Wake up at 9:00am, call the Bangkok Golf Club directly and ask if I can get a tee-time. When they understood I was alone, they said just come on over, but I would probably have to join another party. I called Julie taxi and arranged for a car to pick me up at 11:00am. Got to the course and was on the links by 12:00pm - didn't have to join anyone. I told the driver he could pick me up at 4:30pm - plenty of time for 18 holes and a couple of drinks in the clubhouse afterwards. Round-trip by Julie Taxi was 1,000 baht. Played a nice round of golf, hit the showers, had a drink and walked outside to find the driver waiting. Dropped my clubs off at the Omni, went to Louis Tailors for a second fitting on the suits and went to WINWAN Thai Massage on Sukhumvit, across from the Sheraton near Soi 3. Feeling rested, went back to the Omni, changed and - not being able to resist a juicy confrontation, took a cab to the Long Gun to see what happened last night. I get there and Nat is on stage and won't look at me. Finishes her set, and runs off near the bathroom. I go to the bathroom and she runs upstairs. At this point I should just walk out - I'm single, I have a pocketful of cash and I'm in Bangkok. But as Woody Allen says, the heart is a very fickle muscle, plus I want to know what I did wrong. Two of Nat's friends, Paw and Khing see what's going on and come over to ask me what's up. I explain about the previous evening, how she stood me up and now she won't talk to me. I buy them drinks and they act as intermediaries. 10 minutes later Nat comes over and says that I pissed her off by buying another girl (who I had no interest in) a drink while she was onstage. I explained that drinks are cheap, I'm a generous guy and I buy a lot of drinks - I bought her friends drinks because that's how I am. Her friends say something in Thai and then she's all apologetic, saying her mother burned herself in the apartment, and that has her very worried and that's why she was behaving badly. She's concerned because she has to stay at the bar until 2:00am and maybe her mother needs help. So I come up with the solution. I say, I'll pay your bar fine so you can go home to your mother, but I don't want to be alone tonite - I'm going to barfine Paw and Khing and go out with them. She says no problem and is all happy now and she says she wants to go out with me on Friday and Saturday. So I settle the 3 bar fines and drinks, about 2,500 baht. She goes home and Paw, 23 from Isaan and Khing, 25 from Chaing Mai and I head across the street for some dinner. Their English isn't bad and we have a real interesting conversation. Paw, who knows Nat very well says Nat has been acting very strangely since she came back from her honeymoon. WHOA NELLY!!! It turns out that Nat, whose real name is Ohm, fell for an American and went to her village in Korat and got married. She hadn't worked at the Long Gun in 2 months and had just come back last week. Her husband didn't want her to work at the bar anymore, but Nat likes to dance, likes the bar and is bored without a job. Plus, she really isn't 19, and won't be able to get a visa to leave for the states for at least 2 years. So the husband, who is back in the states, says it's ok for her to work at the bar, but she cannot be barfined. Well, I guess rules were made to be broken. Paw assumed I knew all this, but since I hadn't kept in contact with her since November and had only talked to her for a total of 20 minutes between Sunday and today, how was I to know? But more importantly, what did I care? As long as she keeps me happy during my vacation, she could be one of Osama's 72 virgins - I really don't care. Who am I top make moral judgments? Anyway, the three of us head over to the Omni and start going at it. Paw and Khing are very much into each other, and I'm happy to watch. The action moves to the bedroom and a very nice threesome ensues - back and forth with both girls and I finish in Paw. I've got to say that I was much more attracted to these two than the Eden girls, and I thought their performance was more "real". Don't get me wrong, I had a great time with the Eden girls, but even their moaning sounded scripted. Paw and Khing were the real deal. Khing got up to take a shower and said she was going out to meet her "boyfriend" She was very pleased with the 1,500 baht I gave her. Paw and I stayed in bed and talked a little. She couldn't understand how Nat getting married didn't upset me. I tried to explain that I had a great time with Nat in November and hopefully I'd have a great time with her tomorrow and/or Saturday. Apart from that, I really didn't care. She kept saying "I think you love Nat, now you no eat, you no sleep." And I'm like - look at me, does it look like I'm not eating? And I can't sleep because you won't shut the fuck up. It was actually a very comical conversation and it would have kept going but I had arranged to be picked up at 7:30am for a fishing trip and it was now 5:00am. Paw starts to go down on me and completes what may have been the best BBBJ I've ever gotten. Her mouth was like silk. We go to sleep around 5:30 and awaited the dreaded phone call to let me know the driver is downstairs.

Photos: PawKhing 1 PawKhing 2 PawKhing 3 PawKhing 4 Paw 1 Paw 2