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I used to buy into all the HIV testing crap, but when you think about this stuff logically, you will see that it is just that - crap. Have you ever heard of even one TJ whoremonger who caught HIV? Over the last 6-7 years - thru ASPT, Redsnake, and now this board, we've had the ability to know about actual occurrances(I'm not saying that it couldn't happen - what I am saying is look at the facts). Now, some bad occurrances that we HAVE heard about, over and over and over again, that actually HAVE happened are, in order of likelihood: 1) Had a bad session with chica(for whatever reason).
2) Fell in love with chica. Chica turned out to be a liar and was screwing around behind your back and/or was using you.
3) Got too drunk.
4) Had to tell some old broad "NO", when she asked you for the 500th time; "Dju vant to go to the hhrroom?".
5) Were ruining your finances or life by spending too much time/money in ZN.
6) Got panhandled.
7) Got ripped off by a bartender or mesero.
8) Got ripped off by a chica.
9) Had to bribe a cop.
10) Got ripped off by a taxi driver.
11) A "tour guide" latched on to you, and you had to ditch him.
12) Ate at the taco stand, and contracted the "Tijuana Twostep", aka "Montezuma's Revenge".
13) Got mugged.
14) Lost your wallet.
15) Lost your watch.
16) Got a DUI.
17) Got your car stolen.
18) Got your car broken into.
19) Got drugged voluntarily and bad shit happened.
20) Had to take a cold shower because there was no hot water.
21) Were in the bar when a "shakedown" occurred.
22) Your condom broke or you slipped up and had BB sex, then you freaked out for 1 year while undergoing a series of HIV tests designed to line the pockets of the members of the "HIV testing lobby".
23) Actually caught an STD(West Fargo leads the league here).
24) Couldn't go in certain bars, because the "music was too loud".
25) Got a BJ from a transexual or transvestite who you thought was actually a chick.
26) Got drugged involuntarily(slipped a "micky").
27) Got busted for being a john.
28) Got killed (has happened to a couple of dudes - seems to always be associated with Las Chavelas Bar).
29) Were actually turned down when you asked a chick if she wanted to go to the room(it is interesting that you are more likely to be killed than turned down for sex in the ZN).
30) When you went into shower after the session, a chica put an AIDS-laced needle in the pocket with your wallet - then when you reached into your pocket to pay her, you were pricked by the needle, and she said; "Bienvenidos al Mundo de SIDA". If AIDS was something we needed to worry about to the extent some of you suggest, you would think it would actually show up on the list above. I'm not saying don't worry about it - I'm just saying let's put this shit into perspective.
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