Crazy House is mentioned in 2013/11 Costar - Thailand, November 2013

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I never cared much for Soi Cowboy, but the best club I've seen so far on this trip is near there. Walk east on Soi Cowboy (away from the Asok BTS station) until it ends, make a right on Soi 23, walk about 30 yards, and the Crazy House is on the right. Plenty of eights and nines to go around. A surprising number of them have NO tattoos (none!) and unshaven pussies! And have never had kids. Just my type! I thought I was dreaming.

The head mamasan, a big dyke, came over from the Mercury Club at NEP. That might have something to do with the better selection. Not that there are any teenage girls here, but almost all are in their early twenties.

This place is no secret. Drinks are only 50 baht, lady-drinks are 150 (of which the lady gets 60). On weeknights it's usually packed between 9 and 10 p.m. Last night (Sunday) it was about half-empty again by 10:30 p.m. A couple of girls hit on me as I waited for someone. Apparently they have good taste in men.

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Crazy House is the currently the goldmine of the Sukhumvit area as far as I'm concerned. I neglected to mention what sets it apart (besides the eights and nines). It's something one doesn't see much at NEP any more: the girls dance buck naked on stage, wearing only high heels and jewelry. And they're nice. Saturday night I saw as many as two dozen on stage at once. More pussy than you can shake a stick at.

(They alternate between nude and wearing an ultra-mini-skirt without panties so that you can see their pussies, plus a top. I prefer to see them in the buff; the outfit strikes me as lewd rather than erotic.)

Look for the big dyke mamasan. She is forty-ish and heavyset with black hair. She looks like a cross between Andre the Giant and Tim Curry's character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. She is an extreme manipulator who will gouge you for all the bribes and tips that she can whenever possible.

You probably won't like her, but she's useful because she can get the girl that you want for you. (I knew her from the Mercury Club at NEP.)

Bar fine = 700 baht.

At least that's what the big dyke charged me. And she kept the change from my thousand, because I let her. This mamasan is your friend. Her greed knows no bounds, and you can put it to work for you. If you spot some girl that you've just got to have but who appears to be busy, you can tell this mamasan something like, "Hey, if I sleep with #80 tonight I'll give you 500 baht." And the mamasan will make it happen.

Watch her in action. She'll go up to the girl and interrupt whatever's going on, saying something to the girl. Next thing you know you're smugly riding home in a taxi with one hand resting on one of her smooth brown thighs.

(#80, by the way, is pretty cute with a nice little body and a firm, copper-colored ass. Delectable. And she ain't the only one.)

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Soi Cowboy has been going downhill for many years. The primary problem is that half the bars there are owned by "The Arab." It has long been rumored that they are fronts for money laundering. It's his bars that are responsible for the coyote girls, who as you said, are not bar-fineable.

The only two bars that I found worth checking out were Crazy House and Suzie Wongs (once in a while a cutie would show up). By far and away the best bar there is Crazy House.

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Crazy House is mentioned in 2016/11 Buick - Bangkok Updates Nov 2016

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easily the best go go in bkk. but it gets crowded. they do a show not long after 9pm. the show is not good so you want to arrive after that, say 10pm. i have noticed alot more asians in crazy house and have noticed some girls skip me (and other non asians) when they go around trying to talk to guys. i don't remember seeing that a couple months ago. at least you know which girls will go with non-asians when that happens.

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I started at Crazy House and had a drink, allowing me to see both shifts. Egad, the both shifts stunk. Although they were all nude, there was nothing desirable.

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