2004/12 d'Artagnan - Darting Through Singapore

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By d'Artagnan on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 11:08 am:  Edit

I. LAX to Singapore

LAX the Sunday after Thanksgiving was a mess. I thought I might be OK having a flight just after midnight, but it turned out a TON of people had flights after midnight. Fortunately I have Platinum status on AA, the equivalent of Sapphire on Cathay, so I breezed through business class with no bags to check. I was misdirected after receiving my tickets, though, and wasted about 20 minutes standing in lines I didn't have to stand in. Eventually I figured it out and stepped into the proper line for passengers without checked bags and made it to the transit area.

I used the voucher I received with my ticket to enter the Cathay Pacific lounge. It was much smaller than I envisioned, mostly just a large room full of chairs with an area set aside for free snacks and drinks, including alcholic beverages. It's too bad American can't offer the same. They didn't have internet access, so I whittled away the time watching Buffy on my portable DVD player. I have a laptop as well, but it's a pain in the ass to connect the drive, startup, shutdown, etc...

The first thing I checked on the plane was the power outlet. I carry a transformer whenever I travel and select seats that have power recepticles whenever possible. The opening was different than I usually find on American, but I found that my cigarette lighter attachment came off and that I could then plug it in. Power was not yet available, so I just buckled myself in and prepared for the long flight.

Cathay planes have a really nice entertainment system. They have a bunch of new and old movies, as well as a wide variety of other programming, running on cycles throughout the flight. I was more interested in getting through season 7 of Buffy, plus I kept missing the start of the movies, so I didn't spend much time on their system. Some of the movies available were Collateral, Catwoman, the Bourne Supremacy, and I, Robot. At the time these were either not yet released or just released in the video stores.

Several meals, several discs of Buffy, and a lot of hours of sleep later, and we were landing in Hong Kong. The Cathay lounge here did have internet access, but I only got to use it briefly. After only a short wait, I was on another flight several hours away from Singapore.

Immigration was a breeze, although I was slightly delayed when part of my form torn off and fell on the ground somewhere. (I had to exit the line to fill out a new form) Customs paid no attention to me.

I converted some money into Singapore dollars at the exchange booth at a rate of about 1.615 Singapore Dollars (SGD) to the US dollar. A cab driver was inside the building offering his services, but I walked past him to spot only one other driver outside. He quoted me $35 SGD, which was too high, but with the lack of other taxis around I doubted he'd come down to an acceptable level. Besides, I was kind of interested in following the advice of my Lonely Planet guide and taking the train to my destination for approximately $3 SGD.

The tourist counter directed me to a tram to take me to the other terminal where the MRT (Mass Rapid Transit) station was. A few minutes later and I was in another building where I had to walk down a series of stairs to the station. Customer service reps at the station helped to identify my destination stop as Kallang. I then walked to one of the ticket machines where I pushed the Kallang button and deposited my money to receive a credit card sized pass as a ticket. The ticket would then be scanned at gates to enter and exit the boarding area. It was all very efficient. The ticket could then be returned to the ticket machine (not necessarily the same day) for a return of a $1 SGD deposit.

The maps I had weren't very good, but it appeared to me that the Aljunied station (the one before Kallang) was a lot closer to my destination. I went with my gut feeling and got off at Aljunied. I didn't have to walk long in the heat before I decided to flag down a cab. About 5 minutes and $3 SGD more later, and I was at the Princess Hotel 81 on Lorong 12 in Geylang. (Note: I would later discover that Lorong 12 is pretty much centered between the Aljunied station at Sims and Lorong 25, and the Kallang station at Sims and Lorong 1)

Geylang 81

I had made last minute reservations at Princess when I couldn't Priceline a Orchard Road hotel for a reasonable price, but they didn't seem to have it. Not that it mattered, they had rooms and it didn't seem like the Hotel 81 chain was the type that filled up often anyways, plus there were a ton of them in the Geylang area. I got a standard room for a single night at the rate of $59 SGD ($37US). The room was very basic, but clean and functional. The only thing that bothered me a little was a sign downstairs that said no guests after 11pm, but Mongerx would later explain to me that meant guests like guys and girls for a party. My type of guests would be fine.

princess room1

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 11:18 am:  Edit

II. Got Lucky My First Day

Mongerx had given me his number. I gave him a call, but he didn't answer. I believe he had not yet gotten back from some other trip yet. For the moment I was on my own. Being early afternoon there was virtually no street action, so I thumbed through my printouts to find Bingo's map and report (2002/10 Bingo - 17 Days in Singapore With a 7 Day Side Trip to Angeles City) to come up with a plan. I wanted to get started right away, before I did any kind of "tourist" exploring, so it looked like my best bet was the Thai brothels. (I did not yet know much of the Malay/Chinese callhouses) I set off to check out the Thai brothels on Lorong 18.

I walked much of the nearby area first before coming up Lorong 16 from Guillemard and crossing Westerhout to Lorong 18. I spotted what appeared to a tall attractive girl looking at the birds in a cage at #44. Her height threw me off, though. I wondered whether there were ladyboys around in this area. I continued walking up 18 eyeing the line of brothels on my left. They appeared to be just opening, or some were opening. Others appeared closed. It was still early, so I walked around a bit more before returning.

#44 was my first stop. These Thai brothels reminded me of Annie's in BKK: small, limited selection, most I wouldn't do. Actually it wasn't that bad. Most of the girls were cute enough to do, but few met my standards for what I'd typically pay for. I stopped in #44, #42, and #40 before I got lucky at #38.

Actually I met Lucky at #38. That's what #66 told me her name was.

Let's rewind a bit. The layout of these Thai brothels are mostly similar. From the street you'll usually see an open doorway, usually with at least one or two scraggly male workers standing nearby beckoning for you to come in. From an angle you may be able to see the a small part of the section the girls sit behind. Once you enter, they'll ask you to sit down and choose a girl. Often they'll start rattling off their numbers as recommendations. These guys can be FUCKING annoying as hell...but I'll touch on that later.

If you come early, before 3pm-4pm when most of them have just opened, the girls may need to be called out or may be sitting in their glass enclosure putting on makeup. Most of the enclosures are about the same size as the ones at Annie's, maybe a little bigger, but in any case you usually won't see more than 10-15 girls at any one Thai brothel.

I found two nice ones at House #38, and decided on #66 shortly before I was about to lose my temper from the nonstop babbling crooked yellow toothed motherfucker reject that was pestering me to make a choice after I had been in for less than two minutes.

The $80 SGD ($50 US) price House #38 charged was pretty much standard for foreigners, although some houses quoted me less. I paid at the counter and was led upstairs by #66, who introduced herself as Lucky as we walked up the stairs.

It was obvious from the decor of the room that this was where Lucky lived while she fulfilled whatever contract she had for working there. Her personality was very bubbly, common for Thai girls, and she seemed genuinely very happy that I had chosen her.

After disrobing, Lucky pulled me into the shower where she cleaned me up thoroughly while rubbing her body against mine. I had hoped for BBBJ, but was hardly surprised to not receive one considering the signs plastered in her bathroom and bedroom about strict condom use and STD prevention. There really were a lot of signs.

She gave me a few pecks, but there wasn't a lot of kissing either. The BJ that came was covered as expected, but the sex that followed was full of the animation and enthusiams you would expect from a Thai girl. Although not up to BKK or Pattaya standards, after my long flight, my warm-up session with Lucky was still very enjoyable and just the start of a great trip. For most Asia fans, especially AC and LOS lovers, the Thai brothels in Singapore may be a letdown. But for someone whose main stomping ground is TJ, it was easy to appreciate the place for what it was and still have a great time.

I did a bit more walking around before deciding to head back to the hotel for some rest. I expected an eventful night ahead.

By Laguy on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 11:42 am:  Edit

d'Art: Nice report. During my brief stay in Singapore, I also checked out the Thai brothels and found them okay, although nothing like what you find in Thailand. I walked into one of the Malay brothels but did not order (which is what you need to do there; at least when I was there the girls were not on premises but arrived by taxi when there was a customer). I remember the Malay brothels were more expensive than the Thai brothels, supposedly because the Malays gave better service. I look forward to hearing about your experiences with the Malays.

By Crazier on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 03:47 pm:  Edit

Laguy,

Its a misnomer to call them "Malay" brothels.

Should be brothels with Malaysian Chinese girls.

As for Malays girls in these brothels, there are at the most several Malay girls which you can specifically ask for with the brothel keepers.

Yes, the service in these brothels (overall) are better than the Thai brothels. However, once you have made many visits, you will find that most of the girls have a "set piece" which they try to perform to perfection; any variations dependent on your inputs.

dArt,

Nice to see your TR finally appearing. Awaiting the rest of it all to see your perspective of things.

By Admin on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 04:16 pm:  Edit

Photo: Lucky 01

By Khun_mor on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 06:25 pm:  Edit

Very nice looking girl indeed. I guess someone nicknamed her Lucky after seeing the sweater meat she inherited from her mother.

Great report as we have all become used to getting from you.

By Blazers on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 07:18 pm:  Edit

"nonstop babbling crooked yellow toothed motherfucker reject"....hahah...know exactly what you're talking about, been there done that. The Indo booking joints have some of the same characters.

By Mongerx on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 09:11 pm:  Edit

The Thai fishbowl at Lorong 18 house number 38, usually has the best looking line up of that part of Geylang. However, the service is usually pretty SOP there. Also, this house is interesting in that it has a large Japanese customer base, and we all know how the Japanese don't like to mix. So if there are any Japanese customers the Pimps won't let you in.

However, I actually get along well with this particular "nonstop babbling crooked yellow toothed motherfucker reject" and he actaully is pretty reasonable with me. I always can take a look during the day and also at night whne no Japanese are enjoying. This is pretty risky as I get the impression once a it is known that a white devil has strected out and infected their whore's pussies with his HIV infected monster penis, amny of the japanese will no longer visit.

As for the BBBJ in the Thai Brothels, yes you do get them sometimes despite the posters plastered all over the place about 100% condom usage. I would say the probability of a BBBJ on a first random visit would be about 30%.

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 09:31 pm:  Edit

I had forgotten how annoying the papasans can be in Thailand if you spend too much time in front of the fishbowl, but they were nothing compared to some of the drudge scraped from pig anuses to work the Thai brothels in Singapore.

Actually, I'm exagerrating a little. NBCYTMFR of #38 was much better after that first day. He even wore decent shirts, looked showered, and took his hair out of the silly ponytail tied on TOP of his head (yes, like on a baby girl) the rest of the time I saw him. It wasn't until towards the end of my trip that I ran across guys at House #14 on Lorong 18 that really pissed the shit out of me. During the visits in-between I had no problems and mostly just ignored the prattling.

Still, for Asia and especially considering how nice Singapore is, I tend to expect more such as the well groomed and well dressed papasans in Thailand or better yet, mamasans and hostesses such as you might find in the Philippines. The appearance and personality of some of these Thai brothel guys just give you the feeling you're trolling the armpit of sex venues in Asia.

By d'Artagnan on Monday, December 20, 2004 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

III. Milky Yuki

I discovered I was more tired than I had realized when I woke up and it was dark out. I briefly freshened up and made my way downstairs.

The streets outside had transformed from what had appeared to be your run-of-the-mill residential area to a bustling hive of men winding their way in and out of working girls lining the streets.

Bingo's report in the previous chapter gives a decent but incomplete illustration of the street action in Geylang. I found his chart of where the different girls were located helpful. Murasaki also gives a good summary of the layout of Geylang street scene in his report, 2003/02 Murasaki - Breaking the Century Mark in Singapore. I'll go ahead and give it my own go.

A majority of the street girls stand on the even numbered Lorongs between Geylang Road and Guillemard Road (see Hotel 81 Map above for visual reference, Guillemard is the unmarked road running parallel to Geylang to the south). Most will stand near or directly in front of the hotels they prefer to work out of. They usuallly will not stand if front of the Thai or Chinese brothels. Some can also be found on the north side of Geylang road, the extent of which I do not know since I should have, but did not investigate. From what I understand, though, the vast majority are to the south of Geylang Road.

The girls tend to hang out in areas based on their origin countries. As you enter different areas, you'll see groups of Chinese girls, or Indonesians, or Indians, or Thais. I'm not sure of the full extent of nationalities working, but we also saw a few Mexicans, a couple Venezuelans, and someone mentioned to me there were a couple of Russians. For those with "different" tastes, there were also some convincing and some not-so-convincing ladyboys working.

I personally preferred the Chinese girls by far. They seemed to be mostly concentrated on Lorong 10 and the north end of Lorong 12, with some more on Talma Road starting from Lorong 10 running west directly into the lot and alley behind Darlene Hotel at the intersection of Talma and Lorong 8.

I saw many doable Indonesians, but it was hard for me to choose them over the Chinese looks I preferred. The best Indonesians seemed to be located in an "L" shaped section starting from about midblock on Lorong 12 between Geylang and Talma, then running south to Talma Road, then to the west ending where Talma meets Lorong 10.

I saw one Indian girl with really long hair I could have done if it was free or she paid me. Most of the Indian street girls I saw during my trip I did not find attractive. (I did see attractive "normal" Indian girls in shops and walking about) The Indians seemed to be concentrated in a dark alleyway connecting Lorong 18 and Lorong 20 just south of Geylang Road. This area smelled funny. At least one of the reports said it was some of the Indian men populating the area.

There were, of course, girls lining the blocks on many of the streets in the Geylang Road-Lorong 20-Guillemard Road-Lorong 6 rectangle that I did not describe above, but for the most part they seemed to be of lower quality in looks. There were a number of exceptions, of course.

