Day 1:

Upon my arrival at the airport around 7:30 I called my friend Zippy who lives in Jakarta. He suggested that I hit CJ’s in the Hotel Mulia that evening as it was Ladies night and sure to have a good freelancer to sausage ratio. He suggested that things would start to get happening around 10:30-11 and then if I still hadn’t hooked up and/or wanted to continue the party then head over to My Bar in Block M later. Also, Zippy gave me some very good advice when it came to paying for the freelancers from the Bule joints. First don’t tell them you are new to Jakarta and don’t discuss money with them. In the morning just confidently slip them 300K with a 20K bill around the outside (for taxi) when they leave the next day. While I don’t have a significant sample size yet, early indications are that this advice is right on the money. I didn’t encounter any of these outrageous 1,000,000 rupiah requests I had heard rumors of.

Unfortunately, I had a throbbing headache and a slightly upset stomach when I finally arrived at the hotel. So I tried to take a nap and then go on a quest for some food, massage and to change some money. As I left the hotel I turned left and immediately found myself at the corner of Hayam Wuruk and Mangga Besar. Supposedly there were some money changers if I turned left down Mangga Besar. Well this turned out to be a colorful scruffy street. On the side “service” road there were many food stalls all of which had snake cages. Evidently this is the place to go to eat exotic snake and there were many varieties available I even saw some King Cobras; Fascinating but no money changer.

At the third cross street, I saw some soft neon glow which set off my Sin Radar. So I walked down the street and sure enough I saw in big red neon lights “BINTANG MAWAR” a name I recognized as a down market brothel with supposedly awful short time rooms. Of course, I entered to check out my first Jakarta House of Sin. Not too surprising is was very dark, smoky, and thumping with loud house music. I took a seat and as my eyes adjusted I could see there were 20-30 girls milling about but nothing jumped out as a hottie. A mamasan quickly approached and as a rare bule patron the one girl who spoke 15 English expressions was hoisted upon me. The girl was dressed in the typical indo hooker two piece stretched lycra outfit. The girl had a tight figure but fugly face. I had a drink and let her grind on me, but with my head still hurting and my stomach churning I had decided that I was only gonna look in here and not pull the trigger on a short time.

After eating and freshening up, I caught a taxi to the Hotel Mulia. Wow, what a dramatic difference in ambiance this posh 5* facility offered in contrast to Manga Besar. I eventually found the entrance to CJ’s one floor below the main lobby and I got some sticker shock at the price of admission. If you weren’t a hotel guest, then you had to buy a ticket for you first drink. The prices of the first drink were around 40K for a soft drink, 60K for a beer, and 80k for a whiskey coke. And no it didn’t come with a blowjob! Well I had come this far, so I coughed up the cash and entered. I was really impressed with the layout and more impressed with what I would say was about 250 female patrons and 50 male patrons. The girls ranged from no thanks to damn that’s sweet, and their ages ranged from early 20’s to a little long in the tooth. Also the attire ranged from mildly slutty, to I came here from the office, to sweet early twenty-something casual. The male patrons were about 80% white westerners ranging from young surfer bucks to business travelers who had just come straight from the office. There was a great band, and there was a center bar on the main level. In the back there were two raised tiers of sitting areas, with the top tier having some nice booth style seats.

The scene was classic free lancer action I love. You can just bop around and just start talking to any of the multitude of girls giving you the eye. It really sparks the FANTASY that you are smooth operator working the scene and deciding just who would you make the lucky lady tonight. I actually was having so much fun just dancing and flirting with girls that three hours flew by. I worked about six targets and only once was I hit up for a drink (a 60K gin and tonic) and I only drank my buy-in drink. Most of the girls were pretty cognizant of the high prices and didn’t ask for drinks.

I ended up choosing Liza, a rather fair skinned 22 year old from Solo I believe. Anyway I didn’t have an intitial attraction for her. She was in a group of four girls, one of which was a very tall and slender one. However, when I approached the tall one she made a face like I had just peed in her porridge. Liza was next to her, and we just kind of hung out. Quickly she was being pretty playful and joking around – however unlike a whore trying to close the deal. Soon we were dancing I noticed that her lower half was looking and moving real good. She was wearing some tight hip hugger jeans and her ass had a wonderful firm form, much like a smaller Columbian girl’s ass. Well I was getting pretty happy grinding against it in some PG rated dancing. I really was enjoying the softer sell, and at this point I really wasn’t even sure whether Liza was an amateur, semi pro, or pro.

