Chapter 5: A Royal Pain in the Ass

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: Asia: Indonesia: 2006/04 MongerX on the Current State of Affairs in Jakarta: Chapter 5: A Royal Pain in the Ass

By Mongerx on Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 01:22 am:  Edit

One this day I started of in the early afternoon to Sand’s Health Spa and got the 90 minute massage, did some serious steam room time to sweat out the alcohol, and ate some vittles. Lat time I came here with Chinggis he took #105, she heard me next door she was going on and on about liking the big bule. Then she blew up my handphone. She is a little chunky, but got some nice cans so I figured I would see how much fun we could have in a VIP room. Let’s see how bonkers for MX she really is. Turns out she wasn’t bonkers for MX, just plain bonkers. In the VIP room she was quick to pop out some titties, but balked when I said take off all her clothes. Oh well I guess Sand’s is still a clean place. She was pressing hard to come to my hotel but let it slip about how much she loves condoms and hate BJ’s. Fat chicks who love condoms and hate BJ’s aren’t really high on my list. So I told her to jerk me off on her tits and give me a massage. I popped my face into the porthole on the massage table and caught some serious ZZZ’s while she gave a pretty pedestrian massage. However, she kept trying to talk to me and would wake me up when I hit a full snore. Oh well on to the next phase

A couple of locals from the Bintang Mawar net forum wanted to meet up and do some drinking in Royal Bar and Massage inside Kota Indah. The guys were nice enough to pick me up at the Sand’s lobby and off we went. We arrived at 6PM and I go the guys to agree to doing a survey of the four bars in here. Here is a summary of what I saw

1) MTR Bar- The quality and quantity here are still well below the pre-raids level. I would say there were 30+ girls present and I saw about ten that were in the I would very happy to take them up category and a still a couple in the I must fuck category. However there appeared to be very few new girls. But I am not worried as the same guy who supplies girls to Sari Ayu, also supplies MTR and LA Bars. So I am optimistic things will improve in here soon.

2) LA Bar – Once Again the quality and quantity were below pre-raid levels. There were probably about 40+ girls in here. There were already some new girls in here and a couple of them were real cute, definitely I could see myself taking a couple upstairs. But none of them was in the must fuck category. My conjecture is that LA bar will be restocked before MTR and should continue to improve.

3) Sari Ayu – This place is rocking and better than I have ever seen, well over 100+ girls. Unbelievable number of hotties; I literally saw about 20 drop dead gorgeous must fuck types. This has got to be one of the best brothel bars in the region.

4) Royal Bar and Massage – This place had a rather sparse crowd, probably about 40 some odd girls. I must say there are a lot of really good looking girls in here. They have a nice fish tank and it was extremely impressive. There were some amazing sweater meat girls and also skinny assed Gumby girls, my two favorites. While the local guys I was with swear this is the best place in Kota I have not had any good luck here with the girls and that continued.

While checking out the talent in SA, I walked around the corner past the bathrooms and I saw the starfish big titty girl from my first night. Her reaction shocked me. When she saw me her eyes and face just lit up. And her body language got all excited. When I approached she jumped into my arms and gave me a kiss. Wow not the reaction I was expecting at all, I guess I am the only one who tipped 50K after her crappy starfish service. My two local friends couldn’t believe this was the starfish girl, and they were very impressed with her well displayed cleavage (big titty girls in tank tops rule!) Anyway I hung out for 20-30 minutes at this great vantage point for watching the talent just dancing and playing around with her and her friend who also has big cans. However, after getting a good survey of the talent present I pressed on to Royal to meet the gang.

Royal is much more of a chummy environment with lots of regulars. There were about half a dozen of BM.net guys there and they were getting a serious drink on. As I was getting the introductions one of the seated girls was trying hard to get my attention.

Well well well, Here is one for the “lost but now is found file.” I couldn’t believe sitting before me was Putri from the LA Bar. One of my pics of her was the runner-up in some Hombre photo competition (https://www.clubhombre.com/gallery/showpic.php?showme=25270) . But as hot as she is, she is even sweet and better performer in the room. She is also one of Hunterman’s favorites and he will be pleased to know she was asking about him right away. So feeling like chopped liver I decided I would pass on the certain outstanding time and attempt to satisfy my unrelenting desire for new women. Plus, I was meeting my stripper girl later at night so I was in the mood for Gumby girls.

However, the BM.net guys were hammering the beers and I was soon caught up in the party. I must have had to do five or six bottom up toasts with these guys. In addition to Putri, they had a couple of other girls just hanging around and dacing with the group, one of them was a great dancer who was putting on quite the sexy show. Damn I wish the girls would be as comfortable to hang out and party with me. Anyway I was starting to get good and buzzed so I decided I would take break and survey the fish tank talent with my two buddies.

