By d'Artagnan on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 07:47 pm: Edit |
PREPARATIONS
FKK Addresses from Kaleu's FKK List (http://www.kaleus-clubindex.com/kaleu/english/quicklist-en.php)
Car Rental with Navigation via Sixt (http://www.sixtusa.com/)
Hotel Rentals using Bookings.net (http://www.bookings.net/country/de.html)
Adaptors: Type C for UK, Type G for Germany (I forgot these at home)
WEDNESDAY/THURSDAY - TAKEOFF
I left on a Wednesday, rushing out of the door because the taxi driver got lost on the way to my house. I was also unprepared, though, a little too overconfident from traveling a lot. I had all my clothes, research, and paperwork done the night before, but left the toiletries and electronics until the last minute. I ended up forgetting my camera, adaptors, and Ethernet cable.
The flights went relatively smoothly except for an LAX-London flight that was over an hour late. I had a crappy middle seat but it was next to a cute girl who watched videos with me (courtesy of my Boostaroo) and fell asleep on my shoulder. Heathrow was a mess so my next flight was delayed as well and I got to spend a little time in British Airway's lounge which I liked. The BA lounge outlets fit both local and US plugs. They used a wireless carrier that had many partners, including my own T-mobile USA. Roaming charges for use was .18 per minute.
THURSDAY NIGHT - FRANKFURT: OASE
It was approaching 9pm when we finally landed in Frankfurt. I had no checked bags and there was no need to fill out any type of tourist forms. There was no line at immigration so the guy just stamped my passport and waved me through. Customs didn't appear to be checking anyone. I made my way to the Sixt counter where I was offered a choice of cars. I asked for the one with the best gas mileage. The two Filipinas looked at me funny and said they didn't know what gas "mileage" was, but they understood what I meant. I did a quick check of my email at the using the T-mobile wireless available in the food court upstairs (possible more or all of the airport, I didn't check) and drew out 400 euros ($513 US) from an ATM. After a 1% foreign fee, I received an effective rate of .779 euros per dollar, which was pretty good compared to the .765 I would receive for cash later in my trip.
I made my way to my rental on the fifth floor and hid my luggage under the panel covering the spare (I couldn't find a decently priced room for the first night and was getting in late anyways). I spent the next 10 minutes finding the "Sprect" option on the navigation system, there was no way I was leaving that garage before figuring it out. (See my first Germany report for the driving problems I encountered) Once I got it to English, I spent the 10 minutes after that trying to get the car into reverse. There were six driving gears with reverse to the left and down from 1 & 2. It was tricky getting it into position and I actually had to put the car into neutral and push it back after lots of inching forward while in 2nd. I finally set off for Oase, though I did make a pitstop for some Pringles, a Red Bull, and a Bratwurst at a gas station.
As mentioned by others, Oase can be a bitch to find even with a navigation system. On the first go the nav system took me a road that dead ended, when I turned around I was led back to the autobahn to another location much further away but still the wrong spot, fortunately I recognized some street names and locations from the photos I had taken previously and managed to find my way there. I'll be updating the Oase topic with improved and a corrected map.
I paid my 65 euro ($83 USD) entrance fee and entered Oase. I spent the next 30 minutes surveying all the talent. I would guess there were about 25 girls from 6-8 with an average of 7 on a scale of 10. I wasn't as impressed as I was when I first entered in 2004, but I was still happy with what I saw.
#997 was a German girl named Sunni. She looked a lot like an old friend of mine that worked as a stripper. Sunni is a tall blond with a deep bronze tan and a shapely figure accentuated by large bolt-on tits. She didn't have the best personality, but she was the best looking as one of the two 8's that night. One of her first comments was a bad sign, she said something like "it would be part of the 30 minutes" after I suggested we sit for a bit in the movie room. I just shrugged it off, though and we sat in the back where she soon started on a BBBJ. After that I suggested we find a room, but she didn't want to go back out and potentially have to wait for a room, so she insisted we go to the front of the room instead where she continued the BBBJ and we switched to 69 for a bit. After that we pounded away in several positions for the next 15 minutes or so. With the exception of her attitude and tits that didn't feel very nice, she was a pretty good session.
