DRINKING FROM THE OCEAN

LEGAL DISCLAIMER—This was my cherry mongering trip, so I found it abit tough to get many unclothed pictures, I apologize in advance for this. As the trip went on I got a few more so you will have to bear with me. Secondly, I tend to like the spinners so I apologize to Porker and the likes who will probably think most of my girls are what you would call Ummmmmmmm - - FLAT. So if you like big boobs you may not want to waste much time opening up the pictures. Sorry guys but that’s how I like em!!

CHAPTER 1

Pre-trip:

I read a lot about people getting sick from the food/water over there, so when I was getting my Hep shots, I asked the travel nurse if she had any suggestions. She recommended Dukoral, to be taken in two doses about 3 weeks before trip. Cost was $85Can total. I decided to try it and looking back think it was worth it as I never got sick once and I ate some questionable food and drank water from almost anywhere (I think I was actually trying to get sick so I could say it didn’t work). When I go back I will definitely take the Dukoral treatment again!

Booked Swiss Chalet Hotel in a deluxe room (just bigger nothing else). Room cost was 1700 peso/night. Also booked them to pick me up at airport in Manila. It was my first trip and I was arriving at midnight. It sure was nice to have someone waiting there at 1:00am to take me to AC that night and I think the 2400 peso cost was well worth it for me that night. I was very happy with Swiss Chalet Hotel, it has a good location, (exactly 10 second walk from Mo’s), nice rooms and good food in the restaurant. No pool was only down side I could see, so I will definitely plan on staying there again.
www.swisschaletph.com

Packed a large suitcase and a carry-on backpack with my camera and laptop computer. Boarded the plane for what I read as brutally long and uncomfable from other trip reports. I would have to say they weren’t exaggerating one damn bit!!! Its f---- brutal. 29 hours bed to bed!! And completely opposite time of day!! It was night.


Chapter 2

10 Days in Angeles City:

It was 3:00 am when I arrived in AC and checked into the Swiss Chalet. Everything was great and I decided I would just stay in and get a good night sleep to try to get my internal clock set on the new time. But there was just no way I could sleep, part excitement and part it felt like noon to me. But I also knew some bars would be closed and all the good girls would be picked over by this time, so I forced myself to stay in the room and stare at the ceiling waiting for morning to come.

Morning FINALLY arrives and I head out for breakfast at hotel. Right after breakfast I decide to head down to Santos St. because I heard it was open 24/7. After walking by about 3 bars I spot a girl who looks cute and stop in for a drink. Her name is Lyka and the bar is Manok (I think). We talk, I tell her I’m cherry boy and she quotes 600 peso ST. Sounds good to me and back to the hotel we go. She starts with a BBBJ and since it’s been awhile for me, probably only lasts about 3min before I’m popping in her mouth. She kept going till I was done, then just as I thought she might swallow she calmly gets up and goes to the bathroom. Oh-well it still was a great first shot. We lay in bed for a while till I’m ready for the second act and she performs great. After that she gets up has a shower and leaves. Sorry no pictures as I just didn’t feel comfortable asking yet.

Once she’s gone I shower up and head out on the town to get my bearings. I had downloaded a map from the Swiss Chalet web site, so I had a bit of idea where everything was but still needed to walk it for myself. Plus I wanted to go to the 7-11 and pick-up some supplies. ½ hour later I’m back from my tour of AC with my supplies and trying to decide what to do next. Hmmmmmmmm bar-hopping at 3:00pm sure why not!! I walk all the way to Classroom 2 and see a cute girl standing outside so decide this is where I will start. In I go and there is only one other table with 2 guys at it, but I decide to sit down for a dink and not 2 minutes later the cute girl comes in and sits down at my table along with another girl. Dianna and Jocelyn are their names. Jocelyn is very friendly and has her hands all over me but its Dianna I really want. After a whole ½ hour they convince me to bar fine them both (I’m such a push-over). Back to the room!! Dianna goes first and I really find her attractive so it doesn’t take long. Next is Jocelyn who is not as attractive but much much better in bed. When finished Dianna states she wants to leave for the night (its like 4:30) Jocelyn states she will stay night. So Dianna leaves (no tip). I thought about going back to the bar but decided it wasn’t worth the hassle especially on my first night. Jocelyn and I go for supper then she takes me barhopping. She also stays next day and takes me to mall. She also doesn’t leave till her shift at 2:00pm that day. So I give her a nice tip and say I might see her again but no promises.

