Bavaria/ Munich Area (if you must go there ...)

Was in Munich for a few days for business and vists. Did not even dare to try the scene there. Was contacted by a friend from ISG who had a rental car. So we went to Colosseum (CH Link) in Augsburg. German Autobahn is amazing. Less then an hour @ 180 km/h restrained speed door to door from a Munich downtown hotel to Colosseum.

Naked girls dressed only in high heels. Exactly what I needed. I am a tit man and I can not decide on a girl if I can not see if her tits are nice, hard, smooth and rosy, or if they are droopy due to having kids. Finally truth in advertising.

I was positively surprised. I am picky to choose, like them young and tight. Certainly there was enough choice even for my selective taste.

This one has the absolutely perfect boobs I crave, too bad the photos are too small.
http://www.fkk-colosseum.de/index.php?m=0101&mid=349&imgid=2347

Knowing German certainly is helpful, but a bunch of girls greatly preferred English. Romenian, polish of course would be ideal, but the odd Spaniard, Italian can be found.

It is good to come to Colosseum first. After seeing oase, there is no coming back to colosseum. You go do Colosseum if you are in Munich, you would not Colosseum is amazingly good for being located in the Bavarian Bible belt. It has pretty girls, good pricing. Food was decent and sufficient in spite of some bad reports on some boards.

The girls were quite pretty, but very shy and behaved. Girls never approached any man. No groping. Just very well behaved talk. Groping could only happen in sessions in the whirlpool, for Euro 50 for half an hour. Typically as a warm-up for a session in the room for another 50 Euro, totaling 100 E.

Girls were a bit complex. Some would only do covered bj, refuse to use any condom other then their own plain vanilla condom. There was a definite tendency of women leaving after 20 minutes and not fulfilling the full half hour. Oh and be aware there are 50 euro surcharges for each of the following: groping pussy, groping asshole, coming in mouth, coming on body. This is cumulative, so be careful not to come in the mouth (+50) and dribble a bit on the belly (+50) for a total surcharge or 100.

Summary: if you are in the area, go for it. Worth a visit if you are careful and know what you are doing.

Frankfurt Oase

First visit to Oase (CH Link). Plugged the address into my trusted Deutsche Bannk Navigator app. Got a blow by blow description how to get there. Metro S Bahn and then a bus. At the final bus stop, I had to spend an hour typing away some emails. Started raining in the mean time and there was a 20 minute walk. Had the glorious idea to call Oase and ask for a taxi. 5 Euro. Would have been 10 Euro from the metro station.

65 to get in, 50 per girl. I thought I had died and woke up in heaven. Free drinks (at least the non-alcoholic stuff), pretty good food heaped on plates by the bar man. And massive numbers of girls, sauna, swimming poos.Simply amazing. Almost no dogs. Lots in the 8+ range. Plenty with the hard tits and perfect body that I crave. And many of those with pretty faces to boot. Thank God for Romania being in the European Union. Greece may go, Spain and Italy may go. But Romenia has to stay. Poland, Hungary, Czech republic are a plus, but legal prostitutes from Romenia with work permits are Germany's salvation.

http://www.fkk-oase.de/

Frankfurt again, 2 days later

Walked out of main station, ran into the red tourist bus. 12 Euro for a 50 minute city tour. Well, one has to occastionally do other things then FKK running. Frankfurt is so full of brothels and FKK, you stumple upon them. I took mental notes of Sudfass FKK with amore .....////////////, but we inadvertently we passed a few more Eros centers during the Frankfurt City tour.

Left my large pack in a locker at the station, 3 Euro for 24 hours (pay again if you have to open it). With my small pack I rented a callabike.de(?). Very nice but not sure if you can sign up without a European billing address.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_Bike
http://www.callabike-interaktiv.de/

Frankfurt is amazing. You stumble over whore houses, FKK, brothels even if you don't search for them. After a stop over at Sudfass (CH Link) and Amore (CH Link), I continued bicycling and accidentally ran across FKK Beach (CH Link) and FKK Palace (CH Link). Did not stay, had the right to return to Sudfass.