Shit the talent was really great and I was having a difficult time choosing. There was one cute chick that looked like she was smuggling bowling balls in her shirt. I was really tempted to up size, but then I saw this lean looking piece of dental floss and decided to give her an interview.

She was sending all the right signals and after another half hour of drinking I decided to take her up to the room. This session really pissed me off. Right away kissing was off limits. Then after 30 seconds of BJ she is complaining of being tired. It seemed that about a minute into every activity she was complaining of being tired. I was annoyed and let her know in a calm but stern voice this was unacceptable, when she refused my request for cowgirl. I did get her up there and managed to grind out an orgasm. I took a few parting pics, and then I stiffed my first girl ever in Jakarta. I was annoyed and when she requested a tip I told her my hand was too tired. Her name is Bulan and buyer beware.

Photos: Royal Bulan 33 34 35 36 37

Upon my return, Putri asked me how was it, and I told her it was no good at all and that I should have taken her up. One of the local guys did take her up shortly on my recommendation. As most of the locals had gone upstairs I decided to head back to Sari Ayu and see if I could recover from my now foul mood.

Back in Sari Ayu I was soon laughing and dancing with Nova and the rest of her new kampong chicken friends. Nova is kind of the prize of this group of half dozen friends, although there is one tall really good looking girl in that group. However these girls are all sweet and lots of fun to dance and party with. Eventually I wanted to sit so I decided to take Nova and her big titty friends to a booth to drink. On the way I was confronted with a very pretty spinner with the biggest prettiest smile. I dragged her to the booth as well. The spinners name is Ana, and she speaks decent enough English.

However, the heavenly kisses and feeling up her rock solid body soon gave me wood. I am pretty sure Ana will be the new bule killer of Sari Ayu. I actually noticed her my first night in town and of course I saw her go up with the only other bule in the bar. Ana just starting working in SA and was working at MTR 2 in Kelapa Gading before. All of her English she picked up in High School. She was really excited that there were so many white tourists who came to Sari Ayu, unlike MTR 2. I asked her how many bules had she seen that week, her answer was 2. I told her I would have to book her out sometime and show her Blok M and the 5* hotel bars where there are more bule than she has ever seen before. This, my friends, is where Blok M superstars come from.

In the room Ana was awesome, I couldn’t come, but she fucked and sucked and gave me GFE for the whole hour until they kicked us out of the room. The only bad was no pics. As we left the room Nova was in the girls upstair dressing area and was shouting out “MX Jahad” “MX jahad.” Jahad is evil or very bad. Downstairs I decided to have a big boy beer, eventually Nova and her big titty friend came over and I but us all some food to enjoy. Nova was acting a little hurt but was soon cuddling up again. I guess I was wrong about her, the problem here must be inexperience. Anyway her sweetness planting the seed of desire in me and I couldn’t stop thinking about trying with her again. But it wasn’t that night. I decided to retire to my room and wait for my stripper girl to come over after work. Of course she wasn’t too pleased to only get a session in the evening and one more in the morning. I had to hear her crying about how I don’t like fucking her silly anymore. I was flaterred but really hung over as well.

By Hunterman on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 12:16 am:  Edit

Too bad about Bulan, she is indeed a cutie.

Yes, I am thrilled that Putri remembers me after all this time--could you get her phone # for me if you see her again and say hello?

BTW, Seena was also a favorite of mine, my second girl in Jakarta. But last time there, I first picked her as the most attractive girl in the place, but then changed my mind when she reminded me that I knew her--only then did I recognize her and realize I had already done her. She wasn't happy. I'm sure SHE didn't ask about me.

Thanks for the good reporting on the good and the bad, as it happens.

BTW, have you already posted links to local boards like the BM net forum you mentioned?

By Socrates69 on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 09:55 pm:  Edit

sorry to hear about that...

My top pick at royal is this lady that is imo one of the cutest girls in all of indo. I had booked her LT from TCs, and she pulled a runner on me. I contemplated on booking her again st, but she still displayed a shitty attitude so i passed and went with who i thought was the 2nd cutest chick in the joint. she seems to give all the right vibes, etc. in the room, she was one of the worse girls i've been with in the kota indah.

By Mongerx on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 09:44 pm:  Edit

Socrates where you to make the save for me! (Just like you did in LA Bar)

However, we have different taste, as I think she is cute butI saw a few others in Royal who appealed to me more. However, they were of the sturdier big titty type, and I had big rack come over later in the night.

I have run out of steam to finish this trip report. Too bad, because the last day was the best. I took Nova the big titty FOB starfish again and it was greatly improved.

