Archive 01

ClubHombre.com: -Men's Health-: -Safe Sex: Is Eating Pussy Safe?: Archive 01
By Devon on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 02:53 pm:  Edit

Eating pussy is truly a joy for me to do.
But I was wondering how safe this was.

If you have a girl who refuses to do anything without condoms than eating her out shouldn't be to dangerous. Right?

I also wonder how the girls react to this. Are they happy when someone offers?

By Explorer8939 on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:11 pm:  Edit

I'm sorry to report that I think this is a really, really bad idea.

Many of the chicas do drugs. They could easily have nasty diseases even if they do use condoms.

BTW, many chicas who do have novios don't use condoms with them.

By Walktotj on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:32 pm:  Edit

Some girls will let you get into it and others wont. The best way is too go on the recommendations of others that have gone that way. Airehcelli the sg has a beautiful pussy and will let you go down on her or even 69 for about $20. Even then I dont like doing it unless I think I am the first customer of the day.

By Aardvark on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:53 pm:  Edit

I only do allnighters so my perspective on "eating at the Y" may be different...but it is ALWAYS on my menu. Most girls you take upstairs won't (even though they'd like to) because of time restraints. If you negotiate an hour upstairs with that being part of the party, you should (almost) always get a "yes".

I've always found that I can negotiate a BBBJ out of the even-hardened chicas after going down on them and getting them off. If they still want to use a condom, I just say that I just did the same to them without "saran wrap" and 9 times out of 10, I get a BBBJ. I love the look of surprise (or sublime pleasure!) when these chicas get off.

By Swadi on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:54 pm:  Edit

Aard:So you still think you are getting them off?...Just kidding with ya..

By Swadi on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:00 pm:  Edit

I have never been turned down on this one!I also do NOT ask permission!On a number of occasions I have gotten real close,took a big wiff,and decided to pass.Strangely tho,at the big clubs,I have rarely encountered a real fishy pussy.I suspect that in the ladies bathrooms there are some sort of really big douche machines...does anyone have first hand experience with this..i am dieing to know

By Lovepussy on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:27 am:  Edit

I love to the eat the pussy and do so every chance I get - unless it doesn't look clean.

It's best to ask the chica before you go to the room. Also ask about '69'.

With the girl on top, 69 gives good access to both the pussy and the asshole. Some of the chicas go crazy when you lick their asses, and
the BBBJ is better when they are having fun.

By Shadow on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 08:42 am:  Edit

I chowed Alva one time over a year ago. I haven't done her since, but Candi says she talked about my mouth couple of months ago. It can affect your reputation.

By Lovepussy on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 02:41 pm:  Edit

Alva of Adelita's? what does she look like? and how did she taste? shaved panocha or hairy?

There's a listing for Alva in the AB section but no description.

By WasabiMas on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:24 pm:  Edit

Finally, a topic I can sink my teeth into. Shadow, they do talk. Recently, I sat with my friend as she told her girlfriend how much I liked to eat my ex's pussy and how I gave her an exquisite and empowering love that carried her out and beyond her now former profession. However, I noticed that she likened our affair to that of Anthony and Cleopatra -the Egyption queen that let the snake bite her on the tit. I couldn't believe they were talking in front of my back.

By Marcos on Friday, March 16, 2001 - 07:15 pm:  Edit

its one of my favorite things and sometimes i dont even care if it smells if im horny enough.as long as she looks good im all in it and over it , front and back(pretty sick eh?)i ate about six or eight within 20 minutes at the park the last time i was there , i just get overpowered by the desire i know its a big risk but cant help it.

