Balcony

ClubHombre.com: South America: Brazil: Rio de Janeiro: Beach Cafes: Balcony

By Thumper on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 10:07 am:  Edit

I'm VERY surprised that this has not been brought up yet on the board, considering how many Rio post's there are. I noticed during my trip in February that there was a new outdoor bar/hangout spot on Copa beach. It is right next to the Holiday Boite, unfortunately I can not remember the name of the place. It is fairly large and there were alot of girls milling about. It has a large open air bar where you can sit inside or at tables. Looked to be rocking everynight that I was there, good alternative to Help, MP and Mabs.

By Stayawayjoe on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 01:45 pm:  Edit

I stopped by there a couple of weeks ago. It looks impressive as you're driving by but I wasn't pleased when I went for a closer look. It took all of two minutes before I shot right over to Help.

By Redblood on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 09:00 am:  Edit

The place is called the Balcony. It has many different import beers but the food is not that great. The girls are the caliber of Mea Paticia, but you always see some stars passing through. It is a nice alternative as they play video concerts sometimes and of course soccer games on the TVīs.

By Geertdejong on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 01:03 pm:  Edit

The name of a new hot place next to Holliday Boite is Balkony

By Riotrips on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 01:43 pm:  Edit

Balcony is owned by cousins Frank and Larry from New Orleans. They own club of the same name in NO and 1 other in the French Quarter.
Seems to be Meia Pataca North. Always busier than Mabs.
Don

By Sonnyp on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:20 pm:  Edit

balcony has nice feel to it with new flat screen tv's ect, but the girls that hang there look like mp rejects. just my $.02 worth. great place to watch sporting events though.

By Sf4dfish on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 05:27 pm:  Edit

Guy's, it is the place to go after Help, and did not pick-up. Meaning, you could find something there after 4 or 5 am in the morning?

As Sonnyp stated, the talent level can be weak? But you never know? What might walk in?

By Sandman on Friday, June 06, 2003 - 10:02 am:  Edit

went by a couple of mornings around 7:00-8:00AM. Some real rejects there. Not sure at night but not sure I'd wast too much time gouing there.

By Thumper on Friday, June 06, 2003 - 10:38 am:  Edit

Cool place to just kick back and have a drink unhasseled, the girls aren't too aggresive. They won't approach you unless you summon them, unlike M.P. Also its nice to visit at 5AM when your not sleepy, have a drink and watch the sun come up.

By Brassillee on Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 10:06 pm:  Edit

I want to talk about a boite or bar in Rio de Janeiro that I never hear anyone talking about and that I think is a really great spot. I have picked up some really beautiful women here and at a very reasonable price. The name of the bar is "Balcony." The bar is frequented by men of many different nationalities. I have met Germans, Englishmen, Irish, Scotish, Austrailians, and American White men. I see very few Africans, or African Americans if any at all. The Balcony is a moderate sized bar with an outdoor patio. The bar has an excellent assortment of beer and serves good food. I like the soup and the pizza-smile. They have a female bartender who is cute and has a great attitude. They play American and Brasilian music and have televisions well placed inside. Naturally, there are plenty of single garotos just hanging around waiting for you to approach them and take them back to your hotel or apartment. I have found women here anywhere from a 0 to a 11. And, the most I have ever paid was $R150 and that was todos noite. The Balcony opens around 12 noon and really begins to get busy around 10pm. I have seen women here that I dont see at Mia Pataca or Help disco or some of the other spots in Ipenema. I have had so many wonderful adventures here but I am very found of the day that I went up to the Balcony looking for some pussy to fuck. It didnt take long to see my victim. She was standing on the street in from the the Balcony advertising her wares. I could just imagine her on her knees and sucking my dick as I was walking toward her. When I arrived at my destination I asked her the begging question, "HOW MUCH." Smiling. Are you ready, 50 reais--thats right, only 50 reais. She is a lorinha (fair haired mulhere) who I thought was cute and well built. She was wearing a sexy black mini skirt, matching jacket and a white blusa. Hopefully the picture will upload and you can see her. I told her that 50 reais would fit my budget just nicely and we left the Balcony. My apartment was a short walk from the there. We arrived at the apartment, walked pass the guard, into the elevator and up my apartment. Not long after we were in my apartment in the living room area I pulled her over to the couch unzipped my pants and buried her head between my legs. She began to suck my dick like it was the last piece of sausage left on earth. It definitely was one of the best head jobs I have gotten ever in Rio. I had to remove her head from my dick to keep from cumming. We then proceeded past the kitchen and into the bedroom with jetlike speed--smile.

Photo: Best Head - Balcony

By Mello89 on Sunday, December 21, 2003 - 05:50 pm:  Edit

Assillee, it seems like you're paying more attention to the quality of men there. And yes, I am American(black)

By Prophetg on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 08:45 pm:  Edit

May he was disappointed because there was not any Black men for him there!

