Posted by CapnDave on December 30, 2000 at 21:05:23:
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Days 2 thru 4 of my first-ever trip to La Zona Norte (Sunday Dec 24 thru Tuesday Dec 26, 2000). DAY 2 - SUNDAY DEC 24 (Xmas eve) I decide to explore TJ a little today. I have lunch at Mr. Margarita at the plaza end of the pedestrian walkway. The food isn't bad, and the margaritas are yummy. I walk over the walkway and go into the first pharmacia I come to on the other side. 100mg Viagras for $11, so I buy 2. They're not individually boxed, but that doesn't bother me. The pharmacist wraps 'em up in tissue paper and I'm on my way. I walk toward La Zona, and I can see why this area would be dangerous after dark. Sort of seedy but I like it, lots of character. I get to the Zone and walk around checking out the street girls. A few do-able ones, on par with many of the girls in Adelitas last nite. One SG actually grabs me and won't let go, and I didn't even make eye contact with her! She is easily the least attractive of all the putas I've seen, so I understand that must be the only way for her to compete. No problem. It's about 4PM. I peek into Tropical (empty) and Miami (lots of guys but very few chicas). CC is empty. Adelitas is hopping! And after my eyes adjust to the darkness I see an amazing blonde with huge gazongas with nipples poking thru everywhere! (slight exaggeration) This is the kind of girl I've been looking for! I hope she's still here when I come back tonite. On the way back to the pedestrian walkway, I pass a kid and his mother, the mother saying "I don't like this area, it's creepy". I assure her it's safe, but only in the daytime. I walk back to my hotel. I'm starting to get tired of walking so much; maybe I should look into moving to a TJ hotel for the rest of my stay. After a short rest in my hotel I load up on "vitamins" and walk to the border again. I decide to try to find a good margarita before heading back to the Zone. I take a taxi to Pueblo Amigo ($5) but everything including Senor Frogs is closed due to it being Xmas eve I guess. The entire gazebo area is completely deserted. I inquire at the Pueblo Amigo hotel and am quoted a "promotion" of $85 a night if I stay for 2 nights. I find a lone taxi who gets me to Adelitas for $6. I arrive at AB about 6:30PM and of course my dream chica with the fabulous hooters is nowhere to be seen. Another lesson learned: if you find a girl who turns your crank, do her immediately. I see all the liquor bottles behind the bar but they won't make me a margarita. I don't understand the explanation the bartender gives me. I find a spot at the main bar at the far end away from the entrance. Is this "hottie central"? Last nite there were lots of women over here but it's still early tonite. I am approached by a young chica Jessica. Kind of cute, but too flat-chested for me. I buy her a drink anyway and we sit down at a table. She immediately asks if I am married and I reply, "No esposa, no novia". She seems intrigued. Then another girl Jackie sits down at our table and immediately asks if I will buy her a drink too. What? This is a dilemna. Jackie is VERY cute, although she has no chichis to speak of. I would've normally bought her a drink just to see what she had to say, but I'm thinking how many other girls are then going to come over wanting drinks? Also it seemed rude to ask me for a drink when I was obviously with Jessica, although Jessica didn't seem to mind. So then things get even more confusing for me. After I decline to buy Jackie a drink, Jessica pulls out her own money! Now this is getting weird, girls buying each other expensive drinks? The waiter thinks I'm buying the drink and brings me the change all in $1s. Noooooo, another test! Do I tip with the chicas money? I decide not to tip this time and the girls say something I don't understand and laugh. I think I made the wrong decision. Jackie leaves after finishing her drink. This world I have entered is very perplexing. Jessica asks me if I want to get a room and I say "No gracias, maybe later" in a friendly way. She takes it well, but informs me that she is going to sleep now, implying that this is my only chance. Indeed she disappears and I don't see her again for the rest of the night. One funny thing about tonite is the fireworks. Firecrackers and bottle rockets are going off in front of AB all night long. And there is a Federale standing right there the whole time who doesn't seem to care. Is it in celebration of Xmas eve? The explosions are quite loud inside the club (since there is only a curtain for a front door), giving a sort of surreal effect. It felt exactly like the tense scene in the movie "Boogie Nights" when the kid is shooting off firecrackers inside the house. At some point I check out CC and it is dead. I plan to get some tacos from the same stand as last night, but the guy at the other stand sees me first so I say what the hell and get 'em from him this time. 1 chicken and 1 pork and they are yummy. I wander around AB trying to find a good spot to hang out. There's a few girls that I'm keeping an eye on but one in particular really has me intrigued. She is short with beautiful very long golden-blonde hair, really cute face and her body (!!!). She is dressed in an elegant shiny orange outfit and carries herself very well. I notice she is very popular, going out the door several times with different guys. The only thing holding me back is that I can tell her bra is padded, and I'm really trying to satisfy my big boob fetish tonight. Finally I realize she is just too fine to pass up and I make eye contact. She is very friendly and we sit down and I buy her a drink. Her name is Evelyne (rhymes with "bean"), she is 30+ years old and speaks a little English. She is even more beautiful up close. By placing her hand strategically on my inner thigh, she discovers that I am happy to be with her. She asks for $60 to go to the room. I suggest $50 but she holds firm. I ask "full 30 minutos?" and she assures me there will be no rush so I agree to the $60 + room. I'm getting a good feeling from her, and I initiate going upstairs. It seems as if all eyes in the whole place are on us (her) as we leave the bar. She really attracts attention. Oh man, Evelyne! This is what I've been waiting for! She gets me so hot so quickly I can't believe it. And we're not even undressed yet. Sensual kisses, fondling, ooo yeah baby! She helps me undress with her very skillfull hands. Padded bra like I suspected, but nice little titties, and that ass! Almost a perfect body. She does a very visual BJ, if you know what I mean. Just the sight of those beautiful lips wrapped around my unit is absolutely killing me. I can't wait for the feeling of being inside her. Soon she obliges and lays on her back. I slowly ease in, oh yeah! I know this won't take long but I don't care, I'm savoring every moment. Sure enough, in just a few minutes I pop explosively. We never even change positions once, and I don't even care! As for her performance, the best thing I can say is that Evelyne is a master at making her man feel good. That works for me. Afterwards I dress, watch her put on her lipstick, and she goes back into AB. I decide I can't top that tonite and go back to my hotel. I take a CC cab this time, $5 no questions. OK so here is where the whole rest of my trip goes to hell. I get back to my hotel feeling real good about my session with Evelyne, but my stomach feels a little queasy. Sure enough I end up puking violently the rest of the night, followed by the squirts for the next 2 days. DAYS 3 & 4 I spend the rest of the trip in my hotel room, feeling like I'm going to die. Just as the food-poisoning symptoms subside, some sort of sinus infection kicks in. My trip back is miserable. It's been a week now and I'm still trying to get better. Damn it! Did I pick up some Mexican super-virus? I'm convinced that the food poisoning is from the pork taco at the less-popular taco stand. But I always eat at taco stands in Mexico with NEVER a problem before. So I have a theory why it happened this time. I had taken 800mg of Cimetidine tonite to boost the Viagra. Cimetidine's main purpose in life is to dilute stomach acid. But isn't our stomach acid one of the major walls of defense against an (ingested) bacterial attack? In less someone can convince me otherwise, I'm not taking Cimetidine in Mexico anymore. Capn Dave |
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