http://eroscenter-amor.com/

Amore is the most amazing Laufhaus I have seen. ALL girls were 8 and over on my scale. asked 30 to 50 Euro. The supermodel right out of Met-Art asked for 50 and seemed nice. A big titted friendly Colombian who liked my portunhos (spanish mixed with portuguese). I skipped because at Sudfass I could see them naked and grope them for free.Well, after 20 to 25 admission plus 5 minimum consupmption. Some real dogs. A chubby big titted talian accosted me constantly till I relented and got a blow job. Told her clearly I wanted no extras, only half hour, no cim, .... Great bj and hj, did not feel like fucking the cute whale. Gave her 50 and got the surprise: 50 more because we did 50 minutes. I complained I had told her half hour, to no avail. Always use your own watch, or be even more clear then I was.

http://www.dassudfass.de/

The second girl ripped me off in a more classy way. Told me about the S/M room, said she was not going to charge extra, let me tie her up, slap her around, was totally submissive and hot. After that she ASKED if it were not worth 100 Euro, and I could not say no. When she asked for another 20 tip I told her she already had 50 tip, but ended up adding 10. A beauty with stellar performance.

Correction: other Laufhauses seem to have good quality too. The inclusion of Romenia into the European Union opened the flood gates for model type beauties at German brothels. Thank God for Romania's membership in the EU. The old fat hags I saw 10 years ago are pretty much a thing of the past. Unlike Brazil, where quality goes downhill (still not bad), Germany's quality is clearly going uphill.

Did another hour of bicycling and, randomly, passed 2 FKK's. Beach and Palace. Returned to Sudfass (free entry for returners)

Now Sudfass had 2 great girls, pretty skinny and young. One stunner, from Eastern Europe. Slim, great tits, good face. could not resist. So Sudfass is interesting to see, they say it was the fvery first FKK. It really looks antique, with wall and ceiling paintings like a chapel (except it is all sexual paintings). If you are downtown, give it a try. But if you have little time, it is not comparable to Oase

Oase again, second visit

Went again to Frankfurt. Decided to forego experimentation and go for what I know is excellent. Oase again. Still afternoon. Did not see any girls nor food. Asked when the food was going to come. They told me food was in the garden. So were the girls. Unfortunately, they tend to wrap in towels when in the garden, so less of eye candy and instant boob inspection. Still, plenty were topless.
Some people complained about the food. I like it. Also check the free drink menu. I discovered hot chocolate and Apfel Schorle, apple juice with sparkling water.

Bad Homburg is another S-Bahn stop, about 12 Euro Taxi ride away from Oase. The advantage is that Bad Homburg is full of hotels. Paid 49 euro special at hotel "Haus Daheim" at Elisabethenstr. 42, Bad Homburg, 06172 20098-90 Their more normal price is 79, up to 200 during Messe c m

Berlin

Artemis (CH Link) sucks, too many aging hard core siliconized pros

After visiting Colosseum Augsburg (ok) Oase (wonderful) and Sudfass (decent) in Frankfurt, I checked Artemis.
Maybe it was a bad day, maybe because it was Saturday, and afternoon. I talked to another visitor and he said he has seen better girls. Or maybe it is my taste. I like fresh, young, natural girls with perfect bodies.

Artemis personified everything I don't like about girls.

Career prostitutes, a bit past their prime, behaving a bit agressively, plastic tits. Even a few Brazilians, but not the youngest.
After hours of searching I found 1-2 that I might be interested, but was too shy to ask if the tits were excellent silicone or amazingly natural. The sauna is good, the food also was edible but did not excite me. The fact that the food was in a separate room where the girls were obliged to cover up with towels also did not help the atmosphere.
It looks like an amazingly big place, that screams "commercial sex". I fell in love with Oase. So many good girls I had a hard time to decide.

Hamburg

First the good news. Looked for a cheap hotel. Asked at the Bahn counter at Hauptbahnhof. They recommended A&O Hotel at Reeperbahn, the red light district.
http://www.aohostels.com/de/
49 Euro with breakfast, if you buy there directly at the hotel, you get it for 39 Euro. It is also A&O Hostel, so lots of gorgeous barely legal chicks strutting at reception or during breakfast. No, they don't look available and I did not commit any crimes. But it is amazing how in Europe school classes on excursions can be housed in the middle of a hard core red light district.

Planned to check out Atmos Sauna Club (CH Link). After reading some reports on german whoring boards, I decided to skip. Seems not too many girls, older then I prefer, and bbbj only for 10 or 20 Euro extra. There is general consensus that Frankfurt and Artemis in Berlin are better. Considering that I considered Artemis crap, I figured I would rather do bicycling or tourism, or take care of my computer obligations. I was tempted to go to FKK Babylon (CH Link) but also called it off.

