TJ Jan 11/12/13

Day 1.
I found my way to the new path, which leads into Mexico and it is easy to find. I got there later in the day. I got a taxi and headed straight to hotel Cascadas (CH Link). The prices have gone up, during the week it is $45 per night and weekend rates $ 55 per night. But if you book on line it is 5 bucks cheaper. I asked for a room with clean walls and got one.

I went straight to Hong Kong (CH Link) and saw a woman I had to have. I bought no drinks or lady drinks, but I paid too much I know, but I had to have her, and got her for 70 dollars. I cannot remember her name but it was ok suck and fuck. I did her in several different positions and came during doggy style. She complained a little when I pulled her hair but I did it anyways. I was so horny and blow my load in a reasonable time. She was there all the nights I was there, so maybe one of the regulars. Good first fuck but paid too much.

Then I drank a little of booze in my room, while I watch porno and started to get fucked up. I brought my own booze with me. Then I went back to Hong Kong and there were not many guys; it was during the week. I drank some and saw a big culo women with the biggest but there. I talked to her a little bit and grabbed that fat ass and said fuck it. I need to fuck this chica. I paid her 50 bucks and up we went. She was good and I had no problems with her. She sucked my pecker while I grabbed her ass. I love watching porno and having a chica sucks my dick ,while I grab their assholes and play with their little pussy. Then I did some fucking and switch to where she sat on my face while she jerked me off. Then I got so hard she did me reversed cowgirl and I got to see that big ass bouncing on my dick and I loved it. Man she was pounding and making that slapping sound, building up all that friction and then I finished. Dam it was good.

Later that night I tried to find peanuts and beer but I was so fucked up I got lost. So no happy times for me that night. I was so tired but so horny I tried to have sex one more time and got a street girl (CH Link) but it was less then satisfying, and I was so fucked up and it sucked. Costs me 25 for all sex and room but kinda did not finish and it was a bad experience. Usual sg. Shit. Got some street tacos on the west side of the block and went to bed.

One observation I made is this. The more catholic the girl seems the better the service. NO shit. If the girls have a cross and some kind of Christian jewelry on and/or do crosses on their body in front of the mirror before or after sex and say a pray, the better the sex will be. Or I don’t know maybe I was just fucked up! Hehe.

Day 2.
I was cruzen in and out of Hong kOng and Adulitas (CH Link) and around the block, when I found a little hottie in Adulitas. Again my mind said I have to have her, and I took her up stairs and the room cost 13 dollars, prices went up. I paired her 60 bucks and she provided a real girlfriend experience. She was nice, had fake titties that were nice and a nice round ass. But man could she suck a dick. I did her in several positions and I finished. She was good. Adulitas had some good service with no trouble. Again she had on a cross and did some cross stuff and was a cute gal with no tats. Nice. The room rates for the night at Adulitas are cheaper than Hong Kong if u like to save some money. But the rooms seem very stuff. After that I finally found peanuts and beer and got some good times and went back to room to drink and watch porno and get fucked up, and I got fucked up. Now this is where the shit kinda went wrong.

I was drinking at Hong Kong and found this one chica named Dena. Big fake boobs and big round ass. Cute but man what a thief. I did not see this coming a mile away. I wish she worked for me. I might actually make some money. I liked her and bought her a lady drink and she was kissing me and acting all nice and cute. Then we went up to my room for a bbbj and titti fucking. But she got me to pay up front, OH MAN, fuck fuck fuck. So this is how it went down. She started to suck and was topless and I was watching her and porno. Then the complaining started. You must harry and finish. She knew this is like the 5 time I fucked and she had to do some work to finish me off. Then she did not tittie fuck me so I had to beg her and she did a half effort then she tired a hand job and I keep saying suck and suck. Then she sucked for a minute and said that I need to finish. Then she, she did this on purpose, she put her elbow and weight onto my leg. See there are arties in the leg and she jab them with her elbow and cut the blooded flow to the big guy. He went soft and she said oh you no cum you soft I am finished and got dressed, we argued and she left. No finish, complaining. I realized I paid upfront and there is no getting my money back!!! FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