By Sandman on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 03:13 am:  Edit

I was at Balcony one morning at 7:30 having coffee. There had to be the ugliest, hard core pros in Rio there. I even watched a fight between two girls. They all bugged the shit out of me for Chopps, cigs, food, session. I finally had to leave. At night there are many more and some very doable ones. I like the layout of the place and the food is pretty good.

Just don't go early AM. All the left overs from previous night that didn't session.

By Bendejo on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 12:35 pm:  Edit

Generally the scene is pretty grim at that time. I crashed early once in the throes of jet lag and woke up rarinī to go at 5:30am. I cruised down Atlantica (back before there was a Balcony) and all I found was a few creatures around Prado Jr that made me wonder "TV or not TV"?

By Riorules on Thursday, December 25, 2003 - 03:02 am:  Edit

I have mentioned Balcony in some of my posts in CH. It's a good place for pizza and chopps. I have sessioned with some hot morenas and mullatas from the place. Fair skinned gatinhas are a rarity here. If you like darker skin, this is the place for you.

By Titus03 on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

Does anyone have the full street address of Balcony? Or could tell me what other landmarks are nearby?

By Sabio on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 10:57 pm:  Edit

It's next to Holiday's (an upstairs boate), close to Rio Internacional hotel. From memory, I'd say it's about half way between Copacabana Palace and the Meridien.

By Iggy on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 10:46 am:  Edit

its at praza lido,one block from mabs

By Kicked on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 10:08 pm:  Edit

All the 10 times checking out Balcony, never saw any good looking girls. Dog city!!! What a joke. Food there more expensive as well. Mabs and Help better, but even there so many dogs and want so much more money now. Hard to compete with the strong Euro and pound. Italians taking over. Especially in August.

By Lovingmarvin on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 01:56 pm:  Edit

Its been awhile since this thread has been updated, but lately I have been more times to the Balcony Bar then Terraco Atlantico (in front of help).

Throughout the week, this place is relatively full and stable. Including the "off days", like Monday - Wednesday's.

What I like about this place is that they play some background music, which for some reason is rare in Rio.

Quality varies greatly....yes there are lots of dogs, but if you are lucky a few gems as well. After 10, or 11 at night is best.

Prices are usually low. Very common to pay R$100 for an entire night. In a few instances, I have gotten freebies or almost freebies (pay taxi in the morning) if the girls live far enough away and it is late with everyone starting to filter out, or for some reason they just wanted to stay with me.

Drinks are little expensive, so watch what you buy for the girls. I made the mistake once and bought some blue drink the girl wanted, which was a freakin' incredibly R$18.00. However, a Chopp (Draft Beer) is R$4.00, which is in line with the local restaurant/bar prices (Devassa is R$3.90). The only thing that sucks that they replaced Brahma with 'Lokal'. I guess in attempt to save money.

It is certainly worth checking out - if you go enough time you will see some cuties. Not all the time, but they are there.

Since it is smaller bar, compared to Terraco Atlantic, is is easy to mingle and move around.

Just do not fall for any pressure (any girl that pressures you to go will mostly likely not be very good), buy drinks liberaly without asking for the prices first (If it is too expensive, I tell the girl she can have a beer instead).

By Catocony on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 03:11 pm:  Edit

Very strangely, the pizza is pretty good here.

By Topfotog on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 08:02 pm:  Edit

And don't forget the guy that sells cakes around the corner. Freakin addicting!

By Latinalover on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 10:02 pm:  Edit

I have been to the Balcony a half dozen times and have never seen anything even close to doable. I'm sure if you spent enough time there you would eventually find something but on a week, week and a half trip, I prefer not to waste my nights there.

By Downandup on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 02:09 am:  Edit

I like the place, sure there may be only one or two doable girls there at any time, and obviously most could not make it at Help. Still you do find the odd gem there. I found one real beauty there one evening and we had a few days fling before she flew off the the US to join her fiance.

By Lovingmarvin on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 06:20 pm:  Edit

With the freakin' dollar continuing to fall, I will take the occassionally doable girl for a low price. Balcony Bar is perfect for that. But then again I live here, so I can spend more time looking. Terraco Atlantico in front of Help can be hit or miss as well....

For a good combo, try the Balcony Bar at around 10pm, then head for Terraco Atlantico/Help at around 11pm when things get cooking there. If you are lucky, you might pick up the odd gem in the Balcony Bar for a reasonable price. Nothing to lose.

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 08:09 pm:  Edit

"For a good combo, try the Balcony Bar at around 10pm, then head for Terraco Atlantico/Help at around 11pm when things get cooking there."
That is my recommendation precisely, I have had good luck with that game plan.

