Day 2.

Mission number one this afternoon was to find a money changer. So I decided to walk down Mangga Besar towards Lokasari Shopping center. If mission number one was a failure (or even if it was a success) I would be in the right place for mission number two: bust my TC Cherry!

TC’s (Tierra Ciara, or Today Country) is a legendary institution in Jakarta. Whenever I mentioned my interest in going to Jakarta to someone who already been to, invariably the person would lower their voice, move in closer, and utter, “There is the place you need to check out when you got to Jakarta….”

The Legend is that TC’s is very dark pub in the parking structure of a shopping center. Everyday around 4PM a flood of young fresh attractive non-pro looking freelancers start to fill the place looking for ST’s. Then by 7PM this wave of freelancers suddenly recedes. Every story spoke of the higher beauty standard and sweet GFE all delivered in some rather piss poor quality ST rooms.

There is an entrance into Lokasari Plaza on Mangga Besar. Once inside the big gate you proceed straight past two small blocks of shop houses and into Lokasari Mall. Inside the mall you will find the first floor dominated by numerous cell phone kiosks selling everything related to cell phones. Take the escalator to the second floor. As you get off the escalator look for a doorway to your left that has a small ‘Wartel’ sign on the top of the door frame. Pass through that door and you will find yourself in a carpark and about 15 meters from TC’s. At this point the entrance is obvious and you must pay 20K entrance that entitles you to your first beverage.

Prepare yourself to enter into a very very dark room (imagine that – an Indonesian whore mongering venue that is near pitch black.) When you first enter to your left is a lighted hall way that leads to bathrooms, a waiting room for girls, and a reception to the short time rooms. This is one place where you can see the girls in good light. I was quite surprised at the high standard and low ages of the girls here. Soon I was seated at a high table with some bar stools and quickly some girls are on me. A girl named Icka was quickly my little side kick, and kept me company while I slowly drank a bottle of mineral water. I arrived at 4pm and the place was filling up slowly. It was hard to get a good look at the girls but whenever I got a look I like what I saw. Soon Icka and I were joined by a mamasan and they were pretty helpful about helping me search for what I wanted. For some reason I had a bug up my ass about being assured ice cream (BJ) was on the menu. So the two brought many spinner types and big boob types but none would commit to the Ice Cream delivery. This is just one of the mistakes I would make, of course almost all the girls smoke the other white meat but they just don’t want to admit to it in front of the other girls (Similar problem in AC.)
After not closing the deal with about ten candidates, Icka decided she would press me to take her. She assured me that she would give a good BJ. I actually like Icka’s playful demeanor, but was concerned that although her body was quite firm I had already concluded that the hips were wider than the chest. I don’t like pear shaped women no matter how firm they are. But I did cave in and we made our way back to the ST rooms. The fee was 50K for the room and 200K for the girl.

Quickly I realized I had pulled one from the bottom quartile of looks as I checked out all the cuties in the better light. However, Icka was still cute, but that the standard here was just much higher than I was used to in Batam. The Short Time room was pretty dark and downscale, however, I have seen much nastier in Batam. But the room and bustle of activity suggested this might be a rush job. It wasn’t and I really did get a full hour of pleasure. Icka defiantely delivered a good high suction blowjob. She tasted sweet and got all wet when I ate her out. And we did fuck like monkeys. I finished up about 45 minutes in and we had a high quality post play fun for 15 minutes. My friends, that did not suck.

After the session I walked out into the main bar area. And shit ,buyer’s remorse quickly kicked in. The place was about 30% more crowded and of course I was getting approached by lots of cuties. One girl I was really attracted to. So I bought her a drink and we fondled each other while watching the surprising low key soft rock act that started to play. Unfortunately the link in my pants was not recovering, because if had popped some wood I would go back for seconds with this new girl. However, the magic never happened before I received an SMS from Phenom indicating he and the Singapore crew were nearby at a place called Madona’s.

Madonna’s is on the same street and Bintang Mawar and a couple massage parlors. This street is one block from Lokasari Plaza on Mangga Dua towards Hayam Wuruk. Madonnas is a new place going through a soft opening with two floors. I only took a peek in the first floor which had local girls on the menu (there looked to be some tasty morsels in there!). The gang was on the second floor where there was a trendy looking lounge and expensive drinks. Also there were mainland PRC girls on offer, but these looked bad. These girls looked like some of the girls who cooked my Egg Foo Young or took my dry cleaning in the states but here they wore mini skirts. Oh well, skirt chasing was not the primary purposed of this stop. The purpose was to drink A LOT of stout, sing some songs, and grope the cocktail waitress. Pretty fun stuff to recover to. Of course this bule got an appreciative round of applause as I attempted to assimilate and sing a couple of songs. After an hour of heavy pouring I had a good buzz on. Thankfully Phenom suggested we go check out PenJay. I decided that was a good change of course as I soon would have been really drunk and out of the mongering lineup for the night.