Then suddenly the band played its last set and it was clear that the bar was closing and it was time to move. Well I asked Liza were she was off to next, and when she commented “home to sleep.” I quickly responded with an offer to share my bed. She actually blushed and got all shy. But after about 15 seconds she was in agreement. However, she was really shy and said she didn’t want her friends to see her leave. So we had to wait in the lobby for a few minutes before going out to catch a cab. On hindsight, I am sure this little act was most likely to avoid a previous of future Mr. Right Now.

Once in the cab, we were cuddling and touchy feely but nothing like the slut grope-a-thon I am more accustomed too. I also asked where she worked, and Liza said that she hadn’t found a job yet. It was obvious at that point that her job was to make me a happy man that night!


Back in the hotel, I get the whole mood thing going with music and drinks. Then we take separate showers, and Liza comes to bed wearing a white tank top t-shirt I had given her. But she still had on bra and panties. Liza climbs under the covers and then pronounces it was time to sleep and rolls on her side giving me her backside. What!??? So I spoon up to her, start to kiss her neck and pop open the bra. She protests mildly saying come on its time to sleep. I was actually having some doubts here. I struggled and pulled her bra away from her despite some protesting. Then after forcing myself back into a spooning position. I am caressing her really soft skin and after a couple of minute I slip my hands inside the elastic to her panties and slip them off while she protests of wanting to sleep only. After settling her down and pressing up against her and kissing her neck, I ease my hands over her smooth firm round ass and in between her legs. Holy Tsunami Batman, I had found a river of sweet nectar. Liza you lying little bitch I know you game now. While not my usual style, you want someone to TAKE you then I will take you. What ensued was a really good Indonesian fuck you through the mattress session, highlighted by absolutely gorgeous view from the doggy position.


After a couple hours of sleep, the morning light starts to flood the room and with little prodding I get a very loving good morning honey fuck. At this point, I was hungry as a bear and I made the half hearted invitation to Liza to join me for breakfast. Too my utter surprise she was excitingly accepted the invitation and was dressed and ready to go in nothing flat.

The breakfast spread at the Mercure rocks; and unbelievable selection of hot foods, egg stations, fruit, pastries, hot and cold cereals, porridge, and even cappuccinos. This fat man was in pig heaven (well not literally no pig served here!) However, even more incredible was the power slam Liza did. The girl ate THREE big plates of food. When she had her second plate with an omlette and half a dozen sausage links stacked like penises in a San Francisco bath house, all surrounded in Dim Sum, those two most magical words started to dance in my head: FOOD CREDIT!!!

We finally returned to the bed and a little nap. Instead of a food credit I opted to have a boom voyage around 1PM. Before she left, I discretely stuffed the 320K into her pocket. Liza, I must say was a really sweet delightful fun girl. Although I didn’t see her again she is the girl from this cherry trip who lingers in my mind. I still keep in sporadic SMS contact and will probably give her another spin when I return.

Here are a couple of pics of Liza, but none of them are too good IMO. However, I did get a little 30 second movie of her that I think much more successfully conveys how she looks and what her personality is like. Unfortunately I shot it in portrait and it appears turned 90 degrees to the left. Perhaps some kind sole will rotate it.

Photos: Liza 01 02 03 04

Video: LizaMovie

"When she had her second plate with an omlette and half a dozen sausage links stacked like penises in a San Francisco bath house, all surrounded in Dim Sum, those two most magical words started to dance in my head: FOOD CREDIT"

MX

That's some FUNNY SHIT!! You, my friend, are the KING.

Great start, now keep writing!!

E

"Food Credit"

Now you are porking fun at someone here methinks?

Not sure I like her face (its not bad) but, that pettite frame with her clothes partly off in that video is interesting even while I had to tip over my notebook on the table.

The fact that she is from Solo reminds me of my ex from Solo too. They know how to please a man properly and SERVE him like a KING.
Never ever did I have to raise a finger when she was next to me.

The best gal I ever kept by my side for a year truely.

So far, while many of the Indonesians have proven to be good in bed, except for the Central Javanese (Solo being centre of centre), most of the other Indonesians are behind the Thais when it comes to TREATING THE MAN LIKE A KING over and above the SEX.

Mx, why is the video sideways? She's actually sporting a nice body on the video and I can see how guys would be attracted to her. The Indonesian gals really seem to have the nice curves.

BTW: forget all that scholarly stuff, your true talent is writing for entertainment. Great stuff you always come up with and I can see how guys will start citing you as authority.

I agree with Merlin MX, writing is definitely your forte. A very thorough and entertaining Report. Keep up the great work!

(Message edited by Valterreekian on March 22, 2005)

MX Ask and you shall recieve. I have never posted a video before. I assume it's the same as a pic. If not - let me know haw to do it as I have rotated your video for you.
Here goes---

KM, that didn't work. When I posted the video instead of using the 'insert image' button below "Add a Message" I used the 'insert attachment' button.