By Lovingmarvin on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 12:16 pm:  Edit

Update on the Balcony Bar. It seems to have gotten much better. Many of the girls that used to work at Meia Pataca seem to have migrated to the Balcony bar, which also includes some of the TA crowd. Just my own opinion and recent observation.

Recently I also saw one of the hottest waitresses there. Interestingly enough I was told she is Colombian.

Sunday early evening and other nights they have now added a live band, which is great.

By Latinalover on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 01:24 pm:  Edit

LM
I was telling CFK the exact same thing the other day. I was surprised when I was there in May. There was a band, more girls then I can remember and a few do-ables. I don't know if it was the band or what but the place has a whole new vibe to it. With the shitty exchange rate we're getting now I plan on making Balcony a regular stop.

By Catocony on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 01:52 pm:  Edit

Does one guy make a band? Every time I've been there and they've had music, it's just been the one guy and his guitar.

By Latinalover on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 02:36 pm:  Edit

Cat,
I don't remember how many piece orchestra it was but it was more then one.

By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 02:47 pm:  Edit

Last visit 3 guys were playing. I wouldn't call it a band, and I sure wouldn't call it an orchestra. I'd probably call it featherbedding.

CFK

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on July 22, 2009)

By Catocony on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 07:37 pm:  Edit

CFK, was your last visit in 2007? As in, over 18 months ago? Not exactly relevant to the discussion of Balcony right now, is it?

By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 08:47 pm:  Edit

Nope, it was last year 2008.....geez, and to think you're losing it at your age -My Image-
Whether one goes to Brasil 3 times month,every 8 weeks,or just twice a year,[I have been on all three 'schedules'] although things change they remain pretty much the same. Only the players change-My Image-

CFK

By Catocony on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 09:31 pm:  Edit

Except for Balcony, which, as the last several posts here and in SA chat have mentioned, has changed quite a bit over the last year.

By Kjtrav on Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 05:15 am:  Edit

Within the last year the management of Balcony has changed and they have completely revamped the place. They had to if they wanted to keep Cats business!!

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 06:18 am:  Edit

I suppose I should have stated most things don't really change, then added the Balcony caveat. This f**king correctness has got to stop! -My Image-

By Lovingmarvin on Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 07:00 am:  Edit

I think there is different bands or guys playing different days. Sometimes it might be just one guy, the last time I was there there was a band with either 3 or 4 guys - not really in the habit of counting band members or qualifying a band as band. Just remember liking the music and vibe, which ultimately is all that counts for me.

The point being that Balcony has become a much better place to go and definitely a place to consider visting for the P4P scene in Copa.

Prices range from R$100-$200, with an average all nighter being around R$150, at least from my experience. There are, of course, always some that want more. But then again wanting is different then getting.

By Blissman on Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 04:43 pm:  Edit

Copperfield, I remember why you remember Balcony so fondly. You were dragging yo so low one night you were catching concrete splinters in your butt. But you trudged off to Balcony anyway. An hour later you showed up for the party at Help with the hot blonde spinner-of-the-year! Your catch kinda lifted up my opinion of the place also.

By Catocony on Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 07:43 pm:  Edit

Only CFK would pick a hooker up at a putaria and take her to another putaria - and pay to get her in. Now that's quality thinking there, I'm sure on his August trip he'll check-in a 50-pound bag of sand to take down to the beach with him.

By Blissman on Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 08:00 pm:  Edit

Actually, he is actually not the only one. I would gladly do the same to have as many laughs that our gang had at Help that night. It ranks among the most enjoyable nights out on the town that I have ever experienced. And there have been quite a few nights.

Cato, take a fistfull of Thorazine and you will feel better in the morning. Thanks for shining you own special ray of sunshine on someone else's good time. Btw, despite your comments, the memory of that night shines on.

Btw, sorry that a $10 cover charge is such an overwhelming issue for you. Perhaps we will set up a collection jar for you at the bar in Help.

Have a nice day!

By Diversity on Friday, July 24, 2009 - 11:08 am:  Edit

ah, but you are forgetting, the next morning, she was in the living room watching cartoons.....i am surprised CFK did not bring her back to the States to play with the grand kids.....

By Copperfieldkid on Friday, July 24, 2009 - 12:20 pm:  Edit

Getting a BBBJ and screwed on the couch, followed by a nap, something all men enjoy! With her happily watching cartoons while snuggling up to me I was more than ready for the ensuing 'nooner' when I awoke before heading to the beach. Now that's being methodical.

