Before I elaborate on what took place the rest of the evening and the outcome of the little stunner I met at Club Insomnia. I want to tell you guys about a funny story that took place with my partner prior to this.

After this incident took place with this fatal attraction girl we met, we decided to implement the “bait and release” trick. WTF.... right? LOL!

Well...if you want a sure fire method to get rid of her girl the next day, you need to implement our “bait and release” trick. You know how it is.....sometimes it is hard to tell these girls to leave, as they have a way to make you feel so damm guilty. Granted…sometimes you get kind of lazy and don't mind them hanging around, as nothing wrong with pussy at your disposal, right? But then, it always comes a time when you may be ready for the next prize and this requires getting rid of the current one.

One night we are both hanging out and closing out the late nite discos. This was actually before my partner was tied down to his girl. We are hanging and joking with the ladies throughout the nite.....but we wasn't exactly looking for anything in particular. We were having a ball anyway and these two girls decided they was going to latch on to us. They decided to follow us from Club Insomnia to JP beer bars. No problem, right?....it's a free Country. They weren't bothering us for drinks or nothing.....but I guess they were hoping we'll strike out for the nite and eventually take them.

As the nite progressed, they continued to keep close tabs on us by sitting by nearby tables and constantly glancing and smiling at us throughout the nite. We took it in strides and kept joking with other ladies throughout out the nite....and they continued to wait patiently for us. It never hurts to have a few girls on standby, right?

After a lot more drinks, we decide its time to call it a nite. Neither one of us wanted to take a girl, as we were both blasted at this point. We realized....it's six in the morning, we both fucked up......why waste any money on a girl....when neither one of us is in any type of condition to fuck. At this point, the watchful girls decided it was time for them to make their move. One of them walks up to my partner...and states, “my friend like you”. We both laugh and he asks, “why doesn't your friend come over and speak for herself”. She waves her friend over and now the games begin. We joke with them for a minute but then continued to talk as if they were not there. Moments later we were actually ready to leave.....we start to walk away and head back to the hotel. I had my motorbike parked at his hotel.

As we are walking....we noticed the girls were walking right behind us. I asked my partner if he was taking one of them and he stated, “no”. Then why and fuck are they following us.....I ask. “I don't know”, he replied and we just started laughing and continued on. I believe when my partner gestured for me to leave with his hand, the girls assumed he was waving for them to come as while.

We arrive at the hotel and then it gets awkward, as the girls are still with us. We both are puzzled as hell and neither one of us was interested in taking a girl. We finally confront the girls and let them know we are both fucked up and were in no condition to fuck. Curiously, they weren't interested in being let down and started with the “we can take care of you” role play shit. Then they wanted us to decide which girl goes with who, as if they knew they were going with us. They even tried to insist that they lived far away and they both really, really needed a place to stay for the nite.

After going back and forth with this shit....I decided it was time for me to leave, as these girls were playing like they didn’t understand anything we were saying and refusing to take “no” for an answer. I start to jump on my bike and jokingly stated to my friend......that he could deal with the shit himself, since it was his gestures that provoked them in going with us in the first place. Go figure, the joke was on me! One of the girls immediately jumps on the back of my bike, right as I am trying to take off and literally refused to remove herself.

Mind you, guys.....these girls were not bad looking, but we were just flat out drunk, tired and just wanted to return to our respected beds and call it a day.

I eventually gave up, as I was in no mood to fight with these girls and took off with one of the girls on my bike. My partner continued to go back and forth with his girl as I was driving off. But after I left with one of the girls, it gave the other girl further ammunition for my partner to keep her.

Now...as I am driving back to Jomtien on my bike.....this girl is literally telling me how she was going to fuck the shit out of me. Her hand is rubbing on my chest and then she is trying to size up my cock by rubbing on it. She had some huge breasts and I have to admit......I could almost feel her hard nipples rubbing against my back and I started to get turned on.

With what little power I had......I fucked this girl and then attempted to roll over and fall asleep. But this girl honestly wanted to fuck and started to suck me off as I slept and then tried riding the shit out of me.

The next day.....this girl would not wake up! I tried waking her up but she kept stating she wanted to sleep just a little while longer and was acting as if she was too fucked up. It was already early evening when I woke up and I ordered some food and started watching TV. I called my partner and was joking with him. He actually ended up taking the other girl to the room, but got rid of her earlier that day.