By Chupachup on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 04:42 pm:  Edit

I can't believe that I am reading this stuff. You guys are absolutely unreal! I am sure that 95% of you that have posted this information would NEVER have sex with one of these girls without a condom and yet you casually write about your oral sex experiences. Medical research confirms that oral sex (especially rimming) is EXTREMELY dangerous. In the general population approximately 1 in 100 woman are HIV infected. An educated guess leads me to believe that the rates must be higher south of the boarder. For sake of illustration, assuming the ratios are the same, take the following into account: Joe Monger crosses the border for some "accion" one time every three weeks for a four year period (I am sure that these numbers would be considered conservative by many of you). On just 30% of these trips Mr. Monger is lucky enough to engage in his favorite ORAL activity. Based on this hypothetical, there is a 15% chance that Mr. Monger got to know the Grim Reeper on a real PERSONAL level. After taking a sixth grade health class a student would know that receiving a BBBJ "may be" considered a dangerous activity. By contrast that same student would know that that there is absolutely no dispute as to the significant danger involved in providing oral sex to an infected female. On another note, for some reason I find it hard to believe that Padre Aardvark is a part of this fringe gang providing mustache rides to Tijuana Prostitutes. After reading Mr. Aardvark's posts over the past year I would have sized him up as an educated, cool, calm and collected monger in "control" of his obsession with Tijuanas' Sex Workers. After reading all the posts concerning this topic my views are beginning to change. May be there is know way to be in control.. May be this is like a bad drug. One day your smoking Marajuana with your best friend.. Ten months later your swaping needles with another junky. My analogy may seem extreme but I, honestly, believe that it is accurate. I ask each of you to roll back the clock ten years.. You are at the local fair with your girl friend and decide to have your palms read for shits and gigles. After looking long and hard at your hand the Reader tells you that you at some fortunate point in your future you will be providing oral sex to Tijuana Prostitutes.

By Taxibob on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 05:08 pm:  Edit

OOOOH!
Good thing i've never tried that smoking Mota with a buddy thing!I would hate to think i would be a smack junkie living in an alley now.lol
Taxibob

By Bone on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:57 pm:  Edit

For me, I love to give a woman the gift of my oral magic. I just couldn't think of doing it to a woman who has had that box pounded by 5 to 10 men before I got there. Hey Swadi...I wonder if the smell you detected was a combination of 10 to 15 different sets of sweaty, stinky balls banging against that box... then washed with some of that high quality T.J. water.....LOL.

By Athos on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 11:03 am:  Edit

Chupachup
Actually my psychic did tell me that she saw very young women around me, none of them being the right one.
It's no secret there is bb sex and bbbj going on in ZN. Protect yourself at all times if you cannot live with yourself with possible consequences.
I am not sure many of us want to be in control of our obsession with working chicas.

By Specific on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:29 pm:  Edit

CHUPACHUPS
I respect Athos for his honesty but I for one can't believe he is still alive.As for Aardvark we have the same taste in women(no pun intended)and hope he has been using a dental dam.I have learned a long time ago that when you go to the zona you pay your money and you take your chances.
All I can honestly say is there is a good chance that many regulars to this board have used the services of many of the same chicas and we are still here.

By WasabiMas on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:34 pm:  Edit

Marcos, that is so nice and freaky. When you have her 'doggie' and relaxed with your lips sealed around her salty little black and ripe backdoor olive, press hard on her tummy and pull back with your hand. Sometimes, that will make her fart. Ummm, gettin' 'brown air.'

By Bone on Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 11:11 pm:  Edit

Hey WasabiMas, Would that make the guy a Brown Noser? LOL....Just wondering.

By WasabiMas on Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 10:34 pm:  Edit

Dude, I do that shit, though I am not all that down with the brown. Yellow, though, is mellow.

By Wolfvgang on Monday, March 26, 2001 - 04:38 pm:  Edit

Are you saying you've had a golden shower in the Zona Wasabimas?

By WasabiMas on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 03:28 pm:  Edit

I have to like a girl, to let her piss on me. I keep most of the freaky stuff in reserved for my normal non-prostitution dates, here in the states. "Honey, great movie. Want to piss on me in front of the security camera in the parking garage? Yeah? O.K."

The Catholic girls of Mexico ...they're pretty much into normal sex acts. I swear, giving head can be like pulling teeth, sometimes. But, I almost asked a group of my favorite beer-guzzling young Mexican women to take me into the ladies room and ruin my suit. It was after I got off work, one day last summer. Yes, there they all were, full of pale yellow effervescence. I just didn't have the heart to break the news that their boy was a freak. They think I'm just this sweet guy that loves them like they are his sisters.