Back to my story...I did not have to walk for very long before I spotted a milky-skinned Chinese girl that really impressed me. She was standing on the west side of Lorong 10 a little bit north of Talma and directly in front of her hotel. My plan was to explore the whole area before even stopping to talk, but this girl had looks I really liked. She reminded me of one of the cutest girls I pulled out of the EDSA complex in Manila. (Manila GGC) After a couple other dudes finished talking to her, I approached her to ask her name and if she spoke English. She introduced herself as Yuki and told me she spoke a little English. The next bit of that little English was a "Let's Go" invite to the hotel. I asked her price and received a $100 SGD ($61) quote which was expected for many of the Chinese girls. I told Yuki I was going to walk around a bit but that I'd be back. Usually I say this when I'm not interested, but in this case I figured I would probably be back, if not tonight then another day.

I spent the next hour or so walking the entire area to get a feel for the talent level. I thought it was pretty decent. I clearly favored the Chinese and I didn't spot anyone at the time that I was more attracted to than Yuki. I made my way back to Lorong 10 and secured the deal to the room with her. I think the fee for the short-time room was $10 SGD, but I'm not certain on that. We got into the elevator and up to our room.

The room was decent and clean. We showered up before we got started. The Chinese girls have a reputation for being better looking but worse providers on average, so I didn't expect much. Lack of kissing on the mouth and a decent covered BJ was no surprise, but some nice auditory and even better facial expressions during the sex made for a worthwhile session IMO.

By Blazers on Monday, December 20, 2004 - 10:28 pm:  Edit

I have only been with 8 Chinese girls in my life and they HAVE ALL BEEN AWEFUL in the sack...of course only 3 of them have been overseas and the rest here in the states but it suprises me that a country of a billion people managed to have such a huge population growth at one time with so many beautiful women that have no clue how to fuck.

By Admin on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 12:25 am:  Edit

Photo: Yuki 02

By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 06:39 pm:  Edit

IV. No Escaping Vulcans

I was able to get ahold of MongerX and we chatted a bit. I briefed him on my adventures thus far and we made tentative plans for lunch the next day and a visit to Batam the day after. He was supposed to go earlier to meet up with Socrates, but he wasn't sure if he could make it since he had just returned and needed some rest or something like that.

Having worked up an appetite, I decided to check out the hawker stalls for some food. I found a place on the corner of Geylang and I think, Lorong 14 that had a Chicken Curry dish that sounded appealing. $4 SGD ($2.50 US) and a couple minutes later and I was a happy man chowing down on a hearty and inexpensive meal that had a nice spicy little kick to it.

After dinner I returned to my rounds of the Geylang streets. I had to do a lot of walking around since I had come off my diet as I usually do on trips. While walking the small alleyway parallel to Geylang between Lorong 10 and Lorong 12 around the corner from Hotel Ascendere, I spotted a tall, long-haired brunette cutie in matching light blue blouse and pants. She had a little bit of a stomach, but otherwise I thought she was uniquely attractive from what I could make out in the dim lighting. That extra second or two of a look was all it took for her to throw herself in front of me. I couldn't understand her name, but she was Chinese and quoted $80 SGD ($49 USD). I paused to think about it as I usually like to pace myself at 2 per day. I didn't say anything for a moment, but she took that as a yes and grabbed me by the wrist and started to drag me towards the Ascendere. I found her peppy aggressiveness attractive, so I went along for my third session.

I paid the Hotel fee at the counter and asked her name twice more, once in the elevator and once in the room, but I still couldn't understand it. I stopped asking at that point. The session that followed was similar to the previous one with Yuki. The BJ was covered and no kissing, but the sex acting seemed more natural and convincing than the sessions I'm accustomed to in TJ. I had a good time.

When I got back to my room I transferred all of my photos from my camera to my laptop. I liked how Lucky and Yuki came out, but I was a little disappointed in the shots of my most recent date. She appeared more attractive in person, in the photos I thought she looked a little odd and in one shot reminded me of Spock. I decided I'd refer to her as Vulcan Girl.

Even with my nap I was still a bit tired from the long flight so I called it an early night. I hopped in bed with a plan to get an early start on my first full day in Singapore.

By Admin on Thursday, December 23, 2004 - 08:09 am:  Edit

Photos: Vulcan Girl 03 04

By Khun_mor on Thursday, December 23, 2004 - 11:21 pm:  Edit

She can't be Vulcan. She's got the wrong fingers split apart.

If she is Vulcan however beam me on board Scottie. I think she's a hottie. Love to do a mind meld or groin meld with her.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 12:32 pm:  Edit

Star Trek: Next Generation...you know, rebellious Vulcan youth. She really did look better in person. I was surprised, though, it was either MongerX or Socrates that was also more impressed with her photos than I expected.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 12:33 pm:  Edit

V. Day Two: Spicy Indian, Thai Bargain

I woke up early the next morning and took a walk around the Geylang blocks for some exercise. I also stopped at the 81 Orchid and 81 Palace to check out if the rooms were any different. I liked both hotels just slightly less in terms of room size and appearance (which varied little), but Palace did have the Intenet access. The only problem was that it was out of service for the day. Afterwards I stopped at a hole-in-the wall Indian restaurant on Geylang near Lorong 12 for some light grub. The food was decent, chicken and lamb curry dishes over some white rice with vegetables and served on what I believe was a banana leaf mat. I returned to my hotel where I extended my stay by another day.

I woke MongerX with my call later that morning about our lunch arrangements. We agreed on Indian food at a restaurant he liked that was relatively near Orchard Road, my next destination. After we got off the phone, I hiked on over to the Kallang MRT station to figure out the ride to the Orchard Station. I wanted to find an Internet cafe on Orchard and familiarize myself with the area in my free time before our lunch.

The route was simple enough, I had to travel three stops west to the City Hall interchange, then three stops north to the Orchard station. The fare was just over $2 SGD including the $1 SGD deposit. Within a few minutes of arriving at Kallang, I boarded the train heading west. About 5-6 minutes later and we arrived at City Hall where I had just enough time to cross the platform and board the NS line heading north. Another 5-6 minutes later and we arrived at Orchard. I hadn't bothered to check my map beforehand, so I ended up exiting on the wrong side of the station on Orchard Bouelvard, south of Orchard Road. I ended up walking a long route around to get to Orchard Road.

I quickly made my way down the Orchard to find a nice-sized iCafe inside the Far East Shopping Plaza, but upon asking the time after requesting a computer, I found I only had 25 minutes to make it to lunch. The time spent walking to and from the MRT stations had added up quickly. I canceled the computer usage and returned outside to catch a cab to Sammy's Curry Restaurant (I believe that was the name, I'll have MongerX confirm the details).

My cab driver wasn't familiar with the restaurant, but he knew the nearby landmark that MongerX gave me just in case. We arrived in about 10 minutes at a small field that had a sign identifying it as part of the Civic Service Club (need to confirm this, too). I had the taxi take me up a short hill to a small business area that appeared to have some stores and a restaurant.

I walked around the area, but no Sammy's. I walked back down the small hill and up another small hill, but no Sammy's. I returned to the first area and inquired at a furniture store where a clerk informed me I had to return back down the hill near the entrance to get to Sammy's. As I started walking back down the hill, a cab dropped someone off nearby. I hailed him to catch a short ride down the street near the entrance to the main road.

There was a restaurant where I expected there to be one, but it didn't look like it was named Sammy's. Still, I exited the cab and walked up the path to the restaurant. A waiter at this restaurant instructed me to return back up the hill and make the first right to find Sammy's down a path. No cabs were nearby, so I started walking back up the hill I had just come down.

Probably a good 10 minute uphill walk and I found myself back where I started. That first right ended up being the street leading to the furniture store. I took a small detour down a street to the left just in case, but that ended up being some area for police. I returned to the shops near the furniture store and asked someone else. This person directed me down a smaller road that was nearby, rather than the main road leading to the exit. I think the furniture store clerk had thought I came up a different road that ran parallel to the one I had been on which appeared to be like a back entrance. I'm not sure because I never did get comprehensive overview of this area.

About 30 minutes after we were supposed to meet (perhaps more) I found a restaurant that looked like the one described, but it appeared to have a different name. I walked by and saw one guy that could have been MongerX, but he didn't seem to recognize me from the description I gave him of myself. I walked around to what I believe was the front of the restaurant before I spotted a sign saying Sammy's, so I returned check out the dining area. No one else looked like the guy I was looking for, so I approached the guy sitting alone. Soon MongerX and I were enjoying a hearty meal of Indians served directly on our banana leaf mats. We ate a lot of food for a great price, I'll just have to remember next time which dishes stain skin or else eat everything with utensils, I ended up getting deep stains on my right hand that I wasn't sure would be easy to remove that day.

Over lunch we spoke of various things including travel, hobbyist options in Singapore, the day's plans, and a trip to Batam. MongerX still wasn't 100% on when exactly he was going, either today or tomorrow, but I was definitely going the next day. We made plans to talk again later about traveling together or meeting up in Batam.

We took a short walk back down to the outside row where we caught separate taxis. I returned to Geylang to Lorong 18 again where the Thai brothels had recently opened up. NBCYTMFR of #38 recognized me and called me over. He was much more presentable this day and far less obnoxious. A cute tall brunette was available, but Lucky was also there and I didn't want to pick another girl in front of her so soon afterwards. The other Thai brothels nearby had a few options for $80 SGD, but nothing that really struck me.

I ended up walking down Westerhout onto Lorong 20 where a tout outside talked me into checking his place out. I was pleasantly surprised by a young Thai cutie that was available among their less attractive options, and was even more surprised to be offered a lower quote of $40 SGD ($25) for a full length short-time session.

Bargain Girl's services were well performed for a $40 SGD Thai Brothel quicky. She was very friendly and accomodating. I normally don't give tips where not expected, but I felt Bargain Girl was worth it and gave her a little bit extra.

On exiting the Lorong 20 Thai Brothel I spotted what appeared to be an attractive, Japanese-looking girl in a full-length dress crossing the street from one building to another. I walked south towards Guillemard in her direction and soon saw another Japanese-looking girl crossing in the opposite direction. These girls were exiting and leaving what appeared to be brothels, but they appeared different than the Thai brothels which were more open and often had a portion of the fishbowl visible from the street. I assumed they were probably the Chinese/Malay callhouses MongerX had told me about, but the look of these girls on Lorong 20 seemed different from others I saw randomly coming and going and had me particularly intrigued.

By Admin on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 02:00 pm:  Edit

Photos: Bargain Girl 05 06

By Khun_mor on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 06:13 pm:  Edit

Seems a lot of people have trouble hooking with MX for the first time. At least you got the right guy- not like the embarrasing experience Don Marco and I had in Pattaya looking for MX.

"A cute tall brunette was available, but Lucky was also there and I didn't want to pick another girl in front of her so soon afterwards. "

Isn't it amazing how far we go to avoid hurting the feelings of prostitutes ?
Why is it we feel they will be heartbroken if we choose another girl ? Not flaming you- I'm way more guilty than most of avoiding bruised feelings - it just seems so strange when you realize it's just a job for them.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 10:36 pm:  Edit

I'm surprised you asked (rhetorically, I understand). It's a culture thing which seems to be particularly strong among Thais, the flip side of the unabashed glee you see when you pick a Thai girl at an MP. The concern is the same among other Asians but less so. I'm a little careful in TJ because I visit so much, but generally for non-asians it's not an issue. No problem at all for Germany where my last trip was or for any other western country I've visited.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 10:37 pm:  Edit

VI. Jabber-Walker

I started to head west on Westerhout back towards the Princess Hotel and had just rounded the corner onto Lorong 16 when I spotted what appeared to be a tall, gorgeous brunette in a long blue dress and holding an umbrella to shade herself from the sun. She was headed north and disappeared into house #37 on Logong 16.

With the umbrella and her quick pace, I didn't get as nice a look as I wanted, but the image I remembered haunted me. I continued north up 16, then doubled back. I observed the outside of House #37 and wondered what was inside. At this point I was still new to the Geylang scene and did not know the for sure that the place was a brothel and imagined the embarassment of walking up and knocking on the door of someone's home. I wasn't prepared for another session anyways, so I returned to my hotel to get ready to do some more exploring for the day.

I decided to head back to Orchard to use the iCafe. On the way to the Kallang MRT station, I stopped by a cellphone store to get an $18 SGD ($11 US) SIMM bard for my unlocked tri-band T-mobile phone. I called MongerX from my new number to test the phone, we now had a much easier means of communication. I'll definitely be getting SIMM cards for my phone on future trips.

I continued to the Kallang MRT station and rode the train to Orchard. My original plans on arriving in Singapore had been to spend the first night or two checking out the Orchard Tower scene under the assumption that the best talent would be located there, and that if the quantity and quality of the situation warranted it, I could always fall back on OT for my late evening fun. However, my failure to secure a room via what I thought was a reasonable Priceline bid altered my plan. I decided I had plenty of time to check out OT, and would try to secure a room nearby rather than dragging one of the more upscale girls back to my place in Geylang. MongerX recommended I try the Orchard Hotel and the http://www.asiahotels.com website to secure a room at a lower rate. I did this at the iCafe, scheduling a room for the Saturday and Sunday upon my return from Batam at a rate of $100 US per night including taxes.

After the iCafe, I spent the next two or so hours exploring nearby shops and familiarizing myself with the area surrounding Orchard Towers. I spotted Orchard Parade directly across from the Orchard Hotel as another close alternative. I entered the two buildings comrprising OT and explored each floor. I noted the location of Top Ten, supposedly the creme of the crop for OT. On the way back I stopped in Shaw Center, an entertainment center where they show recent film releases. I watched my first previews of Blade Trinity on the large screens outside of the building. The intersection of Orchard Road and Scotts Road where Shaw Center was located was a very busy one and one of the more intricately decorated sections of the street. It had recently gotten dark, so I stopped for some time to appreciate the sights and sounds generated by the busy Christmas season.

I rode the MRT back to Kallang, and started to think again about Blue Dress #37. Her image continued to haunt me. From what I had gathered about the protocol at the Chinese/Malay callhouses, which I assumed was the kind of establishment I saw her enter, she seemed to be the most logical choice for me. I headed straight to Lorong 16 where I walked in the door at House #37.