My girl eventually woke up and apologized for sleeping so long. She claimed she was not lying about not having a place to stay. She stated they were sharing a room with a friend and they did not have a key to get back to their room and that they were waiting to get another key. After watching her walk around with these huge tits, I didn't mind keeping her around for a little while longer.

I hung with her for another nite and then decided it was time for her leave.
Photo: Release - Club Insomnia 11

As we were hanging out the next evening, I realized my partner was kind of interested in her as while. Now that he was somewhat sober, he indicated that he thought she looked kind of nice. I immediately stated, “you want her?”. He claimed he was just joking but I knew he wanted her. I got him to admit that he wanted to hit it.....then he jokingly asked how in the world could I get her to go with me. I joking responded...”you sexy man”...don't worry, we'll initiate the “bait and release” trick.

As our next nite ended.......he asked me again if I was serious about getting her to go with him and I stated “for sure, just give me a minute”. I was honestly ready for this girl to leave.....as this girl honestly thought she was hanging with me for the long run. I always end up with a soft spot for these girls and feel guilty trying to get rid of them. Especially, after I lied and played the “I like you so much” role. Trust me, you get the best GFE from these girls when you show you into them.

Nonetheless, the thrill was gone and it was time for her to go. I also knew it was time to pull the trigger when she went out to get some food, right?.......Then she returned with a change of clothes, WTF?

I started to joke with her and tell her that I my friend...”really likes you”. I then asked her if she wanted to go with my friend. She seemed a little confused and somewhat hurt by me asking this. She responded with....“no....I like you”. She further claimed that she could not go with him cuz he was my friend and she did not wanted to cause any problems.

I changed gears and gave her the sad story routine. I told her my friend only stays (1) more day in Pattaya and that I really wanted him to have a good time his last nite. I tried to convince her that I really liked her and if she went with my friend.....she can return the next day and that it will not be problem, cuz he will be gone the next day.

“No....I not like, I think you get mad at me if I do”, she continued to insist.

I started to plead with her that I will not get mad and just wanted to see my friend have a good time. “He so shy”, I claimed and then informed her that I wanted him to have a sexy girl before he left Thailand.

With hesitation, she appeared to agree to it but reiterated that she was going to return the next day. I called my friend immediately and told him we were coming. I had to move on this right away....before she changed her mind. Funny thing......my friend was actually here for another week...LOL!!

We arrive at the hotel and my friend is waiting outside the hotel. She was starting to get cold feet and I knew she felt kind of awkward. The minute she got off the bike.....I started to drive off, as I felt she was going to back down any minute now.

My partner enjoys her for the evening and then calls me the next afternoon. I knew what he wanted and avoid answering the phone. He then sends me a text, “answer your phone, bitch”.

I finally call him back. He jokingly stated.....”this girl will not wake up”. We both laugh. He finally manages to wake her up, however, before she leaves, she asks him to call me, as she didn't have my cell number. She insists to my friend that I wanted her to return but my friend knew she was lying. With this in mind, he calls me himself and then hands her the cell after I answer the phone. She asks me if I wanted her pick up some food before she returned to my condo. “WTF”, I thought.

NOW.....here is the “bait and release” trick. I changed gears on her and I played the 'hurt and jealous' boyfriend. I asked her.....”you boom boom my friend?”. She paused on the phone, as if she was kind of surprised as to what I was saying.

“yes...but I do for you, I like you mak mak”, she states with somewhat of sincerity.

“Wow....I think you not do, I think you just talk with him.....I can not believe you boom boom my friend.....Now, I am hurt mak mak, cuz I liked you too much”, I stated, while trying not to laugh and remain serious.

We go back and forth.....but I continue to play the hurt role and eventually hang up the phone on her, acting as if I was really hurt and angry.

My friend called me back laughing and stated the girl left with a dumbfounded look on her face and he wanted to know what I said to her to get rid of her. We both continued to laugh our asses off......and vowed that we will continue to do that the rest of the trip....especially, since we both had the same taste in women.

Moving on....let me tell you what happen with the girl I met at Insomnia earlier in this report. As I stated before, my partner and I left Club Insomnia and hit the MIXX nite club. As expected, we got wasted and he eventually ended up calling his girl to meet him at the club.

