to know you chat, laughter, interlaced with increasingly romantic conversation. I paid the customary $50 salida charge to the club, and told her I would give her a hundred. She didn't say yes or no. Just smiled.

We walked out back and took the last available little love nest. She was alot hotter than I expected. Alot of deep throat gf tongue action, while I was gently removing her clothes. Then I held her head firmly in my hand, and pushed her down onto her knee's. Without hesitation she jerked my belt loose, and pulled my pants down around my ankles. And then went to work on old baldy, quickly making him stand tall. No viagra necessary.

Then I moved her onto the bed. Her pussy was totally clean smelling, and tasting. I flipped her over on her tummy, jamming a pillow under her pussy. Then grabbing a perfectly rounded hip in each hand, flipped her entire ass into the air, forcing her tummy down into the pillow. (The Easy rider flipped position). Elbowing open her soft thighs, I moved my face to within six inches of her open crack. From that open position, I gazed on that pink little ass hole winking at me. A virgin one for sure. Eat one out in this position guys, and she'll love you forever.

Later she then let me do some good work on her with my new digital camera, but under promise not to show anyone the pics. Sorry guys, I don't go back on my word.

Back in the club later she actually hugged and hung on me like a gf. I had been sucked dry, and the whisky further enhanced my well-satisfied, the-world-is-a-wonderful-place, damn good mood. And she slowly sipped on her drinks, making them last. Then I remembered I hadn't giving her the hundred I had promised. Nor had she asked. Confirming what she had told me, that this was her first time as a pro....

What do you think I did guys?

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN PARADISE.....

This section for Nuevo Laredo postings. Matamoros has it's own section. Please put your club advertisement there. Your obvious connection to this place shows on every board you post on. Dear Hunter

Yeah, that did sound like some BS. I was wondering why a matamoros post would be in the NL section. Hope Hombre reclasses this one.

Dear hunter....Rookie...I agree totally...Shameles self agrandizemnt or something of that nature!

Well you guys can think what you want. I guess I am connected to the place since I'm their biggest customer. But nothing else. I just like the place, am a new member to these clubs, like to write, and think this clubhombre, and the others are a great idea. I've been horndoggin around Mexico for 30 years now, and never been happier than here. And I love the girls in Paradise, and don't mind helping them. Of course I know the owner, and he is a decent guy. So I don't mind spending my money there. I posted it to Laredo, since it seems Matamoros board is hardly read.

Borderjumper, I really enjoyed your description of your life in Mexico. Your right you know. And your absolutely right about taking her to Michigan. Once they cross the border, they start hanging around with gringas, and spoil fast. Don't even think about rescuing some nice Mexican girl and taking her to the materialism of the USA culture. And wait a few years till some divorce lawyer gets to her. Then your ass will be grass. Get ready to hand over half your assets, and all your cash.....

You found her in Mexico, you liked what you found there, why take a chance and fuck it all up?

And another thing borderjumper.

You and I need to quit talking so much about how great it is to live in Mexico. If the truth were to get out, half the male's in the USA will be moving into our barrios, and forcing the rent up. Not to mention spoiling the shit out of our woman. Worse than you and i do....

And if you guys doubt what I say about Paradise go to the other horn dog club, the free one, and check out their archives for Matamoros. They recently updated them, and there are several good stories there from others about how great the chicas are in the place.

I don't know about spoiling the women. I give mine a grand a week to play with. we own our house and it's a far cry from the slums. MOF, here in Nl, it is extremely difficult to find a slum. About three blocks from us or 100k casas...Drug money you know. I don't worry about the gringos coming down here and screwing it up for us. Hell, there is plenty to go around. And the ones who would screw it up for us don't last long here in Mexico with their high assed attitudes. I remeber hearing about Matamoros years ago when I was a kid. That was THE boystown. Everything happened there. TJ was a distant second and forget NL! Lola and I and the kids are planning a vacation to the beach in Matomoros when schools out here. I would be interested to have your take on something like that. E-mail me and tell me about it. Looking at the map, I can't figure out where a beach could be located except the banks of the Rio bravo!

I don't have your email.

"I give mine a grand a week." I gave mine a grand every two months....But I don't live with her anymore. Maybe that's why. haha. And we didn't have any kids together. It was a short lived romance all in all, lasting only a few months.

Where is NI? Do you mean NL?