Photos: Jocelyn 01 02

Day 2

So after Jocelyn leaves at about 2pm I decide it is time to check out some more bars. I start walking down the street and see Classroom 2 is coming up fast. I decide I do not want to walk by as I’m sure Jocelyn will rope me in. So I jump in a trike and tell the driver to take me to perimeter. Off we speed with me ducking down as we pass by Classroom2. We go for a while and he pulls into the Perimeter Hotel. I look around and see absolutely no bars so I ask where nifty’s is. Well he gives me that blank look that makes you think you where talking Chinese to him. So I ask about Rio’s and get the same blank look. So now I’m thinking this guy has no clue where “perimeter” is but either do I. I am racking my brain trying to think of another Perimeter bar but not having much luck, I know I don’t want to get out here, mostly because I have no idea where here is and am thinking I will never get back to my hotel if I jump out here. So I keep thinking while he sits there with a blank look on his face. I finally rattle out the name Champagne that he recognizes and off we go. Well all of a sudden places are starting to look familiar and suddenly I see Classroom 2 and which point I try the duck and look away move, hoping no one(Jocelyn) sees me. Well he drops me off at MO’s and points across the street to Champagne. Well its not perimeter but I did ask for Champagne and that’s where I am!! Now I’m thinking perimeter ain’t gonna happen today but its still early and most of these places are still closed. So when we were coming back from the Perimeter Hotel I saw a bar called Cherry’s club, so I ask him to take me back there. So ANOTHER trip past Classroom 2(1 stealth trip turned into a circus of 3 trips back and forth).

Now I’m standing outside Cherry’s Club, there’s a door girl out front so I know it’s open. I jump out of the trike and pay driver the agreed amount plus abit of a tip since he made 3 trips up and down fields for me. Inside I go and sit down, I see a cute girl dancing who finishes her shift on stage and goes and sits down in the corner with her friends. I tell the waitress I would like to buy a drink for her and point her out. The waitress says “ok drink for the cherry girl” and starts walking away. I try to stop her but she doesn’t hear me. Great just what I want, to be buying drinks for cherry girls!! So next thing I know I’m buying a drink for the cherry girl who comes over and sits down. . (What irony I pick a cherry girl at cherry’s club). I’m thinking 1 quick drink and then on to the next place, coz I never came here to meet cherry girls. Well when she sits down beside me her skin is sooooooo soft and she feels soooooo good. Next thing I know I’m buying a second drink and then a third. Then I go for a kiss and it is like one of the best I’ve ever had so a couple more drinks come out. Now it’s getting late and I know that if I don’t leave real soon I will be sleeping alone tonight. So I drag myself out of there, which takes all the will power I can muster and go tearing off in a trike in a desperate search for a partner. I stop at bedrock coz I saw a picture Icarus put up of a girl named Paula and I fell in love. The time is about 10pm and no Paula insight and nothing else that turns my fancy. I’m starting to think this might be to late to find a nice girl so I quickly run next door to Nero’s. They must have about 20+ girls dancing so I stop and take a good long not so judgemental look. Well I see one who looks good enough at this time and I quickly call her down before someone else takes the last semi-good looking girl in AC. Back to the hotel we go. She performs actually quite well but gets a little wet for my liking and has a bit of a nasty smell downstairs. So I find it a bit hard to finish but she seems to be really enjoying it and this makes me finish up. She sticks around till 6am then her phone rings, so since I’m awake now I jump on for another session. When we’re done she gets up and says she’s leaving coz they have to be at clinic by 8. Which I think was true coz the momma san came on the mic at the bar the previous night and started talking in Taglog but I did hear her say no sales no commission. Which Elvie said is what happens if you miss the clinic appointment.