PenJay refers to this group of three bars right near each other; Sari Ayu, LA Bar, and MTR Bar. I am not sure there is anything that can mentally prepare you for these bars. Upon entering you hear the ubiquitous pounding house music and its real dark. But it’s not a disco but rather a bar. And before you can say “whore monger” you will be descended upon and have mamasans and waiters hoisting slutty dressed young Indo hotties at you. “Pick Her Pick her” “You Like?” “Take this one to the room.” The full court press is suffocating. But if you hold on and catch your bearings, you quickly realize that ¾ of the girls are hot and exceed the Mendoza line. Of course, if you are a westerner you will have the bottom quartile hurled at you at first. I thought rejection was hard to receive but the constant rejection you have to meter out in these venues is also mentally scarring.

Phenom and I entered the largest of the three bars first, Sari Ayu. The place was already full and we pushed our way past lots of good looking girls and partying guys to the back of the joint. Here things were actually well lit by the cashier, the stairwell to short time rooms and an actual viewing room. (In which only about 5% of the available ladies sat.) Phenom, has a strict preference in that he likes big tits, and soon he had a mamasan bring a succession of busty beauties. The winner of the largest melons contest won a trip upstairs with Phenom. The cost of providing this prize is 180K for room and girl inclusive (a small tip is also given.) All alone now, I had the daunting task of resisting the onslaught on the young indo meat that was constantly being hurled at me. After a while it subsided, and I started to party with some local lads and lasses. I was still drunk and they were probably high on X, but we all had a good time dancing to the House music. They tried to adopt me to join there party but I was getting a bit of a gay vibe from the fellas so I begged off. However, I did notice that the locals seemed to be enjoying a much more relaxed type of interaction with the girls.

After an hour or so, Phenom emerges and we wander across the street to LA Bar. This bar has the same layout as Sari Ayu but is a little smaller. Immediately I am slammed by a super cunt mamasan who wouldn’t desist from repeatedly shoving the bottom of the barrel talent at me. I was getting pissed but I still kept my cool and just tried to tell in 50 different polite ways to fuck off and leave me alone. Literally I was driven out of the bar by this cunt’s persistence in about ten minutes.

So we popped around the corner to the last of the bar trios, the MTR bar. Once again the same layout but here things were slightly more mellow, also I was starting to sober up a little bit. I hadn’t made a choice yet because I was in drunk and recover mode, but I was being fickle as I was in the mood to fuck a Gumby girl – rail thin tall and ubber flexible. Well I made my way to the viewing room and I was floored by a total bombshell with big bolt-ons offered to Phenom. This girl was super hot and I was ready to abandon the Gumby girl mission. However, after Phenom turned her down and she returned to the viewing room I could absolutely not get her to make any eye contact with me. However, I after a minute or so of lewd staring at the bombshell, I noticed sitting next to her a pair of long slinkly legs in a tight burgundy lycra two piece Indo slut outfit (Note Indo slut outfit would be conservative dress on Walking Street in Pattaya.) As I scanned up the classic Gumby body, I get a nice smile. Booooooiiiiiiinnnnnnng, Houston we have wood and I am off for my first PenJay experience.

Once again, the whole sort of pressing nature of the selection process suggests you will get a rush job. But Instead I got a whole hour of great Indo GFE. This girl was an utter sweety and true piece of dental floss. After fucking and flossing she cuddled, made-out and gave me a massage. Of course we also got the playful pre and post mutual shower. After the end of the session, I was at a loss of how much to tip the girl. I figured that the 180K left you will a focal 20K amount and I guessed was a suggested tip. Later I surveyed the other Mongers and it was revealed that 50K was the more common amount oops. Anyway here are some photos of the dental floss.

Photos: MTR Girl 05 06 07

While I was visiting heaven, Phenom had left and Crazier and two other guys had shown up. I managed to meet up with the guys and decided cruised the three bars. One of the guys with Crazier was a local expat who expressed that the talent level was as strong as he had seen in these venues. I can’t stress enough at how high the looks standard was in these knocking shops. I thought the looks were higher than even TC’s. However, it could be that the girls in TC’s wore more non-pro type clothing and the PenJay girls were wearing hooker wear.