CFK

By Lovingmarvin on Friday, July 24, 2009 - 01:12 pm:  Edit

Damn, what is her phone number? :-)

By Copperfieldkid on Friday, July 24, 2009 - 05:16 pm:  Edit

Lovingmarvin,

I'm sorry but after all the guys met her and dubbed her "blond spinner of the year" I received so many PM's that Hombre had to add an additional staffer. I still get questioned about her. I continued to see her for awhile, even taking her to Buzios for 3 days once, but eventually decided to quit seeing her as she wanted me to meet her family and you know where that leads! For everyone's sake I shredded her number; willpower perseveres! I miss her; BBBJCIM, BBFS, cute as could be!!

By Lovingmarvin on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 - 06:31 pm:  Edit

Sitting in the balcony bar right now playing with my Iphone. Wednesday at 10pm. The place got a good crowd and decent amount of girls. More and more becoming the place to be from the P4P scene

By Isawal on Thursday, October 01, 2009 - 02:56 am:  Edit

Have you checked out their website http://www.balconyrio.com/index.php

By Richerich on Thursday, October 01, 2009 - 03:11 pm:  Edit

bad link

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, October 01, 2009 - 03:34 pm:  Edit

Try it again, works for me.
Videos; last one, dance contest the best-My Image-

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on October 01, 2009)

By Exectalent on Thursday, October 01, 2009 - 05:08 pm:  Edit

Who designs these sites? A blind cretin? Amazes me that someone hires and pays a web design company to produce a site and that is what they get.

By Downandup on Sunday, January 03, 2010 - 01:55 pm:  Edit

Balcony is in the local news for kicking out four trannies at 2am, at that time they were probably trolling for a very drunk unsuspecting gringo.

http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/mat/2010/01/02/travestis-registram-queixa-na-delegacia-depois-de-sofrer-preconceito-em-bar-de-copacabana-915435785.asp

By Catocony on Sunday, January 03, 2010 - 04:21 pm:  Edit

Unfortunately, they were probably the 4 best looking options there.

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, January 03, 2010 - 06:14 pm:  Edit

Huh. Didn't know Balcony is owned by an American. He may be in some hot water over this.

By Lovingmarvin on Monday, January 04, 2010 - 06:51 am:  Edit

They actually took the manager and two employees to the police station...What a difficult spot to be in...the TV's are up and down the street from the Balcony Bar and work alongside girls. The street side girls go in and out of the bar, working both the street and the Balcony Bar. I guess the TV's have the same right. But this is not a gay bar and having TV's in there would be bad. Rio's TV's are quite famous for stealing and pickpocketing. No matter how you fly, it is just best to stay far away...or lock down your pockets. But, I guess they have a point...kicking out a gay person from a bar certainly would not be cool anywhere.

In Brazil you can file a complaint against someone who insults you, which includes asking for monetary damages. This process is often used by employees against their employeers when they feel there is wrong doing. They, the TV's, will certainly win a few thousand R$, but that will just encourage other's to do the same.

By Thumper on Monday, January 04, 2010 - 07:31 am:  Edit

Its a Lose/ Lose situation for the owner of the bar. Either way, it will cost him reais!

By the way, this is exactly how Help became a hooker haven!! They were turning away the prostitutes at the door and a gdp filed a lawsuit. When she won, Help transformed from a regular club to the prostitute club it is today.

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, January 04, 2010 - 09:41 am:  Edit

Thus the World's oldest profession continues...caveat emptor.....-My Image-

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 05:24 am:  Edit

Pretty much hang out here now once a week....usually after a night out somewhere else, since the Balcony Bar never closes. Last Friday, however, after a long and tiring work day decided to stop by a little earlier and just hang out - right around 11:00pm. I must say there were a very decent amount of good girls in there....I counted more then a dozen of girls that were dooable. The place was packed, but I still was able to get a spot to sit at one of the inside table. As much as I tried to resist - as I had early plans on Saturday - I ended up with an awesome beautiful little black girl...all 90lbs of her. I call her the little she devil, as she always has a way of convincing me to go to the hotel no matter how much I am determined not to do a program on a particular night. Since she does not pressure me at all, nor does she ask for many drinks outside a beer every now and then (girls that constantly ask for a drink, or expensive ones - the red bull type, turn me off very quickly), I keep staying and getting more and more drunk...Took her to the Lido Hotel up the street from the Balcony Bar which costs R$50 for 2 hours and banged on her pretty good. I never set a price with her and just give her what I feel like giving her - in this case it was R$100. I just wish I had an option to take her back to my apartment, but my significant other sleeping there certainly would not be appreciate that :-)

Anyway, I know there are mixed feelings from the board members on this bar, but while it can be hit or miss, there are number of hotties in there late weekend nights...even during the week. Usually more after 11:00pm or so.

By Johnnyroc on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 04:48 pm:  Edit

It's the only game on Atlantica.