Instead checked out Reeperbahn (CH Link), knowing that they are known for "Nepp" (ripoff). In spite of all my saviness I got ripped off, too. In a Laufhaus, an eros center, I accepted an offer of 2 girls for only 60 Euro. Should never have taken a Dutch and a German. I had heard all the Romenians and Eastern Europeans in the other houses making great offers, fucking, sucking, changing positions, touching, taking off clothes for 50 or less. So I had not paid attention that these bitches had not clearly offered all these services. So the max they had to offer was a handjob with a condom (I kid you not) and the girls remaining fully dressed! For only 250 Euro per girl I could get great service. I ended up paying 40 Euro more, in the hope that would help. That was enough for one of the two to take off the top and give a covered bj. The other one gave a covered hj and allowed me the privilege to touch her big boobs over her dress top. Avoid Hamburg's Reeperbahn like the plague!

As usual, there is a city tour bus at the main railroad station. Harbor tours by boat also available, very impressive. Also callabike.de bikes ......

Zürich

Swiss perfection: the best whore house in the world

I was told by various people, that Club Globe (CH Link) in Zürich was the best FKK club in the world, probably the very best brothel in the world.
http://www.club-globe.ch/
http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showthread.php?38725-Club-Globe-Z%FCrich-The-biggest-one
http://forum.6profi.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=65

So, I had to check it out.

Prices, in highly valued Swiss Franks, are double what the Frankfurt FKK charge. About 75 Euro to get in, about 110 euro per half hour (prices already converted from CHF Swiss Franks at 1.20 Swiss Francs to the Euro). So they'd better be good.

I came on a saturday early afternoon. Lots more girls then guys. First disappointment: a lot of girls in swimsuits. Where were the naked girls? Club Globe does have naked FKK, but only on Mondays and Thursdays. But there were good news: lots of girls with the best tits went topless. Nudity is optional. A few were naked. Others showed off their wares upon request. The other good news: it could have been worse: Wednesday is corset day, girls are prohibited to go naked or topless and have to wear, well,a corset that hides tits and bellies. On a wednesday, I would have turned around and left, this is not why I come to FKK.

Really, the Swiss do evertything well, be it pocket knives, watches, or FKK. And the Swiss do finances well, so the swiss franc is highly valued which drives prices up. And attracts pretty Romenians who sleep there overnight and save all the cash to spend in Romenia where it is worth a fortune.

All girls are slim, but the flabby flat ass model types are absent. All have pretty decent behinds. Plenty of girls walked topless allowing tit inspections Others would show tits upon request. Groping was allowed, within limits. Result: lots of very pretty small to medium size excellent tits. I did not see too much because I picked the wrong day, but I saw enough. I could have easily spent over 1000 dollars if I did every interesting girl. I inspected one set of silicone tits that was absolutely amazing and indiscernible from the real stuff, even when squeezing. The girl said she got it done in Thailand.

The girls carefully approach you without undue pressure. If you are interested, you can sit a little and get cozy. Careful, if you allow kissing (guess of the DFK kind) or blow job, you are expected to buy a session. The good thing is that the bj time seems not to be deducted from your room time. In the room I was always firm: I wanted a basic half hour session and absolutely no extra charges (100 Francs additional would be for CIM) for example. Here there was no tradeoff between the nice friendly good f.ck or the premium looks not so good performance. You can pick premium looks with good friendly attitude, talented bbbj, they know how to fuck. One of the two I did seem to actually enjoy the fuck and have orgasms. She was the one who suggested I should go down on her to make her come. I did not take her up on the offer, but it seems DATY would have been rewarded with real orgasms. The other girl was cooler, but did all her duties and all the right moves.

All girls seem to be concerned with customer's wishes. I failed to try hair pulling and ass slapping, I was too much in awe with the girls ........

Management is very concerned, shows the place, asks if everything is ok. Judging from the girl's behavior I suppose management teaches them how be friendly and pleasant to customers.

Good sauna area, but I did not see many people using it. Actually, there were not many men. A girl told me that at peak times, there are so many men that you hardly find the girls. Good thing, I came on an early Saturday afternoon.

Unlike Oase, no nice outside area, a restaurant but no free food. There is a sunbathing area on the roof, not too impressive and reachable through some scary industrial cargo elevator and outside stairs.