I, on the other hand, couldn't stop thinking about the little petite stunner I met earlier. I knew she wanted to hang with her friend.....but now I was drunk, horny and I wanted her! I started to text her and stated that I really liked her and wanted to see her that nite. She replied and stated that she was still at her same table at Insomnia and that I should return, if I really wanted to see her. My partner was waiting for his girl and I couldn't leave right away. Therefore, I sent her another text and pleaded with her to join us at the MIXX. She texts me back and stated she will arrive shortly, but was bringing her friend as while.

She arrives with her friend and I continued to be in love her little petite body. I tend to go back and forth. Sometimes I want them thick......then other days I want them petite! That's the luxury of Pattaya.....you can have your way..LOL!!

I start to immediately sense that this girl was in to herself......
Photo: Ice - Club Insomnia 12

but I brushed it off and continued to think about how I was going to split this little girl into two.....She had the smallest waist and stated he she was only 32 kilos. Perfect spinner for nite....I thought!
Photo: Ice - Club Insomnia 13

We shut down MIXX for the nite......and now it was almost time to take my prize home for the nite. They wanted to stop by their bar on Soi 7 and play a few games of pool. After a while, they wanted to get something to eat before we went back to the room and I needed some food as while. I suggested we pick up some food and eat back at the Condo. She asked if it was okay if her friend came along to eat with us and then claimed that her friend was going to leave shortly thereafter. I told her that I didn't mind her coming along. I thought to myself…maybe I'll get a two for one deal......as her friend didn't look too bad either.
Photo: Ice/Friend - Club Insomnia 14

She claimed her friend had a thai boyfriend and was off limits. Whatever, right? Sometimes you can kind of tell by the way the girl looks at you and get a feeling if it is a possibility or not...and her friend was giving me some curious looks! I kind of had that feeling that if I caught her in the right place, at the right time, without her friend....who knows what could happen!

On another note....the way these girls kept kissing each other on the mouths, out of the sky blue.....had me really curious as to what was really going on....ummmmmmmmm.....was turning me on as while!!
Photos: Ice/Friend - Club Insomnia 15 16

Back at the Condo.....she had her friend take pictures as we sat around! It's funny....it's usually 'us' that are trying to get pictures.....but now, the girls these days are making their own collections as while...LOL!! I honestly did not take any pictures of her......as these were are all from her camera.
Photos: Ice - Club Insomnia 17 18

She started to get upset in this picture, as I kept responding to text messages.....and she wanted a picture!
Photo: Ice - Club Insomnia 19

Her friend eventually leaves......I believe her thai boyfriend picked up her from my condo. Nonetheless, I wasn't just ready to cross her friend out, not just yet...friend or no friend, I was definitely going to make an attempt on her at some point. I was playfully joking with friend in somewhat discreet ways throughout the nite and I had a feeling something may happen in the near future....the plot thickens, right??

But as soon as her friend left the room, the little petite stunner had my full attention. She goes and takes a shower.....and then returns and starts walking around the condo butt naked, as if she knew me for years. But I must admit, her little petite body had me turned on big time!!!

She started talking me to death and asking a ton of questions. I eventually tuned her out and picked up her little petite body and threw her on the bed. She jokingly got upset and stated, “fine......you not want to know me, u just want to boom boom, right?

I continued to tune her out and started massaging her body with oil and getting myself all worked up. I had a feeling she was getting turned on by my oil massage as well. You know how you start the massage them in a very innocent manner....then eventually starting hitting those other pleasure zone spots, but just enough to tease them and work them in a frenzy.

By this time, I had raging hard on and I was so ready to hit this!! I started to massage dick with oil at the same time and prepare for the entry....LOL!

Damm.....I recalled spinning her little body around like a pretzel. However.....I vividly remember hitting her doggy style and watching myself enter her little petite sexy ass.......I thought I was in heaven!. I really had to control myself, as I was ready to explode the minute I entered her tight little body. I wanted this to last as long as possible. I continued to grab her little waist but eventually started pounding the shit out of her! I only hoped them walls in that Condo were sound proof....LOL!!

Condo.....$$ per nite, drinks for the nite $$, her fee for the nite $$, but fucking this little petite spinner doggy style....priceless!!

Stay tuned for the next part.....as I couldn't resist and had to make a move on her friend! The Pimp's Drama is now in full effect.....LOL!!

Mr P………..

These are some of the best trip reports in a long while. You have raised the bar my friend.

