This is my first visit to the Philippines and Indonesia (well, I went to Bali 6 years ago on a spiritual pilgrimage, but mongering was not an option). My first trip to Thailand was at the end of March, and I was so taken with the place (and of course the girls) that I used frequent flyer miles to book TWO trips to SEA as soon as I got back, the first to and from Singapore on Singapore Airlines for the month of July, to hook up with Porker as my guide in Angeles City and Indonesia, the second to and from Bangkok in late September through most of October, when I knew certain other Hombres would be there. The title is apt, since I planned to go to AC, Batam and Jakarta with Porker, covering the first two weeks, but had no plan as to where I was going and when for seven weeks after that—I was playing it by ear (or maybe another part of my anatomy).

Why did I book the first trip through Singapore? Although well-educated in certain areas, I admit a stunning ignorance of geography beyond Southern California. I wanted to fly Sing Air because they had a direct (I thought that meant non-stop, but we landed at Narita for a few hours) flight to Singapore, and I knew from the board that Tiger Air had cheap flights everywhere from Singapore. Proving once again that a little knowledge can be dangerous, I figured I’d book to the Philippines from Singapore. By the time I’d found out that AC was way back towards LA, it would have cost me to change my reservations. It will sort of work out, since I like Indonesia so much I’m glad to have to come back to the neighborhood to depart.

Meanwhile, I decided to extend my trip by 5 weeks. Self-employment in my particular area gives me the luxury of being financially irresponsible in this way, and facing the consequences later. You only live once. Plus, I have advanced arthritis in my right shoulder, will probably need a shoulder replacement sooner or later (a VERY nasty ordeal), and want to enjoy myself while I still can. Aging’s a bitch.

I’d met Porker briefly on my Thailand trip, and he was willing to bust another (male) cherry in AC, and I thought he’d be compatible company. I’d e-mailed MongerX with some questions, but I didn’t realize he’d be part of the team—it worked out quite well for me, since he was Porker’s guide in Indonesia, even though the student was getting close to graduation (in Batam at least).

Merlin and Epi had provided e-mail help for my Thailand trip, and I subsequently met them in LA. They encouraged me on this trip, and were valuable sources of information and guidance. To bad Merlin was hit-and-run before I got to AC, missed ya buddy; but I have already hooked up with Epi in Thailand shortly before posting this.

Since both SEA trips were relatively spur of the moment, I didn’t have a lot of time to read up on what has been posted, nor did I have much time to prepare for AC and Indonesia (busy working to pay off the last time I said, “You only live once.” So I want to thank Porker, MongerX, Epi, Merlin, Khun_Mor, Sukhumvitter and others; this trip would have been a only shadow of its exuberant self without their unselfish help to compensate for my own lack of preparation.

Angeles City, on first impression, looks like the worst the third world has to offer. On second impression, it still is filthy, polluted, riddled with annoying touts trying to sell Viagra and Cialis (while you’re walking with your girl—have they no sense of timing?), watches, sunglasses, and other crap. The few paved streets are in disrepair, dirty puddles abound, stray dogs roam, etc. Hollywood writers, using all their imagination, might come close to creating all the unpleasant elements that comprise the streets of AC. But then, we don’t go to enjoy the streets with their vendors, do we, they’re just a nuisance to be tolerated in pursuit of our goals, the girls. And the place is crawling with beautiful young girls.

And OH, the girls. Even my CH mentors did not prepare me for these girls. Spinners abound, much to my delight, and so many of them are soooo sweet and loving. I’ve never experienced GFE like this, even with some of my American actual girlfriends (especially after they moved in). There’s a freshness and warmth that I haven’t found elsewhere, at least to this extent. Now, I am sure that I would be getting less GFE ANYWHERE than the handsome young studs on the board, especially the ones that want to charm the pussy out of the pro’s panties, since I am a rather shy and reserved OLD guy. But any expectations/comparisons I had were wildly exceeded in AC. I liked it so much, I returned to AC after Indonesia, instead of going to Thailand as originally planned.

I did not understand “lady drinks” in the trip reports with the appreciation I have now. It was not obvious that in buying a drink for a girl at an elevated price, you were getting the opportunity to interview her—she’d come over and chat, so you could get a sense of whether you’d want to barfine her. Nor did I realize that many would do lap dances or reach under your pants to size you up (so to speak—MongerX’s advice is not to barfine a girl who hasn’t given you a hard-on). Suddenly, my frugality vanished; I never expected to buy so many lady drinks.

