THM

I still say that if you'd have listened to me and started a pack of Zithromax the first day you felt at all funny you'd have saved a lot of pain, suffering and solved your problem for $15.00.

I had a Beach Club girl, on that trip, that I met ten minutes before they closed, who agreed to meet me after closing (no bar fine paid) and did short time for 1,000 Baht. Not the hottest looker, but good for 3:30 AM.

The barfine at Kitten Club was 600 Baht anyone there who told you more was trying to take advantage of you. You know, I know because I paid it on numerous nights for my long time girl.

None of the pics of your Silver Star girl do her justice. Dancing naked on stage she was hot. I'd wanted to barfine her at a point before you did. I think it worked out for the better, as I might have gotten the dose of Chlamydia then.

Just for the heck of it, here are three pics, one of my dollhouse girl, one of your Silver Star girl my Kitten Club girl on Buddha Hill, and one of your girl on Buddha Hill.

Photo: Dollhouse Girl
Photo: THM Girl
Photo: Girls Together

How quick you have forgotten the argument that we had in March of 06, when you wanted to go to Costa Rica and I wanted to go to Pattaya. You said the long plane ride and expensive air ticket were crazy with Costa Rica so close. I showed you trip reports and argued for hours to convince you. By your second day in Pattaya, I think your words were

"Why didn't I tell you it would be this good".

I think every trip involving many girls has good moments and bad. Some of the good moments are little things. Like the night I met my Kitten Club girl. We went in for their happy hour, two for one drinks, and we were sitting near the stage. I was barely watching the stage and for the most part having my beer. They had that act they always have where the air blows the girl's skirts up over the waist showing off the bare pussies. You took a sip of your beer and said to me

"Here we are sitting like two bastards drinking beer and watching young women, being perverts".

I think the beer almost went out my nose, I laughed so hard.

Or one night you were with your long time girl, and I'd kicked mine out, so I went to Walking Street alone. At a point I went to Living Dolls I and bought a drink for my old ex girl, of last year. The one I met with Hunterman at LD One in January of 2006. She and I made a deal that if I bought her a drink or two she would tell me about all the girls that caught my eye. While we were sitting there a middle age Euro-couple come sit next to us and take out a photo book. The next thing I know they're showing my ex girl photos of her and them on an island vacation. Then they're giving me dirty looks, because I'm fondling their girl and they're thinking I want to fuck their girl. Little did they know, I was done fucking their girl months earlier and that their girl used to give me great BBBJs before they met her.

Or one night of this trip, I hired two Eden Club girls for the night. When they got to my room we spent a little time talking before we started into the action. The better looking younger one of the two told me, in talking, that she sold cars at the Pattaya Toyota dealer before Eden Club opened and that she went to work for Eden Club because the money was better.

During my twenties and thirties there was a girl who worked selling cars for Honda in the states that was always one of my great fantasies. This girl looked about 90% like my Eden Club Toyota girl.

I spent the rest of the night, except a short break for room service, sucking and fucking with Toyota girl and her friend. I think I did every
fantasy that I had about American Honda girl with Toyota girl. Somewhere around four in the morning, after three rounds and falling asleep between the girls, I woke up. I called America on my Vonage and told one of my old buddies, who had also fantasized over Honda girl, what my night had been about. When I climbed back into bed Toyota girl woke up and asked me why I'd gotten up. I told her that her snoring woke me. She asked me if she could give me more BBBJ and I said of course. There I was again watching Toyota girl's head go up and down as the knob was getting polished. I think that night was priceless.

Part of the simple pleasures of a trip are just the idea that on a morning after breakfast and when our girls were gone, we would have a discussion about whether we wanted to go to Lólita's for a BBBJ; go to Soi Six; shoot pool and drink beer on Soi Seven and then go to Lólita's or Soi Six; or take a nap before one of those things; or do a combination of those things.

How about the simple thought after midnight, when you haven't found your girl for the night, and you start saying

"I'm getting a little desperate now, I haven't got my girl for the night and time's running short".

Let's face it, when you're back home you'd give a right nut for another day in Pattaya.

Closing out my thoughts. I'd remind you of my worst night on that trip. It was getting late, about 1:30 in the morning, and I didn't have a girl. I'd been in many of the clubs on Walking Street, I think Peppermint, Catz and the other clubs around Catz, Dollhouse, LD One, Paris, and some more.

I walked into a joint called Naughty Girls, I think it's on Soi Diamond, and met a girl I liked. I bought us drinks and was ready to pull the trigger on a barfine and 2,000 Baht longtime, when her girlfriend came over. The next thing I know, after promises of every great double sex act I can think of I agree to barfine both at 3,000 Baht long time total tip.

We get back to Sandy Springs, take our showers and hop into bed. As I'm getting warmed up the second girl is telling the first girl to stop BBBJ, because it's bad for her. Then she's telling me no three-way lesbo action. She's starting to make a list of no to all the things that were promised in the bar. I got so disgusted that I told them both to get their clothes and get the hell out of my room.