By Jaguar on Saturday, October 30, 2010 - 07:21 am:  Edit

Lovingmarvin,

Didn't wear my reading glasses when I read your post about Balcony and went there looking for hotties at 11:30 AM. In the future, please capitalize AM or PM. Better yet, use military time.

For your information, the place was practically empty this morning.

Jag

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, October 30, 2010 - 07:49 am:  Edit

LM,

-My Image-Just show him where Mickey's hands should be at, he'll be ok

CFK

By Lovingmarvin on Saturday, October 30, 2010 - 05:09 pm:  Edit

Along with the pic, maybe I should change it to 23:00 hrs :-)

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, October 30, 2010 - 08:34 pm:  Edit

Naw, he would just think that's a cover charge...-My Image-

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, November 30, 2010 - 06:58 am:  Edit

Now they have fucking switched to plastic cups for draft beer - which was shitty to begin with (Lokal versus my favorite Brahma).

Pretty much noticed a pattern - early in the night the place is overrun with Favela girls, while the higher quality ones come out after 11:00pm at night... It will always remain amazing to me how some of the older, chubby, and uglier women manage to pull guys....

By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, November 30, 2010 - 12:47 pm:  Edit

There's a guy for every puta and a puta for every guy. Help and Balcony are the proof of this claim.

By Lovingmarvin on Wednesday, January 05, 2011 - 09:03 am:  Edit

Pretty much make it habit to stop by the Balcony Bar a couple of of times a week, especially late nights since - even from a simple bar perspective - Zona Sul quiets down after 3:00am during the week (except Emporium).

Anyway, while the majority of girls are predatory bitches there are a few that will simple just talk without wanting anything in exchange (however, they do eventually almost always push for a drink when it is time to shoo them away)

What I have found interesting is how many girls actually have engagement rings, so at times just out of curiosity I ask about the ring. Balcony Bar love is certainly an eye opener...and anyone that believes in true love better not look there. 99% of the engaged girls will usually respond with pretty much a standard response of "liking the guy". "Yes, I love him" is such a rare response it just amazes me that so many guys just close their eyes to the very obvious. So I had an extended conversation with one that is getting ready to move to Italy..actually the guy called when she was sitting there with me....again, when pressed about love it all came right back to "yes, I like him" and financial support. The guy apparently sends her 1000 Euro's every couple of weeks to support her, plus keep her from working in Balcony Bar. Now, that is about R$4000 a month, quite a decent income for the average Brazilian and certainly more then enough to survive on. But, of course greed keeps them coming back. Since I do not understand Italian, couldn't really listen in, but she did tell me later that he had no idea that she was still working.. "My thing, no need for him to know..". Apparently she had just returned from Italy a couple of months ago to get "things" in order for her move to Italy.

The moral of story - and one told soooooo many times on this board - just don't fucking send money to working girls for crying out loud. Plus, because they are receiving cash anyway it drives the desperation lower, and therefore their prices higher.

Anyway, a quick report on yet another (and oft repeated) Balcony Bar, or should I say GDP, love story.

And, if you are one of those guys sending money and calling each day to check up on her, she will most certainly tell you that she is not working while some guy temporarily stops stuffing her from behind.

By Johnnyroc on Wednesday, February 23, 2011 - 08:11 pm:  Edit

I found this on you tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jqLo9dnIuQ&feature=related

By Jonesie on Wednesday, February 23, 2011 - 11:24 pm:  Edit

Balcony looks like a good time, but this place doesn't make an argument to La Cecelia in Havana. Help, maybe, but this place resembles an average outdoor cafe on the malecon...

By Catocony on Thursday, February 24, 2011 - 08:21 am:  Edit

Jonesie, it's not a club, it is just a restaurant on the street. People are trying to make it the Help replacement, which is just going to lead to it being shut down - or the management chasing off the hookers and mongers. The neighbors are throwing a fit, and just like TA/Help, it draws way to much attention to itself.

The "old" Balcony was acceptable since it was never full. Even on a weekend night, you could usually get a table there. The putas were generally ugly, but it was a good place to relax, have a few drinks, have some chow and maybe find a diamond in the rough. These days - it's a fiasco. Way too many mongers and hookers in too small a space.

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, February 24, 2011 - 08:25 am:  Edit

So, they removed the few seats/tables along the front rail which were the most advantages for watching all the action and gave them to the 'band' - that sucks. All that room out under the tent and they give that location to the band! Way to go. Jonesie, this place falls somewhere between Meia Pataca and TA[not Help]. It's a diluted version of TA. Having said the aforementioned, their are diamonds in the rough to be found on occassion.