#998 was Vikki from Bulgaria. Vikki was the only girl I recognized from my visit in late 2004. She was a cute 6, but had a body that would probably notch her up higher for most guys (my ratings are highly weighted by face) I wasn't planning to do Vikki, but she had a great personality. Her service wasn't outstanding as I expected (she barely kissed and avoided DATY) based on my initial impressions of her, but she was still great and a pretty wild ride.
You can see photos (masked) of the other 8 that was working Oase that night at this url: http://www.fkk-oase.de/tabledance.htm/dance3. Here's one of the photos just in case the page changes later.
Others under consideration were Anastasia(Poland?), Laja(Russia), and several others I didn't get names of. Laja is very tall and looks attractive from a distance, but looks somewhat odd close-up. When I heard her speak I crossed her off the list, though. She had an unattractive deep voice and sounded like she was very, very unintelligent. Usually you don't think much about intelligence when picking FKK girls, but hearing one speak like she was a short bus candidate was a turn-off.
There appeared to be only one Thai girl working, she was a decent looking 6.
Since I didn't have a hotel room, I stayed until the 5am closing.
By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 05:08 am: Edit |
FRIDAY - DUSSELDORF: PLANET HAPPY GARDEN
After leaving Oase, I checked the back to make sure all of my stuff was still under the hatchback flap, then set my course for a 2 hour drive to the Auzheit Hotel in Dusseldorf. Check-in was normally 3pm-10pm, but I had notified them online that I was expecting to arrive between 8am-11am, and they said that was fine. I checked in shortly before 8am.
The breakfast buffet was 13 euros ($17 USD), but I was very hungry and it looked excellent with a wide variety of items including some tasty shrimp appetizers, so I had it added to my bill for the first day.
I purchased a 24 hr wireless card from the front desk for an additional 5 euros and did some email checking and browsing before I finally crashed from staying up all night. I was passed out until almost 5pm. After waking up, I cleaned myself up and set off for the 45 minute drive to Planet Happy Garden. I recommend inputting the house # when navigating here.
I'll say right now that PHG would end up being my favorite FKK thus far in all those I've visited in Germany. The entrance fee was 50 euros ($64 USD). I preferred the layout, the food, and the optional self-service bar (I drink a lot of water), but most importantly, I thought the quantity and quality of the girls was the best.
#999 was Eva from Berlin, Germany. Eva is older (mid-late 30's?) and would probably only be about a 6 on the scale of most guys, but she was tall with a particular look I liked. At the time she reminded me of a brunette Melissa Sagemiller, but the resemblance isn't that close for the photos I could find online. Eva wasn't at the top of my list after seeing she was older and had a larger ass than I would have preferred, but she eventually approached me and I liked her personality. We had a very good session with her inviting me early on to 69 just shortly after taking my cock into her mouth (she would be the only one to ask to be eaten). Her pussy lips were a bit on the large size, but I didn't mind much and she really got off on it. The sex was rather intense as well. I think Eva is somewhat new as one of the female workers there asked if I was satisfied with Eva's service. A cool German dude I met told me that they do that when the girls are new.
#1000 was Loridana, a 8-9 from Romania. I took a long time making this pick, although part of the reason was the unavailability of a Sylvia Saint lookalike that was getting snatched up as soon as she'd return from a room. Being from Romania was a plus as I've done a fair amount of Romanians with very good success, Loridana was no exception. Loridana bears a fair resemblance to Shakira as she appears in the photo below, although I didn't recognize it until some guys called out "Shakira" while I was taking her outside to one of the cabins. Loridana wasn't as much into the DATY as Eva, but she was one of the more passionate kissers of my trip.