I was greeted by a friendly guy who had me take a seat in a nearby curtained booth. I asked about the place and he explained the protocol as I expected it to be. I was to give the guy my price decision, $100 SGD ($62) or $200 SGD ($123) and a description of what I was looking for. He would then call a girl from his list that he thought most approximated my tastes. This was the part that made me most uncomforatable with the Chinese/Malay callhouses. I didn't really like the idea of someone trying to determine my concept of facial beauty, which is my most important qualifier. If it was an American it'd be a little different, as I think my tastes very closely resemble that of the Maxim cover perception of facial beauty. Foreigners, especially foreign men, almost always seem to get it wrong when it comes to picking out my opinion of the most beautiful face in a lineup.

Here's where I had my advantage. I described the girl that walked in between 4pm and 5pm. The log book they kept recorded three girls coming in at that time-frame. He called the one he thought matched my description. I would have preferred to wait, but I was already here and didn't want to miss the opportunity and end up wondering about this one girl. Five minutes later a girl arrived in a taxi. As she walked up I could tell it wasn't Blue Dress. I told the guy it wasn't her, so he sent her on her way.

We went back to the log and determined that my girl had to be Gigi, as the third girl, Helen, was short. Unfortunately, Gigi was done for the evening. I told the guys I would return, which I did plan to do when I got back from Batam over the weekend.

A short time later and an SMS message came onto my phone from MongerX. He was having dinner with friends in the alley near the intersetion of Geylang and Lorong 16. I called back on the phone to say I was on my way over and soon easily found the guys, one of them being Crazier. At this point, my report intersects with Chapter 7 of Crazier's Batam Escapades, Series VII - Back to Back Double Happiness - Geylang, Singapore & Nagoya, Batam. You can read Crazier's perspective of the rest of this chapter and the beginning of the next at the preceding link.

I wasn't hungry at the moment, but I had a mug of beer as they finished their meals. The guy Crazier refers to as Chili had to work early the next day, so he headed home after the meal, but the rest of us were soon set to explore. The streets were looking unusually empty, according to the other guys it was one of those nights were the police were out more visibly for what was a recent crackdown on the Geylang streetwalkers. It was a very unusual contrast to the previous night when the girls were everywhere. MongerX wanted to troll the coffee houses on Geylang where some of the girls hang out when the cops are patrolling. We saw little there except for a table full of ladyboys.

We continued up Guillemard to begin a tour of the Thai brothels after coming up Lorong 18 and rounding the corner at Westerhout. Touring these places with other guys was much easier than visiting them by myself. It seemed that by going in a group I wasn't the sole target of jabbering touts. What also might of helped was that many of the brothels were getting lots of business. Many only had a few girls left while others worked their clients in the back rooms during the police crackdown.

We then visited most of the Lorong 18 Thai brothels. MongerX and I both liked a fair skinned cute sitting in the corner at House #40, but noone bit. NBCYTMFR of #38 recognized MongerX and asked if he was the friend I had mentioned. I said yes. As MongerX mentioned above this place had one of the best lineups in his opinion. At the time I think they only had two girls available.

The others were interested in seeing if the street meat returned, but I dragged them over to Lorong 20 first. I wanted to ask about those places where I saw the Japanese-looking girls. The guys identified the houses as typical Chinese/Malay callhouses, but MongerX mentioned that he thought at least one of the places might special cater to Japanese and that he thought one was well known. With names like "Fuji Night", "Sakura Night", and Ogoto, this seemed to make sense.

We also stopped by House #40 on Lorong 20 where I picked Bargain Girl. She actually was available, but the others didn't seem impressed with her.

At the north end of Lorong 20 we found some of the girls back out on the streets. Our tour evolved into one of Street Girls.

Our starting point seemed to be the base for Indian girls and Sri Lankans, but I am only adding the Sri Lankans because Crazier mentioned it, I actually don't know how to identify them. The Indian girls I saw, though, I was hardly impressed with. We all seemed somewhat intrigued with one in a dark alley with really long hair well past her ass. I considered her for a future visit to add the first Indian girl to my list of unique countries, but I knew if I did it would pretty much only be for that reason. On a closer look she wasn't someone I'd normally pay for.

In the alleyways parallel to Geylang we spotted some Western girls. Crazier and MongerX spoke with them to find some from Venezuela and others from Mexico. They were doable and a dramatic alternative to all of the other asians lining the streets, but all their attitudes were questionable, especially the Mexicans. Lookwise, they were also a shadow of the latin talent I've found in Mexico and Central America. Thought tempting for the novelty, I knew it was unlikely I was going to try any of these girls out.

We headed south on Lorong 12 to check out the Indonesians that populated the area near the intersection with Talma Road across from the Princess. On the Lorong 12 part of the street we all took closer looks at two girls in particular. One was a petite skinny thing with long hair and short bangs. Another had a rounder face with light makeup and and wore a full length white dress, to me she looked more like a Dominicana than an Asian. Crazier and MongerX spent more time talking with these girls, I kind of stood back as I was eager to continue the tour.

We rounded the corner onto Talma where I spotted the first Indonesian girl that would "grab" me with her looks. She actually grabbed me phsyically shortly after that, I knew at that point that I would likely be taking this girl even though I wanted to continue the tour. I was actually more interested in touring, but Crazier took the inititive of bringing up price and negotiated a $35 SGD short time for me ($22 US). The two of them encouraged me, and I also considered I might have trouble finding her later, so I relented and went for the inexpensive session. We agreed to meet on Lorong 12, plus I had MongerX's number just in case.

Jabber Girl spoke almost zero english, but that didn't stop her from contstantly repeating herself under the assumption that I would learn her language through repetitiveness. From the moment we entered the elevator, her talking was almost non-stop. In the room she grabbed for some food I had bought and stuffed her mouth like she hadn't eaten all day. She liked my Pringles but wasn't a big fan of the peppered beef jerky I brought from the states, unleasing another stream of jibberish to explain to me her thoughts on my choice of snacks. She grabbed at and played with my portable DVD player and continued to talk to me as though I actually understood what she was saying.

Eventually I got her to shut up long enough to intitiate our session. The foreplay was kind of poor, but she got enough into character during the sex to make the inexpensive session worthwhile. Afterwards she started jabbering again, including asking her for a tip. Given the cheap price and not wanting to hear her constant complaints about not paying her enough on the way back, I relented and gave her $20 SGD. She wanted more, but I didn't give it to her. At $55 SGD ($34 US), it still wasn't a bad deal and was much less than the Chinese girls whose looks I preferred.

Back on the street I easily found MongerX and Crazier, who recently returned from his own session. They asked how my girl was and I told them she was OK but annoying because she wouldn't stop talking. They seemed surprised that she didn't deliver as expected, but I think they got the wrong impression of how things went. I clarified that the session wasn't bad, it was just her non-stop talking that got on my nerves. I neglected to mention her request and my paying of a tip, though, as it was pretty much inconsequential to me and I was more interested in getting to the Chinese girls around the corner.

By Khun_mor on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 11:20 pm:  Edit

d'Art
I'm well aware of the cultural need for Thai girls to see themselves as girlfriends - for however short a time it is. I still wonder why we as " buyers" of a service fall into that trap so easily, even when we do not want to. I have had truly lousy sessions with girls and have told them so , however when I go back to their bar they still think I came back for them and I am reluctant to choose someone else. I think these girls just know how to push buttons and somehow I need to be able to turn off my response to the button pushed.

By Coconuts on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 01:19 am:  Edit

Khun Mor

The reason they are able to push your buttons is because you are a nice guy and a gentleman. I can tell by reading your posts that you really treat these girls with a lot of respect. Probably more than you should. Too bad we didn't get to meet on my virgin trip to BKK but thanks for all the info.

By Admin on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 01:39 am:  Edit

Photos: Jabber 07 08 09 10

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 07:32 pm:  Edit

I'm not sure a MP girl sees herself as a "girlfriend". I would speculate that the Thai MP girl closely correlates her "work" with "her as a person." Our return to an MP is then a reflection of her performance and value, and a public one at that.

Instead of any kind of emotional tie, where the Thai girl feels upset because you do not return the feelings she might hold for you (probably a common misunderstanding among Westerners) I think it's more an issue of pride, or what a Thai afficionado would refer to as "saving face".

I think the Thai girl perspective is that the selection of a different girl by a recent client is an inditement of her overall performance and value directly in front of her peers and her superiors, hence the dramatic stories we've sometimes heard of Thai girls overreacting from what we view as a basic male desire for variety.

Of course this is all just a broad generalization. I've heard of the drama much less and I think it's evolved over time. Also, I'm sure the longer a girl works in the field, the less likely she is to be hurt or offended by butterflying.

Still, I like to be careful. With all the beautiful Thai girls out there, it's usually not too hard to find a nice one somewhere else.

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 07:36 pm:  Edit

VII. Lena Cuisine

The tour continued where we left off, moving on to explore the Chinese girls on Soi 10, the western part of Talma Road, and Soi 8. Yuki wasn't out at the moment, nor where a few other Chinese girls I had hoped to see, but I still saw a few that held future potential. Crazier also took us into a dark alley starting at the entrance of Darlene Hotel that ended up connecting to Lorong 6. We didn't walk it all the way to this next street, but I noticed what appeared to be a couple attractive girls hiding in this dimly lit section from what I could make out. I wondered, however, why they would be hanging out in such poor lighting.

We concluded our tour walking back along the alley parallel to Geylang road when we discovered a Chinese gem at the north end of Lorong 12. Her long black hair was tied back in a pony tail, and she wore a black skirt and tight fitting white shirt that showed off her cleavage and figure. Somebody asked her name, and she told us Lena. I wouldn't describe Lena as stunning in looks, but her personality set her apart. Her poise, confidence, and persona reminded me of a popular cheerleader. She was perky and friendly with great looks, but at the same time, did not seem at all stuck on herself. I was almost certain one of the other guys was going to take her up, but they didn't. I was surely tempted, but I knew I'd have a better time with her if I waited, so we all declined and instead headed to a restaurant.

As Crazier mentioned in his report, I ordered "Bak Kut Teh", but did so thinking it was ribs in a kind of gravy rather than a soup dish. I had intended on ordering it since seeing it recommeded as a popular local dish in a visitor's guide I picked up at the airport. This was the first of three soup dishes I tried while in Singapore. While the meat portions on two including the Bak Kut Teh were OK, I personally don't recommend any of the soups.

Mostly spent from our long days, walking tour, and sessions, we decided to call it a night and parted ways. MongerX and I briefly discussed our "almost-no-longer-tentative" plans for Batam the yesterday. Having just eaten I decided to walk a little after the others left, although I admit I still had Lena on my mind.

I mostly wandered Lorong 10 and Lorong 8 to see if I could find a Chinese girl to top Lena, but I saw none. I believe it was at this time that I saw the group near Yuki's hangout scurry into the nearby hotel lobby. It could have been the night before, though. Whenever it was, it was an amusing sight to see the girls run and hide at the signaling of nearby cops.

After more wandering, debate, and hesitation on pulling another hat trick on my second day in Singapore, I finally relented and headed back to Lorong 12 to talk to Lena. I did at this point spot another girl that was slightly less attractive but had a unique look I liked, but after a bit more of an internal debate I approached Lena. We spoke only a little due to her limited English before agreeing to head to a hotel. We went to her short time pick across the street since I hadn't cleaned up after Jabber Girl.

Lena was her friendly and perky self the whole time, but I didn't expect nor receive service any more special than from the other Chinese girls. I had fun with her, and like the others found her noticably more animated and sensual during the sex act than the foreplay. I snapped a few picture afterwards in the room and on our way done. They came out decently, but hardly captured her true beauty in person.

At six girls total on my second night, I was up by two from my planned pace of two-a-day. I headed back to my room to rest up for my planned trip to Batam the next afternoon.

By Mongerx on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 10:13 pm:  Edit

Honestly I have never done one of the chinese street girls in Geyalng before. Lena was my most closest moment. She is definately a winner.

I have stayed away from the Chinese girls because they have really cold hard attitudes on the street and also their prices of 80-100 Sing for a TJ style ST are such poor value to me. However, there is no denying how stunning some of them are. I have talked to to local Chinese guys who have run into a Chinese Girl on Lorong 8 who he had in an upscale Macau nightclub. However, he said the level of service was a very pale shadow of what he got fromher in Macau.

But starting around the time of d'Artagnan's visit there has been a real thawing amongst the Chinese girls. Without a doubt these girl have become more playful and interactive on the streets, and there has been a definite increase in there willingness to book with pale faces like me.

By Admin on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 10:24 pm:  Edit

Photos: Lena 11 12 13

By Khun_mor on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 10:34 pm:  Edit

d'Art
You keep denigrating your photos, but I have found virtually every girl you have chosen to be very good looking. Lena's personality really comes thru in her great smile- and her fantastic looking rack. Too bad no unwrapped pics !

By Wildchild on Sunday, December 26, 2004 - 08:25 am:  Edit

fantastic and detailed report, thank you very much.

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, December 26, 2004 - 05:35 pm:  Edit

I wouldn't say denigrating, only identifying those that I felt didn't reflect how good I thought the girl looked in person. I think Lucky, Yuki, Bargain Girl, and Jabber Girl have photos that provide a pretty good depiction of how they looked in real life, although Bargain Girl looks a little bit tired.

Vulcan Girl looked like a different person and Lena to me looks good in the photos, but I thought she was close to top-notch in real-life.

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, December 26, 2004 - 05:39 pm:  Edit

I have begun to file the following two days in Batam, Indonesia as a separate report. Batam is a nice inexpensive and convenient sidetrip from Singapore at less than an hour away by ferry ride. I'll link the Batam report back to here and continue with my Singapore adventures at the conclusion of the short Batam report.