Take on something like that...Like what? Does Nola have a sister?

The Matamoros beach of course starts at the Rio Grande. The road from Matamoros intersects the ocean around 10 miles south of the river. And that is the same road that Paradise is on, just 30 miles or so away. Lauro Villar Blvd.

Kids love beaches, and as long as your not expecting a Cancun or beautiful Pacific, you all will enjoy it. But if your used to fine hotels, you'll have to stay in the city. Bugalows out there look pretty raunchy. But might be an adventure for the night. I've always just slept in my SUV.

Your right about the boystown in Matamoros. It was very, very big. I need to write a history about it right? I can show you a soccer field where it used to be. That's right. The zealos mayor backed by the Catholic church, actually bull dozed the place. They didn't get it all however. Next to the soccer fields is crack heaven. Cheap rooms just like any boystown, where the crack heads now hang out. You can always find a s/w there, but they are rough.

I used to go to boystown back when I was a college kid, studying in Cholula, Puebla, 25 years ago. I would have to drive to the border every six months to renew my car visa. I'd always go with friends to share the gas, and then we would just hang out in boystown for a few days, and then go back. It was too wild. But probably not as dangerous as Reynosa is today.
I went there friday nite to give it another try. What a waste of time. I started to write a negative report about the experience, but decided to erase it and forget about it. The attitude the girls have there, are just too much for me to handle. They done fucked too many gringos there. And I guess they see me as just another one. Regardless of my spanish. A wise old cajun friend of mine put it succinctly once by calling old whores, "just all used up". I don't mind a whore. But those cheap tricks fuck continuously all night long. I'd rather pay a bit more, for one that only endulges once a week or so.

Whats your email address?

borderjumper@clubhombre.com

O.K. a follow up since returning to the active roster. As a few of you know I tried the GF thing but same old song and dance, it never changes so “I’m Back” !

Anyway I did the NL scene last night. My luck still is running good. I arrived around 5:00 which is very early but there are always a few out and about. I rode over to Boys Town looking for a quick afternoon warmup. Made a few passes but there weren’t many girls because of the heat. I finally found a room girl with a pretty smile named Kenia. 19 years old, pretty, and another good discovery for a room girl. She said $40 but I said that was too much for a room girl so she countered with $30.

She turned out to be very good, BBBJ and even kissed which is rare for a one of the girls in the rooms. Actually she was visiting another girl in one of the rooms so we had to go to that ½ star Hotel in Boys Town which added $12 to the bill but it was still worth it even though it lasted for only a short period of time. The 1st round in Boys town for me is usually like a rocket taking off which is why I like to start with one of the street girls as they are an economical advantage as I know I wont last but un ratito.

I finished with Kenia and went and rented a room at the Hotel Pedregal. Ask for room # 9 if you ever stay here. Good AC, TV, and a noisy King Size bed. I always stay here as it is close to Boys Town.

After this I went to centro and went to the bar Salamanca and had a couple of the 2 for one drinks just to kill a little time. Left here and went to the Herradura around 7:15. There weren’t many people but there were a few girls and the average was much better as there were a few decent looking girls in here. Several were making the eye contact and finally one named Crystal came over. This girl is 28 with long black hair and a nice set of hooters. She is also very pretty. She isn’t one of the knockouts but definitely worth a look. After talking to her I found out that she also works at Tamykos but does the Herradura in the afternoon. I asked how much and she said $70 for an hour then countered with $50 for an hour back at my room.

The good thing about this is you won’t get a knock on the door. We were back at my hotel by 7:45 and I managed to do the deed twice by 9:10. It isn’t even 9:30 yet and I have already been laid 3 times and I left my house at 1:30 in the afternoon.

Crystal said she needed to go to work at Tamykos so I took her there and while she was changing sat at the bar and had a beer. A few minutes later she came back out and sat down with me at the bar. After some deep thought on my evening I figured I had better hang on to this one so I paid her salida and decided to keep her for the entire night.

At 9:55 we left Tamykos and went to Marabu as Cherubino was going to meet me there at 10:00. I met with Cherubino who is a very nice guy and after a while he and Perla teamed up for the night. At 12:30 or so Cherubino and Perla left for his hotel and Crystal and Beavis left for mine. After being laid 3 times already and several beers and Tequilas there would be no more sex until the manana so I sleep all night with a pretty girl with big hooters.