Later in the evening we decided to make our way to the mainstay downmarket Bule bars in Block M. There are two main bars for action here. D’s Place is the early place and then around midnight people start the short pilgrimage to My Bar. I think this first night we only went to My Bar as we arrived after 1AM. The size of the place was much smaller than that I expected. It wasn’t too crowded but the 20:1 girl to guy ratio seemed to leave things stacked in our favor. Also, I must say that the place was much more hopping and partying than I have ever seen at a Bule joint in Batam. Damn were did all these white guys come from?

My first observation was that we can cross the Indonesian Rhino off the endangered species list. A good 20% of the “girls” were rather large and some old. Yep the average level of looks was a bit lower than TC’s and PenJay. The girls were typically older, and by older I mean about 80% of the girls fell into that 22-28 range. However, let me say that that there were still plenty of very attractive girls even this late in the game. Also, the girls were much more wild and outgoing than there Chinatown sisters. After having dental floss earlier I was more interested in some more buxom experienced gal who love me good long time.

Quickly Crazier and our Singapore friend hooked up with some cute, fun, but not stunning girls. I spotted one girl who actually was very hot in my eyes; a real cute face, tiny spinner body and looked to be packing Cor D cups. Of course, she wouldn’t have anything to do with me. So I gave up and started to look for plan B. Quickly I spot a very slim figure looking who was dancing in the way that suggested she would be a good fuck. As soon as she detected me checking her out, she straddled the thigh of her friend seated on a bar stool and really turned up the grind. So I drunkenly worked my way over, put my arms around her, and pull her to me. Oops upon closer inspection – yikes we got us a butt ugly face. Nonetheless she grinded into me and my dick jumps to attention and says SOLD!

Soon the six of us have piled back into Crazier’s rented SUV. I must take a minute to comment on the Indiana Jones like experiences with riding around JKT with Craizer. He certainly lived up to his name as we cruised small never ending sinewy back alleys of Chinatown without trepidation. Also, without abandon he tackles the really difficult JKT traffic to go places where we only have a vague notion of there location. Anyway on this return trip to our hotel from South JKT we get a little confused at one of the circles and a Policeman waves us over. The spider could barely contain his glee at the fat fly caught in his web. When he approached the vehicle I couldn’t believe the instant transformation Crazier underwent. Suddenly he was incredibly deferential and weing the police officer asking for forgiveness. From what I could make out in the Bhasa conversation, I was evidently the big manager and Crazier would get in a lot of trouble if he got a ticket or was late with me. Then with eyes diverted downward Crazier deftly slipped the guy 50K for kopi. The police officer laughed heartily and patted my arm while saying “OK big boss.” I must say that it was an incredible Oscar worthy performance by Crazier and demonstrated incredible deft thinking on his feet. I was very impressed and doubt I could have pulled that off, especially half drunk.

Back at the hotel I figured out MAYA knew about 200 words of English but “NO” wasn’t one of them. This girl was one of those load yanking monster fucks. I suspected that it was going to be over the top when we started with mutual showers. She was washing my back and I drunkenly leaned forward against the tile wall. Without prompting Maya proceeded to toss my salad like an iron chef (Sorry for lifting that line without attribute to whoever came up with that genius phrase) for a looooooong time. Maya stayed with me until around 3PM. She was truly a gem, a very calm relaxed quiet super attentive and affectionate girl who gave up all three holes and wanted to fuck constantly. She knew that if I started to talk on the phone it was her duty to immediately start sucking my dick. After fucking I asked her to pick out a DVD to watch and of course she pulls out a porno. She was close to perfect in performance and demeanor, the only mild complaint was a mediocre toothy blow job, which I couldn’t correct even with hours of training. Even though I came on my virgin Jakarta trip to rack up numbers and check out lots of venues I actually wimped out and took this sure thing a second night.

Photos: Maya 08 10 11 12

TCs happens to be the venue where I have pulled most of my LT f**ks in Jakarta over the years so inevitably, I keep on going back for more.

In fact, there is a rare visit that I make to Jakarta without popping in that place at least once.


PenJay's Sari Ayu is a relatively new discovery for me although it's well known by the local mongerers and melon hunters like Phenom who has made it his "home" in Jakarta each visit.

MX,

Either you are getting better with that pentax of yours or your angles are improving.

She certainly looks better than in the darkness of My Bar when I was wondering if you had gone out of your mind!

Once she dissapeared into your cavern at the Mercure, she never did emerge again for two days although you did join me for breakfast, alone!
The fact that you kept her for two days must speak volumes for her "talent" and "enthusiasm".