They are right in thinking that. So, let's keep this 'freak show' our little secret.

By Devon on Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:49 pm:  Edit

do most of the girls allow you to do this on them the first time, or do they wait till they know you better?

Should you pay more for this service?

The times you have done this, has the girl enjoyed herself? Obviously the girls fake sometimes, but what has been their reaction to this act?

By Athos on Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:55 pm:  Edit

Devon
My advice is not to go down the first time on any chica as you do not know her hygiene habits.
Some of these chicas have very clean pussy while others have stinking pussy.
Also advantage of repeating, chica will be less stressed as she knows you and should allow you to dine at the Y at no extra cost.
Typically gfe chicas love being eaten while pros do not like getting fucked at all.

By Balam on Monday, April 02, 2001 - 02:25 pm:  Edit

Devon, All my experience is in Nuevo Laredo--but I go down often and it works out very well for me. I try it whenever it feels right to do it, and for me that means she's not a SG, seems clean, and I'm getting generally good vibes from her. I don't come right out and ask, I just work my way down and then go with her body language, or glance up questioningly in her eyes, or whatever. There are some who say no, or say they are too sensitive. But more often than not they're cool with it. If, after I've gotten going, I get the feeling that they're not revving up as I would expect them to, then I usually bail fairly soon; but if it seems like they are liking it I keep at it. I have gotten some very nice comments (and just recently I even overheard my chica bragging to her amigas what I'd just done). I always shave carefully before I hit Boystown and try to go gently; I think that also helps. I guess I generally DO try on a first encounter (unless it doesn't feel right--in which case there's little probability there will even BE a second encounter). As for paying--I think I was once told that it would cost extra, but I just said skip it.

By Progman on Monday, April 02, 2001 - 07:53 pm:  Edit

There's two SGs that love a little 69 action. They are Karla and laura/Kara (probably the same chica). See posts under TJ->Street Girls... prog

By Freqofnature on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 04:28 pm:  Edit

My first post

Chupachup, you couldn't be more right!

All others, eating some sweet taco pescado is truly a joy to behold. With my U.S. gf's I love to make an event out of it. Make a nice place on the sink for them to sit. Candles, soft music and some nice wine. Pull out my trusty Gilette Sensor and shave that honey pie bald. M-m good. I almost like it more than sex, almost. I swear I'm a Lezbian trapped in a mans body.
I have never done it to a girl in Mexico but I understand.

By Devon on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 01:07 pm:  Edit

I also love to eat pussy, here are my TJ rules.


1) Ask if she will do sex without a condom, if she says yes or asks how much I will fuck her, but definately not eat it out.

2)I try to go early in the day to avoid being her 100th served.

3)I examine her body. Usually I will start by fingering her a little bit and seing how clean she is.


Of coarse her unwillingness to go without a condom is not a gaurante she will be clean. She may reserve that for her boyfriend or high end customers she is familiar with.

The timing issue is also difficult. Some chicas don't work typical hours. So a girl that is available at 8 in the morning may be at the very end of her shift after a few dozen guys have already used her. Conversely a girl walking into the bar at midnight may be starting her shift.


Here is a question though, does anyone know a girl who realy geys off on oral alot. Someone who is multiorgasmic and will squirt?

By Robertx on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 02:50 pm:  Edit

I think your M.O. is pretty good. I can add that I simply ask a girl, if she had prior customers. That only works with girls you know, others will say anything to get you arriba. Even the ones you know you can never trust.berlin
There are more indirect ways to ask about her business. "You look so clean, how many times did you shower?" "I looked for you all night, where have you been?" (answer to that has to carefully examined and can indicate chicas past hours to you pretty well if you read between the lines)
I only do cunnilingus on girls who NEVER do it without condoms. I also see only girls who have no novio. The ones with novio will often refuse to give out their phone number. A lot of girls have novios, you don't want to meet. I'd rather pork a cunt who had 10 mongers who wore a rubber, than one who fucked one of the slease-bag novios.
Finally you never 100% know if they really have no Novio. Surprising calls at her house and settting up dates on short notice help. If she agrees to see you the very next day, she is probably unbound. Also girls who agree to see you after the shift are less likely to have a novio.

