I waited for this trip for years and then it finally came to realization. I packed lightly ( 1 I...small suitcase ) no computer . I left O'Hare airport with ANA which for me is one of the best airline... Got to Thailand after a long flight , immigration line was very long but I managed , got my stamp and to taxi line.... I was so happy to be in L.O.S. that I didn't argue a bit when the legit taxi quoted me 1700 baht to Pattaya..
I booked my ticket with ANA in early Feb-2016 for $ 567.00 , insurance $ 55 with tax it came to 701.00 dollars.

II...I got to Pattaya around 2 a.m. , my hotel that I booked was none other shit hole called GALAXY SUITES.. I will never stay there again , never ! as soon as I got in my room around 2:30 a.m. I noticed roaches running like crazy in all directions, hot water was almost non-existent , preassure very low... complained at the lady at front desk , she showed another room , but it was same.. I finally booked out after 5 days and moved to Soi LK Metro.... at KilKenny hotel on Soi LK Metro . this place was outstanding clean , huge room , and price was cheaper then Galaxy Suites.

III...rented my motorbike and got a 400 baht ticket after 4 days.... because according to the crooked policeman my U.S. license didn't give me permision to drive a motorbike.. so I got angry and ditched my rented motorbike and took the motorbike taxis everywhere I went..

IV... boy was I happy to be in GoGo's this time of the year ( April ) since most were so empty , but soon I realized that no matter how empty they were , mamasan wanted huge bar fines , like 1000 , 1500 , 2000 baht BF....
ok here lets get to the important part..... the THAI PUSSIES . I landed in Living dolls gogo (CH Link) and Bf this cutie for 1500 baht and
gave her in the morning 2400 baht.( originally she asked for 3000 )
here some pics with her ,

Photos: Cutie - Living Dolls 01 02 03 04 05 06 07

she was good , fucked really good, gave me one of the best blow jobs , demanded condom which I obliged but for the second round it was no condom.

moved on and got this cutie from Fahrenheit GoGo (CH Link) and she fucked and sucked so good that I was so exausted.. she was number 93 barfined her ass for 1000 baht and gave her 2500 in the morning ( Originaly she asked for 3500 )

Photos: N93 - Fahrenheit 08 09 10 11 12 13

V... I fucked some other Thai-Pooying asses but since you guys are so critical of looks , decided to leave them out.
One week in my trip I find this gem in Taboo GoGo (CH Link) and right from the getgo I know I will spend some good time with her... I ended spending 7 days with her and my goodness was she a good fuck and my insticts were right that she was a gem.....
I did go night after night to BF her ass at 1500 baht X 7 days almost 11.000 baht in barfine for this pussy. not to mention about 10.000 baht spent in ady drinks for her and her friends , she wanted 3000 baht for LT , but with some negotiation she came down to 2400 baht for each day....
here are some pics with Nut, the gem from Taboo GoGo ,

Photos: Nut - Taboo Club 14 15 16
Photos: Nut - Taboo Club 17 18 19 20
Photos: Nut - Taboo Club 21 22 23



VI...overall my trip was very nice , loved the company of my Thai Pussies , Thailand is getting expensive to monger , no doubt about that ,
On this trip I spent all my time on WALKING STREET GoGo's , spent one day on Soi LK Metro GoGo's and no time at all on Soi 6 or Soi 7-8 ...

forgot to mention that when I got back at O'hare I got put gain in secondary , this time unlike last time it was one agent not two and she was a litle more polite with me, nonetheless she wanted me to give her my phone which I did and demended my password so she could check the phone for any bullshit !
of course didi she think I was that stupid to leave any incriminating pics in my phone, probably she did but after 30 min or so in secondary she told me I am free to go.
one quoestion to any mongers, is it legal for thm to go into my phone.. I mean I wasn't under arrest so then why open my cell phone,
cheers
THM

I will add more pics very soon ,
Pattaya is changing , prices are going up , I noticed a lot more traffic , more and more skyscrapers. Reading post from veteran mongers here complaining that G.F.E. is almost dead in Bangkok, I can assure my fellow mongers that I had no problem finding G.F.E. in Pattaya at all... Actually G.F.E. is abundant in Pattaya , probably for me is easier because I dont look to find that perfect 10 in looks , since I am more happy with a 6 or 7 or 8 providing they fuck and suck and are happy to pamper me graciously !

here are more pics with my Taboo Poo-Ying

Photos: Nut - Taboo Club 24 25 26

Thanks for the report HM, sounds like you had a great time with the young lovelies of Pattaya. Luv to see some more pics.

Some nice ones. Thanks for the report Happy Monger.