Batam Excursion

By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, January 05, 2005 - 07:43 pm:  Edit

VIII. Day Five: Going Back to "China"

(Note: This is day five of my complete Singapore/Indonesia trip. Days 3 & 4 and the first part of this day take place in Batam in the report linked above)

Although I had a good time with MongerX, Socrates, Crazier, Genghis, Chili, and others in Indonesia, I was happy to return to Singapore. I was in the cab just after splitting up with Socrates after our ferry ride from Batam thinking about my trip thus far. The benefits of hanging out with fellow adventureres was cool, but I couldn't help comparing the looks and sexual experiences from those I had in Germany less a month ago. I was having fun, but still yearning for the European babes. I also recognized that I was focusing much more heavily on appearance than attitude compared to when I usually travel. I think that returning with few photos from Germany and having sessions that couldn't compare I wanted to at least have a trophy collection of my Singapore conquests. My stay near Orchard Towers was going to help with this.

The Orchard Hotel was even nicer than I expected for the $100 US rate I was paying. I was really impressed by the huge lobby upon walking in, it was a big step up from anywhere I had stayed in recently, especially what many would call "dumps" that I was using in Geylang. The only thing that surprised me was that no attendant was nearby to help with my bags. I didn't need help with my light travel, but I've come to expect them standing here waiting for me.

room bathroom

After putting my stuff away in the room, I returned downstairs to check out the large Christmas display they had with a toy train track and full-size gingerbread house. They had a lounge on one side of the lobby and a restaurant on the other. Around the corner of the restaurant was the elevators leading to my room. Past this was another exit outside.

Straight back from the main entrace was an exit to an attached mall. I walked through the mall and crossed the street for a more thorough walk through Orchard Towers, checking out each of the two buildings and discovering a set of three internet capable computers in one. All three were busy with girls. With all the activity going on in the area I expected those would be hard to find open.

I stopped by the Far East Shopping Plaza for a while to use the iNet cafe there before catching a MRT train back over to Geylang for some early action as it started getting dark. I was still thinking about Gigi, so I stopped by House #37 on Lorong #16 again to see if she was there. The guy recognized me when I walked in and told me that "the girl" I wanted was working over the weekend, but had this day off. I asked if "Gigi" was working the next day to which he gave the odd response of asking how I knew her name. I reminded him that he told it to me. He wasn't sure of her schedule, so I said I'd just try back another day.

After a good healthy walk around most of Geylang, I identified my most attractive option as a Chinese Girl in a Yellow Dress standing in front of the Darlene Hotel. I approached her to discover she spoke zero English. She called over a guy nearby to translate. I didn't really like that I'd be able to talk with her at all, but she gave me a cute smile that sealed the deal. We walked into the Darlene where I paid the short time use before we rode upstairs in the elevator.

What followed was another carbon copy session like my other Chinese girls. Friendly but professional with a decent foreplay warmup, but followed by a more erotic and convincing performance during the sex. I got a good picture of her face, but for some reason she balked when I tried to take a picture of more of her body.

I walked around Geylang a bit more before returning to the Kallang MRT for a ride back to my room at the Orchard to get ready for my night in Orchard Towers.

By Admin on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 01:37 am:  Edit

Photos: Camera Shy 14 15

By d'Artagnan on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 05:17 pm:  Edit

IX. Wendy? Is the Water Warm Enough?

With my room now at Orchard, it was finally time to see what kind of girls were available at Orchard Towers, specifically at the most reputable one, Top Ten. The full lineup was supposedly not going to be available until 11pm or so, but I wanted to see as many girls as possible before any left for early dates, so I set on my way earlier, around 9:30pm. I walked through the mall exit of the hotel and crossed to see a long line of people waiting with dates at the taxi stand. I walked past them and into the back of the South Tower entrance. As I walked to the escalators near the front, I saw several obvious ladyboys hanging out in front on the street. Given the fear of the police the walkers in Geylang had, I thought this was kind of surprising.

As I made my way to the top floor I saw several ladyboys on each floor. Most were easy to spot, but one of them would have been much tougher if he/she was hanging by his/herself and not with other ladyboys. He/she was probably Thai.

As you reach the top floor by stairs or escalator, the Crazyhorse Bar will be directly ahead. A small Thai restaurant is located on the left and Top Ten Disco on the right. I considered getting some food, but the restaurant was packed with ladyboys. One in the restaurant was also hard to tell. If I did not have past experience in learning how to spot ladyboys, the one in the restaurant would have fallen in my radar. Good thing I don't drink much as well. Ladyboys were also walking in and out of Crazyhorse. During one of my phone conversations I had asked MongerX about this, and he confirmed that Crazyhorse was indeed a ladyboy bar with at least 90% ladyboys. This right next to the bar with the supposedly best talent.

I had to pay an entrance fee at Top Ten that Saturday night which included my first drink. If I recall correctly it was 18 SGD ($11 US). A waitress escorted me from the entrance directly to the bar where I ordered a mug of beer. I had been warned by others that drinks were expensive in OT bars and could add up quickly. I believe the 18 SGD was what I payed for each drink, but maybe 1-3 SGD less. My waters might have been less, too. Good thing I don't drink much.

The layout of the place was kind of like a theater with a raised stage on the far left as you walked in on the ground level. The area in front of the stage was used as a dance floor with some bar tables and stools lining the outer edges. The main bar faces the stage, you see the side of this bar directly in front of you when you walk in. Stairs to your right and across the room on the other side of the bar lead up to another level with a small bar in the middle and seats all around. Further to the right are additional tiered levels connected to each other by stairs. The top level has a third bar and the entrance to the restrooms. Much of the time, the place was decently lit, maybe a little dim.

My initial impression of Top Ten wasn't that good. It was still early so there seemed to be more guys than girls. I expected to receive more smiles and attention, but really didn't get that many at first. The place had many more westerners than any other place I had been since arriving, and many appeared to be newbies with money. Although I knew from reading beforehand that service was supposedly good on average, I was concerned that all the money flying around from western businessmen probably created a number of high priced sharks who provided mediocre service.

As I made my hunting rounds, I took time off to check out the band that was playing. All of their songs were covers, and they did a pretty good job with them. They performed songs by Black-Eyed Peas, Pink and many other top artists. The song that impressed me most was "Zombie" by the Cranberries which was belted out by one of the female singers with a lot of emotion. When a band wasn't playing, a DJ provided popular hit songs.

As more and more girls started arriving, my impression of the place softened as I became enraptured by some of the talent. I also noticed that although there were a lot of guys, not many seemed to take out girls. That might be a false impression since I didn't hang out by the entrance the whole time and the closed deals are much less obvious than what I see commonly in Tijuana.

I took extra interest in a couple of girls that showed up relatively early. One was cute and seemed to have the better personality, but looked like she could lose a little bit of weight. Her shorter and slimmer spinner friend was hot, but didn't seem as friendly. I was sure the hot girl was going to get an early date.

I saw many girls that I could take as I continued to hunt and it started becoming a problem of whom to choose. There was another tall girl that was incredibly tempting based on looks alone, but she buried herself within a group of her friends with a serious look and appeared to have zero interest in talking with any guys. I checked her out a lot, but never saw her smile nor talk with anyone besides her immediate friends.

A stunner walked in that I would have easily taken, but she soon got snatched up by one of the increasing number of guys that were showing up as well. It was getting rather crowded, in fact, and difficult to find a seat. Many people were standing around because all the tables were taken. It was easier for me to grab seats since I was alone and a couple of ledges were available. I checked up on the stunner a few times before seeing her leave with the guy. She was definitely someone I'd be looking for on a return visit.

I also kept my eye on the pair of friends which to my surprise interacted with more of the guys but were still both available. With the stunner gone, the spinner friend one was IMHO the top looker of the place and it was getting later, so I decided to try to talk to her if she became available. They were talking to a couple of guys when I found a nearby spot to lean against an open wall. Moments later, the guy talking to the girl I liked took off.

The spinner told me she and her friend were from Vietnam. Christy soon walked over to introduce herself and we chatted a bit before returning to the guy she was talking to. After ordering us both a drink and talking a bit more, I asked about joining me at Orchard. The Vietnamese spinner opened up with a 400 SGD ($246 US). This was far more than I wanted to spend, but I didn't want to lose the second best girl of the night after the best left. I asked if she would take 200 SGD ($123 US) for short time. She was fine with that. We said bye to her friend Christy and walked past the ladyboys outside out to the street and then over to the Orchard Hotel. We walked straight up from the lobby.

The sex with VS was great, but nothing out of the ordinary and she didn't kiss that much. The session might have seemed better than it actually was because IMHO she was clearly the hottest looking girl I had been with thus far this trip (although I'm sure the photo ratings will disagree). In any case, I probably wouldn't repeat, but thought that VS was worth the premium I paid for her.

Afterwards, I got dressed while she did which seemed to take her by surprise a little. I offered to walk her back which she seemed to take as a kind gesture. We retraced our steps back to OT, but this time instead of heading to the top floor, we made a right on the first floor into Ipanema, which we got into without paying a cover charge. It turned out VS received a message on her phone that Christy was waiting there. When we found her, VS and I gave each other a goodbye kiss and I told her that I was going to walk around the bar a bit before heading back. I saw a few girls here and there that were doable, but they were all a clear step down from the talent at Top Ten. Still, I figured it was a place worth checking out again. I soon left to return to my room for some rest, with plans to spend the rest of my stay on Orchard Road.

BTW, I got Vietnamese Spinner's name, but intentionally left it out for someone to guess. This particular name is one of two names that always remind me of a tune. I left a big clue in this chapter. Can anyone guess her name?

By d'Artagnan on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 05:57 pm:  Edit

BTW, there's clearly some difference between what I find attractive and what some of those voting on my photos find attractive. I find the photos of Yuki and Camera Shy more appealing than Jabber Girl, but JG is clearly ahead in scores.

By Khun_mor on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 06:35 pm:  Edit

Yuki and Camera shy are smokin hot to me as well. NO way they deserve less than 7-8's even if you're not into Asian look. You and I would be arm wrestling over girls. I would have been all over almost all your choices.Overall I think the best looking girls I have seen from Singapore and Bataam. No offence to other hombres who posted pics. I guess I share identical tastes to d'Art.

By d'Artagnan on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 06:47 pm:  Edit

As well, Da has been my favorite Asian for some time. (Mona my favorite Latina) I think you'll like my Vietnamese girls from Singapore.

By Khun_mor on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 07:03 pm:  Edit

She USED to be my favorite Asian as well. Would you like an introduction ? Hold onto your wallet.

By Admin on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 09:33 pm:  Edit

Photos: Viet Spinner 16 17 18 19 20

By Blazers on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 09:44 pm:  Edit

Dart fucked the same girls as everyone else and the girls were already photo'd from Batam so no offense taken...ie Dewi and Rezah.

By Blazers on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 09:46 pm:  Edit

Nice Viet girl...doesnt look Viet at all and looks to be a girl of mixed descent. Tits look nice and might be fake.

By Porker on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 09:54 pm:  Edit

Well, re: photo ratings, what happens when some dumbfuck rates the girl as a ONE. As of 1 minute ago, photo 1 of the Viet Spinner had 1 vote, a ONE. Dude's voting privileges should be revoked. After he gets OUTED to the whole board as being a DILDO, of course.

By Murasaki on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 10:23 pm:  Edit

I know I'm a bit late on reading this report, but damn, Lena is totally hot! I can't even believe you didn't jump on that immediately. Shit, I need another trip to Macau. I feel the urge to eat Chinese.

By Khun_mor on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 10:25 pm:  Edit

Blazers

Those were actually the 2 girls I liked the least, pic wise. I'm not saying their not good looking just not my taste. I understand Dewi has many other things to offer and as usual may look 10 times better in the flesh. Just voicing my opinion. You have of course over the years posted many girls I have drooled over, virtually all your Thai girls for sure. There we do share a common body and face type. Just seemed most of the the Bataam girls did not pop my weasel. No criticism implied.

By Khun_mor on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 10:32 pm:  Edit

d'Art
Did indeed appreciate Viet Spinner's looks. Agree with Blazers-- certainly not classic Viet look, but hot,hot,hot.

BTW - d'Art, Mona is also MY all time non Asian favorite girl posted here.

By Socrates69 on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 04:13 am:  Edit

dewi is alot hotter in person....trust me.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 02:44 pm:  Edit

If Dewi grew her hair out that would probably make a huge difference. She has cute facial features and a nice body.

No one guessed VS's name. No Prince fans?

By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 02:49 pm:  Edit

X. Day Six: Exotic Indo's Dump

After the positive OT experience, I decided to try to extend my stay at Orchard for the rest of my trip. Unfortunately, when I inquired at the front desk I was told they were booked for the rest of the week. I walked across the street to the Orchard Parade, but they were booked, too. I spent the next hour or so at the Far East Shopping Center iCafe research a nearby hotel that was reasonably priced. Most were booked or started at $180 for the least expensive room, more than I wanted to spend. I decided to try to figure it out later as I had things to do.

The first five days of my trip had been purely hobbying research, three in Singapore, two in Batam. I figured I should get out for some regular tourist activity and photos, so I took this Sunday afternoon to visit Chinatown. I walked over to Orchard MRT and made my way to the Raffles Place MRT to start the walking tour outlined in my Lonely Planet Guide.

Temples and other landmarks made up the first part of my trip. Towards the end I did a lot of window shopping at the various shops near the Chinatown MRT. They had lots of great, inexpensive souvenirs. I didn't want to burden my load just yet, though, so I delayed my shopping for a late return trip.

As I approached the station, I noticed a very interesting storefront. What's even more interesting was the sign I spotted on the other side of the walkway a few shops down. I actually didn't spot the sign until that day I returned to shop, but I figure it'd be more interesting to post here. (for the newer folk out there...d'Artagnan and Xenono are buddies)

dart xen

When it got dark I headed back to Geylang. Again to Lorong 16, #37, again no Gigi. I wandered about for a long time this evening, more picky that usual after Viet Spinner. I finally decide to settle as I got bored of walking and picked an exotic looking Indonesia on Lorong 12 just north of the Princess Hotel. She was one of the Indonesian girls MongerX, Crazier and I were checking out in Chapter VI. I think she might even be the girl named "Ria" that Crazier refers to in Chapter VII of his Batam Escapades report. I don't remember what she told me her name was. I think she quoted 60 SGD ($37 US).

