Planet Happy Garden
Butzenstr. 41
Tönisvorst/Oedt (~ 3/4 hr NW of Cologne)
hours: M-Sa 11am-1pm, Sun 3pm-1am.
02152-519103
Entrance 50 Euro
Prices 50 Euro/Girl

For the unaware, this is Disneyland for hobbyists; The North Rheineland region overflows with bordellos, some with excellent talent and stunning looks. Kaleu's guide, http://www.cfit.com/kaleu/fkk-en.htm , has excellent maps and links. The clubs are variations on a theme; a modest entrance fee, where the hostess shows you a locker room & showers; after changing, a meeting/bar area where you can select your choices, to go to rooms & play. Kissing, BBBJ & DATY, no rushing, GFE are standard, finishing with CFS.

Happy Garden is very popular; most of the talent is model quality, mostly 7s to 9.5s. A few absolute stunners. The European taste goes for natural, slim, & trim; so you're unlikely to run into an enhanced bombshell with 38EE bazookas. The place is easy to find (from Cologne: take the A4 west to the A61 north toward Venlo; about 7 km north of the A52, exit to Suchtein; 2 km then north on to Grefrath; after about 5km, right turn (east) to Oedt; a little jog through Oedt (L then R), then only about a km until the road splits; HG is in the collection of buildings on the right. If you look closely you'll see the sign there. ); you'll be buzzed in, greeted by the matron (very pleasant 40ish woman) who will take your entrance fee of $100DM & give you a locker key, robe, & towel. The showers, sauna, & pool is downstairs; upstairs is one of the best bars I've seen in one of these clubs. Beer, soft drinks, & coffee complimentary.

The girls hang out in the bar area, this evening (Tuesday) about 20. When you're ready, just mention to the girl that you'd like to go to a room. If you're liunguistally challenged, no problem - many speak a little English, & they understand that you're not there for the brilliant conversation. "Zimmer" (room) will be enough for them to understand. They will go get a key (coordinating the room schedule on a busy night is not unlike O'Hare during Christmas), & some towels. BBBJ with DATY & CFS will run 50 Euro. After you're finished, the girl will walk you by your locker, and you pay her immediately. You can stay as long as you like.

The highlight of this visit was a stunning blonde that was a dead ringer for Krystal Steal (without the enhancements); 5'10", 115lb, 34C-22-32, blonde, loooonnnng legs (and an incredible sexy butt that peeked out of the skimpy outfit she was wearing), face of a model. A 9.5. I actually hesitated for a round, since looks this stunning sometimes correlate to mediocre performance; but i figured for $50, what the hell. Boy was I surprised.

Very friendly & pleasant, good English. DFK, incredible BBBJ (could have been TC), very responsive & sexy to DATY. CFS that garnered a DNA sample. For all of 50 Euro. (plus a little thank you tip).

Thanks for the information. Do they sell beers, etc... at the bar? How would you compare the whole scene in Cologne compared to Frankfurt? Thanks again.

the beer is free at happy garden

both cologne & frankfurt have quality FKKs.
here's an old trip report of mine:
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report February 02

Rev: FKK-Oase Burgholzhausen

In Frankfurt, one of the best is FKK-Oase Burgholzhausen, about a 1/2-hr
outside of the city. It's not easy to find; either get a cab, or a detailed
map.
They have a website at
http://www.fkk-oase.de

Fellas, this is paradise - 20-30 killer ladies wearing nothing but high
heels. 60 Euro (1 Euro ~ $1; actually a little less - at this time, $1 =
1.14 Euro) entrance fee, 50 Euro per session with the ladies. BBBJ (often
TC), FK, DATY standard.
the ladies are all 20-something, typically tall & slim with German & East European
representation, none less than a 7, most 8 to 9.

Rnd 1: After showering & changing into the standard outfit of a towel, went
to the bar/lounge. Quickly met up with a 9+ blond, 5'8", 20-something, slim
& trim. Angelina, German girl. Session was OK (BBBJ, FS), but I have had
better - the little head was thinking, as I should have waited a little to
see if there was any "couch action" (see later on) instead of jumping on the
most gorgeous one - but I was horny as hell.. But heck, for $50, I'm
complaining?

Relaxed a bit in the sauna, until:

Rnd 2: While sitting at the bar, an awesome blonde - 5'5", curly hair, great
bod - came over & starting talking. Within a minute, she wrapped my hand
around her ass & nearly straddled me, with a tongue in my ear. OK, I can
take a hint......
Great in the room - a BBBJ to die for, FS in multiple positions - i'm sure
anything was available. DNA sample 2. I remember the mirrors in the room
gave great views throughout. A lovely hot lady. No idea what her name is.