My mongering style had been to get as many girls as I could, repeating with only a few. The Filipinas made it easy for me to change, which I had decided to do, and spend more time with one girl—take wives, as it were. And I carried that into Indonesia, and now into Thailand, in varying degrees. I like it, especially when the “wife” likes to help you get other girls to bring into the conjugal bed (Chona in AC).

The typhoon made for days on end of intermittent rain in the Philippines, but it was a mere unpleasantry. Sure, sun would have been nice, the pool was a little cold without the sun, but you can swim in the rain.

great summary and I for one can't argue with your preferences, as they are just that-- yours.

Glad you had a great time! It really all depends on if someones prefers a pond or an ocean...

I sense hidden meanings.....

Could you elaborate--you're one of the veterans I want to learn from.

From what I heard, you werent shy and reserved at all and have horrible monger ethics. Hope you found out its better to find your own girls than to poach off others barfines while they are taking a piss. These girls are for everyone and noone owns claim to them but do your own work in finding your girls instead of trying to snake a guys barfine or potential barfine and you will be a lot happier.

What the hell are you talking about, Blazers? You should get your facts straight before you make slanderous accusations.

I sense hidden meanings.....

heya h-man-- were you talkin to me or blazers?

If it was me, there was no hidden meaning. I was just glad to see you having a ball.

and have horrible monger ethics

Blazers, you're out of line here, no reason to post stuff like that on the board about someone you don't know. If you knew the guy (he's just tremendously NICE) you wouldn't be coming down on him so publicly like this.

But, since you brought it up... I would imagine the only 'mongering ethics' (what a concept! Can you imagine GQ writing an article on THAT???) crime Hunterman could be accused of during this past trip would be being HORNY! And any gossip you might have heard or conclusions you may have drawn could have actually been comments made about ME. I certainly followed in MongerX's cum puddles to a large degree on this past trip myself. Mx would joke about it from time to time, but I really don't think he took offense, unlike other incidents of similar ilk involving other board members in the past.

Hunterman was indeed a pretty green rookie to the Asia scene (much different than the Brazil scene, which sounds like swordfighting over girls happends several times a DAY!) when Mx and I first got our clutches on him in the P.I. If there were any transgressions made, you might want to aim the blame at the teachers, not the students. As Hunterman soon found out, it's not even that the GUY feels offended when his friend goes after the girl he was just 'with', but often the GIRL does too.

I had a blast hanging out with Hunterman on this trip, I'd travel to the ends of the earth (lol, well maybe even BRAZIL!!!) to hang out with him again. I tremendously enjoyed his company. Swordfighting issues did occasionally arise, but they may have had more to do with mongering NEUROSIS than overt (or covert???) 'ethical' transgressions.

Now back to the topic at hand: Hunterman, again, I'm biased, but this is one of the single greatest reports I've ever had the pleasure to see/read. Most remarkably, your pics of the Indo girls were SPECTACULAR. Thanks a million (rupiah! ) for taking the time to share with all of us while STILL IN ASIAN PUKIVILLE GROUND ZERO. Enjoy the rest of the time there, my man, and don't forget about us TRAILER-BUDGETED TYPES WHO HAD TO GO BACK HOME TO WORK TO GET MORE MONEY TO GO BACK AGAIN!

HM, I also agree with my good friend and fellow Wal-Mart shopper that you are an upstanding Monger and that this report is one of the best reports I've come across. Can't get enough of your pics and am willing to swap some Colombiana pics w/you when you get back :-)

What struck me reading your report and Porkers prior reports is that it's inconceivable to me what it would feel like to be able to spend several months at a time in SEA. I actually get a rush trying to squeeze in so much each trip and wonder if I could ever be able to relax and slow down. IMO, after this trip to SEA, you're a SEA vet now b/c you've visited venues that many of us have not, and you've probably spent more actual "flight" time in SEA than many of us that do those blietzkrieg bombing raids or those that still train on "flight" simulators.