The girl's pics are really good to enjoy. I will go to pattaya next year and still is a favorite place to go.
Realise is not as cheap as it used to be but the sex is always good whenever i go there. maybe i need to do more exploring and some talking but is worth it.
Good report and i will remenber not to go to the Galaxy suites !!!!!

MarcoPolo

HM do you get secondaried any other time returning to the U.S. Or only from Thailand? Once you are in their computer it will always pop up on their screen.

Thanks for the rpt and the pics. Glad you had fun. More important thanks for putting a little life back on CH

@ Diversity...........unfortunately seems like I will end up in secondary every time I will land back from Thailand......When I came back from Germany or Costa Rica didn't get sent into secondary , , , I dont know why I get slammed into secondary, I answer all question with one word if I can , I always look the homeland security goons right in the eye , I am always calm as one can be when answering questions , I travel really light , no computers, just a cell phone ... I think next time they send me in secondary I will NOT give them my cell phone or open it for them,,,, that is private property and unless they tell me that I am under arrest I will NOT release my phone or password to it.... Yeah I know that I will be tortured and pissed on by these goons but I will have to do it.... and since Chicago( hometown ) is my final destination I will fuck with them...because sometimes ones patience runs out with these goons....

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on October 23, 2016)

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on October 23, 2016)

HM I fully understand. Maybe load you phone with pics of granny's when you give it to them next time. I can tell you unless you do a hard reset on your phone. There are always traces. Tell homeland to ask apple for the code

THM,

Nice photos...did you mention before, you went all bareback for every girl?
If so, that's a good track record.

@ Ceenotes.......I did bareback a lot ,

1st girl pics above ..... condom 1st fuck , then the rest 4 fucks no condom

2nd girl pics above ..... no condom deposited a lot of dna inside her thai - black hole !

3rd girl pics above ..... first 2 days condom, then rest 5 days NO CONDOM , pulled out of respect for her...I liked her too much

on all my previous trips I was on a budget , but this trip was different , reason I chose to do only WALKING STREET GOGO's , except for one night that I chose a Soi LK Metro bargirl....

damage to my piggy bank for the 2 week vacation :

0... airfare - 701 U.S. dollars

1... taxi - 1700 baht to pattaya
- 1400 baht to bangkok

2... hotel - 12.000 baht

3... food - 16.000 baht included 3 meals everyday

4... barfines - 16.000 baht

5... pussy pay - 22.000 baht

6... lady drinks - 18.000 baht

7... motorbike - 3000 baht ( rent )
ticket - 400 baht

8... taxi motorbike - 3200 baht

9... gifts ( T-shirts, misc. ) 5500 baht

10... total baht $ 81.000 baht = 2.314 U.S. dollars

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on October 26, 2016)

Your lady drinks accounts for 82% pussy ratio. Your a generous fella! 18K/22K


I say I'm at 70,000 for ST play and 8000 in lady drinks in 12 nights. I'm around 11.40% ratio lady drinks/pussy.

@Cenotes. . . . now that I look back at my spending in Pattaya ...... I can say that I did spent more then necessary $$$ on lady drinks..... On my next trip I will stick to a simple rule , no more then 2 lady drinks and thats it.....
and I will probably do something thst I have never done while in Pattaya and thats is no more G.F.E. ...
I hope to be able to implement the SHORT TIME equation .......
I am thinking about 3 weeks in march or April again in 2017......

cheers ,
T.h.m.

@ Ceenotes , yeah I did overspend on lady drinks !

hope to control my spending next trip and budget more for pussy !

cheers ,
Thm

You overspent on food too. Western food every day?

HM;
As long as you had a very good time is money worth spend, happy for you.
My vacation time is for that and only that, to have a very good time, be happy, enjoy food that i like, be with sexy girls and treat myself before i go back to the crazy real world of my job.
Will go to thailand next year, this time i am in angeles city and taking it easy. lots of changes here but i guess is life like anywhere else. clock keeps ticking.
truly like your report

MarcoPolo

@ Blazers . . . . yes , western food everyday ,
my lunches were at the food court at Royal Garden Plaza , at night it became a habit to have my soup and fish sandwich at the Beer Garden, my breakfast was at different places each day , but western style breakfast and on few occasions I dined at the shrimp restaurants on Walking Street....and few other places and of course a lot of snakcs from 7- 11 ....

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on November 07, 2016)

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on November 07, 2016)

@ marco polo . . . . thanks 4 the heads up regarding my report !
even though I didn't provide a lot of details , we kind know the routine of these trips

SLEEP - EAT - DRINK - FUCK
SLEEP - EAT - DRINK - FUCK
SLEEP - EAT - DRINK - FUCK

I did read Murasaki trip report earlier in the year ,.. and he outlined and detailed whats happening in L.O.S.