Loridana looks like this photo of Shakira
My German friend had a favorite there named Angelica from Bulgaria. She had one of the better bodies and was somewhat tempting, but I didn't like her hair and was only moderately attracted to her face. A black girl from Nigeria approached me which would have been my first from Africa, but I attracted to her even less, especially with the big gap in her teeth. There was also a Thai girl and a couple attractive blonds that resembled models I couldn't place. Finally, two girls in particular stood out, a brunette Romanian friend of Loridana's and the Sylvia Saint lookalike mentioned earlier. I ended up staying until 1:30 appreciating the talent (they stayed open late that night).
By Tujunga on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 07:54 am: Edit |
The first girl I sampled at Oase last January, documented in my Trip Report, was a similarly tall, very tan and enthusiastic blonde named Sunni. If same, she must have had her silicon done since. My Sunni experience was lobbying for anal, but performed very satisfactorily without that triple bonus.
By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 07:05 pm: Edit |
I'm sure it was the same Sunni. She must have went bargain with the boob job because it wasn't very good. They looked nice, but felt very unnatural and heavy.
I was concerned about her because she was German and seemed too anxious to start, but she pulled through with some very pleasant service.
By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 07:08 pm: Edit |
SATURDAY - DUSSELDORF: GOLDENTIME
I slept in did some more internet surfing after purchasing another wireless card before heading out for my visit to Goldentime. I wanted to stop at an ATM first, but didn't see anyplace near my hotel so I used the POI feature (point of interest) to locate a nearby Cinema. There was a Citibank branch and ATM near the destination it brought me to. I then punched in the address for Goldentime, spending the next hour driving there. It should have only been 45 minutes, but I initially put in the wrong street name. The street is "Heidweg", but I entered "Heideweg" which appears earlier in the list if you don't put in more than 4 letters. The first stop brought me down a dirt road to a single house with a guy outside that stared at me. I wondered how many other tourists have made the same mistake.
I arrived at Goldentime about 5:30pm. I couldn't find a sign visible from the street that said "Goldentime", but the address was prominently displayed. I parked in the back of the crowded lot and 50 euros to enter.
There were a good number of girls, maybe 30 or more, but there were a lot more guys. The ratio of guys to girls was one of the worst, although it may have just been because it was Saturday. Nevertheless, I was initially happy with some of the girls I saw walking around. As I settled in, however, I wasn't as impressed with the quality of the selection.
GT did have some good grub at keast, including some pizza I very much enjoyed.
I'll repeat this in the individual reviews below, but my GT picks were the poorest ones of the trip. You can't really get bad when BBBJ is part of the package, but relative to the excellence of the rest of my days the GT girls were the least service-oriented.
#1001 was Paris, a an 18yo 9+ from Germany. She was an easy choice when she arrived as part of the evening shift. I was her first customer for the day. When she told me her name it became immediately obvious why she chose it. The BBBJ was the best part of the session with her, but she was kind of boring as far as sex and didn't kiss except for a few pecks.
Paris resembles this photo of Paris Hilton
#1002 was Samantha from Germany. When I saw her she immediately reminded me of a girl in a video I have of Euro lesbians. In watching Samantha I thought she'd be a good pick, but like Paris she also did not kiss and was kind of boring when we started the sex portion.
Samantha resembles this video still of a Euro porn star
I probably could have picked better at Golden Time. There was a very cute daytime girl I missed as well as the hottest girl working the club. I didn't think the best looking girl looked like a good performer until seeing her participate in an excellent lesbian show, unfortunately all the other guys seemed to think the same. In general, but especially at Golden Time it seemed that girls were much harder to land the later it got. I missed some good opportunities because I was waiting too long and they close early at 1:00am.
I met a Polish girl named Mia who was the other girl in the lesbian show, but I wasn't attracted to her. I also met an aggressive Jamila who would approach guys and make out with them (including me even though I resisted), but she was significantly overweight. Some other girls I remember were a skinny girl that reminded me of a mouse, a couple thai girls, and several black girls including a tall Amazon.