I also made my visit to Travel Hotel. This place is off the charts good now. Tons of girls seated on all four the big ass booths. Also, it looks like this place has finally got some traction with the customer base. It's actually lively in here with lots of groups drinking and enjoying themselves. Also, they have opened a bunch of new ST rooms. I went with a Mommy Lilly rec and she delivered again. Mey mey is awesome. She has that cute Jap looking going, a great bubbly personality, fantastic in the room service. She also has great c-cuppers with puffy nipples. It's too bad my one pic doesn't capture them well. However someone else liked them boobies too and left her some love bites.

By Mongerx on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 09:45 pm:  Edit

Photos: Tavel Hotel MeyMey 38 39 40

By Khun_mor on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 11:28 pm:  Edit

MX
Is that your hickey on her left tit ?? hehe

Nice girl but I still hate Asians with blond or red hair !!
I friggin love long silky black hair - why do these girls ruin it ??

By Porker on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 12:04 am:  Edit

Mx, your contributions here are incredible. Thanks for the scoop on Jakarta and the pics of some amazing girls. I only got a small taste a couple weeks back. I'll make up for it in a couple of months.

By Merlin on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 04:33 pm:  Edit

MX, I love the curves on the last gal, and a cute face. I pulled some cuties from ROYAL and always enjoy getting away for a spell from the elbow-to-elbow crowds at the other Penjay bars. I can't wait to get back to Travel Hotel, even before they did the restocking, I thought it was still rock'n. Thanks for the tantalizing pics and report.

By Mongerx on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 07:14 pm:  Edit

KM, Sad to say some other big dog marked his territory before I got there. Of course, I had no respect for said marking! I am no longer phased by very colorful die jobs and highlighting. I would say that there are less die jobs in AC and more in Pattaya than in Jakarta.

Merlin, you and I have similar taste, so I knew you would like that Travel Hotel girl. Plus she has the right personality for you too. Plus she is actually much better than the other girl I rec to you in there. If you like Travel Hotel before you are gonna love it now, there are over double the girls and it's much more lively now (of course before it was a mourge.

Porker, thanks for the judos

By Socrates69 on Saturday, April 29, 2006 - 05:53 am:  Edit

mx, oh yeah, the save...lol. it sure was hard having to be the bearer of bad news on that one, especially after you prepped her for a hour. :P

glad to see h.travel got their talent up. Will have to give that place another try.

Somehow, i knew merlin would come out and say he had a good session at royal of all places. he almost always (remember the one at madonnas i warned you about) gets good-great sessions.

By Mongerx on Saturday, April 29, 2006 - 08:35 pm:  Edit

Well someone else who had a good session at Royal was are buddy Porker. My eyes almost fell out of their socket when he showed me the pics.

It's funny how the local guys swear by Royal and think it is significantly better than the other Kota Indah joints. I will have to take I Putri who I KNOW will give a great session so I can atleast break the streak.

By Socrates69 on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 03:46 am:  Edit

porker! he does have a way with the indo women. remember his experiences with ayu. lol.

j/k, glad to hear he got a good session. som the locals swear by it? hmmm, perhaps i should give it another try. thx for the info.

By Porker on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 01:09 pm:  Edit

porker! he does have a way with the indo women. remember his experiences with ayu. lol.

Yeah, imagine that, wanting to fuck her instead of making her my indo wife and traveling partner just because she has some cute dimples and smiles a lot and is a GREAT kisser.

By Porker on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 01:12 pm:  Edit

BTW, anyone attribute any significance to the fact that last spring when all of Ayu's 6 degrees of 'friends' were all together at A-satu that she only had eyes for UNSPONGEBOB??? :-)

By Socrates69 on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 04:28 pm:  Edit

i dunno...i was at the other end of the table. did unspongy b date her?

By Porker on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 04:32 pm:  Edit

did unspongy b date her?

No, which probably explains the attraction! No dick is GOOD!!! :-)

By Blazers on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 11:26 am:  Edit

Cmon guys, we all know who Ayu loves the most.

By Porker on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 02:15 pm:  Edit

The guy that currently has her on a long-term lease? :-)

By Socrates69 on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 08:33 pm:  Edit

i think porker made the biggest impact. :-) blazys 2nd.

now that she's been working in sing, she's pretty jaded. puts out less effort.

By Mongerx on Tuesday, May 02, 2006 - 02:02 am:  Edit

Cmon guys, we all know who Ayu loves the most.

The one who is willing to buy her the next hit of X?

By Don Marco on Tuesday, May 02, 2006 - 11:10 am:  Edit

I have to give my nod to blazers for the one she's most endeared with...


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