She pulled me across the street from where she was standing to what appeared to be a dimly lit house. As I walked in the room I kind of regretted my decision. I've sessioned in some budget places, but this was one of the worst. It was probably worse than some of the lower quality SG hotels in TJ.

Anyhow, exotic Indo was friendly and her attitude was fine, but her technique was barely average and the environment just was doing it for me. We spent a fair amount of time in the dumpy room, but I just couldn't shoot under the circumstances. I decided to call it quits. Indo was a little concerned, but I told her not to worry about it.

I got some food to eat at one of the nearby stalls on Geylang road before taking an MRT back to Orchard. I then rested up awhile before returning to OT to make up for the Geylang Indo mishap.

By Blazers on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 04:37 pm:  Edit

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, met her in a hotel lobby masterbating with a magazine.

By Admin on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 05:10 pm:  Edit

Photos: Exotic Indo 21 22 23 24

By Blazers on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 05:23 pm:  Edit

that is the most unindonesian looking Indonesian girl I have ever seen....looks half and half too....very beautiful...unbelievable price.

By Dongringo on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 07:23 pm:  Edit

D'Art
I have a question for you.

You're one of the best posters on this board. Your reports are well written and provide a wealth of information. The women you're with are beautiful, and yet, you seldom if ever post any nude photos.

Why is that?

Respectfully
DonGringo

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 01:29 pm:  Edit

I've never been really into taking nude photos, so I never ask. The ones I have were all at the prompting of the girl I was taking at the time.

Video would be a different story. I'd like nude videos of the girls I was with, but the heavier camera and incovenience of all the editing and other stuff is too time consuming for me.

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 01:52 pm:  Edit

Viet Spinner's name is Lisa. I thought one of you horny bastards might have recognized the title of Chapter IX, "Wendy? Is the Water Warm Enough?" as the erotic, lesbian-suggestive introduction of "Computer Blue" from the Purple Rain soundtrack.

I found the following excerpt on an IGN music review:
"Computer Blue" begins with Lisa (Coleman, one half of the duo of Wendy & Lisa and the Revolution's keyboardist) asking the following sultry question: "Wendy, is the water warm enough?" Naturally the answer is "yes" and the song kicks off into Prince's trademark sauciness, this time revolving around the seemingly rhetorical question "Where is my love life?" and then slipping into ambiguous phraseology regarding the titular computer blue. Buzzing guitars intertwine with sizzling keyboards and a clopping rhythm, keeping everything decidedly in the red before collapsing into a dizzying guitar driven aural melee.

audio/mpegWendy? Yes, Lisa...
YesLisa.mp3 (139.4 k)

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 01:58 pm:  Edit

XI. Kiss of the Dragon Girl

I spoke with MongerX sometime today, I don't recall if it was earlier or around this time after my Exotic Indo encounter. I told him I was happy with the talent at Top Ten in OT and that I was going again. I also asked about some of the other bars, to which he clarified that Top Ten was recognized as clearly above the others in terms of talent. Second best was probably Ipanema, the bar I walked Lisa (Viet Spinner) to after our session. I decided I would go ahead and give this place a whirl before heading to Top Ten.

I spotted an attractive loner hanging out near the front of Ipanema. I was tempted to talk to her and possibly take her, but it was too early and I still had thoughts of the stunner from the previous night. Besides this girl I didn't see anyone that particularly impressed me. There were several that were doable, but there were still a lot more I liked the previous night at Top Ten.

I didn't bother with any of the other bars and headed to the top floor for Top Ten. There was no cover for Sunday night, so I walked right in. I walked around a bit browsing the talent, a clear dropoff from Saturday night. In fact, it almost seemed like I was in a different place. There were still plenty of attractive girls, the place just didn't impress me like Saturday even though I think I saw many of the same girls. The only one I definitely recognized right away, though, was the tall girl who didn't talk to anyone but her friends. Tonight she wasn't hidden behind people like before, but she still looked stuck-up and like she didn't want to be approached. I actually think she blew off several guys that approached her even though she was standing around like she was available.

I hung out for a long time before spotting a Kobe Tai look-a-like. I struggled with the thought of approaching her knowing that someone else would be grabbing her at any moment, and sure enough he did. As they conversed over drinks I saw that she appeared to have a great personality in addition to her looks, and I was kicking myself in my head for delaying. I wasn't sure if he was going to take her out, though, so I occasionally checked to see if she'd become available.

Lisa and Christy showed up soon afterwards with Christy being particularly friendly to me. A short time later, Christy would make a tempting offer to take both of them for a bargain price for all night. Of course, the price was still more than I was planning to spend on a single girl and the repeat would mainly be for Lisa. I did not get the impresssion that they were bisexual and expected a threesome with them to be just them servicing me while not enjoying each other. I like my threesomes, but the girls have to be into each other. I struggled with the offer anyways, but ended up declining.

I noticed Stuck-Up girl finally hooked up with a guy. She still didn't smile much, but she stayed close to him and danced with him rather seductively. He wasn't a major stud or anything, but he was probably better looking than the other guys that approached. She seemed to be rather picky with her clientele. I was curious whether I'd have a shot with her. I had stood near her several times, but she hardly seemed to notice me.

Kobe soon left with her date, Stuck-Up Girl was off the menu, and the Christy/Lisa combo was occupied with another pair of guys. I was regretting my hesitation with Kobe, when suddenly Stunner arrived to save the day! She actually came to talk with a friend standing near me placing her to my immediate right. I took this as a sign from up above and wasted no time in talking with Stunner.

Stunner was a friendly Vietnamese girl and very hot, but my enthusiasm trailed off when she quoted me 300 SGD ($185 US) for short time. With that high of an opening quite, I didn't feel up to negotiating. I didn't decline, but just slowly let the converstation die after that. I wanted her, but I didn't quite want her THAT bad.

I spent about the next hour wandering around finding that there was indeed no girl around that could take my mind off VStunner. I was sure she was going to get taken, but she seemed to spend most of the time playing with her cell phone. Several guys approached, but none stayed around for very long. I decided I should go ahead and try to bargain her down, and even considering paying her opening quote if she didn't budge.

VStunner was all smiles when I approached her again, and after a little chit chat I offered her 200 SGD for short time ($123 US), to which she came back with a 250 SGD counter ($154 US). She followed up with an explanation that 250 was a reasonable compromise for the quality of service she provided, and proceeded to seductively sway her body in front of me. That pretty much sealed the deal.

Down in the lobby, VStunner dragged me over to a desk in front of the restaurant where she registered and showed her ID. I'm not sure why I didn't have to do this with Lisa. It could be that they don't enforce the registration policy much and that VStunner voluntarily did it out of procedural habit.

Back in the room, VStunner did not disappoint. I got some photos beforehand, and she turned in a sexy pose to reveal a dragon tattoo above her ass. She was a passionate kisser, gave a great BBBJ, and was the only girl I DATY'd with my entire Singapore/Batam trip. (1/18 DATY compared to 10/12 on my recent Germany trip) VStunner would end up being one of the top sessions of my trip, which was a good thing given the premium I was paying.

I was feeling tired, so I didn't walk VStunner down. I was tempted to get her number before she left, but true to form I decided against giving myself temptation to do a repeat, especially an expensive one.

With that I cleaned up and hopped in bed for some needed rest before another day of tourist activities.

By Admin on Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 05:03 pm:  Edit

Photos: Viet Stunner 25 26 27 28 29 30

By Masterbates on Sunday, January 09, 2005 - 10:45 pm:  Edit

As always, excellent report and thoroughly descriptive details which captures the reader's interest. Don Gringo asked the question before I did: About nudity in your pics.

Just for my own knowledge, is there some type of law in SEA where it's illegal to take nude photos of girls with intent to distribute them on a US site or is that just rumor?

Also, the Viet stunner, incredibly gorgeous. Yeah, I used to be a Prince fan too, I remember that song. Good work, d'Art, keep 'em coming.

Master Bates.

By Mongerx on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 04:00 am:  Edit

I am a little late to the party but I wanted to comment on the exotic Indo girl experience. It took a minute or two but I finally remember that girl, but not her name. She is a cutey from Jakarta, but I think she should pay you for those pics. This is one case where the pics look better that reality. She is cute in person but looks quite hot in the pics.

I recall she is from Jakarta and was always really sweet and affectionate on the street. However, I didn't go with her because of the move a month ago by the stupid fucking pimps to charge foreingers double the rate of locals. Sorry I am just not going to pay 60-80 per 30 mnutes for an Indo box that is getting stuffed 5-15 times a day. It is true that the Thai fishbowl places charge foreigners 80 (50 minutes) and locals 40 (25 minutes), but in reality they give you twice the time for 80. Fucking street pimps want to charge you twice for the same exact thing. I hate those fuckers and I actually love seeing them get pissed off when I bullshit endlessly with their girls and then just collect the girl's number to hook up with her in Batam. It is really funny how some people just leave money on the table.

Also, I will always balk at using those faux hotel short time places the girls and pimps are associated with. There are many of these shit holes in Geylang and you are right they can be worse than TJ short time shit holes. I always ask where there hotel is and insist that we use a real hotel if there's isn't one. I am with you in that I can't shoot off (or sometimes stay hard) in a squalid hot room. Sometimes the girl (actually up to the pimp) will go for the real hotel sometimes they don't. If they don't fuck'em there are plenty of other gals to choose from. Even if its the right girl, who can enjoy the session is such settings? Better to find someone else.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 14, 2005 - 09:44 am:  Edit

MB, I am not aware of any law.

MX, yeah the pics of her did come out pretty good. She was really happy with how they were coming out on the small screen and wanted to take more.

I definitely recommend against using the dumpy rooms, hotels are inexpensive and the only way to go. As for the Thai Brothels, I had the time problem with the asswipes at Lorong 18 #12 (I originally told you 44, but had the numbers confused)

Read on...

By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 14, 2005 - 09:46 am:  Edit

XII. Day Seven: Cocksuckers All Around

I checked one last time to see if the Orchard had any rooms available. They did, but I had to upgrade to a more expensive room that was over $200 US. I decided to return to the Princess in Geylang and put my savings towards my rent-a-date fund. I caught a cab in front since I had my bags and was back in Geylang around noon. I sprung an extra 10 SGD ($6 US) for the larger room they had and went upstairs to put my stuff away. The "executive" room, or whatever it was called, was a bit larger and had nicer light fixtures and slightly better furnished, but otherwise was not significantly different.

Princess Princess

After a quick cleaning up, I made my way over to Gigi's L16#37 again, as expected they still couldn't get ahold of her. I stopped at Hotel 81 Palace a couple buildings up to check to see if their computer was fixed. It was, so I made plans to stay their the following day.

Afterwards, I walked to the Aljunied station to catch the MRT to the Little India stop to explore Little India. Aljunied seemed a bit closer than Kallang, so I started using this MRT as my main start/stop instead.

There weren't as many points of interest on the Little India tour, but it did include a walk by Dusker Road, a street noted for prostitution activity, it was even mentioned in my Lonely Planet guide. I couldn't find much on Dusker here on CH or any other hobbyist site (did not try Sammyboy, though) and did not notice anything approaching prostitution activity on the street itself. Dusker Road looked much like any street with various storefronts, many closed, in a questionably secure neighborhood. I had no worries in the daylight, but I'm not sure I'd walk it alone at night. Anyhow, I couldn't find anything. MongerX would inform me that the actual activity took place in a side street or something like that, but it was supposedly very low class and would unlikely cater to my standards. He hadn't experienced it himself from what I gathered, though.

When I got back I decided to hit a Thai brothel for a late afternoon bonk. I didn't want to tour all the places again, so I decided to try a fair-skinned redhead I had been considering at Lorong 18 #42. When I got there, not many girls were out and the redhead wasn't out front. I spotted a cute alternative wearing a red #6, but I was kind of set on the redhead. I asked about her, and the guy thought he knew who I was talking about, #3. He pulled out a small photo album and showed me a picture of her with some friends. I confirmed that was the girl I was looking for. He said she was in back, so I asked when she would be coming out. We then got into a little back and forth with him wanting me to pay first, and me wanting her to come out so I could see her. I was reluctant to pay my money without seeing if she had her makeup and was ready, or suspecting they might try a bait and switch with me, so I finally just said I would come back later since they wouldn't bring her out.

I walked around Geylang some more, spending some time near the Malay/Chinese brothels to get quick peeks of the girls that were coming and going. It was hard to get a good view of them, though.

I spoke with MongerX on the cell about the evenings plans. We planned to hit the bars on Joo Chiat road with Crazier. He said he'd call me when they were ready to pick me up.

After a while I made my way back to try the redhead. I still didn't see her, and the ensuing conversation didn't go too well. I insisted on seeing my choice first, the guy was insistent on me paying first, combine that with the language barrier and we both were getting visibly annoyed. I walked back out front near the street. The guy came out to complain and ask NBCYTMFR of #38 about me. I walked up the street a bit when I got a call from MongerX. I told him where I was, and soon enough they came to get me with another dude who was driving. After driving a short distance, they said it was still too early for Joo Chiat, so they dropped me off to squeeze in a session while they got something to eat.

I decided to forego House 42 and the adjacent houses since that one guy was an asshole about the redhead, figuring he might talk his neighbors into fucking with my time or something. Instead I walked breifly checked out some other houses since I didn't want the guys waiting long. The girl I chose worked at House 14 on Lorong 18. She looked cute in the window, but on closer inspection her teeth were pretty shot. I already paid the 80 SGD so I went with her anyways.

We got off to a slow start as she took her time cleaning me up in the shower. When we finally made it to the bed, she worked like a pro and started one of the better oral foreplay sessions of the trip so far, lots of sensual kisses across the body with a talented BBBJ and she even did some rimming. I was tempted to just have her continue working me with her mouth the entire time when we got our first buzz. Time was up.

