Part 1.

To start with Johannesburg which has a large affluent business population. I won’t bore you with a history lesson. These days the place to be is Sandton. A small town just outside the main city. It is full of boutiques and beautiful people, houses and hotels. It is also full of very nice looking working girls.
SA ‘s population is 20% white and the rest coloreds, Asians and Africans. In Sandton the girls are mostly white with a few Asians and Africans in every house ( brothels). They used to be just that but the Supreme Court ruled the owners to be pimps and so the houses have changed to recreational bars. Each one I’ve been to does indeed have a bar, surrounded by a lot of scantily dressed women. Half an hour will set you back R450, about $40 in a clean and comfortable room. Outcall costs about R800 per hour. The girls range from tall full bodied to small slim blondes and brunettes. The faces can be described as from the housewife next door to the Hustler centerfold. Depends on the time of day and your luck.
To be cont’d.

Teasers in Johannesburg/Midrand, is one of the places, where dreams come tru. U see beatiful girls dancing on all the tables and they give u even a very nice view to their deeper parts. Its just great to see this girls moving! And every half an hour they make a top show on the stage. Where every man dont have to forget to breeze! Its the best club i ve ever seen!!

I never made it into Teasers but it does have the rep as having the best girls. However, reliable sources tell me to go to the Hunter's Lodge (I believe it's in Sandton) to get full service from very hot girls. I heard that it's very difficult to pull girls out of Teaser's. Any info on this aspect?

I'd been warned about the increased dangers of South Africa. Actually, that's maybe part of the appeal. I spent many years there before Mandela and the boys took over and it was a mongers paradise. Seems it still is, but you just have to be a lot more careful now.

So anyway, on my last trip To South Africa I arranged a couple of free days in Johannesburg on my way back to the U.S. I stayed at the Holiday Inn, Garden Court in Sandton (about $45 U.S. for the night). Nice place. And it's right in the heart of where the girls work the street - as soon as it gets dark, until it gets light again, with the highest concentrations from about 11 p.m. to 2 a.m. Although I never tried to take any of the ladies to my room at the Holiday Inn, they all said it was no problem to take them there. The main drag where they work is Oxford Road which becomes Rivonia Road at some point. As you drive out of the Sandton Holiday Inn they can be found for about a half mile to the right and about two miles to the left, all along Oxford Road. Many are very, very beautiful and dressed to kill. I talked to about twenty of them in total during my two nights on the job there! The going rate is U.S. was about $10-15 for a BJ in the car, about $15-25 for everything in the car, and about $50 for an all-nighter at your hotel. Those were quotes, without any negotiation, so it's probably all available for a bit less. I was mighty tempted by the all-nighters with some of those gorgeous girls, but ended up at the Summit Club doing all-nighters, but with different girls during the night and lots to do while recharging the batteries between ladies.

So anyway, although I had rented a car (not cheap - more expensive than in the U.S. in my opinion)I decided to take a cab to Summit Club, which is in Hillbrow. Every taxi driver knows it. I'm glad I never drove myself. Summit Club says they have safe parking, but what I saw I didn't like and I have been in just about every shit-hole in the world. Anyway, I got the number of my taxi guy for the planned return trip back to the Holiday Inn, and called him both nights - actually early mornings for rides back to my hotel. Kinda important to find a real taxi guy, 'cos rumors have it that some "drivers" wait outside Summit and other Clubs, posing as taxi drivers, then take you somewhere else to mug you.