Bitchy girl starts demanding her tip. I tell her tips aren't for no good lying girls. It degenerates to get out before I have security throw you out. She's demanding money while I call the desk asking for security. The security guy shows up while I'm throwing them out the door of my room and telling them that they owe me the barfines back.

As the security guy is getting off the elevator, bitchy girl starts punching me. I let a couple of mild swings go by and then I grab bitchy girls right wrist. I hold her wrist and remind her how much bigger I am then her. I tell her that one more punch and I'm going to hit her back. The security guy grabs both girls, drags them to the elevator and escorts them out of the hotel. I later gave him a 200 Baht tip.

The end of the story was that my dreams of a night of great sex went to hell. I still spent about 1,500 Baht between two barfines, three drinks, and the tip to the security guy. I think I got about one minute of BBBJ before bitchy girl went off. I slept alone and I bet I'd get a bowl of Yam Tam Gui thrown at me if I meet those girls again.

In all I'm dying of withdrawal, dreaming of the next trip, can't get my work done for the daydreams, and plotting retirement in LOS.

Good work on the TR

Gurock1

Gurlock1:

Why did you turf both of them? Sounds like girl No. 2 was playing cock blocker in this situation, and your original pick was hot to trot. Maybe No. 2, or "bitchy girl" as you label her, was a jealous cunt?

Am I missing something here?

Maybe you had a little too much of the spirits, and you lost it? It happens. It has happened to me.

In a situation like this, I would have cuddled my original girl and asked her to tell her friend to leave, while making all sorts of erotic promises.

Let Thais deal with Thais!!!

Your mistake.(?) Never get in the middle. Never get physical. In most cases you will lose (in the end) if you are farang and get get physically confrontational with a Thai.

You were right to call security to get rid of your problem (let Thais handle Thais), but next time, keep the good fish (Girl No. 1) in your corner.

By the way, you write very well. Maybe you can give your pal, The Happy Monger, some lessons.

Brian,

You may be right that I could have salvaged girl one and that drinking plus temper got the better of me. It seemed at the moment that girl one was poisoned by girl two, but this might have been bad judgment on my part.

When things get out of hand at my hotel I call security. The Sandy Springs enjoys my patronage and the employees enjoy my tips. I know that they will try to help me. I think that putting two girls to the curb at once or any two girl problem is way more difficult than a one girl problem.

BTW thank you for your compliment as to my writing. You have to understand that I'm an attorney with twenty five years behind me. THM is a tradesman. He was born in another country, can speak a language that I could only dream of and likes to be colorful. For whatever its worth, THM will stand behind his friends one Hundred and ten percent and has been a fun friend to monger with over now four trips to LOS and several trips to Costa Rica before that. He's a well meaning guy and while I tease him about being Cheap Charlie, he's doing his best under his circumstances.

During the late part of our September trip THM had a girl that I nicknamed Olive Oil, because she was tall and skinny and had a little of Olive, Oil's look. When I went in January I ran into Olive Oil and she ran up said high, showed me a business card with THM's picture, and asked me for him, saying she was still in love with him. Inspite of the Cheap Charlie jokes he treats the girls well enough, and certainly does his part to fight the war against price inflation.

First three postings moved here as separate report from 2007/04 The_happy_monge - The Good, the Bad, The Ugly Side of Pattaya

Three photos have also been integrated.

Gurock1,

Nice report. The Honda/Toyota thing was pretty funny to me as they're comparable brands. It sounds like you handled those two well by restraining yourself and calling security. Yeah you should have kept the first one, but hindsight is 20/20. I've had to physically separate a girl from me once when I fired her in front of the hotel. I should have waited until I was in the lobby so the staff could have assisted, but there she probably wouldn't have touched me at all, saving face and everything.

Serves you right getting an std. Banging hookers with no condom you get what you deserve dumb ass.

yoo Condo69.. calling me a dumb ass, well its not polite dude ! looks like this was first response into hombre in 3 yrs. WOW good job, !!! nice way to start your contribution here on Hombre.As to what serve me right, I will choose the outcome of that , NOT YOU !!.. well since you're a happy camper regarding my STD, hope that you feel better know !!

Condo69... Gurrock1 & Happy monger are good contributors to Hombre and we choose to share parts of our lifes with the rest of you,, being good or bad. We cannot please everybody here, but to get on this board and make remarks, that
a. I did deserve this STD
b. that I'am a dumb ass

proves one thing, that your post is useless, void of any meaning !!!!!!!!!!

Damn THM, go easy on Condo69 before you scare him away for another three years!

Blumpy.... whaaazz up ??good to hear from U

I'm chillin' THM, 'cause Friday 4 May, I'm on my way to BKK!

hoping that you'll an enjoyable while there. I did, in pattaya.