You are too drunk to session and then you take off on a motorcycle with another person on the back. Really? I have read a lot of your reports and they are entertaining...but some of the stuff doesn't make a lot of sense.

>>NOW.....here is the “bait and release” trick. I changed gears on her and I played the 'hurt and jealous' boyfriend. I asked her.....”you boom boom my friend?”. She paused on the phone, as if she was kind of surprised as to what I was saying.

“yes...but I do for you, I like you mak mak”, she states with somewhat of sincerity.

“Wow....I think you not do, I think you just talk with him.....I can not believe you boom boom my friend.....Now, I am hurt mak mak, cuz I liked you too much”, I stated, while trying not to laugh and remain serious.

We go back and forth.....but I continue to play the hurt role and eventually hang up the phone on her, acting as if I was really hurt and angry.

My friend called me back laughing and stated the girl left with a dumbfounded look on her face and he wanted to know what I said to her to get rid of her. We both continued to laugh our asses off......and vowed that we will continue to do that the rest of the trip....especially, since we both had the same taste in women<<

You think this is funny??? I find it even less funny than your drunk driving on a motor bike stunt.

Bluestraveller....thx for the comments! I just tell like it is...LOL!

Laguy,Kersuet123....I don't claim to be the most noble in Pattaya, as I'm far from it...LOL!

Pattaya is like Vegas on steriods and YES, I live on edge while I'm here and make NO apologies for my actions....

I seen a lot of shit in Pattaya over the years.

I had numerous close friends die horrific motorcycle accidents, I seen guys go bankrupt and committ suicide......and seen bar girls take innocent nice guys, and some ex-pats, to the cleaners by getting them to buy them homes, motorbikes, gold and the whole nine yards.....only to go the next guy when he's broke!

So, I guess you can say my heart has hardened over the years, as I play the same games these girls play on us.....but in reverse!

And I don't let too much shit get to me here, as I am going to enjoy it to the end....cuz that's what is's all about, IMO...

Im with LAguy and Kersuit on this one. Drunk driving on a motorcycle? Treating girls like shit and finding it funny? I like your reports, but you are a first-class schmuck Mr. Pimp.

I agree with Choc, LAguy and Kersuit. After reading all this I'm going to take a stick and poke my mind's eye out!!
Next you'll be advocating home schooling and shoving your head up a vagina and yelling “FUCK YOU!” when a ho pisses you off.

I guess you guys are entitled to your opinions, but I only reiterate exactly what I stated in my prior post...and again, NO apologies from me!!!

I wonder if you ever did apologize for hooking up with a she-male! That must have been a real treat! I just hope you had the common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Edit: Forgot the vomit smiley

(Message edited by sobe9ball on December 03, 2011)

Why would I apologize, I posted it? Who cares what you think...

Instead of player hating and criticzing, why don't you post some trip reports for a change?

It's funny how those that criticize so much, but never post anything...

Most members enjoy reading trip reports and probably would post their own reports, if it wasn't for all the petty, player hating comments from a small minority of members!

As for me, I take negative posts like yours with a grain of salt, as I know the majority enjoys reading my trip reports. If you look at my profile on this board, you will notice 95% of my trip reports posted won rewards...one of the highest on this board!

Further evidence of what the majority believes and how they appreciate the time and effort I put forth in posting them.

I love reading about Priew's adventuesres. I also love that he never ventures beyond Pattaya!

You can't dismiss guys who comment on your trip reports because of their posting habits, unless maybe they post negative stuff all the time. I, for one, am not looking for an apology. How you live your life is up to you. I just wanted to exercise my right to comment on your trip report and suggest that you appear to be very disrespectful of these ladies and definitely appear reckless. You have a right to be, but all members also have a right to provide their observations, either postive, negative, or neutral on what folks post. I don't find your trip report very informative because they are essentially just about you and don't provide a lot of actional info/intel about the locations. However, your posts/reports ARE very entertaining. So yeah, make no doubt, all folks on this site are entitled to their opinion and even voicing it from time to time. And yep, if you really were (and i do suspect you exaggerate a lot for dramatic effect in your reports) too F'ed up to session (at your age), then you are sort of being scumbag to jump on a motorcycle with another person and put others at risk, whether you are in Thailand, Buenos Aires, or LA. Doesn't make you cool, makes you borderline sociopathic.

Admin: Post removed. Constructive criticism is acceptable. Please tone it down.