Easy to get there:

From Zürich Hauptbahnhof take S9 (there might be others) direction USTEN on rails ...... and go to stop Schwertenbach. You can not miss the stop, the screen inside the metro train always shows the next 4 stops.
Club Globe is 200 meters past the startion, on the left side of the rails, one block from the rails.

Use the pedestrian underpass to walk out to the LEFT side of the tracks (left looking from where you came from, downtown Zurich). Walk next (really close, like 3 meters away) to the rails for about 150 meters, over a small bridge that crosses a street underpass of the metro. Next little street left, walk around the building.

Summary:

The best wh.ore house in the world, in my opinion is in Zurich. Twice the cost you would pay in Frankfurt. The best deal is Frankfurt. Oase is wonderful, did not have time to check the others. I hated Artemis in Berlin, but maybe I picked the wrong day. If you can choose your place, pick Frankfurt and/or Zürich.

I love girls' bodies and tits. It is almost impossible for me to pick girls without a tit inspection. A angel faced girl that turns out to have droopy tits is a waste of money for me. In an FKK you can instantly see all the girls' bodies. I catch myself first looking at a girl's tits. Only if these look good I look at the face and the rest of the body.

It is sad that Brazil is ashamed of their excellent program girls and puts up dress code or even closes termas and other houses during international events. Germany has absolutely no qualms to have FKK open during world cups and Frankfurt International Trade Fairs.

God bless Romania. Lots of girls look like they are right out of www.met-art.com and have good attitudes. They tend to be more mechanical then Brazilians, but they really know their moves. Rarely do I get bothered by teeth, they know how do cow girl with exactly the right bucking movement. And a reasonable percentage of the girls seem to enjoy sex and have orgasms.

FKK probably select for the girls with the best bodies and tits. I hardly saw girls 20 and under, most I did were 22 to 25, past the age range I would pick in Brazil. I often suspected that the girls were lying and actually younger then they said. But probably, they have their act together and did not get a couple of kids, like most Brazilians. In general, the girls at FKK seem to be quite intelligent and educated. Good news for you guys: most Romenians speak much better English then German. Even German and Dutch girls speak great English. Only Turkish German girls sometimes fail to speak English.

A pretty thorough effort. Thanks. I especially appreciate the links.

The damn Swiss. They have been making a huge effort to weaken their currency but considering the current (and likely future) euro situation its not going to happen.

This is crazy, Brazil have the greatest girls but yet the Swiss and the Germans run the best (efficient, customer friendly) brothels in the world. It's like night and day between those two areas of the world.

I wish Brazilians were as open as the Germans are, but I guess Catholicism and general suppression of sex in society are the main causes of their shame.

Great report, man.

B-S: When I read older reports on FKKs, I was told that Polish girls were the sweethearts and the Romanians were the sharks. Did you come across any Polish girls? Since you rave about the Romanian girls do you know if it is worth going to the source - to Bucharest, maybe?

Any mongers in the know please chime in. Of course, I think for ease of use, the FKKs would win hands down.

(Message edited by topfotog on June 30, 2012)

Topfotog: I loved the Romanians, but mainly for the looks.

My best experiences GFE I had with Turkish Germans, but these speak only German. One was hiding from half a dozen brothers who wanted to kill her.

But I thought the Romanians were nice, ok, good enough. I did never approach them with highest expectations.

Topfotog: forgive me for jumping in, but to answer your question, just follow my maxim: NEVER GO TO THE SOURCE

Why? The source is erratic at best. The source is full of clip joints or poorly run brothels where it's all a crap shoot if you'll do well or not. The pricing will change in the middle of the session to pressure you to pay more or lose it all. Men with boners never choose wisely. Most importantly, the best looking, best performing, most ambitious girls stay in the source briefly, turn 18 (let's face it, it's true) and head to the FKKs where they can make serious money.

GO TO THE MARKET: As described above, the Frankfurt FKKs are regulated well. A madam will give you a tour and explain the pricing that is the same for every girl. Normally the best talent is culled from the source, eliminating days weeks or even years of frustrating searching and wasted money by your amateur self.

For all the 13 trips I put into going to Thailand for example, I wasted lots of time and money, even though it was fun, considering my top 2 Thai girls ever for looks and service combined were at FKK Palace. At today's prices, a half hour with them costs the same in Germany as it would in Thailand. However, good luck finding these two in Thailand even though Pattaya and Bangkok themselves are a huge market. So if a single FKK was a more efficient way to get to the best Thai pussy I ever had, imagine how unlikely it is for you to beat the odds going to a country (most) that doesn't have a central vagina market.