Time to rest. It happens that the US/Canada Olympic final is on - I watch
for a while in the pool area. Here, there are little alcoves off the pool
where couples disappear for a while - i tell you, it's interesting to see a
group of guys watching a hockey game while only 20 feet away there's this
background of moans & groans....

Rnd 3: I wander back to the lounge area - in a back room, a few porno videos
are going, and a few guys getting BJs on the couches (i.e., couch action -
often a tip on how good the girl will be in the room). This is common. I spy
a real tall killer blonde I had been lusting after - drop dead gforgeous, a
9.5 in most anyone's book - I go over & we hit it off fine. Very talkative,
turns out she lives right up the street, does this occasionally for the $ (I
& suspect the fun). After a while, she slides over & starts kissing - and
shortly, pushes away the towel & starts in on a BJ like no tomorrow. Hey, I
can live with this.
To the room, where she is a real live one - DATY, and if she didn't come 2x
she deserves an Oscar - really. A long, long BJ (20-30 minutes or so), and
FS that got yet another DNA sample - probably a record.
She got an extra tip for this (all of 80 Euro).
BTW, she said that TC would be a little more - we never got there as I had
other priorities, but I suspect 20 or 30 Euro more. NBD.

OK, I'm exhausted. Sauna time. hot tub & steam room if you want it, but I
prefer dry saunas. shower, lounge, yada yada.....

About to call it quits, but figure I'll go gawk at the ladies a bit more. An
incredible selection - had my eye on a great little brunette spinner with a
lucious body, but she seemed a little distant & never saw her in any couch
action. Saw my rnd #2 going at it on the couch with some guy in a major way.
Ended up talking to a cute blond (there's a pattern here...) Miriam (?),
Czech girl from Prague, who was quickly nibbling my ear. OK, back to the
salt mines, rnd #4....
I really have to go back for her sometime. She was ready for anything, could
suck chrome off a bumper, really got into 69, hopped on & rode like no
tomorrow. No DNA sample here, just too much, but a great time.

summary: 4x with girls no less than an 8, for 290 Euros ($250).
guys, if you are single (which i am not, so i have to make up business
trips), treat yourself. do the math - you can get round trip tickets for
$500 or so.

Butzenstr. 41
47918 Tönisvorst/Oedt

Originally posted by Peter29 on Thursday, November 06, 2003 - 03:42 pm
2003/11 Peter29 - Pros and Cons of the Germany FKK Clubs

Happy Garden
Pretty much the same as Wildenrath except with more women (although in my opinion not more good looking ones) and they don't have food fo as long (it goes away quickly).

...

Wildenrath :
Pro's : Great girls, familial atmosphere, cleanliness, free beer (only here and Happy Garden have beer), good and plentiful food, Sauna (which I have never used) outdoor terrace and a big lawn, attractive pricing for longer term bookers like me (each addtional 30 mins is 25€, and you only pay for each additional service once)
Con's : Not a mega club (so only 15-20 women on an average night, Sometimes a strange crowd (especially when the gypsys come), no pool or hottub facility, girls are not naked

Planet Happy Garden
Butzenstr. 41
47918 Tönisvorst/Oedt
Phone: 02152-519103
Open: Mon-Sat 11am-1am, Sun 3pm-1am
http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/
Entrance: 50 euros

Prices seemed standard to other FKKs as far as the girls go at 50 euros for the first 30 minutes, although I read about a 25 euro option w/ covered BJ, but none of the girls brought this up and I didn't ask. I didn't ask for price for extras or additional time.

The layout goes something like this: After entering you'll see stairs leading to rooms on middle right. A path to the upper level bar and lounge on the far right, and a path to the locker room ahead on the left. Down stairs from the locker room is the main shower area and masseuse on the left and the Solarium on the right. Straight ahead is a large dining table with an indoor sauna behind it. Downstairs to the left is the lower level bar and lounge where the buffet is served. A sliding door to the right of the dining room leads outside with a pool in front, cabins to the left, and stairs to the right. The stairs lead to an outdoor patio with an outdoor sauna and a doorway leading to the upper bar/lounge.

When the bartenders are not there or occupied, you can walk behind the counter to grab your own beer, coffee, or soft drink, although I'm not sure if they'd appreciate it if you get in their way, most guys seemed to just wait if their was someone behind the counter.

PHG is currently my favorite FKK in Germany. I thought it had the best looking girls, the best service from both girls and staff, and the best food. IMHO, the main con is that they are only open until 1am (with exceptions if many guys are still around)

My full preference list and more details are in my new report, Passing a Milestone in Germany, Dusseldorf & Frankfurt

Planet Happy Garden is mentioned in 2009/10 Locknload - Switzerland and Italian Border Towns