Woke up at 10:00am and went downstairs to settle the bill. Everything was in order and they offered me a car to Bangkok for 1,500 baht. I politely declined saying I would use the same service that brought me down here and would she mind calling them and telling them I'm ready. She happily complied and said the car would be here in 15 minutes. Went upstairs, got my bag, made the obligatory room check and went to the lobby. 15 minutes later, a dispatcher came to the lobby and said a car would be here in 5 minutes. And it was. The only thing was he said this is a big car and they need to charge 1,200 baht but that included tolls. Again, I'm not going sweat what was still a bargain and the car was actually a large Volvo. The trip was relatively uneventful except the driver didn't get on the expressway until we were 3/4 of the way to Bangkok. But there was no traffic and it was more scenic than the expressway and it saved him 40 baht. All's well that ends well. Tipped him 100 baht when we arrived at the Omni in just under 2 hours and went upstairs to 3401. Turned on the A/C, took a shower (don't know why) and headed to Louis' Tailors for my next fitting. The suit looked great! They told me everything would be ready Saturday, to stop by as late as possible. I told them I'd be there at 7:00pm. On the way back towards Soi 4 I stopped in another massage place and made a 3:00pm appointment for a 2-hour oil massage at the hotel. At exactly 3:00pm, there's a knock on my door, and it's Apple ready to give me my massage. I need to say at this point that with both outcalls I did not ask for any girl in particular, but was very happy with both girls that were sent over. Apple seemed fun, and we had light conversation throughout. I was still on my 2 x 25ml doses of Viagra and I was standing at attention from the word go. When I turned over, I was asked if I wanted her to smoke me. I asked how much in addition to the 700 baht for the 2 hours and without hesitating she said 3,000 baht. I said I must have misheard, but she was adamant that the going rate was 3,000. I tried to nicely explain that I was paying girls 2,000 baht to go long-time and she said she didn't believe me. I told her that's ok; let's just finish up the regular massage. 10 minutes go by and she says I'll smoke you know, and I say not for 3,000 baht you won't and she says price is up to you. I say 500 baht then and she says yes!?! So she gives a pretty good covered bj and finishes up the massage. When it comes time to pay I give her exactly 1,200 baht. I'm a pretty generous guy and I usually tip well, especially if someone's blowing me, but the 3,000 baht reach turned me off (although the Viagra turned me right back on). She gave me her cell phone number and said both she and her younger sister were available anytime. Overall a good experience.

So now I'm waiting to go out to Long Gun. The talent I saw there earlier in the week was first rate. I dressed up nice and headed out the door at 8:00pm and took a cab over to Soi Cowboy. The place was half full and the talent was still great. I was seated by the bathroom, which I think is the best seat in the house because it lets you see all the girls get on and off the stage and they all congregate near the bathroom/dressing room (it's one and the same) so you can get a little idea of their personality before actually talking to them. I didn't see the black-haired girl from the night before but I did see this really cute small girl that had a great face. And she was dancing up a storm. I had the waitress call her over after the set, bought her a drink and we chatted a bit. Or at least I chatted; she either had no English or just wasn't interested. About 10 minutes of silence goes by and I know she's not gonna make the cut. Just then I see the black-haired girl talking to a guy across the floor. The first girl must have seen me checking her out because she asked "which lady you like" and I quickly pointed black-haired girl. Well she goes right over and points me out and Nat makes her way over. I ask her if she wants a drink, she says yes, goes over to the bar herself, gets a Jack & Coke comes back and slams it in one gulp. This is my kind of girl. I tell her I think she needs another drink and she says sure, gets the drink and sits in my lap. After she gets to know me for about 30 seconds she starts deep French kissing me and then starts biting - I mean this girl is scaring me. I ask her if she wants to go out long-time and she says she'd love to but there's two things. She says she's in the show both here and at the Cactus Bar two doors down (Same owners as the Long Gun and Rawhide) and she has to dance at the Cactus at 9:00 and at the Long Gun at 10:00 but after that she could leave. I ask her what the second thing is and she says she's on the last day of her period so "I can't sex you, but I can smoke you." Well, she wins points for honesty and I'm big on oral so this is a match made in go-go heaven. I pay her barfine, which is 600 baht and actually paid to the Cactus bar. She asks me if I'd like to watch her dance at the Cactus and I say why not. We leave the Long Gun and step into what looked like a bad joke. There was one customer and 5 girls on stage, one uglier than the next. It reminded me of the scene in Animal House where Flounder wants to join in the fun at the frat's rush party, but they keep putting him in a room with the other rejects. I mean they were bad. I don't understand for the life of me how these girls make money, not when there are incredible looking girls next door and the Long Gun barfine is either 400 or 500 baht - so it's cheaper. Is this a tax write-off? Anyway, I sit down, order a Heineken and wait for Nat's show. The music comes on and UNBELIEVABLE; Nat is the dancer I saw when I was at the Long Gun on Monday night. This is fate. She puts on an incredible show, flashes her clit rings and everything and man, I'm hooked. She finishes, jumps in my lap, she's all sweaty and starts biting and kissing again - just incredible. Afterwards, we make our way back to the Long Gun and it is packed. We get a seat, order drinks and fool around until it's Showtime and another great performance - this girl has a lot of energy. We leave around 11:00pm and take a cab to the Omni, stopping by Nana Plaza to pick up some street food. By the way, the first cabbie by Soi Cowboy asks for a flat rate of 200 baht. She tells him to go fuck himself before I do. We register her in the lobby and she's thrilled to take the glass elevator to the top. In fact, on all subsequent trips she made me wait for the glass elevator, even when the regular elevators were available. We watch a little TV, take showers and she puts her very good oral skills to work. She keeps saying "sorry, I want to sex you good but I can't tonite." That's ok sister, tomorrow's another day. And tonite wasn't so bad.

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