Photos: Evie 03 04

Day 3

Now I check my map on the computer to find out where the hell “perimeter” is and realize it’s the same damn road and you just need to go abit further down the street than what I did yesterday. So off I go, I figure I’ll walk abit then jump a trike once I’m tired. So I’m walking checking out the bars when all of a sudden I hear someone say “Here comes Ken!!” Well I look up and yep its Classroom 2 and it’s the mamma san talking, I see Joceyln jumping up and down now ready to give me a big hug. (Now I’m thinking f--- I still have to check out the elusive Rio’s that I couldn’t find yesterday). So I hug Jocelyn but tell her since it’s only my third day here I would like to check out some more bars, at which point she gives me the you just broke my heart look. But I tell her I might come back later but say I can’t promise anything. I quickly walk away feeling like a huge smuck. I jump in a trike and say Rio’s and the driver knows exactly where I’m talking about and away we go. I walk into Rio’s and immediately see that they layed off their interior decorator about 15-20 years ago. But I have heard nothing but good things about this place so I sit down (I’m not here for the atmosphere anyways). I don’t see too much that really excites me; the cherylan I saw in other reports is nowhere to be found, so I wait for abit. After abit I see a girl who doesn’t look too bad and call her over for a drink. She almost immediately starts talking about going to the back room for only 1000 peso. But I just can’t get excited about the back room so I suggest back to my hotel and away we go. Back at the hotel she gets undressed and I finally snap a few photos which she is more that happy to pose for. Unfortunately she looked much better with clothes on. She starts with a BBBJ, which is about the most professional job I’ve ever had. We then get into the session but her body just doesn’t do it for me and its not looking too good for a grand finale! After awhile she can tell its taking too long and asks why I not cum. I didn’t say much but this puts her into mission mode. She then starts up a Hand-job that again is very professional but it just ain’t gonna happen for me. So I tell her I’m very tired and that she can go now.

Photos: Rhea 05 06 07

The time now is about 8pm and I’m trying to decide what to do. I’m not feeling very horny and I’m thinking I might not even want sex tonight. (This is what I call irony, coz for the last 5 months I’ve been sitting at home dreaming of all the girls I will be doing, and when I finally get here I’m played out on day 3. I used the analogy, when your’e in the desert all you can think of is water then when you get to the ocean suddenly water isn’t so important. AC is the ocean and now as I write this back at home (desert) my throat is already getting very dry).

So anyways I decide my little cherry girl might be worth a visit. So back to Cherry’s Club I go. I walk in and she see’s me and comes over right away. After a couple of drinks and me doing my best to feel her up, her skin was sooo soft. I decide I will barfine her and just go for supper and then some dancing. I tell her she doesn’t even have to come back to the hotel. So of course she agrees to the barfine and away we go. We go for supper then to the Sky Trax for some dancing. I had a great time with her that night. She is such a sweet girl. I wonder how long she will last in AC? After the dancing I kissed her good night and we went our separate ways. Back to the hotel alone, and that was fine with me!

Photo: Cherry Girl 08

Day 4

So today I wake up alone and now maybe regret my no partner decision last night. So I have breakfast and decide I will head to Honey Ko’s shortly after 2. I am looking at my notes of women I would like to hook-up with and see Jing one of Khun Mor girls. So 2 O’clock comes around and off to Honey Ko’s I head taking special care to NOT walk by classroom 2 and ducking down when the trike passes by. I walk into Honey Ko’s around 2:30-3 and am the ONLY person in the bar. So I sit down in a booth and start looking over the dancers. Well first off no Jing I’m now batting 0 for 2(Paula at bedrock) and starting to think these girls actually don’t exist!! Well I sit for awhile and see 2 or 3 that are actually quite cute. Next thing I know one of the waitresses is standing beside me talking to me and then asking if she can sit down beside me. Well she’s cute so no problem. She continues talking then telling me how cold she is. Soon another waitress is on my other side talking. When waitress one gets up to get me another drink the first waitress says she thinks waitress 1 likes me. I ask if waitress here barfine and she says she thinks waitress 1 might if she really likes me. So when waitress 1 comes back I bring up the barfine idea and she says sure and heads away to change. They tell me she just started at the bar 3 days ago and I was her first barfine, but she not a cherry girl. It takes her about 1 hour to come back in her street clothes and we stay at Honey Ko’s for a while longer drinking. Somewhere in the conversation they ask how long I will be in AC and, as a rookie I quickly answer 6 more days to which my barfine states good you barfine me 6 days then?? To which I kind of am blown away and not sure what to say so I burp out we’ll play it day by day. (A note to other cherry boys out there who might be slight push overs like me, if they ask how long you are staying SAY YOU’RE NOT F--- SURE)