I agree with Bluestraveller. Great report(s).. Thanks.........

I hope you keep on living your life how you want to live it and keep posting reports. You give some of the best reports and pictures.

If we want to start questioning ethics and morality, maybe we should think about what society would think about mongering. If you are part of this forum, I assume you are ok with mongering and the various lifestyles it represents. but I am also ok with members expressing their opinions. I just hope it doesn't stop Priew100 from being a part of this forum. humbly, my two cents.

Thx for the comments Arsenalusa....glad you enjoyed them! No worries mate, I love my lifestyle in Pattaya and enjoy writing about it.

I am almost finished with this trip report and will probably a publish a video of it soon thereafter, as I do with all my trip reports.

I also appreciate the private comments offline fellows and I think I will follow the suggestion of one of them,

"Don't feed the trolls of the boards"....LOL!

Good point, cuz responding to the bullshit, only leads to more bullshit..LOL!

I do realize most members appreciate the reports, but you will always have the player HATERS in the world, that will always be jealous of your lifestyle.

Let's continue the good life fellows....

So here comes my final BS to your decision not to respond any more to the B.S.:

Color me, for one, as NOT jealous of your lifestyle, and I wouldn't be surprised if I monger as much as you do. I'm particularly thankful that i probably have 10+ years of experience on you, and am not even half as hardened toward the ladies that I end up paying to sleep with. You seem like a sharp guy from other posts, so don't see why you have to resort to calling folks jealous, trolls, etc. because they called you out on one element of your trip report. More than a little thin-skinned.

I don't post much, but this is a community of sorts. I don't know you and care little if you personally go down in a bike-crash...I guess I just care if that irresponsible act took someone else down with you. You do seem pretty cold and callous toward the ladies, and just voicing to the community that some of us don't adhere to that philosophy/approach to this hobby. It doesn't help the individuals and I don't think it, in general, helps the hobby if we get to the point where we think that f'ing each other over or simply f'ing with each other is justifiable, just because some provider did it to someone's friend, etc.

I know these types of exchanges reach a point of diminishing returns very quickly, so will hopefully bow out at this point. Thanx for the trip report.

(Message edited by kersuet123 on December 05, 2011)

Whether you agree or not with Mr Pimp's approach, style, morals, ethics or whatever it is that bothers or amuses you...the fact of the matter is that what makes the site worth it (in terms of information and entertainment) is the variety of reports that we are too lucky to have available to us.

If you are not intersted do not read them.

Thank you for your report, candor and honesty!

The first girl (top photo) is adorable!

Next time you want to shake someone off just say "my ow!" It means "I don't want to" or "I don't want any" and, said sarcastically, it is cold shit. It'll get the job done, believe me.

Your "bait & switch" game is nothing at all compared to the manipulative stunts the girls pull in Pattaya, so no foul. After you've lived in Pattaya for a while, and especially if you understand the language, you see things through different eyes from the one-week-at-a-time guys.

I'm glad the others called you on drinking and motorcycling. Sometimes I go into Pattaya Memorial for one thing or another and there are often ER admissions who had been in scooter accidents. Sad way to spend a day. According to the Hurt Study: in 47% of the fatalities the rider had been drinking. Heading back to Jomtien in that condition and going over that blind hill/intersection near the big Buddha and radio station could make you a statistic.

"It's funny how those that criticize so much, but never post anything." You got that right! The leeches seem to think that the reporters owe them something.

Thx for the continued comments fellows...its always appreciated!

And, your comments are clearly on point!

What has happened to this board? The amount of pussies we have on this board are just fucking amazing! It would take 5 of the critisizing guys to make 1/2 a pussy. So you drive drunk so what? Other mongers creampie girls. So what? It's your life priew so keep living it up.

Your catch and release is pure genius on an einsteinian level. Of course others want to put soi 6 pussy on a pedestal and empty their bank accounts on it because bar girls are so virtuous. It's all part of the game.
Love your report and keep being a man P.
Oh and those that want to take a swipe at the mighty bowler can do so in person. I will be the one at red point feb 26 with 3 girls hanging all over me.

i appreciate the truth. You're not the first guy to drink and drive you're not going to be the last. You are clearly not stupid so you understand the risks. you were clearly inebriated so she understood the risk. Was it stupid sure but it happened. At least you didn't leave it out.

Thanks for the report we need more of them.