I couldn't believe it, I had paid double the local rate and they were giving me the time allowance for a local. The girl tried to talk me into paying for more time, but there was no way I was going to do that. She continued with the BBBJ in the meantime, but by the third buzz my growing anger killed the stiffness. The girl asked if I was angry with her. In retrospect she could have been part of the problem and took her time knowing we'd get interrupted, but at the time all my anger was directed at the cocksuckers out front.

I gave a nasty long stare to the old guy who collected my money as I was walking out. He looked like he was picked straight off the set of some movie with old, poor, bald Thai monks. I didn't bother saying anything to him as I suspected he spoke no English and would just look at me with the same blank look he was giving while I was walking out. Instead I approached the more public face of the joint, the touts out front.

The guys tried to tell me that all the places charge 80 SGD for 20 minutes which I knew was false, and I pointed it out to them by naming the nearby Thai brothels I visited and only having my time cut short at this one. They maintained the lying crap which fueled my anger more. I was more exlicit in explaining how their service was "bullshit" and their treatment of me as a foreigner was "fucked up". For my own safety I didn't quite make it to explaining how they were a bunch of "fucking cocksuckers", but it was on the tip of my tongue.

I called the guys and made it over to the tables where they were eating and drinking. I was still pretty steamed and told them about the crap that happened. They didn't seem too surprised so we didn't talk about it for long. Instead I just sipped on a beer while we spotted an attractive Chinese girl not too far away that looked pretty cute. She was wearing a white dress with a white choker around her neck. We saw her get a customer soon, and it didn't seem like very long before they came back out. Choker girl was tempting for her looks, but the quick turnaround didn't seem like a good sign of her level of service.

After the guys finished their food and drink, we were off to Joo Chiat Road for some more hunting in less charted territory.

P.S. Regarding Lorong 18 Brothel #14, I would naturally highly recommend avoiding this place as it was the only one that tried to charge me full foreigner price while cutting my time short. In addition to the address, I can describe a peculiarity of one of the guys that should be easy to remember. This asswipe always had what looked like a nasal decongestant tube stuck up one of his nostrils, making him look like a complete retard. It's possible he only had it while I was there because he had a cold at the time, but if you're walking along Lorong 18 and see some idiot with a white tube sticking out of his nose, you'll know where the cocksuckers work, not referring to the girls. If any of you know someone with a decent reputation on Sammyboy, I would not mind it at all if this portion of my report was mentioned there.

Admin: House #12 corrected to House #14 by author request

By Blazers on Friday, January 14, 2005 - 12:45 pm:  Edit

sorry to hear that...glad that didnt happen to me because I would have probably ended up strangling the little fuckers. From what I have been told, you are one of the mellowest, most easy-going guys on the planet so for you to be mad, he must have pushed you to the limit. I will try to avoid that place on my next trip but I am seriously thinking of giving the guy you describe a swift kick in the balls so as not to propagate the world with his children.

By Admin on Friday, January 14, 2005 - 08:20 pm:  Edit

Photo: Butterface BJ 31

By Mongerx on Friday, January 14, 2005 - 09:15 pm:  Edit

D'Art. You are one of the mellowest relaxed guys and at the time I couldn't detect anything more than a passing annoyance about getting ripped off. I wish I appreciated how deep your anger was at the time, and then perhaps we could have gone en massa to talk with them.

While I doubt you could have gotten any satisfaction in this instance, I suspect you fell into a culutural quagmire which I still fall into. If you come out and directly accuse someone of making a mistake or ripping you off, and especially if you do it an agressive or angry tone, the other person will always dig in their heals will do anything to maintain their face. In Don Marco's recent Batam trip report, I aggressively confronted some idiot papasans at the Hollywood booking joint when they didn't immedeatily budge of an inflated take out fee. As soon as I got animated and aggressive, it was all over and there was no way they could give the correct price and maintain face. In fact Epi and DM went back the next day an in fact got the correct price. In no way I am presenting this as a defense and the whole face thing is a huge cluster fuck IMO. But it is china shop that some of the more animated western guys like myself must negotiate.

Honestly I have never used any house on Lorong 18 which is below house 38. Those houses in the stretch where house 12 is have always given me a foreigner unfriendly vibe. I am surprised you got grief at house 42 though, as I have found houses 40, 42, and 44 to all be foreigner friendly.

I will post this over at Sammyboy, will definately boycott this joint, and drop by to let them know why the won't be getting my business.

Recently, Geylang has become more foriegner unfriendly. With the lone exception of the mainland Chinese FL girls starting to go with western guys and also becoming more friendly towards everyone. It's too bad as a couple months ago it was a pretty damn good scene. I am sure that the idiot pimps feel like it a good business move because there are so few foriegners going to Geylang and they can wring more money out of those. Too bad they are so myopic and can't see that if they treat the foriegners well eventually they will be there in droves.

Then again from what I have been reading it sounds likes times are not so good for the girls working Orchard Towers and the prices have been coming down.

By Crazier on Sunday, January 16, 2005 - 10:57 pm:  Edit

Geylang touts, pimps and whorehouse owners seem to have decided that foreigners, especially white foreigners need to be discriminated upon based an some stupid logic which I myself cannot understand.

It does get upset me (even though I am local) so, the best thing is to avoid the damm place altogether and stay with the "independents" at Orchard Towers, not that its cheap there at all. Prices at OT does take a dive past 1am.

In reverse, some girls in OT(esp the Thais) avoid locals like me because they have the great fear that we are anti-vice officers on the prowl.

There are some places in Singapore where being foreign gets you better opportunities!



(Message edited by crazier on January 16, 2005)

By Crazier on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

"that is the most unindonesian looking Indonesian girl I have ever seen....looks half and half too....very beautiful...unbelievable price."

Oh, this kind of look is very Indonesian but not as common in Batam as in Jakarta.

Find them in the kind of joints that cater to locals and Asians as this is the kind of look we love! (Asian Eyes)

Pettite and cute!

By Blazers on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 05:46 pm:  Edit

Crazuer....are we looking at the same girl. Those eyes are as round and big as you are going to get in Asia....Filipinas are the exception. Those eyes are many things but Asian are not one of them. This girl looks like a white girl with eyeliner to make her eyes look more narrow than they really are.

By Crazier on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 09:19 pm:  Edit

Blaz,

I assure you that we are both looking at the same Exotic Indonesian pictures - all 4 of them of the same girl. When I saw her in the streets, I had an instant hard on but she refused to accompany me to the nearby hotel insisting on the room across the road which was sampled by dArt and I refused the experience of that "hothouse".

Her kind does exist and I have encountered enough in Jakarta!

Just that we have different perceptions of what Indonesians could look like.

Ah,
Indonesia has so much variety from the borders of Papua New Guinea to the extreme tip of Sumatra where we had the Tsunami occurances.

It takes 5 hours to fly from one end of the country to the other in a Boeing jet.

Theres also the influences of the Dutch colonizers of past and the mix and breeds do vary enormously.

This kind of "exotic" look is the kind of lovely cuties one would see often enough in Jakarta and perhaps typical of the fairer skin varieties that may not attract all "Bules" but, we Asians love this look and are always scouring around looking for them!

I would almost say she has typical Sundanese facial features although I am not a good detailed observer of faces and facial features for sure!

Tina (who has returned to Sunda) who worked for more than 2 years in Maxims had the same kind of beauty although she was taller and bigger. While Tina was a dry fuck, I could not resist repeating many times cos of her looks and jolly spirit which I loved!

But, I love a great pretty face!

By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 05:29 pm:  Edit

Fuck...I was so mad about the treatment I got at that house I keep messing the number up. I originally told MongerX it was house 44, then I wrote 12 here, but from reviewing the photo it appears the correct number is 14.

Anyhow, this is definitely the correct photo of the house.

Cocksucker Palace
ASSHOUSE

By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 05:32 pm:  Edit

XIII. Ten Joo Chiat Girls Go Round the Outside

Crazier's friend dropped us off on Joo Chiat Road near the Blue Lagoon. The street outside was somewhat lively with many people seated at tables eating and drinking and girls yabbering on their cell phones or crossing back and forth between bars. We had barely walked into the doors and things were already looking promising. I expected as much given my strong preferences for the two Vietnamese girls I had been with thus far.

We had just grabbed an empty table when I spotted the girl that would earn her wages from me tonight. She probably wouldn't be the typical choice of many guys here, tall and lanky, with a small chest, but I thought she had a great face which was enough for me. As I looked around the bar I saw a number of other doables and concluded that this was one of the best lineups I had seen for a single place in Singapore except for Top Ten.

Soon enough the three of us had companions, though not of our choosing. Three random girls came up to us to greet us, ask our names, where we were from, the typical BS...before promising to join us later to keep us company. I had known from MongerX's briefing that this was the modus operandi here, and that some of these girls would be expecting tip$ for the privelege of their company at the end of the night.

I forget if it was Crazier or MongerX, but one of them directly or indirectly signaled my interest to the tall Vietnamese girl. She came over and introduced herself as Won. Before coming over, she looked pretty involved with another guy at another table. She hung out with us for awhile before returning to talk to the other guy.

As we drank our beers, the girls continued to rotate with new girls coming to visit us. MongerX and Crazier both had at least one real cute girl at their side at one point. I was particularly interested in Crazier's choice which he ended up taking to the nearby short-time hotel. Had I spotted her before Won, I may have had a hard time deciding between them because I thought they both were very pretty.

When Won returned I ended up inviting her out for a short date. I don't recall the price I paid, but I'm pretty sure it was whatever the "expected" price was, perhaps Crazier or MongerX can elaborate on that. We walked the short distance to the Hotel 81 on the same street to the right when walking out the door. Won turned out to be a pretty good provider, again close to the average I had been receiving. About 45 minutes or so later and I returned back to the Blue Lagoon to rejoin the guys. Crazier said the service from his date was only so-so.

I forget if this happened before or after I took Won up, but at one point Won came up to hang out with me while some other girl was "keeping me company". The other girl didn't seem too happy about that, but Won didn't seem to care. The other girl was actually the only one that would later return for her "tip". I wasn't inclined to give one at first, but eventually threw her 10 SGD ($6.20 US) to make her go away. Of course she remained for another few minutes asking for another 10 SGD for the time she spent asking me silly questions while I gave her short answers while looking around the bar and chatting with Crazier and MongerX. I was actually expecting more of this to happen, so it wasn't that bad.

MongerX didn't partake in anyone, but he became interested in a girl that looked to me like she was part black. I told MongerX that she had a look that reminded me of a Dominicana, a girl from the Dominican Republic. They exchanged cell numbers for a potential meet up at some later date.

After leaving Blue Lagoon we found a open table outside and grabbed some grub, mostly junk food, but tasty. One dish we ordered lacked flavor, though. It was supposed to be some fish in oyster sauce or something like that, I'm not even sure they got our order right on that, it didn't look like the picture. Before, during, and after our meal we took time to appreciate the talent walking around outside.

We called it a night after our meal. We caught a taxi at a nearby corner and they dropped me off in Geylang. I was pretty beat from getting worked up on Lorong 18 and my workout on Joo Chiat, so I just headed to bed.

By Crazier on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 05:47 pm:  Edit

"When Won returned I ended up inviting her out for a short date. I don't recall the price I paid, but I'm pretty sure it was whatever the "expected" price was, perhaps Crazier or MongerX can elaborate on that."

The normal asking price of these Viets are S$150 for ST. If I remember correctly, I gave mine S$100 but you were more generous either at S$120 or S$150. Your generousity perhaps because you paid a ransom at OT's Top Ten?

The hotels here do S$20 for 2 or 3 hours which is not bad. In Geylang, the same hotels do S$10 for an hour which suits the ST tricks there.

Recent weeks has seen huge police action in Joo Chiat resulting in the detention and sending back of many Viets. 2-3 weeks ago. On a few nights that I popped in to check out the talent, it was barren except for a few hard core girls who seem to have survived the sweep.

As always, things do bounce back and last night, when I went in the neighbourhood for dinner, I found that life was coming back to normal in Joo Chiat although it will take a few weeks before we see the same intensity of girls as when you visited.

JC's major claim to fame right in the recent year has been its Viet girls.

By Admin on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 11:05 pm:  Edit

Photos: Joo Chiat Won 32 33 34

By Khun_mor on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 11:31 pm:  Edit

Won is a definite hottie. Viet girls can be very beautiful indeed. I love hanging out in the mini malls in Little Saigon in OC- some very sweet eye candy there. Won seems definitely more sofisticated - at least in looks- than the Viets I see posted from Cambodia. A totally different class of girl in Singapore or Macau vs Cambo I'm sure.

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 05:39 pm:  Edit

XIV. Day Eight: Finally? A Hot Thai!

I checked out of the Princess checked into my new room at the Palace on Lorong 16 to spend the final days of my trip. The Hotel 81's were not much different, in fact the Princess was probably slightly better than the rest regarding room decor, size, and hotel location, but the Palace had the 24 business center. (OK, a single computer on dial-up for an inflated price...but 24 hours) Another benefit of the Palace was that it was right next to L16 #37 so I could try again my last two days.

Palace Palace
Palace Palace

Before I did anything else, I walked down the street to Westerhout and crossed over to Lorong 18 to get a pic of the building where the cocksuckers worked. On the way back, I snapped a pic of Gigi's HQ #37 since I was visiting there so often. A semi-cute streetwalker that worked near Westerhout and Lorong 16 smiled at me again as I walked past. (I say again because we had actually been exchanging looks a lot throughout my days in Geylang, though I didn't mention her til now) Note: She was definitely a she. I say this because at night the exact same area is mostly katoeys. I don't know why she and a few other genuine girls worked the same area.

AssFucker House Gigi's HQ
Cocksuckers Left, Gigi HQ Right

I then MRT'd over to Paya Labar, the next stop east from Aljunied. Paya Labar was the closest stop to Joo Chiat Road, and based on my Lonely Planet map, didn't look like a very long walk. The walk was easily doable, but it did turn out to be much further than I expected and not worth the trouble...taxi only to Joo Chiat in the future.