On the way back to the hotel I stopped at a gas station to refill my half-empty tank for 34 euros ($44 USD).
By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 08:27 pm: Edit |
SUNDAY - DUSSELDORF: RETURN TO PHG
My original plan was to visit World on Sunday as I guessed it might have the largest lineup when I was initially planning my trip. Unfortunately I would learn just days before departure that immigration raids at FKKs purged World and many others of a lot of their talent. One of the reasons I had paid a bit of a premium for the wireless cards was to keep updated on what was going on at World. It seemed that some talent was coming back to World, but I was still concerned.
I had a room reserved in Frankfurt at Hotel Terminus near the train station, but I decided to stay in Dusseldorf for the day and head to Frankfurt in the evening, according to the hotel info I had I could checkin until midnight. I debated between what Peter29 suggested in a PM were the top 4 FKK's in the area, Goldentime, PHG, Bernd's, and Samya. I checked hours and days for all and saw that Bernd's was only Mon-Fri. Samya was a strong consideration because I'd never been there, but I was concerned about the Sunday lineup for a smaller club. I was tempted to revisit Goldentime to look for the lesbian showgirl or the daytime girl I missed, but worried both about the quality of sessions there and the possibility that those two weren't working. Since my sessions were excellent and PHG and it had a good lineup and ratio, it became the obvious choice.
I would have liked to visit earlier, but on Sundays the FKK that are open seem to all open at 3pm. I checked out late at 2pm and stopped at a pizzeria before setting course again for PHG. I arrived just minutes before 3 and waited until the two other guys that were there when I arrived headed in.
The daytime lineup was fair, and luckily for me Silvia Saint was working. Like Friday, I had to wait for my opportunity as she quickly got grabbed upon returning from a room, but I finally got my chance after about 4 guys. I usually am not that thrilled to go with girls that are that popular, but this blonde bombshell 9+ looked worth it.
#1003 was Pamela from Austria. She reminded me a lot of Sylvia Saint except not as nicely curved and a face that was a bit more oval in shape. Like Sylvia, she wore a bit too much makeup but was absolutely stunning at certain angles and with certain expressions. She didn't seem as friendly walking by with a serious expression while going to and coming from a cabin, but when she finally approached she quickly warmed up. Her proposal to find a room came quicker than I would have preferred, but there was no way I was letting this opportunity slip. That was a great decision as I had a blast with Pamela. Session was complete DFK, BBBJ, and about 4-5 positions before an explosive finish. We spent a little time after the session talking, she is very fluent in English.
Pamela resembles this photo of Sylvia Saint
#1004 was Luiza from Romania, she was Loridana's brunette friend from Friday. I could tell Luiza would be great by the way she kept looking at me both on Friday and today, but I kept looking for other girls because I had already done a girl that looked a lot like her, a Brazilian in TJ that goes by Renata or Ary. I was never able to get Ary's photo, but fortunately found a porn star that she bears a close resemblance too, at least in the photo provided below. The session with Luiza was complete and intense with both of us working up a good sweat. She would have been repeat material if I stayed in Dusseldorf.
Luiza resembles this video still of a porn star
Sunday's lineup at PHG had two girls that I was highly tempted to take up as their faces matched two different girls I had crushes on in high school almost exactly and whose photos I had, but I'm glad I made the choices I did. Both seemed relatively unsociable in the club. One looked like a friend named Dawn, I didn't see her go to the room with anyone in the six hours I was there. The girl that looked like a Desiree I knew was named Edith and she was from Poland. We talked a bit, but I wasn't impressed with her personality and it looked like she didn't take the best care of her teeth. She was a little harder to resist with a 9+ body and sexier lingerie than any of the other girls, but I thought about the teeth and kissing her and was able to hold ground.
By the time I had decided on Luiza there seemed to be a fairly larger number of guys there, and I had to wait a bit before she got free. I ended up staying much later than planned, not leaving until 9:30pm at night. I sped much of the way to Frankfurt and arrived a quarter before midnight.