Glad that you finally coughed out this 2nd of xxxx chapters in your Jakarta visit!

Just reading your report makes me want to out and get myself a ticket to join you guys this weekend but ... that damm Tiger Air departs for Macau at 7am so its probably pleasure island again this Friday to oil up for bad bad Macau and Zhuhai!

(Message edited by crazier on April 11, 2005)

MX

Your stick figure from MTR bar isn't so much hot a FUCKEN HOT!! You know my preference for the stick figures and this girl's s primo candidate for some Epi abuse. Hell, even your ugly 3-holer has some gumby potential and it ain't like either of us hasn't fucked uglier in our day...

Great work. Hope you got some more pics of those sweet 30kg club girls.

E

Crazier,

Maya wasn't chosen because of her striking beauty, it was because she successfully conveyed. "I fuck you righteously" with her body language. She then went out and exceeded expectations. Hell she wasn't as ugly as some of the Pattaya girls who I have brought to breakfast. In fact I invited Maya but she begged off. Funny, except for my first girl all the Jakarta girls were friggin' camels. The girl must have comsumed less than 8oz of fluids the two Loooong Times I took her, and ate absolutely nothing!

Epi - I too thought that MTR girl was insanely hot. Too bad I didn't take any nekid pics. But I have the feeling that only folks like you, I , and Murasaki can truly appreciate that impeccable gumby girl specimen she is. Also, don't let the pics fool you, 3-holer maya is also a gumby girl and while the face is BAD, her body is extremely tight.

Unfortunalely no more 30KG specimens in this trip report. But you definately can find a very good selection of Dental Floss in the Jakarta venues.

The girl must have comsumed less than 8oz of fluids the two Loooong Times I took her, and ate absolutely nothing!

Ah and how many gallons of "juice" did she drink? It's been known to replace food for those on a diet.

Perhaps, she was also afraid to eat knowing that you were going to give her a "ration of enemas" twice a day!

Great information...invaluable. I cant quite picture where all these places are but Im sure a map would help, Socrates seemed to navigate around the city pretty quickly.

Your skinny gumby girl is stunning in my book, as I have told you before when I first saw pics of her. I told you then she would be getting 9's for her pics but you doubted it and you were right. Seems guys are hell bent on giving horsehead Brazilian girls with huge asses 8's and 9's.

Regardless, the report really captures why I want to go to Jakarta...hot girls, big city, cheap prices.

mx, looks like a great report as per usual. I'm out of a cpu at the moment so i haven't read through this report carefully yet, but i will and add anything i can come up with....but you probably covered it all anyways.

Blazers, hot women yes, but i wouldn't call the place cheap especially when comparing to batam. as for the city layout, it's not too bad. I'll be writing a little something on jkt after i get things together. also, we can get together in tj before an upcoming trip if you'd like.

Socrates...

If you do not mind I would like to chat w you while in TJ....I think I may switch my plans from CTG to Jakarta for the end of the year and would like to hear first hand from you.

Drinks on me of course!

Thanks!

sure, turn on your inbox option and we'll coordinate. I should be down the weekend of the 29th....might make an appearance tomorrow, but unlikely.

MX, just finally getting to this chapter. WHOA! MTR is smokin'! Dude! Was it possible to take her long time? Or was she strictly ST?

You can take LT from these places. But it is a 500K fee(plus you should tip on top of that) which is pretty steep relative to the 180K ST Yes the money you pay for LT pussy is double what you pay in Block M. Last time I was in My Bar in Block M. I was schmoozing up two hot gumby girls and they ask me for aq shot of tequila each. Being a sport I bought and then when shell shocked when I got the 100K bill for the two shots. Fuck that! I dropped those girls like a hot potato. By a girl a glass of wine in BATS at the Shangi La it's 100K! Now luckily very few girls work you for drinks in these venues. But you can see that you can easily drop a lot of coin drinking up a storm in these joints.

I don't how much cocktails costs in the Chinatown joints but we are always amazed to have a 70K bill only after drink three big boy beers. Last time I hung out with this girl and she introduced me to mixing Guiness Stout and Red Bull over ice. Sounds disgusting but it was actually pretty damn good. We were getting rounds of Big Stouts and Red Bull for under 25K. Plus they will go out and get food from the stalls and little restaurants for dirt cheap. I fed three girls for under 20K.

So in the end depending upon your party style you may actually incur the same or less damage to your wallet in these these knocking shops as you do in the bule FL places.

(Message edited by mongerx on April 30, 2005)