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on February 24, 2011)

By Lovingmarvin on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 02:09 pm:  Edit

Beat up a tranny late last night close Balcony. Was walking close to Baloncy Bar towards Leme by Av Atlantica around 4 in the morning. The tranny saw me and walked towards me - I already knew what was going happen next, he approached me quite aggressively trying to convince me to go with him. Before I knew it tried the fast finger trick of relieving me of my wallet while distracting me. That moment instinctively grabbed him by the throat and threw him backwards onto the pavement, jumped on top of him and punched him 4 times into the face. Gave him a bloody nose & black eye. He starting screaming Police (and there were some around, but not close enough fortunately), so I got up and he ran away continuing to yell. Since I already had too much to drink, that made me snap and I chased after him around the parked cars (I know that was not a good thing to do, but it did stop him yelling further for the moment :-). He ran towards a taxi and got in....

So lucky the police didn't get me - certainly would have ended in a bad night at the delegacia with a tranny making a scandal the entire time.

But have to admit I did enjoy pummeling that fucking thief, plus that rush of adrenaline. Not exactly sure what result he would expect with someone of my size (I am 6'4" and 220 pounds) without having a knife or gun to threaten me.

Another story to add to my life experiences....

By Thumper on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 08:22 pm:  Edit

I had four of them try to rob me around that same area. I heard the sound of heels click clacking towards me and i knew instantly they were going to try and pick pocket me. Sure enough, one tried to jump in front of me and do some sort of baile funk dance to keep me from walking away. The other 3 started tring to rub there ands across my chest, stomach and groin, trying to distract me and see where my wallet and phone was at.

I kepted my hands jammed deep into my pockets. I faked left and side stepped to the right to get around the he/she who was blocking my path. I then yelled at them in portugese that i knew they were trying to rob me and to take their hands off of me. Once I started talking in portugese, they backed off of me and started looking for easier prey.

I never felt in danger but I knew these 4 were very good at pickpocketing. I personaly saw them rob 2 guys on two separate evenings, in front of the Mariott Hotel!

By Johnnyroc on Sunday, March 06, 2011 - 06:26 am:  Edit

I'm glad you pummeled that freak Marvin!

By Lovingmarvin on Sunday, March 06, 2011 - 01:16 pm:  Edit

Tranny's are bad news in Rio....probably the worst thieves there are. In the past the Balcony Bar could keep them out with security until they got sued for gay discrimination. When I see them walk around (Most of them are quite obvious, unlike Ladyboys in Thailand) I always watch my pockets!

Must have hit him pretty hard, because my right hand is still a little swollen today...a good thing!!

By Lovingmarvin on Monday, October 24, 2011 - 10:41 pm:  Edit

Not much new to report on the Balcony Bar. Pretty much the same old girls as always, with just a few exceptions. Lots of girls from the Help days around as well.

Unfortunately the other night made the mistake to pick a girl I had put off banging for more then 4 years. From Sao Paulo, while nice, just never thought she would be a great lay. But after leaving Lapa quite "happy" arrived at the Balcony Bar at 4:00am and my senses were off a little. Was horny from kissing a girl in Rio Scenarium for awhile, plus downing a good number of beers. Nice company, but sucked in the sack...every minute checked on the condom while fucking. Drove me crazy and pissed me off...kicked her out, R$150 poorer. But then again, in the 'Help' days this same girl was asking for R$300 - R$400. The upside was that she did give quite a good BJ and sucked me for awhile, so it was not a complete loss.

The moral of the story is that this has happened twice now to me - After many years of seeing a particular girl that peaked my interest, but turned me off for whatever reason, I hook up with eventually. Up to this point always a disappointment.....

The biggest change I see now in the Balcony Bar is that there are a lot more girls and customers around in the late morning hours.... in the old days I could go to the Balcony Bar at 4 or 5:00am and find girls ready to take almost any price just to find a place to sleep. This seems to have changed. On a Saturday night there was still a decent crowd at 4:00am

Follow your instincts when it comes to the girls...I know I will from now on, without exception.

By Sf4dfish on Tuesday, October 25, 2011 - 05:07 pm:  Edit

LM, I think it was worth it. For a R150 I would of done it. You did a garota you alway's wanted to do. Another notch on your "notched upped" bedpost

By Lovingmarvin on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 - 01:12 pm:  Edit

Yeah, I guess you are right to think about it from that angle.

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, October 27, 2011 - 03:25 pm:  Edit

LM,

what's the latest info regarding beach action, either in Copa or in front of Caesar Park Hotel[Ipanema]? That was always a good place and a break from the usual Copa girls.

-My Image-CFK

By Hdogger2002 on Monday, October 31, 2011 - 06:02 pm:  Edit

you planning on leaving the house???