Hotel Terminus is located on a road with trams running in both directions which made me a bit nervous about driving, but it didn't turn out to be a problem. I headed inside to check-in and have the guy open the garage door. The garage area was poorly lit, poorly maintained, and reeked of piss. I was a bit concerned about security but didn't have problems my three nights there. I brought my stuff into the small room with tiny bed and tried to get a wireless signal, but if it was working it wasn't available from my room. I checked the sheet again to see that it was supposedly only available in part of the hotel, probably the lobby and maybe first floor rooms. Since the hotel was less nice than I expected, I never bothered to research obtaining access to what was probably a very insecure wireless network if it existed.
I was satisfied for the night, but still decided to check out the area. I bought a kabob sandwich and used the internet for a bit at a nearby convenience store/icafe that was open late. The sluggish computers made me a bit suspicious, so I didn't do anything that required a login, just read some news.
I finally decided to browse another Eros hotel even though I wasn't planning on participating. The one I visited was #55. The most attractive girls in the building were Thais on the top floor that were not actually girls. I saw a couple of girls on lower floors that were latina 5's I could have done if I was really horny, but nothing better looking than that.
I headed back and decided to get some rest for the next day.
By Don Marco on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 09:15 pm: Edit |
d'art-- some HOT choices! specially shakira2 !
By d'Artagnan on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 02:39 am: Edit |
I only regret that I couldn't get their real photos to show that I'm not exaggerating (much). Actually, with a professional photgrapher and makeup artist some of my girls could probably come out better than their celebrity counterparts on still film.
A friend asked me how long it took me to pick out Loridana/Shakira. I have a habit of taking a long time to choose. The answer was 5 hours (or 7 if you consider I started looking for the 1000th girl when I first arrived at PHG.)
By d'Artagnan on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 02:41 am: Edit |
MONDAY - FRANKFURT: WORLD
First thing I did after waking up was grab some grub at the free breakfast buffet downstairs. It wasn't much, some hard boiled eggs, cheese slices, salami/ham slices, cereal, and juice, but good enough for the price.
Most of the iCafe's were closed until 9-9:30 and I was out early, but I found a nice one in the subway area. Their hours were 5:30am - 1:30am with an excellent broadband connection, but they didn't have laptop access. At 9am I started visiting a bunch of iCafe's, but none of them had laptop connections except for one on Kaiserstabe. I forgot to note the name, but it's on the right if you are facing the Hauptbahnhof train station.
For lunch I found a Thai restaurant called Thai Fun. It wasn't anything too special, but it was tasty.
I left for World at about 2:45pm. Unfortunately there was a traffic accident on the autobahn on the way and I didn't arrive until 4pm, but it was still early enough to see the day shift. The main lot (P2) was full so parked in P1, the dirt lot. Entrance was 65 euros ($83 USD). I think there were less than 10 girls ranging 4-8 with average at 5. More girls came in for the night shift, but it wasn't much better. The two eights were blonds that kept to themselves most of the time, I think I saw one of them with a guy once. I don't think I ever saw more than 12 girls available at any particular time. There weren't many guys either, so at least it wasn't a sausage fest.
#1005 was Betia from Bulgaria. She had the face of a 7, but I settled with her 5 body. She was the least fit/biggest ass girl I did this trip. Session was only fair, mostly forgettable.
#1006 was Jun from Thailand. I didn't think I'd pick a Thai girl in Germany, they tend to be of only average looks or less, especially since I've seen what's available in Thailand, but Jun was different and easily had one of the nicer figures on that Monday at World, but mostly because many of the other girls were fat. Service was exceptional, I had a very good time with Jun, so she made the World trip worthwhile. During our conversation she mentioned that she gets told she looks like a Japanese actress named Nanako. I googled that actress to find a photo that looks almost exactly like Jun did.