In the am I did manage to do justice to that thing 3 more times before 11:30 as we met Cherubino and Perla for lunch. I had debated on staying another night or going to Piedras Negras but decided on going back home instead as I was pretty much Fucked Out after 18 hours. If you go down look for Crystal at Tamykos she is a sweet girl and knows what she is doing. I think Cherubino hooked up with her after I left or at least that was his plan.

It is great to have the opportunity to do this in your own back yard, however my back yard is going to change in August as I am accepting a job in Brazil so Beavis is going to have to learn another language.



Boys Town still rocks !!

Hay Beavis sorry to hear your leaving the NL roster. As a long time reader and a first time poster, I've enjoyed your reports. As I have most of the reports on this board. Since I have never been to Boys Town, I have the urge to drive down this weekend. Any of you mongers going to be in Boys Town Sat. June 29? Maybe we could have a beer and talk about the high points of BT.

Here in NL right now Riotnerd.

Hey teammates Beavis will be there Friday and/or Saturday 7/12, 7/13

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I just returned for NL a few days ago. I've been going several time a year for about the past five years and have always had a good time. Many of the reports focus around Papagiyos (sp) but I've never really found anything to great there until last Saturday. I got to the club around 10:00 and it was fairly busy. I resonable nice looking girl started to hit on me but I like to shop around before I make my initial purchase. Then I saw a tall , thin, large breasted (natural) girl who looked about 19. We talked for awhile I found out she was really 30. She never even brought up the subject of going to a room. I finally asked how much and she said $70 for her and the room. She looked great naked and after undressing we took a nice long shower followed by a great bbbj then the usual. We laid on the bed togather until I regained my strength and she gave me another bbbj to completion in her mouth. She we great, Ive never had two times with one girl before. Soory to say she only works in Boy's Town once and a while. She does have a son in Austin and lives in Monteray. I hope she will be there the next time in in Laredo cuz she was worth the trip.

Was there approx 6 months ago. Arrived at the border around 6pm and walked across with no problems. First thing I did was caught a cab and asked to go to 'Boys Town'. He knew exactly where to go.

Upon arrival I was met with several choices on where to go. I dont recall the exact names off the top of my head, but one that I wont forget was Papagayos. As it was still early, not a ton of women as I have seen in the past in late eve., but there was still a good 10-12 to women to be found.

The women ranged from a 2 all the way to a 7 or 8. Part of the fun is grabbing a beer and hanging back and taking a look at the surroundings and who you want to pursue.

Found this cute 23 year old named anita that was looking very good in tight black skirt. She and I chatted for a few minutes (or at least tried to) until she convinced me to head to a room. We agreed on $50 (she started at $80) and then went on to the room and thereby paying the attendant for that as well.

The fun was good but not great. Did brief DFK, then on to some BBBJ and ended up doggie. Afterwards took a brief shower and then headed back down the street to the next place and did it all over again...

Cant go wrong in BTown! And make sure you stop at the taco stand..!

Hi Guys I'm back

Glad to know you made it out alive. Good times.
Dear Hunter

Yea and the sad part is I love it there and am going back.

O.K. Beavis will be in Boys Town tomorrow night if anyone wants to meet up for a beer.

I'm going to be in BoysTown Saturday night the 12th. I'll be traveling with two of my friends. If Beavis, Borderjumper or any of you guys are around let's get a beer.

Riotnerd I would love to but I will be on my way to Florida. I will go again in a couple of weeks.

O.K. I had to go see if the glamour was still there in Boys Town. I went to cancel out my Mexican Vehicle permit and was done by 3:00 pm. I could have returned home at this point but decided to go check it out. I went to the Herradura and there were only about 4 people in there. I had one beer and then drove over to BT. It was now about 4:00 and there were a few of the room girls but nothing other than mediocre quality stuff. One thing that was much nicer is they have graded the roads so your car’s suspension system will thank you for that. I drove around and finally walked into Papagayos. There were 3 very aggressive girls but I passed on all 3. From here I went walking around to see if any of the room girls looked better in person. It was the same even though there were a couple that were O.K. I went back to Papas and called over a girl named Monica. She was O.K. maybe a 6 ½. We talked and she asked if I wanted to go to a room. I told her I was waiting for one of my regular girls and asked her how much. She told me $ 65 plus $12 for the room. I said no and told her that my regular girl there I usually pay $40 only. She said that was fine so I went with her. She was pretty good but lacked the enthusiasm as the ladies I had been with in Africa for the last 3 months. Nonetheless $52 later I was still in Boys Town.