MongerX had other priorities tonight so I planned to return here alone in the evening. I wanted to get a daytime perspective of the place and figured I'd snap a couple pics in the meantime. I found a third bar they had mentioned, Jazzy 51, after walking a bit down Joo Chiat from Geylang Road. Blue Spot and Blue Lagoon were further down Joo Chiat than I expected, just north of Joo Chiat Lane, but it wasn't too far. After the pics and a bit of exploring, I taxi'd back to Geylang.

Jazzy51 Blue Lagoon

I took a longer route walking back down Lorong 18 to cross over to Westerhout. As I rounded the corner, I saw what appeared to be the behinds of two cute Thai girls walking into House #12. This piqued my interest as they appeared ready for work. I first had to check on Gigi, though, but as expected she wasn't available. I doubled back to Westerhout to see if the the brothel was open. The tout standing outside saw me walking back his way and waved me on over into the house. The fisbhowl was to the right of the entrance, and the faces of the two Thai girls were as attractive as their bottoms. There were a few others as well but standard fare. The choice wasn't too difficult as one clearly stood out for my personal tastes. It was nice to finally find a Thai girl that actually matched the standard I might expect to find in Thailand.

My afternoon date's name was Bibi. She brought me upstairs into her heavily decorated room, with a good part of the walls covered with pictures of herself. She definitely liked pictures and was very photogenic. I think my photos of her came out pretty well, but the 11x14's on the wall and the shots she showed me on her digital camera made her look like a model...Khun Mor Da quality.

We spoke for a while before cleaning up and doing our deeds. She was pretty good, but not spectacular. Still, I finished unusually early given her level of service, probably only after about 20 minutes. Between talking and hanging out we still were in her room for probably a good 40 minutes. I snapped my own shots of her and she gave me a cute photo booth pic of herself to me before I left.

By Admin on Monday, January 24, 2005 - 01:54 pm:  Edit

Photos: Westerhout Bibi 35 36 37 38 39

By Blazers on Monday, January 24, 2005 - 03:18 pm:  Edit

Bibi is a pretty girl and you are right about being a model. She has the Bangkok Thai girl look with just enough Chinese that would put her in demand if she was taller. Girls like Khun Mor's Da might be pretty to us but would never make it as she has the Isaan look that some of us love but are just considered short brown girls to the general public....no offense KM...she's pretty enough but nowhere near model material.

By Khun_mor on Monday, January 24, 2005 - 10:29 pm:  Edit

Blazers
I never take offense with another's opinion as that is all it is . Had you met Da in person you would likely have a different attitude towards the way she looks. The camera likes her but she is still far better looking in person. Ask Epi who has seen his share of Thai girls as we all know.
If I remember you thought she was not Isaan but Thai- Chinese when I first posted her pic . Anyway I give don't give a f**k about her now.

As for Bibi- I think she is friggin gorgeous. I would travel half way around the world to meet her for sure. House # 12 you say eh ??

By Don Marco on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 05:34 am:  Edit

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.... period

Well unless one is actually employeed as a model agent or involved in media resourcing.

By Don Marco on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 08:25 am:  Edit

I'll take Da for a roll any day-- happily.





By Epimetheus on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 08:36 am:  Edit

Blazers

Bibi is HOT, but Da is HOTTER!! If you were to meet Da and Bibi on the street, you'd understand the difference...

D'art

I've been following this thread with interest - GREAT REPORT!!

E

By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 06:40 pm:  Edit

XV. What Happened to Last Night's Joo Chiat?

I spent the rest of the afternoon and early evening taking tourist photos. I MRT'd over to Bugis, a couple stops west of Kallang, to visit Arab St. The Sultan Mosque was nice, but the rest of the area wasn't very interesting. I then MRT'd another stop west to City Hall to check out the Esplanade theaters. Those were interesting structures resembling gigantic eyes of a fly.

Esplanade Esplanade

On the way back I walked through some kind of mall. I am not certain, but it seemed as though the mall was under street level. I took an escalator down from in front of the Esplanade and I don't think I walked or rode anything back up before going through the mall. Also the mall didn't have any normal exits or views of outside. Anyways I walked through this semi-mall until I reached an MRT station at the end to return to Geylang.

I did some walking around to observe the street talent, but nothing eventful happened until I headed back out for my solo mission to Joo Chiat around 10pm. I hailed a taxi near my hotel and had him drop me off near the 51Jazzy on Joo Chiat Road.

There was a big bouncer-looking type guy near the entrance and I thought I was going to be patted down, but I just walked in without incident. First thing I saw was a small lounge-type area that had some people, mostly guys. Past this was a pathway with some karaoke rooms. In the back I found the main bar area. It was pretty busy, but the girl-to-guy ratio didn't seem very good. I saw a few girls that were doable quality, but none of them really stood out to me. Almost all that were at least decent were already with guys. I noticed some butterflying like at Blue Lagoon, but it seemed much less frequent. I usually at least order a bar and find a seat to observe for a while, but I quickly lost interest and just ended up leaving after walking around for about 10 minutes and getting a look at almost all the talent.

I continued down Joo Chiat and turned left into Blue Star across from the Blue Lagoon. This place was set up with a large rectangular bar in the center of the place, with the table arranged in a larger rectangle encircling the bar. There was also a bit of space in the back separated by a center divide. I ordered a beer here and walked around, but I still didn't find much to my liking here and the quality and ratio didn't seem as nice as it was at Blue Lagoon the previous night. After my drink I crossed the street over to Blue Lagoon.

Something had definitely changed between this night and the previous night, either with Joo Chiat, with me, or with both. The previous night was a really pleasant discovery of a "special gem location" with plenty of hot options. Tonight I was in a bar with talent that was only average and hardly memorable. I recognized one or two girls, but not many more than that which was unusual as I have relatively good facial recognition. The girls I did recognize didn't seem as attractive as the previous night, one of them was Crazier's date who looked cute, but I thought she was smoking the night before.

Eventually I ran into Won, my date from the night before, and Huong, the girl MongerX had the hots for. These two along with Crazier's date were the only three I considered attractive enough to spend money on this night, although I wasn't interested in a Won repeat. There actually was one other girl that was pretty hot, but she didn't look the least bit interested in speaking with anyone so I didn't bother with her.

Huong approached me on a couple occasions and we talked a bit, but it seemed more as a friendly gesture rathen than as a business interest. She didn't flirt with me at all like she did with MongerX. But eventually after a couple hours of searching and not finding a girl with the proper combination of looks and attitude, I invited Huong to a drink and brought up the proposition myself of us heading off to a room together. She seemed a bit surprised, as though she had no clue I found her attractive, but she happily agreed. She had to talk to another guy I think she was butterflying with, but after that we headed off to Hotel 81 together after finishing our drinks.

The hotel clerk asked for my passport, since I didn't have it Huong had to present hers. This actually had occured every time I rented a short-time hotel room in Geylang and Joo Chiat, but I believe I neglected to mention this previously. I started to walk down one path to our room as indicated by the range on one of the signs, but Huong was insistent of leading me down the other path. Of course we ended up walking in a big circle before we got to the room. Huong smiled innocently realizing her mistake.

Huong's attitude was fine, but I didn't really think much of the service she provided. She seemed a bit too professional to me. To make matters worse, she had a scent that really wasn't to my liking, somewhat of a musky order. It wasn't at all like the occasional stink pussy one runs across in Tijuana, but it was enough for me to lose my desire for sex after a short while. I couldn't finish with Huong. I explained it as just being tired from staying up all night the night before.

I got a quick bite to eat at a nearby restaurant that wasn't too crowded. With my stomach satiated but my gun still fully loaded, I found a taxi to take me to Orchard Towers for a more enjoyable date for the evening, hopefully with the Kobe Tai lookalike.

By Admin on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 03:45 am:  Edit

Photos: Aromatic Huong 40 41 42 43 44

By Crazier on Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 09:07 am:  Edit

"Bibi is HOT, but Da is HOTTER!! If you were to meet Da and Bibi on the street, you'd understand the difference... "

I presume u met both personally to make this remark knowing you!

Never saw Da, but did check out Bibi personally.

She is No 66 from House 12 on Westerhout Road. Yes, she photgraphs beautifully and in person, she looks bubbly and teases you actively from the showcase.

I found her service to be rather mechanical and this due to her situation of being too popular!

The day I actually had her, she was just coming down as I entered and even before I could walk down the stairs from her room, another was quickly up-the-stairs as I was descending. This after I was "beeped" by the pimp as I had overexceeded my 20 minutes (at S$40 - local price and time allowed).

I was definitely attracted by her cute sexiness to go back and check her out that day after first sighting her a couple of weeks earlier with Mx.

No, I did not "finish" that visit despite the fact that I am usually quite easy to please!

By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, February 02, 2005 - 06:33 pm:  Edit

XVI. Overnight at Kobe Tai's Shack

I arrived at Top Ten after 1am and walked right in without a cover. Christy and Lisa were around, but I didn't see Viet Stunner or Kobe Tai. None of the other girls really stood out for me that night, so it was a relief when Kobe Tai showed up about an hour later. I didn't waste time in inviting her to a drink. Her name was Sheryy, and she was from Thailand. We hung out for another hour or so before I asked if she'd like to leave the club with me. I was a little bit embarrassed about bringing her back to my hotel in Geylang, so I apologized in advance that I didn't have a very nice hotel because I couldn't find any a reasonably priced hotel on Orchard Road because I hadn't made reservations in advance. Sherry offered to bring me back to her place if I wanted. She had a female roommate, but she called and didn't expect her to be there.

I was hesistant about going back to Sherry's, but I figured it'd be an adventure and that it probably would be roomier and nicer than where I was staying in Geylang. We found ourselves a cab and arrived in front of a group of restaurant stalls about 10 minutes later. I followed Sherry down a path between them which led us to an elevator. I'd hardly exited the elevator when I realized the place was going to be a dump. I felt like I was in some building in the ghetto. Sherry had me help her move a small refrigerator in the hallway underneath which a key was hidden. She unlocked the door and we walked in. I knew for certain now that I should have taken her back to my hotel.

The room was small and was a mess. Most of the space was taken up by the two beds in the center. In the corner I saw an uncooked chicken in a pan. There was some other stuff in the pan but I don't remember what it was. The chicken looked like it had been there at least a day. I was surprised that the room didn't reek because of it. Sherry told me the chicken was for luck or something. I was bugged out by it a little, it seemed ritualistic. I never saw anything like this in Thailand, but then again I never went back to a working girl's place there either.

The bathroom was poorly lit because the light in there didn't work and the walls were dark. As I went to clean up, Sherry notified me that the hot water did not work...great...

Sherry's place was pretty bad, but I made the most of it. We talked for a while before jumping in bed together. Sherry was an aggresive kisser and tried to swallow my tongue. The kissing was a bit more forceful than I liked, but the rest of the session was pretty top-notch. Afterwards we cleaned up a bit and Sherry fell asleep in my arms. The bed was a bit uncomfortable so I didn't sleep too well, but Sherry seemed very comfortable. In fact, I was getting the feeling that she was getting attached to me already by the way we had been getting along and how she was holding me.

Sherry seemed very happy in the morning, but that faded away as I was getting ready to leave. She asked me about my plans, so I told her that I'd be busy shopping and doing stuff all day since I was leaving the next morning. I could tell she wanted to meet up, but was reluctant to come straight out and ask me. She suggested that she'd be at Top Ten if I showed up, but I pretty much said I'd be unavailable getting ready to leave the next day. She looked a bit sad, but she understood.

I walked out past the restaurant stall and down the street to a corner to find that I was on Bencoolen. I spotted the nearby Hotel 81. Hotel 81 Bencoolen was one of the hotels I plan to try out next time I'm in Singapore. It's inexpensive, closer to Orchard Road, and is the only Hotel 81 besides Palace to have internet access.

I could have checked it out then, but I just wanted to get to my room and get my teeth brushed and body showered up with warm water. I hailed a nearby cab and had him take me back to Geylang.

Note: The pictures of Sherry did not come out well. She was tired when I took the pictures, and I'm not sure she's that photogenic either, but she really did look hot in person. As for looking like Kobe Tai, here are pics of Kobe I found for comparison. The resemblance is in the candid photo, of course, not the one that's touched up.

Kobe Kobe

By Crazier on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 04:14 am:  Edit

"I was hesistant about going back to Sherry's, but I figured it'd be an adventure and that it probably would be roomier and nicer than where I was staying in Geylang. We found ourselves a cab and arrived in front of a group of restaurant stalls about 10 minutes later. I followed Sherry down a path between them which led us to an elevator. I'd hardly exited the elevator when I realized the place was going to be a dump."

Many of the Thai and other working ladies who come to Singapore are referred by one another to stay in such dumps at about S$10 each per night!

When Julie my Thai friend came down last, she stayed in a similar dump in another part of town and I could tell it was a horrible dump without going upstairs.

She moved out after a night to bunk in at a luxury apartment where another Thai girl was staying all because that girl was being kept by an Italian expat but, he was out of town.

In his absence that girl was "moonlighting" to build up some cash for her intended "break-up" with the Italian guy as the relationship was going nowhere!

So, tiny bareback rooms in Hotel 81 are luxurious in comparison with these S$10 per night abodes these girls put up with.

Sometimes, you will find 3 or 4 of them sharing a double Hotel 81 type room in Bencoolen Street too!

The point is, they do not expect to be going back to sleep and that is why at 2-3 am, prices take a plunge at Orchard Towers in many cases!

Well, you are the more experienced and wiser from spending the night there for sure!

By Admin on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 10:17 am:  Edit

Photos: Kobe Sherry 45 46 47

By Masterbates on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 01:39 pm:  Edit

"Non-stop babbling crooked-toothed motherfucker" ha ha ha ha !! Now you know what we have to put up with in TJ! Upon reading that sentence, I almost blew hot coffee out of my nose! So I put the cup down on the table and continued reading....it's safer that way.

As always, your TR's are so descriptive, it puts you way up there with Epimetheus, Merlin and
Socrates69. The pics of Sherry are just stunning. What a babe! The way you described her GFE toward you, I'm surprised you left the country without her!