Here's the other maxim: EVERY COUNTRY HAS SOME GREAT PUSSY. So don't get hung up on one ethnic/racial background. Instead enjoy the variety and convenience and quality an FKK can bring you. Is this A-B-C mongering? Why yes. It's much more intelligent to roll the wheel than to reinvent it. Going down every back alley in the world, thinking you're going to find a bargain is D-U-M mongering.

Looking back at the tens of thousands of dollars I invested, no spent, on mongering throughout the world, my only redeeming value in it is that I saw the world. I visited cultural sites my peers can only see on TV, tasted awesome local foods that will never be in the US, shared great conversations with people I never would have met and I dove in 3 out of the worlds 4 different oceans. But I never came close to mongering as successfully in any country as I had in Palace and Oase FKKs.

I'm certainly guilty of D-U-M mongering, but fresh on the heels of a mediocre Medellin trip, I gotta say I may be done going anywhere besides Germany, just for the mongering. 11 years of this has shown me that it just doesn't work and you piss away your life trying to rediscover electricity instead of paying a light bill.

BigPoppa: Your comment is appreciated. A BOLD statement IMO and I will definitely take that into consideration. It definitely makes me want to go to the FKKs even more. FKK reporting is very scant here on CH.

I was just curious to this phenomenon since a lot of guys that used to go to San Jose, the D.R. and even Curacao found that the hottest chicas were Colombian and when they finally went to Colombia they were happily surprised that the fresh talent were younger & more GFE than those who went overseas.

I'm glad you're interested. If you're making the plunge to go to Europe you really can't go wrong in the FKKs. They have engineered all the risk of rip offs out of the equation.

Like German FKKs, Colombia happens to be one of those countries that is a hooker haven. Along with the PI, Brazil and Thailand, those are the only countries I know of with a solid reputation for it.

Eastern Europe has a reputation for tourist traps. I've seen some so so places in Prague at best and the rest were traps. I can only assume that applies to other former Soviet bloc countries as well. Unfortunately, it's just the mindset there, some of my relatives are proof.

GFE is nice for a day or two, but there's no way to increase the likelihood of it. You have to grab it when you see it, but you're for the better when it ends. Looking for it is like chasing rainbows. And of course, everyone who invested in a trip looking for it got what he was after. There's a lot of morons and bullshiters in this hobby. If they don't provide facts and figures to demonstrate the cost and volume of a scene, I'm reluctant to go.

Instead give me a day pass to the Playboy mansion with full bunny humping privileges. FKKs are about as close as any of us will ever come to that and are not to be missed IMO.

BS,

Thanks for this report for a lot of reasons. What a concept, biking from one FKK to another! That sounds like a perfect way to explore the FKK scene without shuttering yourself in from the outside world as well. You've uncovered some gems it seems that could only be found on the ground.

I guess Zurich must be that good because those are some steep prices. Once in a lifetime I guess, sort of like Disney world for adults.

You should have checked out Palace. I think it's a close tie between Palace and Oase for the best FKK that I've been to. No outdoor area in Palace, but lots of plush surroundings, better buffet, better rooms and I think better girls of more varied backgrounds.

There's a reason to return

BS,

Thanks for this report for a lot of reasons. What a concept, biking from one FKK to another! That sounds like a perfect way to explore the FKK scene without shuttering yourself in from the outside world as well. You've uncovered some gems it seems that could only be found on the ground.

I guess Zurich must be that good because those are some steep prices. Once in a lifetime I guess, sort of like Disney world for adults.

You should have checked out Palace. I think it's a close tie between Palace and Oase for the best FKK that I've been to. No outdoor area in Palace, but lots of plush surroundings, better buffet, better rooms and I think better girls of more varied backgrounds.

There's a reason to return

And palace is easy to find, a street car ride from downtown.

In my limited two trip visit I also found the girls gave better sessions than Oase. But there is no doubt that the scale of Oase is more impressive with maybe a hundred girls most 7 or better.

Needing advice on whether to stay in downtown Zurich or to find hotel in Schwerzenbach near The Globe. (I don't do much sightseeing) ;-)

I love great food, beer and a little sightseeing, but mainly going for the mongering for about 5 days at The Globe. Any advice is appreciated.

The S8 (I think per memory) as well as a few other trains go to Schwerzenbach from Zurich. There is nothing to see in Schwerzenbach until you enter Globe.