Anyway, both nights were basically the same, just different girls, so I'll just focus on the first night and the general stuff you wanna hear about! I pay my $5 at the door and head upstairs. All money was in Rands by the way, I'm just converting to $$ so my fellow mongers can get a better sense of cost. Upstairs I find like three separate bars, a couple of strip-dancing stages, restaurant sorta area.....and so many hot African women my eyes hurt. This was a week-night and there had to be about fifty girls in there, all ready to give it to you. Maybe about 5-6 white girls, the rest black. Probably 20% that weren't too hot looking, about 40% that were great looking and about 40% that were incredible looking. They all seemed to live/be staying in the "flats" above the club. The going rate that most quoted me were $15 for an hour upstairs, for everything. One (the one I went with!)wanted $30, but was happy with $20. They all seemed to offer BJ w/o condom and insist on FS w/condom. Good thing. Plus abundance of caution obviously, given everything. The best part though, at least for me, was that these girls were really into it/into me. That's just how they were. Even as professionals. I'm no looker either - 45 years old, high mileage and look every day of those 45 years! But they were just way, way more affectionate, romantic, personal, etc, etc, that ANYTHING I've had in the U.S.

The music was cool too. About 70% the same shit we have in the U.S. clubs and about 30% African township dance music (kwa-ito)which I thought was really cool. Kinda reggae/calypso/hip-hop/African combo. And every girl there wanted to dance with you and hang out with you (that night and the next day, sightseeing if you want, fucking, whatever). But not pushy. It was just really cool.

There were about 80% black guys there and about 20% whiteys, like me. Everyone was very friendly. Even tho' everyone in South Africa was majorly pissed at the U.S. for invading Iraq and for being the superpower and for not sending all of their money to Africa, blah, blah, blah. I just went with the flow. But everyone at Summit Club was cool with me. One guy I talked to said The Dorchester was the other club comparable to Summit, if you wanted a change of pace from Summit. I didn't. On my last day there, with a few hours to kill before my flight, I went to a place called the Country Inn, which is an old farmhouse on a couple of acres, right near the airport. The place was awesome, physically, and could really be a cool spot if done right, but the way they had it set up regarding how you pay the girls and have all these different theme rooms and room service while you're getting your rocks off, etc. - was really lame, IMO. Mind you, I was there during the day, so it probably was better at night. But the girls were ugly, the prices were high, and the menu/theme stuff was lame. There were about 20 Thai girls there, but they all looked like they'd just been rounded up off the hills, put on a bus and been shipped off to South Africa. Nothing remotely fuckable.

Anyway, that was my experience. I had an awesome visit, the girls out on Oxford Road were plentiful, beautiful and cheap, but my best times were at the Summit Club in Hillbrow!

- Desperado

any new info here guys?

Originally posted in 2006/01 Isawal's Guide to South Africa 2006

Rock Paradise
One of my favourite stops, more of a pub feel, normally 20 plus girls, but it can become quite packed with fellow mongers. Good shows: lap dances, table dances, and everything else on offer. Behind the airport on Pompona Rd. Door R50.00, half hour R350, hour R500.00, Jacuzzi room incl. champagne (read cheap sparkling wine) R650.00. Accepts credit cards but charges a premium.

Blue Sky
A good stop for a quick massage and FH (full house, the local term for a fuck). Clean converted house, only one criticism that some rooms have only massage beds in them so you usually land up on the floor. Normally 7 girls some of which who do call outs. Well situated just of Colette Drive R300.00 for half an hour R450.00 full hour Tel+27 11 440 4949.

Little Holland
I don't usually flame a spot but the reports out of Little Holland get worse and worse, try to avoid.

Club 37
My first local, has been running for years. Quality fluctuates, normally about 10 girls all shapes and sizes. It's been raided once not for being a brothel, but for employing illegal aliens. Always some Thai girls here for the homesick, with a little buffet and the occasional show. Rooms are clean and large, quite nice except no bathroom on suite 37. William Nichol Dr. between Sandton and Hydepark. Door R100.00, includes two drinks, R500.00 for an hour.

Club201
A real old-world dive on Jan Smuts, open evenings only. Quality and price seem to change with the wind. 0117874230.

Tammy T's
A real gem of a place in the suburbs-a good stop for a quick massage and FH. Clean house, great bedrooms, and among the best girls around-normally about a ½ dozen in attendance but top draw. I know of mongers who check into the place as if it was a hotel. The only problem is that they do a lot of escort business so it's best to check who's there before you arrive. 40 Edward Rubenstien Drive. Tel 073 438 1566. No door, R500.00 an hour.