Well back to the hotel and my Honey Ko is great. Probably one of the tighter boxes I’ve been in but a little bit on the starfish side. But she is super sweet and I’m getting along great so the next day she takes me out to meet her cousins about 1 hour jeepney ride away. It is kind of neat seeing some different country and how some of the people live. When we come back we have to stop into Honey Ko’s so she can check in and I can pay her barfine. When we walk in all the girls are smiling at her and asking her how her first barfine was. We sit down and some of her friends sit down and I buy a few drinks and start making friends. When its time to go I pay the barfine for tonight and off we go on a barhop.

Day 6

I’m starting to enjoy getting up in the morning having a great session with my Honey Ko then going for a nice breakfast at the Swiss Chalet, then spending a nice day doing something with my Honey Ko. One Day her Mom brings her son down and I get to spend the day with them. Then the next day the two of us go to the mall and watch a movie. Usually at night I would go out barhopping with her to 1 or 2 bars then head back to Honey Ko’s to pay her barfine usually around 10pm coz Honey Ko’s closes at 11pm. We usually get there about 10 and sit and have a few drinks with her friends until closing. On a side note even at 10-11 I still saw usually 1 or 2 very doable women at that bar, so I would definitely recommend stopping at that bar if you were going. But I never did see Jing I’m thinking she quit like the rest of Khun Mor’s girls do when he leaves town!!(just joking man).

One night on our barhop we where in Blue Nile Exec I brought up the idea of a threesome to which my Honey Ko quickly said she was not into that. She also said if I didn’t want her that she had no choice she would have to leave coz I was the boss, but It was quite evident I hit a nerve. I knew well enough to shut up. Which I quickly did but shortly after a tissue came out and she started wiping her eyes, at which point I felt like a smuck (the second time this trip). Now I know some guys out there will say cut em lose but I was actually falling for this girl and actually didn’t see a whole lot of girls who I would rather be with in bed each night so I thought I would drop the idea of threesomes and keep my Honey Ko for my last few days of my stay. Looking back I don’t regret it coz she was a very nice girl and in my eyes quite attractive as well and the GFE was growing at an exponential rate.

Photos: Honey Ko 09 10 11 12 13 14

On one of the nights I told her the reason I was in Phil was to meet a chat mate who lived in Manila. (She was actually a Cam Girl). The last 10 days of my trip would be in Manila meeting her, I could tell this bothered her but she didn’t say too much about it. On my last night there she asked if she could come down to Manila with me and just stay in the hotel while I was out meeting my chat mate. (Of course I knew there was no way this was a good idea and very quickly said that it wasn’t a good idea for some BS reason and that it was best she stayed in AC). So the last day we said our teary good-byes and she even gave me a card, which she made me promise not to open until I left AC. It was very hard leaving but I had a Cam Girl who I had be talking to for 8 months that I was dying to meet and was actually the reason I was in Philippines in the first place. So off alone to Manila I go.

Chapter 3

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Really enjoying the read so far. I'm anxious to hear about your experiences in Manila.

Love this report thus far. I love reading a report from the perspective of a newbie who isnt afraid to be honest about his first trip. You basically followed the newbie script to an exact science. Just takes a couple of days of pure fucking and the lonely monger yearning for companionship kicks in. The first girl that happens to come around and demand your time will be the one you fall for...doesnt matter who it is. AC girls are romantic and dirt poor at the same time so they are always aggressive to find a Prince Charming and they dont waste time....ie intoducing you to her family immediately and even suggesting you barfine her the rest of your trip on your first meeting.

Good to see you were intoduced to the Filipina nasty pussy smell right of the bat...we have all been there(except Porker). Your report should also reiterate that newbies should not have a list of girls they want to fuck because its highly unlikely the girl will be there when you arrive. These girls are lazy and dont last in the bar long before they return from their province or vacation time and work at a different bar. The other reason is that most of the hotter girls are now being supported by overseas boyfriends....thus the reason for the lack of pure stunners in AC these days. Best thing to do is just arrive and let things happen. You will likely find girls hotter than the ones you have been obsessing about via CH photo section.

