Posted by Tmoney on October 15, 2000 at 19:05:06:
| I've just recently taking up gambling, and in light of my latest bet with a friend of mine (C'MON CARDINALS!!!) I've decided to place a wager here. I ran into Lakers in TJ last night, (surprise huh?). I was outside AB and he came walking up. Now, I know Lakers, I've known him for a little over a year. I have never had any bad feelings or bad dealings with him. We are not friends, we are not enimies. We don't hang out together we never have been or never will be drinking buddies or any thing like that. He is simply a guy I know and we are friendly with each other. So when I saw him walking towards me I whistled a cat call over to him and started begging him for money/change, I know how he likes that. We exchanged salutations and right away some prick that was with him starts pointing at me and asking Lakers "who's this? who's this guy?" What the hell!?!Lakers tells me on the side that he's some guy that used to post on Redsnake, blah blah blah. I don't remember his name and I don't care. But dude if you're reading this - go FUCK YOUR SELF. Are you so inept with socical skills that you lack the basic ability to meet somebody new? Are you so lame you can't stick out your hand, smile and say "hi I'm _________ (insert your name here), what's yours?" Are you such a piece of shit that you walk around with a tour guide, point at me like I'm some inanimate object, some foreigner, or some dead animal, don't even look me in the eye and start harrassing some one I know for my identity? FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on you little dick head. I was about six inches away from slitting your throat. If you noticed I never spoke to you and I avoided you at all times after that. If you see me keep your distance, go eat shit, and die die die my darling. Anyway back to my bet. The stakes of the wager? If you win I'll buy you a session with the girl of my choice, if I win you buy me a session with a girl of my choice, hows that? The wager itself? A little back ground. As I was talking with Lakers and he mentioned (amongst many other things, that guy can TALK, geeze) that he had been banned from this board. I personally don't care but he seems to be a pain in the ass for some of you and seems to be a big point of contention and conversation. Maybe it gives some of you a rally cry and a issue to bond over. You all seem to be in a "I hate Lakers club." This is the main reason I stopped posting on Redsnake and one of the many reasons I don't post here. Stop posting about Lakers! Just shut your pie holes! Get him off your brain! Stop thinking about him! Stop writing about him! Enough with the Lakers controversy already! Lets start with the premise that he is banned from this board. Agreed? OK good. Lets follow that Redsnake is dead. Agreed? Good you're doing a great job. Now lets take a huge leap of faith here and say that the only people who can bring Lakers back to life here on this board is us. I'm betting you can't do it. I'm betting that there are some of you that need a 12 step program SOOOOO FUCKING bad that you will just have to keep the memory of him around. "Hi my name is ____________(Insert your name here) and I'm a Lakers addict." I'll bet you that if no body EVER mentions Lakers again on this board, no references, no mentions, no postings, no flames, no inuendos. no responses, no fake ID's no NOTHINGS that we will have a happy and virtually flame free board where we can get back to posting about what chick does what for how much money. I'm betting you guys can't do it. Any takers?
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