By Robertx on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 03:09 pm:  Edit

More on eating pussy: I read a lot about STD's and cunnilingus. This is my mayor weakness when it comes to safe sex. I have no problem in using rubbers, but these dental dams are horrible. You can get mainly genital herpes, G.O., all sorts of diarrhea and hepatitis A (not the bad one) from eating pussy.
Remember eating pussy also gets you damned close to the asshole! And there are bugs, like small yeast in the stool of may mexicans (so I read in the internet) that can give you seizures!
In summary: The risk is there, it is more dangerous for you to catch something than for her to get something from you, do it carefully!
1) Don't brusk your teeth for at least 2 hours before cunnilingus (decreases the risk to get bloodborn stuff, like AIDS and the bad hepatitis B). 2) Look at everything you stick your tongue in first! 3) Don't lick pussy on stage, or during lap dances (you can't see well, the pussy gets licked way too often) 4) Take a shower with the chica, step out first and give her privacy to clean out before you go to bed! 5) Don't lick reluctant pussy. You do not know why the pussy is reluctant. Some chicas know that there is something wrong, like a UTI or excretions (unlikely to be contagous, but still disgusting).
6) Don't fuck when you are too drunk. The most times I did something weird was when I was drunk. 7) licking in the shower may be nice, but most of the STD's can not be simply washed away.

By Seismo on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 09:56 pm:  Edit

Its not a good sign when you hear that velcro
sound when the panties come off!

By Jaymez858 on Sunday, September 30, 2001 - 06:26 pm:  Edit

I went to a strip club on Rev and fell in lust with a dancer. Her first few minutes of conversation with me included the fact that she "had a boyfriend in New York" and that she only danced on stage and did lap dances; no sucking or fucking. The waiters never paraded her around like the other girls.

However, once we were in the private booth, I moved slow and asked to dine at the Y. She smiled and was surprised. Then removed her g-string. She was shaved with the very, very, very, faint odor of snatch.

Later, she sat with me for about 3 hours (I did buy her $30 worth of drinks). During that time I asked for dinner and full service. She kept on bringing up the fact that it's not ok for her to have sex while she has a bf, but dinner was acceptable. Also, I was her first client to ever get into her g-string (possible BS here). She said she accepted me because I was slow and not groping her the whole time while she did the dance.

What do you fellas think?

By Harleyguy on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 08:00 am:  Edit

And you believe that crap she told you?They are experts at their jobs.Offer her five hundred dollars for a session and see what she says. :-)

By Robertx on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 08:08 am:  Edit

The bottom line is you never know. I personally do not eat pussy in strip clubs. The lighting is often not good and you may not see the "area" very well. Even if she doesn't fuck, chances are that other mongers that day ate her pussy and the girls in these bars have no shower or other means to clean up.
I think the chances to get AIDS or hepatitis are almost 0, but GO, Clamydia and Syphillis are very well possible.
What I do (There is ample reason to argue that what I do isn't safe either. I guess everybody draws the line somewhere.): Eat pussy with girls who refuse bareback, never eat SG, never eat strippers, unless back in the hotel, usually eat pussy only when I know the girl from previous sessions.

By Milkman on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 08:25 am:  Edit

hey jaymez

3 hours and 30 dollars worth of drinks.
you are the best !!
these are trained to drink 30 dollars worth of drinks every half hour.

my buddy was a waiter at some rev ave strip clubs and told me 50 dollars and hour on drinks is common with some these tourists

she must have liked you or enjoyed your company

milk

By Dman on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 10:43 am:  Edit

Why not just suck some stranger's dick directly, and bypass the middle chica?