Jun resembles this photo of Japanese actress Matsushima Nanako
Since there were fewer guys, more girls approached me here. I met Jazmin from Turkey, Paola from Poland, Lily from Hungary, and Reiza who I also think was from Hungary. I could have done all of them in a bind, but they weren't really my type.
As mentioned earlier, the immigration raids affected the lineup at the clubs. I believe it affected World more so than the others, at least that's what I've read. But it will probably be back to normal by the time any of you reading this has a chance to visit.
Oh, the food also wasn't very impressive, they had some noodels with some kind of meat in gravy that was OK, but the vegetables weren't very good. I didn't try the soup.
I left at 1am. The P2 parking lot was very dark, they should install lights there.
The GPS got confused for a bit near World, but eventually got me back to my hotel. I went out to grab some grub but had no desire to walk into any Eros hotels. I returned to my room and crashed after eating.
By d'Artagnan on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 05:08 am: Edit |
TUESDAY - FRANKFURT: PALACE
There was some kind of steet fair on Kaiserstrabe on Tuesday afternoon. I bought a brotwurst and some of the best seasoned fries I've ever had for lunch there. I looked at some Germany Tshirts at a nearby souvenir shop per my usual routine, but even the ugly ones were incredibly overpriced at 19 euros ($24 USD).
I changed some of the US dollars I had at a nearby cambio for 76.5 euros to the dollar so that I'd have just about the right enough amount for entrance fee plus three sessions at Palace. I also some extra I kept in US currency just in case.
I arrived at Palace at about 3pm. There were about 12 girls and a few less guys. Some of the girls were nice, but none were particularly impressive and a few were dogs, a couple I was surprised could even work there. More girls showed up later as the evening shift started to roll in. In all I would estimate there were about 35 girls ranging from 2-8 with an average around 6.
I recognized one of the dayshift 8's from my 2004 visit, and I have real pictures of her. The photos came out crappy and she's only about a 6 in them, but this was Daniela from Romania. (I didn't do her this trip)
Photo: Daniela 1
Photo: Daniela 2
#1007 was Angelina, a 7 from Romania. She kind of resembled Luiza and the euro star pictured above, but slightly less attractive. Perhaps that look is somewhat common. She said she'd only be able to spend a few minutes talking with me when I asked her to come sit on the couch when we first started talking. I didn't take her at the time, but lack of better looking alternatives made me change my mind when she approached later. Luiza was a little below average for FKK sessions, but she did offer CIM and anal (both declined), though neglected to mention an additional charge. It seemed somewhat deceptive to me so that took a little more shine out of the session as well.
#1008 was Adriana, a tanned bleach blond 8 from Slovakia. She was maybe in her late 20's, possibly early 30's, but she was IMHO the most attractive girl working Palace that day. My session was a little better than with Angelina, but still not impressive for Germany FKK sessions.
#1009 was Christina, a pale blond 6.5 from Russia. She actually was a bit higher on my personal scale because I kind of liked her unique look, but I think most wouldn't find her that attractive. She did have BJ lips, though. Although I was attracted to her, I couldn't help thinking "fish" and "alien" when looking at her. I grabbed Christina at the closing bell and I believe we were the last couple out of a cabin because of that. Christina was better than the two previous, but still lacking.
Angelina was the only Palace girl that reminded me of a ce
None of the three Palace girls I chose on this trip kissed, which was the main reason I felt I got less mileage from here. Usually it's the German girls that are most likely to not kiss, or not initiate kissing, so I don't know if I just chose wrong or if it has to do with being at Palace. I suspect it might be the latter as Palace is the closest FKK to central Frankfurt and more of a "tourist trap. Also, while I was lounging at Palace I overheard one guy mention a terrible session and another complaining about deceptive upselling, probably along the lines of what transpired between Angelina and me except he accepted.
Another girl I recognized from my previous trip was Jennifer from Malaysia. Despite thinking she looked too much like a Thai ladyboy I almost gave her a go after hearing a couple guys raving about her service, but even that along with her nicer figure couldn't clinch the deal.