The video is sideways because I shot it with my digital camera turned sideways. I am gonna have to buy software in Batam to do some video editing as I am playing around more and more with video.

BTW I appreciate all the positive comments on my writing, but I can't help but feel this is a nice way of saying damn that is a fugly in those pics. Got any better?

Nah, she is not fugly although she is no beauty either!

The "acid test" is, I can get it UP as opposed to some I've seen in some other pics!

MX, I would not say she was UGLY. I would not say that she was my type, but then, I have been with many a woman that I thought was damn nice that none of my buddies thought was even cute. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

If you feel she is sexy, and you have great memories of your time together, and most importantly, if after consideration, you would do her again, then she IS hot for you. That is all that matters.

Nice report, good pics. Keep it up (so to speak)!

MX One more try

Damn Keeps hangin up.

MX Found the problem . When I rotated the video it reverted back to it's uncompressed form . It's now 86MB and too large a file to upload. What did you use to compress the file to 3.9 MB ?? Once I compress the file should be no problem uploading BTW the video looks fine right side up !!

KM, I appreciate your efforts. However, this issue has was surpassed my limited tech knowledge base. The file compression must have been done by my pentax digital camera. The video I originally posted was the raw file I downloaded of my camera.

Hmmm, I may take a look at the pirate--- uhm I mean discounted software on sale this weekend in Batam.

Holy Shit 86MB is a big ass file!

MX, if that digital camera took an 86MB video, that's pretty impressive. The quality is pretty good also. Xen recommended the Pinnacle software (pinnaclesys.com), which I just got and am playing with, it seems to work really well. I just need to get my rear end back to AC to do some real test shoots with the gals. If you guys figure out how to upload, let me know.

(Message edited by khun_mor on March 23, 2005)

MX I give up. It seems when the video is rotated it becomes a huge file. When I try to compress it back down it becomes degraded to the point it is not watchable. Anyone have any suggestions or other software ?

MX
I may be stoopid but I'm persistent. I finally think I got this bugger figured out !! One last piss in the wind follows

Video: LizaMovieUpright

All right --- Now I'm totally confused ! The video runs fine on my hard disk . When I upload the video to here it stalls but the sound is fine . WTF is going on ??

It stuttered a bit, but I let it finish loading from CH and then it ran smooth.

E

KM, great job; you done it. Now do you know anything about video files off mobile phones which end with .3gp

I have a few personal videos which are also sideways and need to have them upright.

Any advice which software to do this and a simple step by step guide?

Thanks

C.

I used the program that Xenono suggested --BlazeMediapro --a shareware program with a free trial period - I run out of free use in 2 days. Very easy user interface . I guess I'll buy it but it's $50 . the url is

www.blazemp.com

I guess I'm not quite as stoopid as I thought I was.It's still a bigger file than most despite the compression so it takes a while to load from Hombre site. Sorry about the relatively minor degradation but it's way compressed in order to get it uploaded at all.

Hey KM, thanks for your concerted effort to rotate the video 90 degrees and post the file. I am not really sure the video was worth all that. Next time, I it will be better for all concerned to holdy the camera in the "correct" position when shooting the video.

Crazier, next time in Batam we will have to cruise the DVD/Software stores for video editing software. I was going to do that but I go to distracted by my weekend of chunky monkeys.

MX Mai bpen rai I wanted to do it because I also took several videos with my cam sideways not even thinking the file would be horizontal. Your video gave me good practice to work on my own now.
PS I tried to use the Pinnacle program that Xen also recommended but that one's a bitch to figure out. I guess my brain's not cut out for computer shit.

Hmmm-- I'll have to read this report closely when I get back. Both gals that I found to be nearly perfect looking for my tastes turned out to be sisters...

What I found out this morning was that they both hail from jakarta. U know what that means... travelocity here I come.



-DM

MX, nice report and video, which i find to do her more justice lookswise than the stills you took.

My impressions of cj were that the place had some real talent, the best of the hotel bars although i didn't check out Batts, but did run through tiga puluh "30", sticks, etc.

btw, for those who don't know, there are alot of civilians there as well. One reason many of the blok m hardcores FLs state that they don't often troll at cjs...apparently, misunderstanding are common.

one things for sure, the girl go there to find bule meat! highly recommended if you're a westerner. I went late on Wednesday night and found many girl, but unfortunately, the ones i deemed hot, were already taken.

DM, i know one sister intimately as you know. I picked her because she had a more chinese look imo with lighter skin, etc. Jakarta p4p scene isn't swarming with this look, but it's a lot more common there than batam. In fact the range of looks in jakarta is huge. I even pulled a couple of latina looking indos there, believe it or not.

-soc

(Message edited by socrates69 on April 02, 2005)