These chapters will be MUCH shorter as I didn’t do a very good job of taking notes late in my trip. So here goes.

Back to Byrd Cage.

Barfines BCG.

Meet up with Porker and Bud and wives in Sub-Delicious.

Ate, shot the shit.

BCG wanted to go see her roommate in the Body Shop. Was surprised to see a pretty nice line-up.

Went down to Alaska where BCG used to work. Talked to all of her friends who indicated they were ready to leave Alaska due to a lack of customers.

BCG tried to get me to buy drinks for all her friends. Cheap Charlie appears and I balk. Then decide to use this to my advantage.

“What’ll you do for me?” I asked BCG.

“What do you want me to do?” BCG replies.

“I think you know what I want?” says I.

So we cut a deal, her cherry ass in exchange for drinks for her friends. Everyone wins: BCG looks good in front of her friends, friends get commission for ladies’ drinks in a slow bar; I get to bust a cherry ass.

To make a long story short, BCG lived up to her promise. While it was an interesting time, I think I’ll stick to the proven anal whores in the future. There’s just too much slow going and pillow-biting when breaking in a cherry ass. In this type of situation, it IS better to go where man has gone before.

Photos: Byrd Cage BCG 05 06

Dude, pillow biting's actually kind of a turn on.

The inevitable SKID-MARKS, OTOH...

I have really loved this report 'til now, but then again I'm a vain attention whore, so am obviously biased!

And btw, my foot's still just 'stiff', a good 3 weeks later. Doesn't 'hurt', just STIFF. Have gotten a few chuckles from ex-BF's that saw me hobbling around AC while I was there that were too scared of the ball and chain to say hi.

Was still a GREAT trip, though, and like you have mentioned, the pampering from the GF was priceless. You have rather wisely mentioned getting uncomFORtable when PI girls get too clingy or the "puppy love" eyes, but I am a truly addicted slave to my GF's quirks now. Maybe importing her here for 6 months or so wouldn't be the worst idea in the world after all?

QUEUE the 'dont be a PINHEAD' threads...

After telling the "Irresistible Force" story and sharing about a bleeder, I didn't think the board would be ready for a skid-marks story - and actually it was more like a skid-smudge rather than a skid-mark. Sometimes you can push these things too far!

As far as your GF, she is definitely an OK gal in my book. She has to be to put up with your ass this long!! Then again, I'm glad it's you and not me!!

EA

how much, how much?

Standard BF plus my usual 500 peso tip for girls who give up the dirt hole. Don't overpay in Angeles!


EA

Barfines range from 1000P on Perminter bars open in afternoon to 1300P on Fields ave and up. Some bars are 1350 and 1400 with some bars having models who's barfines can be higher.

Las Vegas models barfine 1500P, Dollhouse has a few different level barfines, starting at 1300 and up to 3000P for the super stars.

IMHO there's no need to barfine the superstar models in any bar, plenty of beauties to go around with the regular barfine.

Exchange rate is a bit over 42-1 and rising. Could be higher b4 ur arrival.

Is this your first mongering trip or just first time in AC ?