The third and final 8 that day was a blond Colombian whose name I forgot. I mainly didn't do her because I've done my fair share of Colombians and was in Germany to do Euros, but I also didn't think much of her lying to me even though I suspected it at the time. She approached with a Venezuelan blond and after talking for about 10 minutes dragged me to "tour" a large TV room in the back despite my protests. As expected they pushed me down on a couch and started to kiss me but I pulled away and left the room with a polite goodbye and "maybe later". I still had the Colombian under consideration since she was one of the top three lookers, but I had no interest in the Venezuelan 5.
Danira from Russia was a cute 7 that looked almost Korean in appearance, but I passed on her despite getting the impression that she was probably one of the better providers.
A few Thais were working, they were all unattractive.
As mentioned above, I closed Palace at 4am, spending 11 hours there (4 sleeping). After 1am, the talent seemed to thin considerably, or it might have been because the better looking girls were constantly in the room. I had hoped for Christina as my final session at about 2am, but didn't see her available again until I lucked out at 3:45.
All the other customers appeared to be gone when I walked out of Palace at 4:20 am and I didn't see any other girls left besides Christina. I headed back to my hotel and finished packing my things, checking out at 5:30am. I filled my tank for 30-something euros and dropped my rental off at 6am when the Sixt desk opened. No employees were in the garage, so I had to pick a random parking spot (noting the space number) and drop the key off at the main counter. I quickly went through check-in and headed to the gate for my 7:30 flight.
I had to spend a few hours at Logan in Boston. I found that airport confusing and did not like it.
I got home about 11pm to complete my fun-filled, milesstone acheiving, 1 week trip. My camera was sitting ready-to-go on my desk.
By d'Artagnan on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 05:13 am: Edit |
STATS AND COMMENTS
COST BREAKDOWN:
Ticket $750
13 Girls: $832
6 Entrance Fees: $442
Car Rental: $361
Dusseldorf Hotel 2 Nights + Extras: $163
Frankfurt Hotel 3 Nights + Parking: $204
Gas: $86
Misc Food/Drink: $64
Airport Food: $15
Inet Cafes: $13
Tmobile Wireless Roaming: $10
Total Expenses: $2940
Total Time: 5 days, 6 nights
# of Girls: 13
Average Cost Per Night: $490
Average Cost Per Girl/All Expenses: $226
Average Cost Per Girl/Session & Entrance Only: $98
Best FKK: Planet Happy Garden (9)
Worst FKK: World (4)
Best Looking: Pamela at PHG (9/appearance score)
Worst Looking: Betia at World (6.5/appearance score)
Best Session: Loridana at PHG (9/session score)
Worst Session: Samantha at Goldentime (7/session score)
Nationality Count:
4 Germans (7.5 session score average)
3 Romanians (8.5 session score average)
2 Bulgarians (7.5 session score average)
1 Russian (7 session score)
1 Austrian (9 session score)
1 Slovakian (7 session score)
1 Thai (9 session score)
FKK Preference List (that I've been to)
1. Planet Happy Garden
2. Oase
3. Goldentime
4. Palace
5. World (probably temporary low score/#1 previously)
6. Atlantis (now permanently closed)
7. Beach
8. Saunaworld
9. Dietzenbach
I had an excellent time and look forward to my next visit to Germany. I had a few eessions that didn't meet expectations, but it's all relative. My worst Germany session is better than average sessions for most cities/countries I've been to. There are two things that keep me from visiting Germany more often, though. #1 is the difficulty in getting photos. #2 is the price. Entrance fees alone range from $64-$83 USD and car rental is practically a necessity. You can bring per girl costs down by traveling with a bud to share expenses like room and car rental and by doing more girls per day, but those are not practical options for me.
I'd like to visit some of the smaller FKKs eventually, but it's a tough decision since my visits will likely be shorter because of costs and knowing that the greater # or girls, particular ones suitable to my tastes, will more likely be found at the more popular places. Still, at the very least I'm sure I will at least visit Samya and Bernd's on my next trip.