Justine's
Like Tammy T's, Justine is a good stop for a quick massage and FH. You can also relax at the bar and meet the girls with a lot less pressure then picking a girl from the line up, but they will insist that you pay before you go to the bar. That's no problem, I've never gone away empty handed. It's a clean house, good bedrooms and nice girls. I had to stop going there for a while for reasons I will not go into, but I have been back a few times. Worth a stop. No 1 Souvineer Road Eastgate 011 6169881. No Door, R500.00 an hour.

The Lodge
Across the road from Rock Paradise, but really down and dirty with a dingy bar and only Chinese girls. Door R50.00, girls used to be R300.00 (haven't been there for a while).

Penthouse
Used to be up the road from Rock Paradise, but I guess it couldn't keep with the competition so it moved to Burch St in Alberton. Used to be quite good, haven't been there since it moved.

Massage City
Another blast from my ill spent youth, haven't been there in ages, but it used to be clean and safe if a little run down. 12 theme rooms with girls to match, probably will head back there before I post this, for research purposes of course. Went past, 4 girls only mostly 6 or 7. They seem to cater for the S&M and fetish crowd, not really my scene. Corlette City, Louis Botha Drive. R360.00 half hour, R450.00 full hour. (011) 885 1117 (011) 885 1118

The Street

There is a policy by the local cops to keep girls from working the street. While clubs and houses are pretty much left alone streetwalkers are targeted, often in response to complaints. I have only picked up girls off the street on one or two occasions, once by mistake-I thought she was a hitchhiker. The prices are cheaper from about $20.00 up, but is it really worth the risk?

Hillbrow
Hillbrow use to be the SoHo in the 1970's. Since then the Nigerian mafia has moved in, and it has become a bit of a war zone. There is a whole subculture in the area that I am not really into anymore. But there are plenty of cheap, drugged out slags walking the street there if that is what you're into. The central club in "the Brow" as it used to be called is the Summit Club, last time I was there over a year ago it was still going. There are regular police sweeps in Hillbrow but they don't make a dent, and the cops are more into kickbacks than clean ups.
http://www.summitclub.co.za/

Oxford Road
The suburbs surrounding Oxford road are upmarket, and the girls hanging out there are a thorn in the side if the local RA. There used to be a problem with cops shaking down working girls and their clients, but since it made the local TV, the cops have left the girls alone except for the occasional sweep.

Yesterday I had an interesting interlude. Work finished early which is not unusual or a Friday so I found myself heading homewards on a hot, sunny African afternoon. My drive home takes me within half a block of blue sky, a converted house with five rooms there is usually a small selection of girls there maybe half a dozen to a dozen at most, mostly Indians, Thais and blacks. I have not been there for a wile as I use to date a girl who got her start there. She made me promise to stay away from the place, which I did but as she is now history I had been thinking about giving Blue Sky a visit for the last few weeks. The place had not changed much and as I entered the owner run over to say Hello, I was presently surprised that she remembered me, she invited her into her office where we had a chat catching up on each others gossip for the last few months. After a few drinks and a few laughs I went to sit on the viewing couch and watched the passing parade of girls, the selection was not great but I couldn’t help thinking that one or two of the ladies where right up Jags ally, so to speak, one or two of the Thai girls literally shrieked with delight at the sight of me, they where friends of my ex and had some very present memories of me taking them out and about with the ex. These girls call me uncle so I really didn’t feel like fucking any of my nieces. There were two new Thais both of which where very acceptable so I chose one and headed back to one of the big rooms, one hour cost R500 or about US$63, her name was Moo and she gave a better then fair massage before a fun unhurried session followed by an excellent head and shoulder massage until the hour ran down, As I left the Thais huddled around my and I court up on the latest gossip, I have stayed in touch with my ex and they where very egger to catch up on her news. I offered to take them to local Thai festival tomorrow, lets see if they take me up on it, Failing that I will head back to Blue Sky again when I have a taste for Thai.