Wow I go Pattaya every year, walking streets a great place I stay in the walking street guest house.

I've stopped renting bikes altogether get stopped by police and pay fines all the time, I'm the same a two week millionaire great report the_happy_monge

THM;
Have to add your living dolls and taboo girls are very sexy and gorgeous. those sure were good catches for you. can't get enough from looking at them !!!!!
I am planning to go to pattaya next year and would like to stay there like 3 weeks or so. would like to add i have stayed at galaxy suites in the past (short stay), it wasn't pleasant and said to myself i wouldn't go there again. location might be ok but i saw that the upkeep is been let down, of sorts. LK metro has good choices and reasonable prices.
thanks for sharing these beauties with us.

MarcoPolo///

@ marcopolo .. hei I responded on your trip report with this but its not sticking ( posting ).. I have tried it 3 times so I will post my answer here..
this is what I wrote on your trip report :

Hola amigo , ,
mucho gracias amigo Marcopolo for the informative trip report.... same here never been to Dominican Republic but wish to explore and conquer Dominicana coņo ( panocha ) ! one day but with my Hablo poco espaņol , it may be a little harder but not imposible !

THM,

I just read your complete post. You spend 10K THB just at Taboo for that one girl and her friends. So that's the majority of your BF was spend.
Also, your food costs must includes spending a week with your BF for 7 days.

No issues here...you can enjoy your spending however you wish.
Some guys are at Nana and taking girls back to their $4000 USD a night Jim Thompson suite at the Four Seasons.

Since were on western food.

In Pattaya, I did splurge one night at Steak & Co off Soi Buakhao. The place was packed but not worth 1400THB for a ribeye.

Thailand cannot cook a good steak! Some of the places in BKKshouldn't charge 4000THB for a ribeye that's not even cooked in a broiler.

@ Ceenotes ,

yeah this trip was for me like none other before..
even though I did have a budget on this trip , I had more money to spend then all other trips combined to L.O.S.
now that I look back on my spending on lady drinks and also bought those little balls that you throw on the stage a lot.... yeah I did not wanna be a cheap charlie on this trip so I guess my generiosity cost me..
but with all the girls back in my room I did re negotiate the deal so I guess whatever I saved in the room ....... back it went on lady drinks !

@ Ceenotes ,

yeah this trip was for me like none other before..
even though I did have a budget on this trip , I had more money to spend then all other trips combined to L.O.S.
now that I look back on my spending on lady drinks and also bought those little balls that you throw on the stage a lot.... yeah I did not wanna be a cheap charlie on this trip so I guess my generiosity cost me..
but with all the girls back in my room I did re negotiate the deal so I guess whatever I saved in the room ....... back it went on lady drinks !

THM,

Do you drink? I didn't see it in your expense report.

Since all the drinks are water-downed. I can spend easily 2500-3000+THB a day on drinks just on myself.

(Can't complain..I bought 4 drinks last night and my tab was $56 before tip)

@ Ceenotes ,

I do drink but I limit myself to three thai whiskeys when in a GoGo bar and maybe one beer..... so I guess I am a very light drinker

I cannot handle myself well in bed when FUCKING UNDER INFLUENCE of alcohol !

looks like you are a heavy drinker , perhaps you can FUCK UNDER INFLUENCE so kudos !

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on November 14, 2016)

if everything goes ok , I am hoping to be in Pattaya for at least 3 weeks in Feb or March or for sure April of 2017......
I was this year in Pattaya in April and it was super hot !
very hot ! !
but since I am coming from Chicago were its cold and windy , I really don't mind very HOT WEATHER !

T.H.M.

reading posts on Hombre , I conclude that most of you are not to keen ( showing eagerness or enthusiasm ) upon meeting other HOMBRE mongers , , ,
especially A HAPPY MONGER !

in the past I wanted to meet some of you , but now if i ever will ever meet any of Hombre mongers is fine , or never thats fine too

cheers ,

one observation I would like to make is that in my personal humble opinion GFE in Pattaya is abundant. ..noted is that some of us prefer ST only but my preference is always LT.
however I am debating if I should do only Short Time on my next trip...
I know that in Thailand short time is not as short as in other countries , but I prefer to be pampered for hours from head to toe !
I just hate rushed sessions , hate them with a passion

cheers ,
THM

THM,

Sorry for coming in late on this. It's nice to get a Thailand report and those were some nice pulls. If you got a fat wallet these days Pattaya apparently can still be fun. I could care less about how you eat and what you spend on the girls, it's your trip and as far as I'm concerned Bangkok and Pattaya both have already been ruined by high prices. It's been many years since US Army privates can roll into Pattaya and feel rich. Russian embezzler has become the demographic this town caters to for about 10 years now.