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, October 31, 2011 - 08:22 pm:  Edit

Shhhhh, don't tell anyone

(-My Image-)CFK

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, November 01, 2011 - 06:17 am:  Edit

There are always working girls strolling up and down the beach. Pretty easy, as usual, to meet them via eye contact. Besides walking on the beach, I have not spent too much time on the beach at Caesar Park Hotel, so can't report on that. But I would think any concentration of gringo's and tourist would continue to draw girls.

By Latinalover on Thursday, November 03, 2011 - 10:05 am:  Edit

Hdogger..good one, your are a funny mother fucker, LMAO!

By Catocony on Thursday, November 03, 2011 - 04:55 pm:  Edit

For CFK to go anywhere, wouldn't the country have to accept a Confederate passport?

By Bwana_dik on Friday, November 04, 2011 - 09:59 am:  Edit

I was on the beach today (oddly, didn't see CFK) and can confirm that there are almost always a few GdPs out in front of the Caesar Park Hotel.

By Venues on Saturday, December 03, 2011 - 06:30 am:  Edit

Balcony is mentioned in 2009/05 Infanticide - Infanticide's Virgin Trip to Rio... With Pictures!



Balcony is mentioned in 2010/03 Yankee7 - Brief Overview of Latest Rio Trip



Balcony is mentioned in 2010/05 Azguy - Very Brief Rio Trip Report



Balcony is mentioned in 2010/06 Brent_matsui - Rio After 5 Years



Balcony is mentioned in 2010/12 Jaguar - The Dummy Does Balcony



Balcony is mentioned in 2011/02 Jaggerbowski - A "Safado" in Brazil

Photos: Camila - Balcony 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329
Photos: Camila - Balcony 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343
Photos: Horny Paraguayan - Balcony 370 371
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Photos: Horny Paraguayan - Balcony 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388
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Balcony is mentioned in 2011/04 Pussyboy - Four Nights in Rio



Balcony is mentioned in 2011/11 Bwana_Dik - Rio Trip Report, Twitter Style :-)



Balcony is mentioned in 2012/04 Bwana_Dik - Rio: Goddamn This Place is Expensive!

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 - 10:04 am:  Edit

Arrived in the evening this last Sunday and apparently some guy died of a heart attack. Chairs were placed around him and a blanket/tablecloth on top of him. No ambulance ever arrived...about 2 hours later the coroner arrived in an old VW bus and picked up the poor guy.

Pretty much the same old bitches as always. In listening in to some of the conversations and talking to guys many of the girls are now quoting by the hour - no LT, around R$300, then go down to R$200.

R$200 for one hour of mediocre service...

I have not pulled a Balcony girl (or one of the many "mature women") in quite some time....

Sad scene.....

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 - 10:10 am:  Edit

...just read Bwana's report where he referenced Richard (formerly "travelsrr") as having passed away at the Balcony Bar.

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, July 03, 2012 - 08:26 am:  Edit

Looks like the crack down is now happening in the Balcony Bar as well. There have been some recent undercover news stories about Balcony Bar being a place to buy drugs and of course Prostitutes. Looks like there was another recent raid, which is captured in this video (It is in Portuguese, but I am sure you will get the general sense of the report): http://noticias.r7.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticias/policia-encontra-prostitutas-em-restaurante-da-zona-sul-do-rio-20120530.html

The police has also been harassing other places, including termas: http://braziltravelcenter.wordpress.com/

By Dongringo on Tuesday, July 03, 2012 - 07:09 pm:  Edit

Rio will be as squeaky clean as they can make it for when the world spotlight is pointed there.

The question is how long it will take for things to return to 'normal' afterwards... if in fact they ever do. Brazil is showing more national pride as they go from 3rd world to 2nd and are vying to be perceived as 1st world

By Venues on Sunday, September 16, 2012 - 03:35 pm:  Edit

Diversity on 08/31/12


quote:

Against my better judgement, I decided to go to Balcony last night. It looked like a big rain hit the favela and washed all the shit down hill. There were a lot of the older gdp's from Help there, but without even thinking about it for a micro second, the most nasty looking thing was the "chicklet thing" from Help. Now I know someone will post that she has cancer, or Bell Palsy and try to make me feel bad, but she is fucking ugly. so for 5R I made my choice. It was not till about 1am that it really started to pick up and several better choices came along. I did not know you needed to wear a suit and tie to be served. However, there were 4 guys who had to be very uncomfortable as they were next to the clone of snoop dog. Many of ex "help" did not age well. Also saw a new crop of younger versions at the later hour. Princess, seamed to be the ring leader of all of her friends.



Richerich on 08/31/12

quote:

balcony is a low grade outside terma........most garotas will only go short time....but the only game in town if you want to chill, drink a beer and watch the freakfest......


