When my alarm rang after just 4 hours of sleep, I dozed off again. I was lucky not to miss my flight! The road from Montevideo airport into town was long & twisting. When the cab driver produced a chart to convert the meter value into pesos, I thought he was ripping me off. After an enervating journey, I was looking forward to settling into my comfortable room at the Balmoral Plaza.
I’d made reservations through hotel-rates.com. Even though I specifically requested a “double bed / cama matrimonial”, the hotel received a reservation for an “Executive Twin”. Fucking morons!
No rooms with a double bed were available, so the receptionist tore up my reservation as I walked out angrily. There were plenty of other hotels in the area, so I figured I could easily secure alternative accommodation. I wasn’t aware of the long holiday weekend in neighboring Argentina, though. All the hotels were fully booked... except for twin rooms.
When I enquired at the Crystal Palace Hotel, they had one double room available... the Presidential Suite. It was only available for one night, as newlyweds would be spending their wedding night there tomorrow. When I was quoted a favorable rate, I decided to have a peek...
The Presidential Suite occupied an entire floor. I imagined myself fucking on these plush sofas
In the Jacuzzi
And the double bed
I checked in!
Escorts
Belen
Belen was top of my list of escorts in Montevideo. She doesn’t come cheap, but is supposed to provide great service. Alas, I got her answer phone...
http://www.belen.urusexy.net
Rubi e Vicky
When I called Rubi & Vicky, who no longer advertize their services on Ururelax, a guy picked up the phone and I heard girls giggling in the background. Guess they were busy...
Sublime Escorts
Sublime Escorts could send a PYT to my room. For 2500 UYU! When I enquired about services, I was told that none of the girls gave BBBJs. Agency policy! Fuck that!
http://sublime.urusexy.net
All the other girls I called had their phone switched off on a Friday night. I gave up on escorts and ventured into town...
Bicos
Bicos had been recommended on ISG, so I made it my first stop of the night. I wasn’t exactly impressed. There were only a handful of girls. They were old, fat & ugly. Sharon was the only exception. She was young & pretty... but still fat.
When I was half way through my beer, I was ready to leave. The owner picked up my beer, started drinking from it... and gave me a fresh bottle. He promised that more girls would be coming in later & that they would have a show. He was lying on both counts.
Bicos is a grubby little place. The owner’s a drunk. When he burnt my shirt with his cigarette, I’d had enough!
Pikaros
Anna
Pikaros is an upscale place, with a large selection of girls, including a few beauties. I couldn’t keep my eyes off a hot platinum blonde with a curvaceous body and pretty green eyes. When I bought Anna a drink, we spent plenty of time flirting and kissing, even though she was shy and extremely ticklish. She would only agree to a CBJ at first, but caved in. Her price remained a stumbling block, though. She wanted 100 USD for an hour or 300 USD for the night. She later dropped her price to 200 USD, but insisted on leaving at 5 AM. Anna looked the part, but wasn’t the kind of girl who would set my Presidential Suite on fire. I passed.
BTW, Paula told me that Anna doesn’t get taken out very often. She’s too greedy!
Paula
After failing to strike a deal with Anna, the pretty birds had flown. I figured the President would be spending the night without his First Lady... until Paula came over to talk with me. She was a short-haired little spinner I hadn’t noticed before. She offered to give herself to me from head to toe... including her cola. She only wanted 1000 UYU for 2-3 hours and was prepared to stay the night for “a little more”. She wasn’t my dream girl, but seemed to be up for anything. Vamos!
There was plenty of time to take pictures while the Jacuzzi was filling up. The jet streams were massaging our backs as we splashed around and when I stuck my dick through the bubbles... Paula knew what to do.
We started fucking in the Jacuzzi, then dried off and moved to the salon. We fucked in every one of the sofas. We fucked on the floor in front of the fireplace. We fucked standing up before the mirror. The grand tour of the Presidential Suite finished in the bedroom, where I drilled Paula’s tight little asshole until I exploded. 
After spending more quality time in the Jacuzzi, it was time to hit the pillow. Paula cuddled up to me, but wasn’t allowed to sleep for long. After the encore, I had to check out and make way for the newlyweds. I bet they couldn’t match the show we put on!
Photos: Paula - Pikaros 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08
Paula was magnificent! Wonderfully sweet. Totally passionate. Truly a First Lady!
Photo: Paula - Pikaros 09
Her stellar performance was rewarded with 2000 UYU. She deserved it!
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