From here I drove back to the Herradura. There were about 10 girls in there now. A couple of decent ones, and a couple of very young looking ones. After sitting about ½ an hour I finally started talking to a girl named Irma. 23, pretty but not great. After the usual conversation we came to a deal where she would spend the night with me for $100. From here we went to the Hotel Reforma and rented a room. Again she was O.K. After we had finished she told me she needed to go home to tell her sister she would be gone all night. She then asked if she could give her sister some money to watch the kids for the evening. I said sure and handed her $20. With this came the story that she needed more than that so I gave her another $10 and told her that I would give her the rest of her money in the morning. She agreed and left. We were going to meet at the Salamanca bar at 8:00 PM so I took a shower while she left for her house. About 7:30 I left the hotel and walked towards the Salamanca. I stopped at Benavidez Farmacia and bought a 100 mg Viagra to make sure that I got my other $70 worth from Irma. I waited for her until 8:15 and decided to go look for some new ground. I had taken the Viagra and was starting to need to put the old Johnson into the proper orifice so I returned to the Herradura. By now there are several girls and a couple of fine ones.

I see a very pretty young looking girl named Maricarmen and invite her over. We talk for a while and she passes the cold fish test. I ask her about going to my room and she says no problem. By now the Viagra has kicked in and I need to get some action or I am not going to be able to walk around. We go to my room. Have a good session. This is # 3 for the evening and powered by vitamin V so I pound her for about 30 minutes. She wanted $50 which was too much for the Herradura but I needed somewhere to get some relief and wasn’t in the mood to argue. I told her only if she was very good in which she was. I recommend this girl if you go to the Herradura. She is 23 but looks 18. Has long brown hair and is about 4 foot 11 inches. After she left I was done with sex for the evening but wasn’t ready to go to sleep so I drove over to Boys Town. It is now 10:00 PM

I parked at the Marabu but when I went in there was only about 3 guys and no girls. I said hello to all of my friends inside and walked across the street to Tamykos. There were several pretty girls here but as I walked in Denise latched on to me. I wasn’t looking for any action so I bought us a drink and told her I was looking for a friend of mine and would be back. The 1-2-3 was closed so I walked to the New Shamrock. There were several girl in here and some fine ones too. Lucero quickly came over so I did the same by telling her that I was looking for a friend and would be back. From here I walked around and went to the area where Adriana usually was. I didn’t really think I could get it going again but if I found her I knew I could. Several guys have tried her and have told me that she is nothing special but for some reason she always treats me like a king. Maybe that is the referral bonus I get but, this girl is my favorite from Boys Town. I guess the leftovers from the Viagra are hanging around so I bang her for at least another ½ hour in 4 different positions. I finish and give her $40 because she always treats me so well. It is worth a trip to Boys Town for me just to see her. From here I went back to the Marabu and drank for a little while before goin gback to the hotel. There was a nice looking girl named Samantha in Marabu. She is new and I don’t know much about her but might be worth a look. All in all not much of a report but this is it. Until next time Beavis

Is Denise the most aggressive girl in NL or is it my imagination? I never remember girls' names at Papagayo's, but she gave me an impossible to forget mnemonic aid: she points at her knees and says 'de-KNEES'. My last couple trips she has been standing OUTSIDE Tamykos in order to get maximum exposure to passing gringos. She's extremely persistent, and has sales 101 down cold, but is also quite good-natured about it.

Thanks for the report. Sounds like fun. Do you know ho often 1-2-3 is closed during the week like that?

Also, ever spent any time in 'pimp daddy's' behind 1-2-3? I closed the place one night, and while the chicas aren't much above average, they seemed an enthusiastic lot.

Porker I agree with you on Denise. However she is a sweet girl and provides good service. I seldom repeat with the same girl unless she is special. A major exception being Adriana, I don't know why but that girl always finds things in me that I didn't know I had. If I ever married a whore it would be Adriana.