Another post, now from Pattaya. The Bella Villa Prima wireless LAN is not Macintosh-friendly. The tech was clueless, and I finally changed one box from "Manual" to "Automatic," and suddenly we had the internet f\connection. For about 5 hours. So I've been incommunicado (actually more the fault of the girls and Epi keeping me too busy to go to an internet cafe until today).

Thanks for the kind words, guys, but Merlin, I am not CLOSE to being a vet yet, I'm still making stupid mistakes (like getting a grilled squid at 2AM that's been out for who knows how long, and paying the instestinal price).

There are some HOT girls here at the gogos, I'm having a hard time deciding whether there are more or less (higher or lower percentage) than in BKK. I'm trying to do the research, but a few specific girls have twisted my head. Bottom line: I'm having a great time here in Thailand.

I dont know how you guys get into fights like this. All I know is that when the taxi-man drops me and the baggage off at the room, then its straight to the bar I go and within minutes its out with one of the ladies. I dont text anyone, I dont make phonecalls, I dont even take a shower. I get in there and choose quick. Probably by the time you get done with the text messages and trying to lay the smack down on another guys barfine, I will be on my 2nd or 3rd lady for the night. You guys can duke it out back at the bar, talk about the philosohy of it all, fight over 1 or 2 of the many ladies, but I will be back at the room doing my thing with the do not disturb sign.

Good times to all!! Vacation time is a horrible thing to waste. . .

I don't think any of us has wasted much of our precious vacation time (except when forced to by something like the gastrointestinal infection that had me sidelined for a couple days until last night). We need something to do during recovery/meal times, and anyway, it's not fighting--we're just having fun another way.

HMan it was great to see you in BKK and to have someone help me a bit. Things slowly improved for me over the course of my stay here. I am sure I will have a better time, from a mongering point of view, next trip (my current contract calls for another two week, but who knows when).

Not sure where Blazers is coming from. I have only had the exact opposite experience. The BKK pick you gave me was nice, but not nearly as fond a memory is the breakfast gift in Rio one morning.

Hope to see you again in the future (October 18 I arrive in Rio??)

-KMM

Hunterman,

The secret is Melatonin. It is sold at any pharmacy over the counter usually in the vitamin aisle. What you do is take 1 tablet 30 minutes before you go to sleep in the Philippines. Usually it takes 6-10 days for your body to get used to the jet lag. With Melatonin, it will take you about 2 days. The stomach sickness could be due to the food, but the jet lag probably contributes to it a lot. The worst symptons of jet lag is severe fever and stomach illness.

Stateman, many of us who have actually been on a mongering trip before read this board for entertainment value and maybe even learn something from other posters once in awhile. And since not all of us are superstuds like you, supposedly screwing 20+ hours a day, some of us like to meet up with other traveling companions to hang out with during the times when the batteries are recharging, or, heaven forbid, maybe even hunt in PACKS instead of like a spastic hermit coveting something 'precious'.

I appreciate your interest in the trip reports posted here. Personally, I don't appreciate you talking down to people making such reports, especially when some of those posting have had more bargirls in their bed in the last WEEK than you'll have in your DREAMS for the rest of the year.

I agree Porker.....and to be honest, I have ignored his comments based on the same reasons!

Porker,

I dont judge or have any opinions of anyone on this message board. I have enjoyed most of the trip reports and posts up to this point.

I fully agree with Blazers about "monger ethics". I too have been the victim of guys cutting in on the action and it makes me angry to read about it. Some of the guys were indeed "nice guys" and some were downright rude. Whoever they were or whatever the reason, it cut in on the fun and made for bad memories. You will have to excuse my slanted posts, but I believe my reasons are good.

I dont go for other guys girls. If I do, its purely by random chance. As well, I wouldnt go hunting down any of the girls listed here. I am pretty good at finding my own and enjoy being original.

Im not "talking down". Im speaking my mind and being direct with my thoughts. If you dont appreciate my candor, then you know where to kiss.

Stateman, I refuse to put more thought into analyzing your lame posts than you put into writing them in the first place. I called it as I saw it, and if you don't like that, well, as you said...

For me, part of the enjoyment of any mongering trip is hanging out with the other mongers. I go to Rio once or two a year, and I'm always struck at the sense of comeraderie there is among the group there. Yes the main purpose of the trip is to bone georgous women (and in the N. American Winter to get some sun), but it's nice to have some interesting conversation between sessions.