My Long Personal Nightmare

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: Asia: Philippines: 2008/04 El_Apodo - Angeles, One Year Later: My Long Personal Nightmare

By El_apodo on Monday, April 14, 2008 - 05:02 pm:  Edit

After SGG left, I went back to bed to sleep for a little while. SGG had drained me and I needed to recuperate. After waking, I went to the hypermarket in the mall to lay in more provisions and had lunch and a shave while I was there.

After getting back to the room, I began to get a rather queasy feeling in my stomach. I didn’t think I was getting sick, but, right then, I was not feeling well. So I did the only thing that I could do and went to bed to try and sleep if off. I ended up sleeping until about 8 or so. But when I awoke, I was feeling fine. Unfortunately, I had planned to participate in the PI@Night barhop on the Perimeter that afternoon but missed it due to my little queasiness. Too bad, maybe next time.

As I headed out into the early evening hours, I quickly decided to head over to Cambodia to see if the little hottie that I was interested in the other was available. As luck would have it, she was and I called her over. Eventually, Hottie, my waitress and a mamasan and I sat around having a few drinks and a very good time. Hottie was actually kind of fun, but something didn’t seem right about her. I suspected that she was a cherry girl, but she denied it. However, mamasan informed me that – against her personal wishes – Hottie only danced. She didn’t barfine! So this wasn’t going to be. Strike one!

Mamasan actually ended up given me some interesting information about some of the other dancers in Cambodia, but I decided to head out to check on another hottie I had seen the other night at Bedrock. Around this time I received text from Porker about meeting up for dinner at Sub-Delicious. I replied that I may join up later, but now I was on a quest.

So I headed over to Bedrock. Hottie #2 was there (and so was BSW), and I called her down for a drink/interview. Again, H2 was nice and passed all the interview questions. However, when it came time for the barfine she refused to go. I was a little perplexed at the time, but now think that the story of my bizarre behavior with BSW must have made the rounds and I would get shut down in Bedrock no matter what. However, in spite of my bad luck tonight, Bedrock was hopping and had a lot of decent looking girls. For me though – Strike two!!

After updating Porker with a text regarding my current losing streak, I headed back down the street and decided to stop in Voodoo. In there, I saw a little cutie that I remembered from the Wet Spot. Back then (a year ago) she was a cherry girl and I had a lot of fun messing with her while Porker was trying to become a Centurion. (To get this story, you need to read my report from last year.) I figured that after a year in Angeles there would be NO WAY she would still be a cherry girl and called her over. It turns out that I don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground. Yup, you guessed it, she’s still a cherry girl. Strike three!!! This is an unbelievable losing streak.

Since Porker was living vicariously through me, I sent him a text update on the barhop that was quickly becoming my personal nightmare and stated my intention to head to Santos Street. Whenever, I’m in bad way a good blow job is a sure way to stop the metaphorical bleeding.

As I exited Voodoo, I decided to give it one last shot and stopped in King of Diamonds. I entered, sat down, ordered a beer and immediately flashed my one-tooth smile at a cutie on stage. Without hesitation, she came over to me, plopped herself down on my lap and tried to stick her tongue in my stomach. Ding, ding, ding – me thinks we have a winner. I told KOD Girl (KODG) that I was VERY malibog and needed someone to fuck me silly. She asked if I wanted her to change clothes now or to wait a little bit. “Now is fine with me, thank you very much.” My long personal nightmare was over.

Back in the room, KODG lived up to her promises in the bar as she tried to fuck me into the mattress three separate times that night. This girl was INSATIABLE while on top, which being very lazy, I enjoyed immensely. After a stellar performance, she left the next morning with a smile on both of our faces. KODG claimed to be 18 year old. If that is true, she had picked up a lot of experience along the way and turned out to be a fantastic bed-partner.

Although the path to my final satisfaction was long, it turned out okay in the end.

Photos: KODG 10 11 12

By Blazers on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 08:45 pm:  Edit

Angeles is a great town for guys that prefer service over looks and arent too picky. Plenty of stunners to go around though, it just takes some time to find them.

By Epimetheus on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 11:45 pm:  Edit

EA

I like your report - looks like you had a great time out there.

What kind of camera/flash setup are you using? I've noticed the bounced flash in a few of your pics.

The only problem I've found with bouncing flash off of walls/ceilings is the subject becomes the color of the room. I hope you don't mind - I took a picture of yours and played with colors a bit. Didn't get it right but made her look a bit less like a mango shake:

more blue, less red

Also, switching to BW can change the flavor a bit:

bw

Keep enjoying those trips.

E

By Mongerx on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 01:04 am:  Edit

Didn't get it right but made her look a bit less like a mango shake:

Now why did I have to be drinking a mango shake when I read this comment? Now I gotta a god damn sticky keyboard, and I haven't even spanked my monkey.

By Epimetheus on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 02:11 am:  Edit

Mx

Just have your little brown houseguest clean it up for you (both messes)

E

By El_apodo on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 02:45 pm:  Edit

Epi,

Honestly, I can't see much difference between the original pic and your edit. Maybe it's just my shitty laptop screen - but then again she did look rather mangoish the next morning. I DO like the B/W version though. KODG looks a LOT better in that one.

I'm using the SB-400 for a flash. To be real honest, I'm still figuring out the whole flash thing with my D40. Still, it beats the hell out of my old camera. I saw an article on Ken Rockwell that said to tape a piece of heavy white paper to the top of your flash to eliminate the sort of thing you mention. I meant to do it, but the best laid plans....

Blazers,

Thanks for the back-handed compliment. (At least now you're not coming out and saying directly that everyone's pics from Angeles are fulgies!! LOL!!) However, you are correct, there's a lot of mining to be done in Angeles for the uber-hotties. IMHO, sometimes it's just not worth it.

EA

By Murasaki on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 06:35 pm:  Edit

Jeez MX, when was the last time you even had to spank your own monkey?

By Epimetheus on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 02:18 am:  Edit

tape a piece of heavy white paper to the top of your flash

Without seeing the original article I'm guessing they're talking about using that paper to "bounce" the flash forward? That will make the flash the color of the paper and will also cause you to lose some of the light. The second problem is easily remedied by setting your camera to overexpose the shot. Experiment with different overages - I found bounce flashes stole 2/3 to 1 full stop worth of light. There's also bounce flash attachments you can buy for your flash(es). They already come in pure white (no need to color balance for paper) and are easily attached or removed with velcro. You'll lose light with these reflectors, but not as much as you will with paper - oftentimes it'll tell you how much to compensate for the loss.

When I traveled I went a bit overboard and used the flash on a tripod with a reflective umbrella and a radio remote. A bit more expensive, and certainly more trouble to lug around and use, but made some great shots.

Keep having fun.

E

By El_apodo on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 05:43 pm:  Edit

Epi,

The article is here http://www.kenrockwell.com/nikon/sb400.htm#card

What you say makes sense, I'll give it a whirl the next time I'm using the flash. If it's any consolation, the amount of gear that you haul definitely shows in the quality of your pics.

EA


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