By Lovingmarvin on Monday, May 12, 2014 - 10:11 am:  Edit

Stopped in for a beer late Friday night before wanting to call it a night. The usual group of the not so special old timers hanging out, but had excellent luck as a former girl from the Cancun terma recognized me. A beautiful petite blond, with lots of tramp stamps and a huge smile and friendly disposition came over and talked to me like we were old friends. Its been probably a good 5 years since I last saw her and at first I could not remember from where, until she mentioned Cancun. I was prepared to pay R$200, so asked her how much - R$200, simple and no further negotiations needed. She performed absolutely fantastic in the room, probably one of the better ones I had in quite some time. Got her phone number, but unfortunately time to head back home as I have some other commitments. Hmm..still a tight body and just cute as heck - that wet pussy and service I am accustomed to. Since I had quite a bit to drink banged on her for quite awhile before being able to finish, probably on and off for about 2 hours.....she snuggled up at the end.

Just wow! Reminds of a couple of other former terma girls I ran into as well as stayed in contact with, all performing perfectly....I guess they get trained well when they work there :-)

By Lovingmarvin on Thursday, August 07, 2014 - 05:44 pm:  Edit

CLOSED! My friend just returned from Rio and told me that the Balcony Bar has been closed since the beginning of the World Cup. This article confirms it: https://news.vice.com/article/are-rios-world-cup-sex-worker-raids-real-or-just-for-show

Apparently Hotel Lido has also closed.

Another article I read reports lines now at Barbarella and Cicciolina. Here is some bullshit article from a group that monitors trafficking of women and sex tourism: http://redlightr.io/observatory-of-prostitution-report-on-world-cup-sex-tourism-in-rio/

I guess I always knew it was coming.... After Help closed, the Balcony Bar partial filled the void (Albeit to mixed reports - some liked it, others could not find any decent girls). But it does change the Freelance scene quite a bit in Zona Sul (Copa, Ipanema, etc).

If you are newbie and decide to try Barbarella and Cicciolina - be very careful, as both are very expensive. Especially Cicciolina can hit you with a R$40 beer in a second unless you asked first and then are willing to walk away (in which case the price drops and you will probably be offered a deal). I have not been in Barbarella in many years, but I also remember a very expensive establishment with a high door entry fee, high drink prices, and at the time they did not offer any beer (One of the second reasons I never returned, the first being the cost).

I always liked stopping by the Balcony Bar and will miss it, even if I did not always pick a girl. I will be back in Rio in about a month, but fortunately I still have a black book of numbers for girls I see on a frequent basis.

I will be curious to see what happens to the freelance scene and where it shifts.... The girls afterall have bills to pay and shoes to buy.

The termas still exist, but some are struggling to stay open (Like everyone's favorite LLumos which eventually closed).

By Skisandy on Friday, August 08, 2014 - 05:48 pm:  Edit

OPEN! Actually, Balcony re-opened about a week ago or so, around the first of August. All is the same, and no-the stinking bathrooms have not been renovated. Was there at 5pm, for the free food (which is always good) but it was very very quiet - looks like a lot of people don't know yet that Balcony has re-opened.

By Lovingmarvin on Friday, August 08, 2014 - 10:03 pm:  Edit

Great news!!!

By Johnnyroc on Saturday, August 09, 2014 - 12:48 pm:  Edit

Dave wants to sell Balcony and split Brazil.

By Lovingmarvin on Saturday, August 09, 2014 - 03:47 pm:  Edit

Heck, that is one headache I wouldn't want even if the bar was handed to me for free :-)

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, August 10, 2014 - 07:27 am:  Edit

Why anyone would want to do business in Brasil is beyond me. The corruption pervades every aspect of being in business, and is twice as bad if you're a foreigner and 10X worse if putas are involved, even if indirectly. Brasil's ability to keep rising as an economic force is limited by the inefficiencies caused by corruption.

By Exectalent on Sunday, August 10, 2014 - 09:43 am:  Edit

What Bwana said.
I have been ready to write the check about 10 times but one greedy dishonest Brazilian or another convinced me otherwise. There is a reason everyone wants a government job.

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, January 20, 2015 - 02:21 pm:  Edit

Well, the Balcony Bar is now once again boarded up and closed. Let's see if they manage to reopen once again. The club on top of Balcony Bar wanted R$30 to enter and I passed......

By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, January 20, 2015 - 06:53 pm:  Edit

For R$30, I got an excellent fuck in VM in October. No need to piss away money on an entrada fee at a third rate club.

By Lovingmarvin on Friday, January 23, 2015 - 08:24 am:  Edit

Agree completely!

Unfortunately, however, the turn-key mongering in Copa is coming to a rapid end....

By Catocony on Friday, January 23, 2015 - 12:49 pm:  Edit

You know it's getting tough when you lament the closing of Balkony.


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