M. Bates

By d'Artagnan on Friday, February 04, 2005 - 08:01 pm:  Edit

"Now you know what we have to put up with in TJ!"

Now I know? This is d'Art...TJ roll call d'Art...

Actually these guys in the Thai brothels were much worse than the typical TJ person. Imagine sitting in AB trying to decide between one of the beauties and having the midget waiter unbathed and unkempt in ruffled clothes asking you which girl you were going to pick in 10-15 second intervals.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, February 04, 2005 - 08:03 pm:  Edit

XVII. Day Nine: Blue Ocean Bath

In the morning of my last full day I walked around and got some more photos of Geylang. The first two photos are the Chinese/Malay brothels, Cat150, or whatever you want to call them. These two were among the ones on Lorong 20. MongerX mentioned that some of them were targeted at Japanese men. Based on the names, I think these might be among them.

Fiji Night Ogoto

The next two photos are in the vicinity of Geylang and Lorong 10. The one on the left is the Hotel Ascendere. I found Vulcan Girl around the corner from here and Yuki a bit south. The second photo was on a building nearby. I found the "Hidden Camera" sign amusing.

Ascendere Hidden Camera

I made my final stop to try to hook up with Gigi at #37 around 1pm, still with no success. The reason I kept going back for Gigi is that I didn't really like the selection process at these places. Since the girls usually do not work on site, you have to describe what you like to the attendant who then tries to determine someone you'd like and call her to come over. You can ask for a different girl if you don't like the one that arrives, but I was concerened I'd end up not liking any of the girls that arrived and ended up paying a premium (200 SGD for foreigners, or $123 US) for a girl I might only be moderately attracted to.

Still, I had to squeeze in one of the CAT150's before I left at least for research purposes, so I headed back to my hotel to use the computer in the business center and see if I could find any recommendations on the Sammyboy forum. The organization was somewhat difficult to follow, but I fortunately found a topic for recommendations. The girl that seemed most popular was named "East", but her base of operations was a place on Lorong 18 I think that was kind of small. Instead I ended up trying to hook up with the #2 girl, "Blue Sky" on Lorong 14, house #27.

The attendant at #27 was a middle-aged woman. In general the staff working the CAT150 houses seemed more polite and respectable than the trash working the CAT40s (Thai brothels). For some reason I felt even more at ease with this lady. She seemed really nice and I didn't feel she'd get annoying if I had difficulties selecting a girl. Since I was more comfortable, I scratched my plan for a specific request and described my tastes. I strongly emphasized facial beauty and mentioned I also liked taller girls and long hair. She left me for a moment in a small waiting room while she made a call and offered me a drink while I waited. I asked the name of the girl she called and was told "Blue Ocean". I remembered seeing that name on the Sammyboy forum but couldn't remember anything about it. In a short time the girl arrived.

My initial thought was a bit of disappointment, she was tall and had hair a little past her shoulders, but she looked a bit heavier than I would have liked and her face didn't seem very pretty at first. She wasn't smiling either. She was within my range of doable, but I normally wouldn't pay that much for a girl of her level of attractiveness. I thought about it for a moment, then figured I'd probably just end up going through similar girls or ones I was less attracted to. I decided to just do it and said she was acceptable.

Blue Ocean led me upstairs to a room where we undressed and hopped into the shower where she washed me up pretty good. A bit of sexual activity would have been nice like I'd expect in Thailand, but the shower ended up being just to clean up. She had me dry off and wait on the bed while she finished cleaning herself up.

She was looking a lot nicer now. Since I had agreed to go with her she perked up a little and I ended up being happy enough with how she looked. She had a bit of a wicked (in a nice way) look on her face when she came to the bed to start the session. She then softly pushed me back on the bed where she initiated a very long cat bath, running her tongue over nearly my entire body. BBBJ, rimming, and DATY were also part of the deal. The foreplay was very enjoyable.

The sex that followed was also enthusiastic and pleasurable. As we finished up I was thinking to myself I really should have hit some of these places sooner. When I eventually return to Singapore I will definitely be hitting these places up more often, but will prepare in advance. MongerX and Crazier also have a pretty good handle on my tastes, I might have them ask friends for recommendations.

I got a couple of pics of Blue Ocean before I left, but I do not like how they turned out at all. I guess this is what she looked like, but at the time and in person she seemed much better looking.

With some time to kill after my afternoon session, I headed back to Chinatown to do some shopping.

By Admin on Saturday, February 05, 2005 - 10:29 am:  Edit

Photos: Blue Ocean 48 49

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, February 06, 2005 - 09:32 pm:  Edit

XVIII. Chinese Choker Girl

While I was shopping I spoke on the phone with MongerX. We had a research project set up for the evening, that being the bars around Desker Road. From my understanding, most of these were hostess bars staffed with girls that didn't necessarily go with customers often. I really didn't know much about it and MongerX seemed uncertain too, but we were going to see tonight. He gave me the directions and we arragned to meet later that night.

After shopping I MRT'd over to Orchard Road to use the iCafe I had been using. Our meeting time was coming up quickly, so I just checked my email to make sure no last minute things came up since I was set to leave the next afternoon. I caught a cab outside and gave him the address for Desker.

Our driver ended up taking a route down Orchard Road which seemed to be a huge mistake. We got caught in monster traffic, but eventually we got through and were on our way. I think that traffic set me back at least 30 minutes late, but eventually I got to the meeting point. I don't recall the name of the bar.

The place seemed somewhat upscale, definitely expensive. I soon joined the group which was I think five guys with my arrival with a corresponding female companion for each one of us. The appetizers, drinks, and attentive service reminded me of some of the places that cater to wealthy Japanese businessmen.

Soon after I was seated, a hostess was called over to keep me company, but we didn't talk much. I only found her moderately attractive. There was one girl that that I thought was REALLY hot, but she was occupied with one of the other guys.

We hung out for a while having drinks and watching the girls sing and perform on a small stage, but I felt out of place as the other guys seemed to know each other better and if I recall correctly, weren't necessarily hardcore hobbyists like MongerX and myself. They also mostly paid attention to the girls, of course, while I was more interested in moving on to get one or two sessions in on my last night. We got pics of some of the girls we were with. The one that joined me early on had left by this time, but the girl I really liked is the one on the far right. MongerX's companion is the middle one.

Desker Girls

Eventually I excused myself to head back out for the evening. MongerX decided to stay to work on the girl he was with to see if anything came of it, but I don't think anything had last I heard.

I caught a cab outside back to Geylang, and did a walkthrough around the area before deciding on the girl I saw wearing the white choker outfit from the other night.

Choker Girl was friendly and attractive, but a bit too professional. Part of the reason I think was that she was another girl that didn't speak a lick of English, it's always more difficult to establish rapport when you can hardly communicate.

I went to get some food and a stall on Geylang while I considered my next option. I didn't want to end my trip with a so-so session.

By Admin on Monday, February 07, 2005 - 07:55 am:  Edit

Photos: Choker Girl 50 51 52

By Blazers on Monday, February 07, 2005 - 09:27 am:  Edit

Wow, unreal body on choker girl and nice smile. Was she Chinese? Seems like a lot of the Chinese girls have something odd about their look and I think most are smokers and have tinted teeth and some redness to their skin.

Overall we should all be very thankful that you put the time in to discuss all areas of Singapore nightlife in such great detail. Considering the details of your TJ Roll calls and such, either you take great notes or have a photographic memory....great job

By d'Artagnan on Monday, February 07, 2005 - 10:25 am:  Edit

Choker Girl was Chinese. I was by far more attracted to the Chinese Girls in Geylang more than any of the others. However, in gereral I preferred the looks of the Vietnamese in OT and Joo Chiat over everyone else. Of course, the Thai girls in Singapore were of lower quality than you find in Thailand.

I did not notice many teeth problems with the Chinese Girls at all. In general I've seen more tinted teeth and crooked teeth in Thailand and the Philippines.

Actually I don't consider my visual memory that good, but I do have excellent recognition and ability to relate things. I can do the roll calls because I maintain a long list at home and can recognize who I saw on the list for a week or so. However, as soon as I walk out of the clubs I can usually not remember what anyone was wearing. Strange how memory works differently for different people, huh?

By d'Artagnan on Monday, February 07, 2005 - 10:26 am:  Edit

XIX. A Glint of Beauty in the Shadows

I considered heading back to Orchard Road, but I knew I would probably end up at Top Ten and would feel uncomfortable taking anyone out in front of Sherry, or even seeing her there and not spending time with her. Besides, I already probably went over budget with the previous OT visits. Singapore isn't really that expensive relative to other places I've been in the world, but for SEA it's high and the cost/quality ratio isn't that great.

I considered doing one of the latin girls near the Ascendere just for the novelty of it, but decided against it. Another consideration was the girl from India with the really long hair to get a notch from India, but I wasn't really that attracted to her. Sure enough, I ended up just looking for another Chinese girl.

I saw one I liked in front of the Hotel 81 Orchid on Lorong 8. I watched from across the street as a guy approached, spoke with her for a sec, then balked at her response. I imagined that he was a local and was surprised that she would try to charge him foreigner rates, but still I thought his response was a bad sign. Nevertheless, she was one of the more attractive girls so I ended up walking up to her. She quoted me 200 SGD ($123 US), double the rate of the other Chinese girls. I just smiled and walked away after that. I hung around the area trying to decide between the other girls because this spot seemed to have the best talent this evening. Another guy approached the expensive girl and I watched as he struggled with the decision on taking her. I was hoping he wouldn't, figuring that she wouldn't get any business with her high rate, but after about 10 minutes of standing around and looking at her, he eventually went with her.

I walked back into the alley behind the Darlene hotel between Lorong 8 and Lorong 6. As mentioned previously, it's a dimly lit area, but there seemed to be a couple cute girls there. I saw one I thought was attractive, but I couldn't tell for sure without walking up right next to her due to the lighting. Instead I just walked around the area some more, I wasn't in a rush anyways.

A short time later the girl came out of the shadows. She looked pretty good, cute like a Japanese schoolgirl. She smiled at me and I ended up approaching her. This was another girl with zero English, but I ended up going with her anyways.

Shadow Girl was nothing really special, but she was better than Choker Girl so I was still happy.

It was pretty late now and I wasn't too interested in another session, so I returned to the Palace to get some rest for my flight the next day.

By Admin on Wednesday, February 09, 2005 - 12:05 pm:  Edit

Photos: Shadow Girl 53 54 55 56

By d'Artagnan on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 04:37 pm:  Edit

XX. Singapore Trip Summary

I didn't have to be at the airport until around noon, but I was up early with an hour and a half to kill so I did some walking around. Just down the street near the corner of Lorong 16 and Westerhout were a few available girls, one of which I had been eyeing throughout the trip but continued to put off. She was usually posted on the other side of the street, so I never really got a close look at her despite thinking she was cute from a distance. Today she was in the middle of my past as I headed south from my hotel. She smiled as I walked by, and I had to stop myself from flinching when she did. Her teeth were very crooked, making her well form face appear suddenly freakish in an instant. I continued walking, taken back a bit by that sight.

On the way back I eyed her body...small tits, but otherwise well formed. She looked nice with a grin, but I couldn't get the image of her smiling out of my head. I spotted a cat nearby and stooped down to pet it as I debated squeezing in one last session before I left. She had a nice body, appeared to have a good attitude, and I assumed at this time of day she'd be a bargain...but I just couldn't do it.

Time ran out soon enough, so I caught a cab to the airport. Ticketing, immigration, customs all went smoothly to put me on the long flight back home.

Overall, Singapore would rank third behind Thailand and Philippines for SEA countries I've visited. I prefer it over Cambodia and Indonesia(Batam), I haven't been elsewhere in SEA.

My preferred spot was easily Orchard Towers both in level of talent and quality of service provided, but this was cost-prohibitive for my budget for more than a few days. I had an initial very strong impression of Joo Chiat, but my second night seemed disappointing. Geylang was nice for sheer volume and a high number of attractive Chinese girls, but service was below average for SEA and communication was difficult. Thai brothel talent was lower than I prefer and I really disliked dealing with the male staff. I only tried the Chinese/Malay brothels once because of the high price and distaste for having girls called in and having to reject ones I didn't like.

The taxi drivers seemed like decent guys, there was no hassle over fare negotations because meters were always used and no pressure to get taken on tours or to massage parlors where the drivers get commission. The only bad thing was the surcharges after midnight and possibly others that I'm unaware of, but this applied to all taxis rather than being a hassle from any individual driver.

One nice benefit of Singapore is it's proximity to Batam, Indonesia. Batam has many inexpensive options to balance out some of the higher costs of Singapore. I did find it more difficult to find girls I was attracted to in Batam, though.

The biggest drawback of Singapore I'd have to say was the cost. The same amount of money would get better talent and service in both the Philippines and Thailand.

Of the Western countries I've visited, I prefer Argentina, Brazil, and Germany over Singapore. My Germany trip was only a month prior, so it was difficult not to compare the experiences. With the exception of one non-FKK session, every Germany experience was better in terms of service, and most in terms of looks for my particular taste.

Nevertheless, since I've already had multiple trips to both Thailand and the Philippines, I'll probably make another Singapore/Batam run before returning. Of course, that will be after I hit Hong Kong...

By Mongerx on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 06:58 am:  Edit

D'Art. It was a pleasure meeting on your trip to Singapore and Batam. You did a commendable job of sampling the fairly wide ranging options of p4p in Singapore. While I agree that cost is a major drawback, one thing that is also a negative is the whole variability of the scene. Joo Chiat looked pretty damn good and then it just basically fell apart. Also, some many of the FL (Like those who populate Orchard Towers) are on two week tourist visas and this leads to real uneven quality.

While your reports are extremely informative what doesn't come through is that you are a really easy going relaxed guy. Our taste differ in women and locations, but I'll respect you opinion and won't debate it. Also, I know that you relied upon me to show the way in Batam and I hope that I didn't shirk my duties and let you down.


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