Blazers summed up a lot of my comments. Re: stinky pussy, though, funny enough, the ONE that I had that had it really bad was (I think) the ONLY girl that Blazers and I ever shared?

Rookie mongers are DOA for Filipina Western Union-ATM Boyfriend-RESCUE ME PLEASE FIANCEE VISA TYPE seekers. They will KILL YOU with sex and kindness and sweetness so fast that you will promise them ANYTHING just so you can repeat the 'lovey dovey' experience with them again. If you're LUCKY you will stay grounded and not get trapped by any of them. If UNLUCKY (like most on this board), you hopefully won't get beat up too bad and will eventually laugh about the 'war wounds'.

BTW, the 'smell' is likely rotting, fermented jizz from the last guy that creampied them. Unfortunately, the jumping up and down in the shower routine to avoid pregnancy is about as effective a hygienic technique as it is a birth control method.

Thanks for the detailed report.

Tobruk
I am also enjoying your report and your honesty in relating events. Had to laugh when you asked the trike driver to take you to the Perimeter and of course that's exactly where he took you. The funny thing is you were standing right next to two of the better Perimeter bars- Touch of Class and Emotions but obviously did not see them.
When were you in AC ?? I ask because Jhing no longer works in any bar but I was just in AC for the last three weeks . Surprisingly I got a txt from Jhing saying she had seen me on the street and wanted to get together. Said she had been in her province for 4 months and just got back into town. It therefore likely was her you saw but you would not have found her anywhere to be barfined.

Honeyko's had all new girls this trip and the change was for the worse IMO. Don't remember seeing a cute waitress there. Sheila,the ever present service girl at HKs,told me that just before I got there a number of girls were sent home for not having licenses as the police were cracking down on that. Honeyko's is notorious for hiring girls who have shady documents.

Tobruk
Thanks for the report. It brings back great memories of my cherry trip to AC last year.
Sorry you couldn't find Paula, but as Blazers points out on the next part of your report, its not really worth trying to target specific girls - just go with the flow. As I recall, BigBalls had a bit of a thing for Paula, so maybe he was entertaining her that night while the 'wife' was at home.
Looking forward to some photos. Keep up the good work.

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Thanks for posting your fun report Tobruk.

We had an overlap sort of although I only bought her a lady drink. The Cherry Girl you mention is the same cherry girl at Cherry's club in my report. I think she looks alot better in person than the photo shows. Small world.

As KM mentioned, Emotions seems to be the most rocking daytime bar on the Perimeter and I had great times there. Be sure to hit it on your next trip. Opens at noon.

Blazers--Yeah I was going to mention in my conclusion about NOT picking targets before you get there for exact reasons you stated!(I'm thinking you've been to AC before once or twice--poss jedi master).

Porker--I'm thinking you also have been there before coz my Manila chapter has the word western union in it-more than once.I'll hopefully get that done soon. But thanks, your previous trip reports helped me alot.

Khun-Mor--I was there from jan 12-21.Its funny what you said about Honey Ko's coz my sweetie tells me on last day I'm there she is still in progress of getting her license, she also mentions the cost of getting it(subtle hint I'm sure) But I didn't hand any cash over for that but I did give her nice tip for 6 days which would more than pay for license. I see you also fall into AC jedi master group as well.

Keeper--Yeah the cherry girl looked way better in person. I think I was there about 3 weeks before you, I'm just a lot slower writing reports.

Tobruk--

Did it suprise you what type of living conditions these girls come from?? The first time a BF took me to her hometown (about 2 hrs from Angeles City) it was a mind blowing day.. I thought that the PI would have been better than that.. but not..

Another thing that I noticed.. most of the girls have friends/cousins that have "made it to America" or some other western country and they too are dying to get there as well..

A little different than some of the Thai girls you'll meet... Some do want to move, but for the most part they would prefer to stay in Thailand.. I'd say that most girls from the PI are opposite.. looking to get out.

--GOPBI

Thanks for the great trip report. I loved it.