By Napstero on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 10:57 am:  Edit

Jaymez, no it is not safe. But neither is eating Quarter pound cheeseburgers and Ben & Jerry's. Few of the good things in life don't come with substantial downside. The diseases you'll risk acquiring from eating pussy are less likely to be life threatening than those acquired from eating saturated fat (though more rapidly manifested).

By Senorpanocha on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 11:13 am:  Edit

LOL. I agree with Robertx on everything he said.

Don't eat strippers, don't eat SG's, or anyone without access to a shower. I never press the issue if the chica is reluctant, she may have a valid reason. Know your chica, I've munched more box in the last year than Peter North will in a lifetime, use common sense and be prepared for any consequences that arise from your actions. It is risky behavior.

By Porker on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 12:55 pm:  Edit

SAFE? Please define your terms. About the only ways I can think of DYING while DATY is getting crushed by a chica squeezing her legs together or by a jealous novio bursting in on yous w/ a weapon. Personally I'd take my chances against both. But then again, danger is my business...

By Milkman on Monday, October 01, 2001 - 02:59 pm:  Edit

dman
i fell off my chair in laughter.

your killing me here

milky

By 694me on Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 03:43 am:  Edit

Like fish, if you can smell it dont eat it.

By Jaymez858 on Monday, October 08, 2001 - 06:33 pm:  Edit

In retrospect, I've realized what a terrible thing I've done in terms of safety and nearly castrated myself (joking). I did get 7 days worth of anti-biotics.

The weird part to me about the whole thing was I was expecting her to deny me. When she slipped off her g, my other head took over.

I guess the "anything is possible" saying applies here. Anyone ever fuck in those tiny booths?

By Knickher on Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 01:03 pm:  Edit

Jaymez,

so what was the diagnosis?

By Shy_Guy on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 07:07 am:  Edit

Is eating pussy safe?

Only when they have been declawed.

take that literally and figuratively, as you wish.

By Albundy on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 02:35 am:  Edit

I like to eat pussy too, but it really bothers me if someone did her bareback and had left some juice in her, ewwwww, makes you wonder huh?
Like a fruit, you should wash it out thoroughly before eating, but you can't wash out the diseases :(

By Snapper on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 04:34 am:  Edit

"you should wash it out thoroughly before eating"

ani13

By Astm31 on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 05:46 pm:  Edit

once upon a time a father and son went to hunt. they brought along bread. after so many days in the jungle they were unable to catch any games. the father advised 'son, the bread taste horrible each day but we need to eat to survive', the son replied 'agree dad, but we've been eating same bread for almost 30 days but lets eat our bread as if there is meat on it'. 'agree son, i'll say the name of the dish while simultaneously you grab a slice and imaging eating with it'. the father uttered 'fried chicken', instantly the son got a piece of bread and start chewing with fried chicken it mind'. 'fried pork, fried, fried, fried....' this became their routine during lunch and dinner. one day all the 'frieds' food were mentioned so the son has to innovate and said 'fried pussy'!! the father slapped his son and said 'you don't need to fry pussy.... well, the moral of this story is what it is.

literally eating pussy without 'cleaning' is dangerous. in the movies, pussy is good eating. but prior they may have done some form of washing, sanitizing, sterilizing, cooking and everything to make it edible for the cast.

but what the heck i know. i can't even pass cpr class. jmho, advise me also. astm31.

By Jtull1 on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 06:32 am:  Edit

Only if you are using a "dental dam" or similar. Even then not 100% . You got steel balls if you`re DATY hookers! Adelita.

By Maximus743 on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 11:21 am:  Edit

I do not Daty as I keep remembering one of my favorite lines from above courtesy of Dman.

"Why not just suck some stranger's dick directly, and bypass the middle chica? "

Since there are several guys out there that get sincondom sex with every girl they fuck
this line is so true with probably all the chicas
including the hotties.

By Viperx on Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 12:37 am:  Edit

i ate out about 90 whores and never caught anything.

By Atomicdog on Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 09:45 am:  Edit

Keep at it Viperx, you're sure to hit the jackpot sooner or later!