Since I've passed the 1000 girl milestone, maybe I'll change my habits and start seeking high repeat numbers and potential relationships.
Nah...
By d'Artagnan on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 06:17 am: Edit |
I just noticed that the FKK Palace website at http://www.the-palace.de has photos of girls (most faces blurred) that have worked there, but I suspect they are dated. I didn't see any of those girls as far as I could tell. Cherry is hot, about an 8.5 on my scale and more attractive than any of the Palace girls during my visit.
By Don Marco on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 08:49 am: Edit |
d'art welcome to the 1k club btw
if June looked like the that pick-- wow. I love that look... very good for some office/secretary role play The actress is beautiful imho.
As for costs breakdown, where the hell are you flying from? from the east coast, flights to DUS are around 300. Also, how did you manage to limite gas spending to 85 or so? Perhasp it's because I wasted some much figuring out the nav system...
I agree 100% with your fkk wrapup. i felt the same way about the sessions, looks, etc. Now if I could only get past the costs !
By Tujunga on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 12:37 pm: Edit |
You didn't happen to see Nadja, the tall, slender and gorgeous black/German girl I met at World last year, did you? I still occasionally lapse into reverie over her, high on my all-time list.
By Blazers on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 09:49 pm: Edit |
Wow, some pretty girls but that is one hell of an expensive trip. At $500 a night, maybe a Vegas trip might have been cheaper..lol. The entrance fees seem crazy.
I guess if you are into white girls and the Euro look, this place would be heaven.
By Kjtrav on Friday, June 02, 2006 - 05:23 pm: Edit |
I hit Palace everytime I fly through Frankfurt. Was with Sofia about four weeks ago. Maybe we can hook up sometime when I am over there. Heading to Romania and Hungary next month. Thanks for the report.
By Blofeld on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 10:32 am: Edit |
Great Report.
I've only done the Frankfurt Big Three. I think everybody should do the FKK scene atleast once. Despite the cost, it is a really unique venue -- you walk around and pick from totally naked Euro babes and the per session cost (excluding everything else) is great: 50 Euros or say $65 bucks.
The downside is obviously the cost, everybody has challenges in finding the damn places, and for me, I think the venue is boring in between sessions. A terma is a fun place to hang out, but somehow the FKK lacks the Rio party atmosphere.
d'ART: I am assuming that you maintain somesort of log of all your sessions to be so precise on the numbers? How about breaking out the first 1,000 into __-% in Thailand, % ____ with cim finish, number of top rated session, etc?
Regards, Blofeld
By d'Artagnan on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 03:45 pm: Edit |
DM
One tank over 6 days with a diesel fuel-efficient car isn't remarkable.
T
There were no black girls at World the Monday I was there.
By d'Artagnan on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 03:46 pm: Edit |
DM, my ticket was booked late and then cancelled and rescheduled, so that part was more expensive than it should have been.
By d'Artagnan on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 03:50 pm: Edit |
B
The $500 figure probably isn't the best one to use for comparision since I payed a penalty on my ticket, drove all the way from Frankfurt to Dusseldorf and back, and only did 2 sessions per day.
By d'Artagnan on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 03:56 pm: Edit |
B2
Agreed, FKKs are not as fun as termas, but most of them have a masseuse available, saunas, inclusive food & drink, and more private areas where you can crash. I do prefer the passion of the Brazileras, but I like the FKK facilities better.
I have a log with name/country and photo or description, but rarely more detail than that. I might do more stat analyses and breakdowns in the future, but for know I'm more concerned about figuring out where I'll go next. I also have another two reports to write that are long overdue.
By d'Artagnan on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 06:09 pm: Edit |
According to another website, this is a recent photo of Sunni. It's on the Oase webpage in the Girls section, bottom left on the first page.
I can't verify with absolute certainty with the head turned, but the body, tits, hair, tan, and even shoes look about right.