This place had some of the best pizza I have ever had. I mean it's right up there with the pizza from little Italy in NYC. We had a pleasant time and decided to hit the café for some desert. I still crave that ice cream to this day. At this point I split with Mr.Ed to pick up some rolling papers and some snacks to smoke up. My goal for the afternoon was to get as stoned as I could.
A few hours later Mr.Ed arrived to find me on the couch surrounded by junk food watching cartoons. We decided to pass by the mansion to see what everyone was talking about. We took a cab who takes us to this residential area. The cab driver wasn't sure if the giant house we were in front of was it. Suddenly another cab pulls up in front of us and this hottie gets out. "This is it!!" I scream and get out of the cab. We go to the gate and knock. A older woman answers and asks for our room number. We tell her that we're not guests but want to tour the property because we are interested in getting a room. She says that if we are not guests she won't let us in and slams the door shut.
Well so much for that.
Mr.Ed wanted to hit the casas again since we didn't have much luck the first time. So we took another cab to New Life (CH Link). We went inside and it was packed full of locals. It was around 5pm and the line up was crap. Mostly 6 and below, so we took off and looked for more casas. Even though we had a map, we still had a hell of a time trying to find the casas. We walked around for like 15 minutes and managed to find Alejas (CH Link) only because the owner saw us looking around and told us where it was. The place was pretty skeezey looking though. It was a actual house which was in a bad needs of lamps because it was pretty dark. We saw the line up and it was not so great, either scary skinny or scary fat. Finally the last girl came out and she looked pretty damn good, she was a 7 probably an 8. The best way I can describe her was she was a mix between Anne Hathaway and Zoey Zaldana. I gave Mr.Ed first dibs but he passed since he wanted to save his energy. I decided to take her since she was hot and I didn't want her to go to waste.
This is a mistake I notice that I make a lot. I don't think long term but rather become an impulse buyer. Anyway the owner of this place led me up the stairs and down a dark hallway with the girl. This guy gave me a slimey vibe, maybe it's because he looked French or because he had shifty eyes with a Cheshire cat grin. But, maybe it just comes down to me. Anyway he leads me in the room and immediately charges me the 50k fee. I found this odd because this was the first time I was charged up front. Every Casa I went too charged me after.
But I figured it's just 50k so what the hell, I showered while the girl got in bed. I come out and she is curled up in the fetal position looking the other way. I turn her over and she smiles nervously. In order to break the ice I go down on her. I keep waiting for her to get into it but it doesn't happen, I look up and she has this look on her face of someone being molested.
Just a huge turn off. After about 15 minutes, I give up. At this point I am just turned off. I didn't come to the Casa to live out some fucked up rape or abuse fantasy so I end the session. I come down to find Mr.Ed asleep on the couch. We decide to head back to the apt for some rest.
We split up again, Mr.Ed decides to get a bite to eat and I decide to go to the apartment and stare at a wall trying find the hidden image (it's a sail boat.) A few hours later I get a text from him telling me he's at Luna Lunera (CH Link). So I hop into a cab and head over to the strip club. The cab driver at first said he didn't know how to get there but I was prepared and provided him with the cross streets plus a landmark.
Luna Lunera was pretty cool,it was a small club with a 10k cover. I go inside and find Mr.Ed with a chica wrapped around him. He's having a pretty good time, I sit and get a coke. The talent at Luna Lunera was pretty good, mostly 8's but then I saw her. Her name was Cora and she was like my near 10. I go up to her and ask how much a ticket to heaven costs. So she told me it would be 190k.
This put me in a dilemma I only had 230k left on me for the entire weekend plus I wanted to bang Demi Moore. Not to mention cab fare for the airport and the 50k I owed my pot connection. So I pulled Mr.Ed aside to talk to him, since he had repeatedly told me that he would cover me through out the entire trip.
"Hey, so she says it's gonna be 190k to do her here" I yell over the music.
"Yeah? That's a great deal!" he yells back
"Really? Cause remember my budget" I scream back
"You should totally do her!" he answers.
So I took Cora up on her proposal. We go into this little love motel in the back. The rooms were pretty nice. She takes off her clothes and my jaw hits the ground. Holy shit this girl was smoking hot. Probably one of the hottest girls I have ever seen. She gets names and she leaps on top of me. She's kissing me deeply and my cock felt so good inside her. It was like I stuck my dick in cotton candy. She is begging me for my leche, I try to slow down but she pushes me down and just starts going harder.
Yeah if I had to go hungry for a few days because of this then fuck it, I need to loose weight anyway.
I grabbed her cell and here are some pics of Cora.
Photos: Cora - Luna Lunera 21 22
I come down and Mr.Ed tells me he banged his girl but that she was a lousy lay. He tells me he wants to go to Face Dos (CH Link). At this point I had been texting Demi for her to come over. She had told me that she would be there in a hour and a half but I was curious about Face Dos. So we walk out and are approached by some old dude who tries to get me to give him my arm band so he can avoid the cover. We tell him to fuck off and hop in a cab on our way to Face Dos.
We arrive at Face Dos and I tell Mr.Ed that I need to watch my money. He tells me no worries that he will cover me. I tell him I may just be a little bit since I'm thinking of calling a girl over. He says cool and pays the 10k cover and 2 drinks for each of us. He decides on rum, I ask for a coke since I want to watch the money. It's about 40k which he pays and we sit to watch the show.
So Face Dos is pretty interesting, we had been told it was a shit hole full of low life's and coke whores. Well it wasn't a shit hole at all, in fact it looks like the bar from Sin City. Full of neon lights, a tiki bar and packed full of stunning women. The tables surround a giant catwalk in a cage where the girls walk down it dancing and stripping. Unlike the states where you hand the girl a dollar as she dances, in Colombian strip clubs (and most Latin countries) the girls dance 3 songs stripping until they are nude. Then they walk the floor asking for tips. Frankly I prefer the American way since you are not forced to give money to a chica if you don't want to. Yeah I know you don't have to do it here either but it's really awkward if you don't. I hate being put in that position.
Anyway the girls at Face Dos we're smoking hot. All 9's or above. They were also really good dancers. There was this one blond who did an amazing belly dance. So we are sitting there while I text Demi Moore. The girls keep coming by our table asking for tips for the dance. The first two times we both tip, then Mr.Ed tips and for the next girl Mr.Ed gives me an awkward smile. Basically implying that I need to tip, I was fine with this the first time but girl after girl keeps coming by and Mr.Ed keeps referring to me. I am confused because Mr.Ed knows that I am money challenged, but yet I am watching my funds dwindle.
Finally I get up and tell Mr.Ed I am leaving. He asks me why, I tell him because I'm broke and it's torture being surrounded by all these 9's. He laughs and says ok. I turn to him and ask him to lend me 150k for Demi.
He turns crimson red...
"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY?!!" he screams
I look at him confused and flash back to Mr.Ed telling me casually don't worry I'll cover it. Now I am facing down an angry 50 year old monger. I felt like Bugs Bunny in that cartoon with the bull.
"But you said..." I stammer
"No! No no no no" he answers me back waving his hand at me.
I then get a text from Demi canceling. So the point was mute. So leave Mr.Ed at Face Dos figuring that at worst I would not be getting laid for the remainder of the trip. Little did I know that my problems were just beginning.