I once did a girl from pimp daddys but it was in the afternoon before they opened. IMHO the best times in BT can be found in the lesser clubs. Papas, Marabu, Tamykos, Shamrock and 1-2-3 are gringo favorites. If you look around you can do well but it wont come to you. I have had some great room girls but the average isn't there. Find one and do the $15 or $20 deal the 1st time and read the signs. That is how I have become so close with Adriana. From the reports she does me better than anyone so find your own legacy and go for it.

I'm heading down just as soon as I'm done transfering some music to my mp3 player - long trip from Houston!

Anyone gonna be around? Looks like rain all weekend, plus it is dia de los muertas- maybe there will be some parades or something...??

O.K. teammates I will plan on being there next Friday night 11/8. I will be at the Marabu at 10:00 PM. I probably will be there sooner but will make it a point to be at the Marabu at 10:00.

Is NL dead? I will be going tomorrow until Saturday or maybe SundaY.

Looking forward to seeing you ol buddy. I was out there last weekend before I went to work, one word! DEPRESSING!!!

Papaguyo's Christmas Party is the 17th. All girls required to work. Live music. Always a great time. Just thought I'd let you know. Good times.
Dear Hunter

I'll be in BoysTown around sundown on Wed Dec 11th. If anyone will be around that night, the first round of beers is on me.

Catocony I think I will be there on that night (tomorrow). I am not sure but unless something changes I will be there. Lucky for you I can't drink any alcohol as I am taking antibiotics but I will take you up on a club soda, a rain check on the beer.

Catocony I will be around Pimp Daddy's at 9 or so.

I haven't been in Nuevo Laredo since August 2001. Is Pimp Daddy's a new bar inside the zone, or outside the zone?

It's in Boystown, certainly not 'new', rather rundown, but maybe a new name. It's on the second vertical street on the left hand side as you walk down the hill. As a Monterrey chica once told me it's kind of 'behind' 1-2-3. That description confused the hell out of me until I figured I might wanna walk around the block.

It is a new bar inside the zone but was closed Wednesday night. Good people there and hot girls. It is on the middle street where most of the room girls are or opposite Tamykos on the other side of the same block.

I never did find PimpDaddys the other night, and I hit every street in the compound.

Funny thing, though. Do any of you guys know Jerry from Jerry's Limo Service, basically a tour service of BT for gringos, out of Laredo TX? I had a quick beer with him and he has PimpDaddys down on his list of places to avoid because of pickpockets and waiters who do the 20-1 dollar switch-a-roo on you.

He drives amatures down to BT in a white limo and he had about 10 guys with him Wed night. He started everyone off at Marabu, gave them a brief description of where to go, then told them to meet him back at Marabu in a couple of hours. Nice guy, but damn, that's an expensive cab ride to BoysTown! I guess newbies and non-mongers will pay anything to avoid all of those rateros, crooked maseros, killer cops and whatever else there is.

When you enter Boys Town turn left, go 1 block and turn right. It is on the right hand side about half way down. It was closed for some reason Wednesday night.

This idiot who brings the gringos down should know what the fuck he is talking about before he starts spreading false rumors. There are good people there and some hot girls but keep it that way so all of the gringos won't spoil this place. The only difference between what that asshole is saying and himself is he will tell you he is a thief. Does he think that because he opens his little mouth he is going to change the economy of the Zona Roja. That is the biggest drawback of going to the Zona Roja, it is called the ugly American syndrome. Tell that asshole we don't need his expertise and he can stay in his pussy white limo and shut the fuck up. I would walk there before I paid that con artist his un godly prices to do what anyone with 1/2 a brain can figure out on his own. I'm sure Borderjumper will back me up on this. Get a life Jerry and close your little dick sucker.

We were out there looking for you Cat, Wednesday night at the Marabu about 10pm. Sorry we didn't connect. And for some reason, Pimp Daddy's was closed. Go figure. I'm glad though in a wway because I had my ol lady with me and....Well, you get the picture. A little clse to my playpen!

Jerry or Cowboy or whatever he's calling himself these days is a minor lague hustler preying on the truck drivers that come to Laredo just as Papa Smurf, caddilac Man, Diamond Jim and the rest of them do in El Paso. They make their money not off the money they charge for the ride, but the mney off the back end once they have you in BT or in Juarez, the zona. You're identified as being with that person and every place you go you're charged a little more than average which kicks back into the shuttle operators pocket. Laredo has these assholes witht the old limos, Juarez has them with 15 passenger vans. Only difference.