Well I said to myself, this is why I am with the club, if chicas give me trouble then I should complain. So I went to my waiter. I always like to find a weightier I like and tip him. It’s always good to get to know someone. Told him what happened and he took me to the manager. I was telling the manager what happen and then who shows up. Dena and she starts talking to the manager in Spanish. So I just said to Dena you got my money so u got what u wanted. She then left. Then the manager tried to tell me you have to pay the girls for their time and not always to finish. He said I need to check with the waiters to see who is a good girl to go with. He mentioned that there are 300 girls there and some are difficult. So he gave me some free drinks and I got him to sell me a Hong Kong hat for 1/2 price. Then the waiter told me the number one rule of mongering, " you tip me after I bring the drinks, pay the girls after." FUCK, I just made the biggest monger mistake of all time. Moral of this story is don’t get too fucked up and fall for the sweet act. Fucking pros. But I did get my dick sucked for a little bit like 15 minutes and a coool hat. So.... WTF just another fucking day in paradise!

I tried to get a third fuck and went to Adulitas and saw on chica but some old guy swoop in and stole her. Next I tried to find this one sg but I could not find her, so I decided to go to bed and sleep. Did I mention that I was really fucked up by this time.

Day 3.
I could not take the Zona anymore. I was going to stay a third night but I was feeling sick. I don’t know if it was pollution or the detergent that the sheets where washed in or what. But I needed one more fuck to get me through. It was about 10 o’clock am and I went into Adulitas and found a good girl. She had catholic jewelry on and seemed nice. I got her for sixy and the room was $13. She gave me a really good girlfriend experience. I did her doggy, then she was on top, and then I did her missionary and finished. She had a pretty face and she bedazzled her face with fake stones and look nice. As we were getting dressed, I told her what happen at Hong Kong and she said there at Adulitas they focus more on good service. That Hong Kong the girls just want your money. Anyways, make what u want out of that. Again, I found good fucks in both places. But Adulitas the rooms are a little cheaper and I got a better girlfriend exp.

Now time to cross the border. I found out how to walk to the boarder from the Zona. It takes about 20 minutes, and I save five bucks. Now the line was like 2 to 2 1/2 hours long. So I decided to go with one of those vans. The guy said it will cost me 5 bucks and about 20 to 30 minutes. So I decided to try it out. I gave the guy 5 bucks and I sat in a van with 6 other people. Sitting is much easier than standing. From the time I sat down to crossing the border, it took about 1 hour and 7 minutes. Much faster then the standing in the line, and it was only five bucks and I did not have to stand. Just some FYI Stuff. I don’t know I, have been to the Zona a few times now and it seems played out for me, but I think it is still the best place for a few quickie fucks and then back across the border.

Oh yes and once I crossed the border into Sand Diego, I started to feel better. Not sure wtf was going on but that’s the shit!

I love that he spells waiter ''weightier''

Is this report for real?

Great report, Smith but I must say, I am ugly, but I have never had a woman make the sign of the cross before having sex with me. That would probably kind of ruin it for me.

If someone made the sign of the cross before having sex with me I would immediately check my pulse and whether or not I had become room temperature. If ok, I would get up, give her the money, gather my dignity and LEAVE..........

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on March 06, 2013)

Haters!

I respect a woman's right to pray to God AND fondle my penis, preferably not at the same time...

Great report smith you got my vote.

I say unless they are calling for a priest to administer Last Rites, you should just move forward as planned.

I think you had your moneys worth with the first lady, you said you blew your mind. cheaper than England, you pay about 150 US just for an hours session.

I've had that when they hurry you, I think she knows she's cute and attractive and can get away with screwing johns.

Smith is one of a kind and I enjoyed the report. But didn't enjoy it enough to go back and re-read to see if chicas crossed themselves before or after the romance. The reality of it is that many TJ chicas cross themselves and thank their alleged creator AFTER THEY GET PAID! That's all its about - being thankful to have cash on board. A simple peasants' prayer of gratitude that the crops have been rained upon. I find it kind of sweet and poignant - makes it real and takes the edge off the business side of it. Anyway, if Smith witnessed the prayers up front its cause he PAID up front.

Don't worry my fellow feos, they aren't asking Dios to give them the strength to pretend to enjoy 30 minutes in the room with us, or to be fogiven for their sins before they commit them.