I've had I think 2 bareback sessions in all of my 13 trips to Thailand. I guess that shows the value of repeating girls sometimes. My advice. Get a vasectomy if you're gonna bareback. The STDs notwithstanding, you'll really enjoy bareback sex to the fullest knowing you're not going to saddle a girl with a baby.

@ BigPoppa ,

I agree ,
when I visited Pattaya for the first time in March of 2006 I pullled a girl from Happy GoGo for 2500 baht negotiated with her a bit and was happy with 2000 baht , barfine was 500 baht

this year on my April trip Happy GoGo - Baccara - Peppermint mamasans were asking for 5000 baht longtime , 3000 baht ST and 800 BF

most other GoGo's were asking for 1500 baht BF
and 3000-5000 baht LT....

I also visited the many new GoGo's on Soi Lk Metro and to my surprise were asking the same prices as GoGo's on Walking Street.

Another observation that I would like to make is that the best GoGo bar with the best pussy was BACCARA in Pattaya.... I visited a couple of times and in my opinion no other bar came close to them ..
that is my personal opinion

chers ,

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on November 23, 2016)

THM,

If you like LT sessions then stick to LT.
I prefer ST since I rather save my load for another girl in a few hours. Some girls fall asleep at 1am in my bed as I come out of the shower and its painful to bug the shit of them to get dressed and get going.

I didn't see much in Bacara a few months ago as prior. But it was slow season.

@ Ceenotes ,

my April trip was targetted 100% for Walking Street. Like I said earlier I am not into those perfect 10's , not that good looks do not matter ....of course they do but 2 me a 6 or 7 with a nice sense of humor and good personality and eagerness to please me 100% is better then a perfect 10 who wants to fuck me for 5 min , take my hard earned 3000 baht and race out the door as fast as a rocket in hopes of grabing another 5 min fuck...

yeah I do love LT because it helps me bond with the girl should there be at least a minimal connection...

of course we all have different styles of mongering but in the end we share one goal ,

enjoy it to the fullest !

Walking St is great!

I'm the opposite. I try to look for the 7+ to take my hard earned 1000 THB then fuck them for 20-30 min....instead of a race, I open the front door open when I finish, still with my condom on.

Rest up, have a cold beer and then back to walking st in search of my next ST.

I don't speak Thai...so LT will be difficult. Only topic will be the basic chatter of when you come back to Thailand, how's your family, you very nice man,etc etc.

I just LOVE Thai pussy !

I don't speak Thai either , but I just love to see these girls do their best to communicate with me in their broken English. being a bilingual person myself , I have no problem understanding them.

yeah they do resort to the same basic chatter , but when they are with me for long time , some will go extra mile in learning new phrases and words....

also I like to fuck my ladies, I mean really fuck them 45 min. to well over an hour , I pound them so hard that they can barely walk when I am done.. Long times are better at acheiving this..... because after the first session I let them rest and give them the finalle fucking of their life...
This in a short time session is almost impossible for me..

what is your favorite GoGo on Walking Street ?

(Message edited by The_happy_monge on November 27, 2016)

The Google Translate app makes having conversations easier. Of course they may not be deep discussions of the meaning of life, but it definitely makes communication (cum-munication?) easy.

@ Hunterman ,
totally agree that CUM-MUNICATION doesn't require too much chatter .

on my coming trip to pattaya in March of 2017 , I will probably spend more time on Soi LK Metro , Soi 6 , Soi 7-8 and some others bars out of the main... I am thinking even Jomtiem area and of course as a last resort there is always WALKING STREET .
Thinking about visiting even a massage parlor , and even ordering me 2 special pussies from EDEN CLUB.

your report, dee mak mak.

@ greengrasser.............jing ?

Baccara in both Pattaya and Bangkok are great for good looking girls, Baccara in Bangkok is great for taking a girl from Pattaya, I'm always mystified as to why they pick a particular girl when I ask them which one they like.

mr. Red Bus............. even though my my main girl came from Taboo A Go Go . I will say that in my humble opinion the best go go bar girls in Pattaya are to be found in
1. BACCARA GOGO
2. ANGELWITCH GOGO
3. HAPPY GOGO
4. FAHRENHEIT

Yes I agree, gorgeous girls in the gogos you named.