Why's Jerry dissing Pimp Daddy's? SImply because the owner, Lupe Balboa won't kick back to him. The 20-1 rip-off happened to me the first time I went in there but in my case it was give a Mesero name of Santos a $200 peso note and he hands back a $20 peso note saying the girls drink is $5.00. I stood and watched Lupe fire the guy on the spot over it and he hasn't been back. He runs a clean operation as it goes in BT. Probably Jerry got ripped the same way but didn't handle it as I did and he got a cob up his ass over it. That and not being able to get kick backs from him.

Pimps Daddy's is an old building, trashy, as only you'll find it in BT or any zona. Unpretentious and they have some really cute girls. Ask Beavis about Brenda. That gal'l dryfuck you in your seat. They all dance nude except for Nella, a chica from Mexico City who has that thing shaved completely and is a little embarrassed about it.

I must have missed you guys by about 20 minutes or so. I spent some time in Marabu but didn't see anything that interested me. Then, Jerry and his wagonload of dudes came in right after me. The girls all got excited until she saw the squad - a half dozen black guys in hip-hop gear and about six of the goofiest looking whiteys I've seen in a whorehouse in a long time. Maybe someone should tell these guys not to where Nike gym shorts and t-shirts to Mexico, you know? Especially in December. It was what, 55 degrees Wed night, but all the putas acted like the next ice age was coming down on the place.

I've run into a lot of tour guides over the years and, while I've never had the use for them, I guess they serve a purpose. I like to do my own homework, though, and find shit as I go along. I'm like a lot of you where, regardless of the country, I can just sort of sniff out trouble (the good and bad kind!) just by driving or walking around. You would think that something as famous as the NL BoysTown, a large walled pink compound where all the hookers are, is so fucking obvious that you don't need some guy to take you to it and show you around, but some guys are scared of cabs.

I actually took a psuedo-collectivo to BT this time. We dropped two guys off at the bus station on the way there, then he dropped me off at BT for only $4, a 60% savings on the gringo rate. Damn, I'm getting good!

Good times were had at Papa's, then I crossed the street to Tamykos for a while. Christ, those are some aggresive putas in that joint! And, the longer I sat, the older they got. Hell, I was actually still zipping up my fly from my session across the street when I walked into the place. "Oh, donkey dick, you want sexo?" "Well, I just finished fucking this girl at across the street 3 minutes ago, so no." Those viejas do not seem to grasp the concept that if I tell one no propina para chi chi's, no fichas, no sexo, that maybe the second one should wait more than 3.47 seconds to sit down at my table after the one before gets up and leaves. Nice Christmas tree, though.

Oh yeah, just before I left BT, around 9:30 or so, I went over to avenida putagorda (second street over) and got a very nice $10 BJ from the fattest, ugliest SG I could find.

Oh yeah, this happened to me Wed night as well as last week in TJ - the ugly girl made a point of showing me her snatch as I made eye contact with her. I guess the ugly ones are doing some preemptive action to let quality mongers like myself know that they aren't TVs or something. That's nice, and it saves time. No more adam's apple checks needed I guess.

Dammit Cat!!!! Donkey Dick eh? I know exactly the bitch you talking about. I went in Tamykos about 10:30 or so looking for Beavis and this viejo immediately latched on to me "remembering" me from last week! Dumb cunt. Bad thing, my wife was in the car out front talking to a girlfriend of her's. I didn't stay long!!!! Fat ass SG eh? Like the rooms across from the oasis. Hot Pants and halter top oink oink?????

The 'Donkey dick' chick is like 100 years old, but when drunk, all I see is the rack, and she has big ol' floppy ones. And she gums a MEAN dick and takes it in the mouth for 20 bucks plus the room (6 bucks?), though she'll complain about how cheap you are. The 'swallow' promise is a false one though. She just spits it back in your crotch. Guacala! It's kind of funny hearing her complain that the jizz tastes funny because I've been eating too many jalapenos!

The only chick in BT that's more aggressive than her is Denise and last time I was down they were working at the same place, with Denise posted outside making it a better move to not even go inside.

Pimpdaddy's is a dump, but yes, the show can be entertaining. Have you guys visited the rooms in the back? It's supposedly $50 all-inclusive. My amiga from Monterrey had only good things to say about the pocho owner.